Chav Girls
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  • Chavs don't wear stuff like that it's called jack wills and ugg boots people call me chav

  • You also forgot that they're also fat, right? Isn't that what you said once?

  • Yuuu forgot Burberry jumper mate, As for Adidas tracksuit I got me like 4 pair differen't colors and all, thats flash innit?

  • For some reason, I've always assumed that baby blue was the standard chavette color.

  • @FunnyPranks Finally....Somebody Who's On My Wave Length lol

  • @FunnyPranks oh well i never knew that thanks

  • @ FunnyPranks hi jordan im 11 n starting a chavvy secondary school i aint gonna ask u a question. im not a chav! Last week i got a text from my bffl lynell sayin she got randomly punched in the nose n then best thing is she is a midget 13 yr old that goes to my new secondary school that i am startjng at this monday ughh y do chavs hav to pick on little kids its not big its not clever its just stupid and pathetic!

  • @TheBlackRibbons The majority of chavs are people who have previously been bullied, or have a terrible up bringing, e.g their parents are drug addicts/alcoholics or hit them. Something along them lines, so they find pleasure in insulting/hitting people who cannot defend themselves, because Chavs in theory cannot defend themselves against their own personal problems.

    Chavs only fight smaller people, and only fight in groups. Very weak people.

  • @TheBlackRibbons Thing you gotta do is back her. See Chavs don't back each other so if you two band it and anyone starts on you she jumps in vica verca you'll be left well alone plus you'll get the respect you need to get through Highschool I was bullied bad and i turned pretty chavvy to get back at the ones bullying me and got through the vital years no problem (few fights in yr 7 and 8 though)

  • chav girls are dicks do you know they always crying on facebook about they dickhead boyfriends cause chavvy girls cant date real men they date littel boys or grown uo men acting like little boys trust me my sis is a chav and all her mates are they all add me on facebook and all they do is cry about they boyfriends who well are losers

  • we have chavs in the USA...only here they're just called "white trash"

  • my 2 sisters are chavs my 21 yr old sister is fucked up her life and living in crawley/horsham homeless and my 15 yr old sister use to be emo 0_0 but after her mates started hanging around with her she has been stealing from shops bunking trains and giving everone mouth hopefully my brother who is coming soon won't turn into a scummy chav i will do everthing to make sure my brother doesen't turn into one of thes scum

  • I'm from barbados TOO :DDDDDD

  • believe it or not, you could say that im your 'typical' 'emo girl', and one of my best friends is the MOST 'chaviest' of 'chavs' of all time, and most of the people i hang around with are 'chavs', but they are amazing. Your just using the 'stereotype' of 'chavs' that they advertise on the internet and stuff, and because of people like you, stereotype ratings are going up, which means more bullying. well done.

  • @missSTACEY291 LOL in my school its the chavs who are bullying everone and another thing in my street chavs are stealing from houses infact when me and my family went out shopping one of our family friends checked to see if our house was okay and as soon as he walked in he saw 2 chavs with a bag about to steal from our house now my sister is hanging around with chavs with had the police come around 3 times for her shes stole and bunked school and trains SO NO CHAVS ARE NOTHING BUT SCUM

  • oh wow you've grown up. I thought that that was someone different, until you said that that video from 2006 was you.

  • How do chavs keep reproducing? The little ones run into pound saver and poke holes in the condoms. It's how they survive xD

  • TELETUBBIES STYLE!! xD

  • do you remember chloe mafia from the x facotr she was a chav but had loads of dirty fake tan on her

  • Judging by the way you speak I live near you...and I am swarmed by chavs as I live with a pub on the top of my streets where chavs spend their "precious" times trying to get served...I think they're breeding by the second...you should concider doing a video round my end...it'd be heaven for you!

  • LOL... u r a bit daft.. but hella funny. i hate chavs....

  • lol u say addidas and nike funny

  • you changed..

  • I have never seen a chav with a medusa piercing...

  • Iv got a few mates who are chavs some people who iiv known from primary school and many from secondry school. its great cus wen your out and about after school u can always rely on them to do the shit everyone else wont do cus we no well get bollocked its a fun speticle. note im a guy who weres jeans and is not into hardcore dance music  chavs = good entertainment value

  • LOL, I have Adidas trackie bottoms :D x

  • sounds Good i hope when i visit England ill mess around with some chav Girl.

