SideScrollers - "Shicannery" (#1 Video Game Podcast)

[segacd32xz]

LOL I just saw a kinect commercial

[EvilGenius0503]

@michaelkay Elaborate.

[nariofan101]

go to 0:00 for best blue waffle reaction

[fatpig0192837465]

CRAIG CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!!! 0_O

[18CASSdaguy]

OMG MONSTER HUNTER 3!!! Is that coming out in North America? I'd prefer it on psp but i'd buy it on ps3 if it comes out here. Someone please respond, I MUST KNOW!

[PS3TNA157]

Happy Birthday Nervous Nick!

[Tounushi]

One cheat I'd get....

IRL version of DNSTUFF: all keys, all weapons, all items and always full ammunition.

[brosiv12]

its hard to believe the one on the far right is boomstick

[Neon5050]

anyone know what game the sidescrollers intro is from, everytime i hear it i just cant remember what its from

[michaelkay]

I always get the feeling Jared is the only one who knows what he's talking about.

[PS3TNA157]

@michaelkay Well, he is a Professional. lol

[bkkalarm]

Whaaaaaaaat!!!!?!?! It`s in his nickname!!! Why do you think he got the nickname in the first place? Besides I don`t think that he is any smarter then the others from ScrewAttack. Each person at ScrewAttack has tremendous knowledge about games. They are just a peek better then the others in there interest field and in there job at ScrewAttack. It`s no wander that he sounds more smart, that is only because has HardNews and the others like to goof around a bit more then Jared usually does. Meh...

[bkkalarm]

wonder NOT wander. I got to exited hahaha ><

[GLUMFACEIDIOT]

@michaelkay

that is because he is professional.

[MisterCrim]

31:54 Jared has sadface for not Philadelphia goings.

Also, apparently the Birdemic has started on his shirt.

[masteretl]

new intro B)

[RAGwiththeVIDS]

Can't wait to see star wars kid playing the kinect

[lior13xlr]

05:24 chad do you mean gunz?

[maxgunn555]

@lior13xlr does it particularly matter. a vivid description of the game was given in the same sentence.

[IAMNOTRUNFO]

@lior13xlr I dont think he's a good gamer.

[nohozana]

@IAMNOTRUNFO He can't even complete sentence's.

[awesomereviewer233]

is Jared double jointed

[djkaova]

i have the same sonic shirt it was at walmart last week

[krowvinland]

Does Craig know anything about games anymore?

[GreenGearMood]

@krowvinland ...Yes?

[krowvinland]

Chad just isn't funny. The worst part is he really thinks he is.

[giggshenrik]

@krowvinland the show NEEDS Destin!! He was the REALLY funny one :D

[GreenGearMood]

@krowvinland Well, I think he's funny. >:I

[maxgunn555]

@krowvinland na dude chad doesnt really think he's funny but he does laugh at the collective jokes brought about by the show whether it was him or chad or jared. your personality reading is poor.

[Anuojat]

Honestly guys, with that music playing at the end of these, warms my heart to see such awsome bunch of friends together living the dream of working with video games. It really does ;)

*claps* May Screwattackdotcom's video game dream never end...

[MegaNight]

The Kinect reads in 3d...

It's all about the Dept Sensor Craig.

[msuper123]

S4League

[clemenza1234]

jared is like, all business.

[jay2004023]

I sooooooooo want a Screw Attack World Tour shirt. BTW if you guys are planning a world tour, please come to Australia =D

[Vip3rC4in0022]

Craig, i know you watched game 2. WOOHOO MAVS WIN!!!!

[beelee100]

Dissidia 012 on ps3 :D

[rickyTraice]

I just destroyed my aunt's car in a crash but Sidescrollers makes me feel better :)

[MicahSps]

This guy doesn't like Girls...

[napalmjam]

why do u guys suck nintendos dick?

[thefinalact1]

@napalmjam Because Nintendo's awesome.

[AsspacheChief1]

blonde lady Jared looks like lady gaga. 32:22

[PokeFan2845]

@AsspacheChief1 coincidence?I think not

[crazyjah2003]

Lu.. Luka Modric!!??

[tywhite3]

OMG NEW INTRO!

[EpiquestGame]

PSN Plus should give YOU the oppertunity to start your free month of PSN Plus instead of giving it to everyone all at once. Anyone else think that's a good idea?

[JiuDoRick]

gun is actually called Gunz the duel

and it was fun until koreans found a glitch in it whereby if you attack in the air it resets you air dash so they basically just air dash slashing all over the place. maybe they've fixed it since though.

[EpiquestGame]

Its NOT Sony's fault in the same way a bank gets robbed or a hot woman gets raped for wearing a bikini in public. The problem is the rapist or criminal.

