Destruction of the temple? Poooh, that's nothing. In 1286 Thomas the Rhymer warned Alexander III, King of Scots, not to marry in Kelso Abbey, as he predicted the roof would fall in. Thomas being widely known as a seer and having "the tongue whit canna lie", the wedding was switched to Roxburgh Castle. And the roof of Kelso Abbey did indeed fall in. Okay, that was 500 years later but it did happen. The point being that the Temple was BOUND to be destroyed at some point.
Just been blocked by Megasage for pointing out that he had to keep referring to the equator as the "belly of the earth" rather then use the word "circumference" like someone who knows English. His block sits proudly on my YouTube mantle alongside blocks from NephilimFree, ShockofGod, NadNareek and VenomFangX. You can almost taste the reasonable discourse.
I'd comment, but all that needs to be said has been said already. Plus we're finally out of arrows until the fletcher awakens from his drunken stupor.
@ArcanaKnight I'm sure if you applied the cat to the laptop(s) in a slightly less violent way you wouldn't run through as many cats as laptops. After all, if you put just about any animal in a room with a computer the tech will be broken quite expediently.
It's a more humane version of Schrödinger's box thought experiment.
The website they have looks as though it was designed to fuck your eyes with crazy lighting effects. . . Jesus Christo it's like going back to 1999 all over again!
@X9SamFisher It says it's "subject to change at any time as God reveals a better way to communicate" so clearly God is a wee bit behind on web design.
In your rage, you have, by my calculations used approximately 1.9 kittens (17 laptops / (9 lives per kitten). For your crimes against all Kitteh Kind I must condemn you to 72 hours of Nephilimfree, watched non stop. If that doesn't inoculate you against theist gitwittery then surely nothing will.
"...immigration laws. His words not mine" see this is one of those things that are so huge that they appear unbelievable. This one is a strong case of nutty, good find.
the self satisfied smile on megasage's face is even more annoying than his voice. That being said does anyone else just think 'megasage' sounds like some sort of super herb?
Man their website is of pure bad taste... I'm no web designer but I have a few insights of what it is to be one, and, well, even though the website is not confusing to the user, it's presentation is hideous. And those backgrounds are clearly made by an amateur with less photoshop skills than me. Which is good. That way more people may find themselves annoyed by it, and may end up ignoring it. :)
awww megasage007 is in lurve....its so cute to watch two beardies in touch with their feminine sides:) all i can say is lemonparty
excellent work ail, at this stage we are soooo close to finally destroying christmas for all mankind MUahahahahaha anyway off to throw another baby into the oven....yumsk
Nad Nareek looks like that Chinese Martial Arts master from Kill Bill Vol. 2
FraggedMind 2 days ago
For the love of all that is good in the world, get a new microphone.
nosensetoitatall 1 month ago
Destruction of the temple? Poooh, that's nothing. In 1286 Thomas the Rhymer warned Alexander III, King of Scots, not to marry in Kelso Abbey, as he predicted the roof would fall in. Thomas being widely known as a seer and having "the tongue whit canna lie", the wedding was switched to Roxburgh Castle. And the roof of Kelso Abbey did indeed fall in. Okay, that was 500 years later but it did happen. The point being that the Temple was BOUND to be destroyed at some point.
ThomasTrue 1 month ago
Now that is one superb vid !!! Well done old chap.
kts68 1 month ago
You remind me a lot of Ben Croshaw from Zero Punctuation. That's a compliment, in my opinion! :D
royohz 2 months ago
Just been blocked by Megasage for pointing out that he had to keep referring to the equator as the "belly of the earth" rather then use the word "circumference" like someone who knows English. His block sits proudly on my YouTube mantle alongside blocks from NephilimFree, ShockofGod, NadNareek and VenomFangX. You can almost taste the reasonable discourse.
MeBeMat 2 months ago
Another gem!
micometer 2 months ago
I'd comment, but all that needs to be said has been said already. Plus we're finally out of arrows until the fletcher awakens from his drunken stupor.
tiaxanderson 2 months ago
Can you even have semi-automatic shotguns over there?
whybag 2 months ago
I'm sure Darwin looks like one of those folks ;)
BinaryBunyip 2 months ago
Dan Keiran is from my own province... I am so shamed.
PurpleGhost 2 months ago
Great vid... some well earned pwnage there 8D
Brascofarian 2 months ago
brilliant video as always.
May your aim at the jolly fat man remain steady and true. Remember the torso always the easiest target to hit . :D
spacewolf5462 2 months ago
This clip needed some ZZ top.