    OR any spice girl, hey ill Fuck jo Frost ( suppy nanny) if i had the chance to.

  • I'm from Canada, and we definitely have chav girls, we just call them white trash over here.

    Awesome video, you described them perfectly :)

  • so true. down here in Essex by london is the worst. Orange girls everywhere you look. It's the chav hotspot!

  • @GreatBritishGamers Gives you something to look and laugh at, doesn't it?

  • the part with the "I've been drinking all my life" in made me laugh :). I know what you mean about the make-up. what is the point? I reckon people look better without all that crap

  • the make-up part made me laugh so much

    your videos are great i always watch them your a legend. x

  • What the hell? They pay you to go to school? WTF? I'm drowning in student loans in the U.S. lol!

  • They pay you to goto college (If your parents are under a certain income) You get £30 a week, but that's nothing in the UK as food costs triple that every 3 days.

    You have to pay a sickening amount of money to goto University. Some of my college tutors are still paying back their Uni fees.

  • Good video Jordan. You're getting better.

  • Ugh..I'm in year 11 and this complete ugly pikey who sits at the back of our Maths class with her pikey friends came in today with so much spraytan on she looked like a fucking tangerine..and half of it was rubbed off onto her collar. It's disgusting..

  • 'illuminous orange' :))

  • in glasgow we have several names for them, neds or bams is the favourite

  • another hilarious video!

    keep it up jordan your a true legend 5*

  • Ugh, I hate when girls wear excessive make-up.

  • ya prob wont no dis

    bu wat exactly is a d4

    examplepic 2 plzz

  • smokin in america means hittin the ganja

  • in america we call those people guidos.

  • That's not guido at all....

  • well where i'm from they are

  • This was uploaded on my birthdayy x

  • excuse me? that piercing is called a monroe. i have two. thanks. i'm not a chav girl. dot.

  • It was an example given as for the majority of people i have seen have that type. Along with all the comments are in agreement.

    If you wish, you can message me a book on what i can or cannot include in 'stereotypes' in the future.

    Their is no possible way, anything/everything i say will reflect anywhere else in the UK, not even the next town to me. Which is what i always say. This does not reflect anything else, that is quite clearly obvious.

  • This was really funny. But i really liked hearing your opposing views, the most. Say something good about Jesus to counter the joke. I remember you said something good about the Bible one time and i was glad.

  • "don't buy 'em" LOL!! Priceless.

  • Your videos are really good, you know... You always manage to get yur opinion across but do it in such a way that it won't offend people :) x

  • well chav girls either

    - wear tons of make-up so their face looks orange

    or

    - wear none whatsoever.

    there's basically no "inbetween"

  • GOTTA DO CHAV CARS OR CHAV HOBBIES!!!

  • The proportion of new born chavs to there mums to there grandma is as follows:

    0:14:24

    A chavs mum is always round about 14 years older than them, same goes for there mum

  • My mates girl friend is pregnent, my friend is 'engaged', fun times!!!!

    ANd im soon to make a video for you guys to explain chavs in detail, jordan james is my god!!!!

  • Have you not seen my 'Chavs - Jordan Explains' Video?

  • Read the message i sent you!

  • DOO!

  • to late :| already ordered it!!

  • dyed blonde hair sluts that live on benifits and have kids to live off in a council house leaving there kids with there mum or friend so they can go out and sleep around again to have more kids to get more money more kids equals more money bigger council house hahahaha anyway i enjoy your videos mate they make me laff the things you come out with its soooo true haha nice one

  • Hey Jordan I actully saw an old woman chav must of been 70; smoking her 'rizzlers' (it's paper which they just fill with grass and shit since they can't afford real tobbaco) at the top back of a bus, swearing everysentance and a pink tracky

  • Being engaged but not getting married?Now, that's a safety net. Being engaged is only incase you get married. LOL

  • On the dole here would be disability, right? Or is it welfare?

  • Welfare

  • Don't forget Catherine Tate's Lauren Cooper! She was Queen Chav but hey, she wasn't bovvered. LOL  Dude, I love your accent! I respect your accent!