[CondorK92]

paused it right after Jared said AR15, jared and chad's reactions ftw

E3 is going to be awesome, can't wait :D

[DancingBananasInc]

I'll be happy as long is the Angry Video Game Nerd is at E3 and does some coverage like last year

[sikokiller12]

5 more fucking days!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IndexTyrzi]

It's fun to watch Pro Jared's face.

[Creamy360]

someone needs to make a .gif of Jared from 31:32-31:33

[ieatmidget]

Jared is proud of his girl elbows.

[Bodil40]

SHAN TO YO HEN!!!!!!

[BoBBaB0oN]

i like the soundtrack

[ColmKongKing]

new INTRO



[MarBoLOL]

YEYYY XCOM!!

[jordanv78]

I can't wait for cartoon week! Nice to see ScrewAttack go back and do some show commentaries like the old days.

[bocinaswoo]

I just wanna know where the pro-jared senkouyouken is from?

hope somebody understands what i just typed

[michaelmon1337]

If dissidia comes on ps3 split screen im going to immediately buy a ps3.

[crammage]

bitch ! i love you

[XenovannHellwolf]

Dissidias shit, so shit innnnnn HD!

[tazman26]

Dissidia on the PS3 Imagine all the final fantasy characters in HD?!?!

[XenovannHellwolf]

New intro sucks. P.S. do crunchy cheese puffs taste like corn nuts to you?

[Gantua]

12:41 GIF of that please

[CyanoKhaar]

Know what would be awesome? If the "Cafe" was backwards compatible with Wii games, but it upscaled them. Certain Wii games look beautiful and 480p doesn't do them justice.

[ballerboi1414]

@CyanoKhaar sonic colors, mario galaxy,etc. whew unreal.

[CsBTransition]

Funny thing. There is no such thing as a bad game to a kid.  Why else is stuff like TMNT (NES) or Crash (PS1) so revered.

My personal case? I love Sonic Spinball.

[fullmatiz]

FUCK! My birthday's on tuesday and I don't know where to get a Game Genie...

[Firestorm686]

It's not GUN it's GUNZ

[Haroids]

Jared needs to cast on JTV more. T_T

[rupbe]

Nice intro. Needs moar shin-shoryuken.

[EpitathOfHatred]

what if someone did card board cut out of game genies xD???

[Hanokaze]

Lessee here, which PSP games would I want... well, aside from the ones mentioned already by you guys, I'd probably want the Mega Man remakes redone. Those, and the Dracula X Chronicles as well. It would kick ass.

[aztec005]

man i m done with sony, bad customer support and a firmware that bricks your handheld has made me sell all of my psp and ps3 games. if nintendo and microsoft is gonna do free repairs on stuff thats their fault and sony doesn't.

im done with them

[EnvyMizuhashi]

23:30 Won't that be a waste? -_-

Microsoft: This is the XBox 720! And guess what? We have a copy of the model hidden under the seats of every single one of you in this room!

[anubis418]

so discrete about boomstick

[maperjack]

jared is the best hypothetical father ever

[naievexx]

I miss the old countdown that showed the numbers visually on the screen :(

[HollowHeadMask]

Congrats to Chad

[Ray5579]

The Impossible Game: The Movie

[jackkuro]

GunZ was so bad LOLz. I remember grabing some pistols and a dude came flying with a katana and owned me

[Maxor003]

What ever happened to the Vitality from a few years ago?

[bradpotter49]

yeah my name was up there :D

[shadowwolf9955]

thumbs up if you think that chicanery be a real word

[MarinesWasteland]

If Craig did get super jump and went to the NBA, then they would change the shoes named "Jordans" to "Craigs"! XD

[ZeldaMaster408]

NGP DEAD ON ARRIVAL

[SaulFernandezPrieto]

Cartoon Week!!!!!!

[FilmMadness]

yayyay!

[theend1245]

I am a big fan of Screwattack from Saudi Arabia !

[wingedmario64]

Dangit, it's my birthday and I don't have a game genie.

Could I just tape DS action replays to my knuckles and be wolverine?

[Mr27s]

chad is boomstick and (i think its) ben that is wiz

[onewingedmoogle]

I have two NES Game Genies...too bad it's not my birthday next week.

[luske2]

aw, the old intro was better

[MICHAELZABUZA]

yes monster hunter on ps3

[Wirld]

Excited for cartoon week. :3

[skr101274]

Dj Maxx Portable Please! for ps3

[pieisgood13]

Want on PS3:

Kingdom Hearts Re: Birth by Sleep

if we get that, I wouldn't even care if we get others

[DaFunk14]

Just thought of something that would be cool...If the controler DOES have a screen on it... what if you could download gameboy(color) or gameboy advance games on to the system, and it would stream the gb/gbc and gba game to the controler, since the resolution isn't the size of the tv and you could turn off the system and play it anywhere.