2cabs2toucan 2 months ago 9
I would go watch mega sage, but I need to drill a hole in my own head with my cordless
pigwigpa 2 months ago
totally deserves a thumb up
azmanabdula 2 months ago
i used to always thumbs up your video before even watching it...
but i shouldnt..
it negates the fact of whether or not you deserve it..
which you do...
but i should wait...
azmanabdula 2 months ago
Neil Diamond FTW!!!
xdassinx 2 months ago
"I'm on my 17th new laptop..." Have you gone through 17 cats too?
ArcanaKnight 2 months ago
@ArcanaKnight I'm sure if you applied the cat to the laptop(s) in a slightly less violent way you wouldn't run through as many cats as laptops. After all, if you put just about any animal in a room with a computer the tech will be broken quite expediently.
It's a more humane version of Schrödinger's box thought experiment.
sarcleaeolist 2 months ago
@ArcanaKnight
No, just nearly 2
(17 / 9 = 1.9)
ulodetero 2 months ago
@ulodetero I think it'd be best not to ask how you would even find "nearly 2" cats.
ArcanaKnight 2 months ago
@ArcanaKnight
I was going for the whole "9 lives" thing. :)
ulodetero 2 months ago
The website they have looks as though it was designed to fuck your eyes with crazy lighting effects. . . Jesus Christo it's like going back to 1999 all over again!
X9SamFisher 2 months ago
@X9SamFisher It says it's "subject to change at any time as God reveals a better way to communicate" so clearly God is a wee bit behind on web design.
hnesrifdh 2 months ago
North pole spring viva la revolution
MoMember88 2 months ago
You are amazingly awesome and awesomely amazing. Super video.
AuntieDiluvian 2 months ago 17
@AuntieDiluvian
your comment is noted, and duly uprated :p
Ainulindale21 2 months ago 4
HOW DARE YOU defame Michelle Rodriguez!!!!
Great vid BTW...
Thayer79 2 months ago
You're hilarious
CMO999 2 months ago
I so confused.
dookiecheez 2 months ago
There's a fat guy wedged in my fireplace. Not sure if I should just leave him 'til spring or throw another log on. Decisions, decisions...
ColdSpot999 2 months ago
hahaha oh man I lol'd so hard at the end there.
mrx00666 2 months ago
Everyday I'm steppin' on the beach!
piprod01 2 months ago
Dude, I lol'd at the end...I just burst out laughing uncontrollably. Now I must find the source video.
AAC67 2 months ago
@AAC67 It's in the description.
justtryharder 2 months ago
In your rage, you have, by my calculations used approximately 1.9 kittens (17 laptops / (9 lives per kitten). For your crimes against all Kitteh Kind I must condemn you to 72 hours of Nephilimfree, watched non stop. If that doesn't inoculate you against theist gitwittery then surely nothing will.
GeeKayKayGee 2 months ago
That is kind of rough, in my opinion 1 hour Nephilimfree per kitten life, more is inhumane or infeline.
esbendit 2 months ago
Excellent video. Great take down of megasage. I'm guessing he's blocked you. I got blocked for calling him Santa. Oh, and a twat! :D
grahamlive 2 months ago
I absolutely refuse to believe that the Bible contains any inaccuracies! Now make me believe that the Bible contains inaccuracies. Derpderp
thirtysilver 2 months ago
"Biblically PWND" I loled! XD
GIRlovesWaffles 2 months ago
that guy.... well, he doesn't seem to have many years left in his life.
viicISrotcib 2 months ago
Who else here nuked Santa?
download333 2 months ago
"...immigration laws. His words not mine" see this is one of those things that are so huge that they appear unbelievable. This one is a strong case of nutty, good find.
heloizyjhenifer 2 months ago
Neil Diamond is God! Merry Xmas.
fuckoverload 2 months ago
the self satisfied smile on megasage's face is even more annoying than his voice. That being said does anyone else just think 'megasage' sounds like some sort of super herb?
TheMundaneMadcap 2 months ago
Man their website is of pure bad taste... I'm no web designer but I have a few insights of what it is to be one, and, well, even though the website is not confusing to the user, it's presentation is hideous. And those backgrounds are clearly made by an amateur with less photoshop skills than me. Which is good. That way more people may find themselves annoyed by it, and may end up ignoring it. :)
skaruts 2 months ago
awww megasage007 is in lurve....its so cute to watch two beardies in touch with their feminine sides:) all i can say is lemonparty
excellent work ail, at this stage we are soooo close to finally destroying christmas for all mankind MUahahahahaha anyway off to throw another baby into the oven....yumsk
jimthepleb 2 months ago
oh thankyou for linking the shufflin, i was so worried it wouldnt be!
Great video, very entertaining :D
MitchofSmeg 2 months ago
None of those santas are getting anywhere near my chimney....
I watched, I laughed, I left :D
Meiklelodians 2 months ago
hahahahaha
TheTexanCanadian 2 months ago