  • I love studying chavs. We have a whole bunch of them at our school. It looks like they've smeared a thick orange paste on thier mouldy faces. they also miss patches so it looks like they've dipped their face in a huge coffee mug. And their scalp and neck is just SUPER white. I could spend hours just laughing.

  • cash4gold :)

  • Awesome dude !!

  • I'd like to see you do a video of what happens to chavs in the future - do they carry on being chavs? I live in Tonbridge in the South East and it is an extremely chavvy area. There are a surprising amount of adult chavs - it's horrible! Their teeth! Eugh.

  • nice

  • hahaha tellytubbie style

  • yes i was waiting for this one !

  • and btw the way you pronounced adidas and nike were hilarious. Your description of chav girls was exactly like the girl off misfits.

  • You could maybe do patriotism in england? I always thought us Canadians were quite patriotic, and it'd be interesting to hear stories about patriotism in england?

  • Joe. I think you should do an 'annoying adverts' update. What with GoCompare etc, there's plenty of new material for you. :-)

  • Yes, that 'We Buy Any Car' Advert kills me everytime inside when i see it.

  • i rember when i was at college last year

    every girl there was a chav and they had there lip prieced like that too

    i felt soo odd and that i couldnt interact with them

    also one of them are pregent now she must of had the baby so i sopsoe shes on the doll too

    taking money off us hard working people

    anyway

    love the video jordan

    very funny :)

    x

  • Is this the video I requested? :)

  • bros before hoes

  • YES! HOUSE!

  • theyr always so gobby aswel fukin trottin around the town center shoutin abuse and shitt

  • I took your advice and watched a Jeremy Kyle episode. The chav girl on the episode really fit the description ugh.

  • spot on mate as per

  • Thanks dude. Share the video! Spread the word.

  • i go to a collage well kinda in middlesbrough and there all chavs and they all aspire to become "a doley bum" WTF

  • Same at my place, none of them want to goto uni. They all say "ill just go on dole"

    Life makes no sense does it.. And the funny thing is, they are the sort of people who win the lottery.

    They do nothing all their life, and yet end up walking away richer than all us smucks who have been working our asses of 24/7

  • dude ur so right.

    where i live(manchester) there a loads and loads of chavs. If you walk down to the train station there is A 98% chance you will encounter a chav

    Soon the uk will become a breeding ground for chavs and we will be wiped out = (

  • I think I can explain the foundation thing.These gurls want to look tan rather than knowing that there are other ways (like correctly using bronzer) to achieve a natural sunkissed look they use darker foundation. These chav girls need a good lesson in makeup.The orange look happens in the us too so sad. Also the blanking out your lips is to make them look nude aka "sexy". They should figure out the correct shade of nude lipstick.

  • It's that bad in the US too? I didn't know that

  • I work in a local co-op, and so many of these kinda people (who are clearly on the dole) come in and spend their money on the following.

    1. Fags

    2. Alcohol

    3. Scratch-cards

    4. Lottery

    They don't work at all... they have about 3 kids each from separate men. That's OUR money being spent on that. I mean where it work, its NOT hard... I'm just doing it cuz I'm a poor student trying to make a few bob! No reason why they can't do it too!

    Pissed off, me!

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  • Thank you! - If people are really interested, shoot me an email, by going to my contact section on my website and email the 'jordan' email (wont let me post it here) and i will sort something out.

    I'll probably order so many in..

  • @FunnyPranks they look so god awful with all that make-up with there frickin orange faces and blotchy parts all over there hands and neck

  • Yeah the hands is the worse. Looks like they have skin cancer.

  • yeaa! my request was heard!

    thanks!

  • Hey Dude, NP. I forgot who asked for it, but now i remember. Hope you liked it!

  • yea, I posted my request on your youtube page.

    and i really liked it, you have my 5 stars and fav.

  • Another thing I've noticed. They wear foundation on their lips which makes them 'white'. Just looks like they've ate too many salt and vinegar crisps.

  • They do love Salt and vinegar crisps.. I never understood that.

  • Hey, is there any chance you can do a video about "people who want to emmigrate because of chavs"?

  • Possibly.. But i don't think chavs is the only reason people want to emigrate.. the video might get abit too lengthy mentioning other reasons, such as mass immigration.

  • Spot on.

  • alright, I'm a young girl and what you say about the make up is sooo true mate... they wear extremely thick foundations 5 shades darker that their own skin tone, 7 coats of mascara and beige lipstick... why????!!!! wtf is that for??? I wish I could have the chance to tell them all how freaking cheap and vulgar that looks...some these girls are younger than 18 !!!

    PS: great video Jordan :-)

  • Can i have one :)

  • I had this printed my self, like i said the Cafe Press store is a rip off.. But if people actually do want to buy one. Email me via my website, goto the 'contact' section and ill try something.

  • One of your greatest vids of all time

  • Thank you! I really enjoyed making this video, so it's excellent that you like it.

  • I love that shirt!

  • Chav Girl God there gross

    scene girl = ^_^ Awsome

  • i love you jordon :P

  • girl chavs r the wrost and kid chavs

  • common u know u wanna get them shirts selling hahahahha and good video again :D keep it up mate haha

  • Well i only have my cafe press store at the moment, and i make no money from that at all.. So i guess im gonna have to start selling shirts separately.

  • Ill buy one of the new ones haha its pritty awsum like,, think of it hire ur mates make shirts u can buy loads for about a tenna then you can buy the iron tranfere shirt strips thing put the image,, sell em about 5 quid each ur laughin

  • I'v tried the Iron transfer thing before.. but never got it successful, you need some special printer or something/paper? I aint got a clue.

  • it takes a while to get the hang of it aha... the transfere paper is relitavly cheap from general stores... just iron it about 15 min a shirt maybe more lol the more u iron it the better it gets... start with the corner and work you way in

  • I aint got a printer anymore coz it busted, and aint got any spare cash to be splashing out on one in the future.

    Which is a shame i guess i could get the hang out if, then i could be giving out shirts left right and centre, and practically sell them for nothing..

    I'll have to keep saving. But ill prob take the CafePress store off soon.

    If people send me emails on the sizes of shirts they want (the one im wearing in the vid) I might be able sort something out for around £8-£12

  • Sounds good,, and i know what u meen money is so tight... i paractlly have nothing i was gonna make a doniation to ur website thing but my card bust so there is my bank account till i get a new card haha :((

  • Thanks for the thought dude. You know the best printer for printing the iron ons? Im looking at the HP website now. Printers are cheaper than i thought odly.

  • i have a hp one i do recomend that it is printer scanner disc writer you name it in store just made out to be slightly under 100 quid so not bad been quality i have had the same ink cartriges for a year now they still work fine

  • Also if you know a good cam corder can u please drop one in the commments box on my vid lol im in need of a good one haha thank

  • I use the Kodak Ki8. Simple HD Camera with easy upload. I'll get the printer one day.. ill keep looking, so when /if i get it, ill bang the shirts up!

  • i shall look do you know the price ???... and the shirts shouldnt cost too much to nock up just the printer will

  • £119

  • thats good for me ahah.. my budget is 700 haha

  • You can use the rest of your budget on my donate button! haha :P

  • yeahh haha... ill allocate some to you hahaha!!!

  • Ahhhh I see chav girls all the time, do disgusting.

  • do you live in a rough part of manchester?

  • its true! chavs have "monroe" or "maddona" piercings!! haha

  • so true lol, though some of the chav girls in my school... they are funnnnnnnnnnnnn too look at :D

  • im getting your mug and shirt :3

  • Thank you! Like i said, cafe press is a rip off. If you want i can try and sort you out one of the shirts i was wearing in this video, and the one i was selling on my cafe press for cheaper.. but it may take some time on delivery. Email me if you want, goto the contact section on my website

  • welp i was going to the store wearing my warm brown track suit and gold hoop earrings but er uh ...maybe not :P..cant be chavvy in america now can I

  • don't know what its like n Manchester (it sounds like your from there) but i Glasgow the latest trend is to go out with pyjama bottoms tucked into uggz or really cheap joggy bottoms from primark tucked into ugg boots. so unattractive.

  • I know what u mean about the caked foundation, this girl at my school has it dripping from her face when she sweats, it's awful.

  • i request a video on favourite Chav Holiday Destinations.

  • yh they get preggo really early, and they get free shit from the gov.

  • Nice one

  • yep there's a girl at school who's face was complete orange but the top of her brow and neck is as white as snow.

  • makeup and lip piercings yep so true.

  • nice shirt ;D

  • chavz~

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