[bobsteveandcarl]

i love it how they always swear whenever they are talking about sony :D

[yawgmothfluffy]

really liked this but i'm personally not as big a fan of the new intro.

[DaFunk14]

PSP games they should port to the PS3:

Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles (or just translate and add in the english voices from Dracula X Chronicles into the cutscenes of the PC Engine CD version and release it in HD)

Mega Man Powered Up

Mega Man Maverick Hunter X

Daxter

Viewtiful Joe: Red Hot Rumble (and they should also do a Viewtiful Joe Collection on a bluray)

and the games mentioned in this video. reply if you have any more youd like to add.

[DBfanX]

If you think a burger time movie would be scary have you ever seen the movie teeth? I dare you do watch tht entire movie even i ccouldnt jus read the description of it. If u go over ths comment like trash u r no longer my heros :'(

[ImThatFatKid]

SHORE YOU CAN!!!!!

[legend2kill]

The old intro was better

[karurosu07]

Ok for me Chad is Boomstick, you can even see Jared laught when they asked him "your a friend of Boomstick" I don´t what you think. I think that keeping them a secret is a joke right?

[ForgottenKokiri]

Damn it! I guess I was too late in sending the email. Oh well, there is always next year.

[oawan123]

thumbs up if you looked up how an ar15 looked

[ShadowSpawn666]

PSP on PS3?

I say Dissidia Final Fantasy! Might as well just port 012 since it's more of an expansion than it is an actual sequel.

[snorlaxownsyou]

Nintendo will release a Super Smash Bros. game for 3DS

[naruto1zak1]

If they made a patapon one and 2 HD for the ps3..... *gives my credit card to sony* Can I trust you this again?

[Infernoshadow211]

Please do a commentary episode of Power Rangers.

[Ostnizdasht206]

Microsoft's garbo now. They are focused waaay too much into that failed Kinect shit.. they just want a quick buck..

[ClearlyBlazed]

lol the very first scene of this video is fucking funny

[ForgottenKokiri]

Pikmin 3

[Ostnizdasht206]

Why does Jared always cut Craig off when he's on a roll? This aint your show Jared.. -__-

[ivan2294]

I wanna see Mercury and Mercury: Meltdown on the PS3, that series was awesome! Anyone else remember that?

[DeltaEnergy]

lmfao at Jareds Face at the end. 45:40

[DictatorAtWill]

jared looked baked during the birthdays haha

[ackbarfan5556]

STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT ON THE PS3!

THAT WOULD BE ASWSOME!

[ackbarfan5556]

HEWY LEWIS AND THE NEWS FOREVER!

[Bodil40]

3 justin biebers disliked...



[Pablo1517]

Microsoft is going to show us their new invention which is! The Microsoft Zapper!

[dachickenman348]

Thanks Craig My Evil plan worked

[EscapeTheDarkDay]

Dude they gotta port Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII to PS3!!

[QuackerMan45]

finally, a new intro!

[CheeseballPwn]

@tehPete Have you ever tried a good game on the 3DS? It's really not used as a gimmick, it's just used to add depth.

[TheLostBorealis]

The star wars game would be better even on the Move.

[101thematrix101]

my second screwattack podcast and criag doesnt know much about games.. shame on craig

[tehPete]

The 3DS's problem isn't that it was released early, it's that it was released at all. It's a modern VirtualBoy; they would likely sell more without the 3D as a gimmic.

[UnknownVideos007]

As he said EpicBattleAxe was joining ''forces'' with him, the Lightsabers appeared in the background on the screensaver. 44:57

[sirsimna]

chi·can·er·y

noun /SHiˈkānərē/ /CHi-/

The use of trickery to achieve a political, financial, or legal purpose

- an underhanded person who schemes corruption and political chicanery behind closed doors

[Ostnizdasht206]

@sirsimna I guess Craig was kind of right... naw..

[GraydonW]

THEY CHANGED THE INTRO HOLY MOLY

[mightycol]

Ghost 'n' Goblins for PS3 :))))

[Shr00b]

75 years old guy partying? So you've never been to Italy.. We got this guy called Berlusconi..

[mcrenren]

Craig looks stoned hahaha

[TDude64]

Hoooray! I got my picture on SideScrollers! Woot! And surprisingly I'm the only one who actually did the specified picture.

[solidfrogg]

Ninja Gaiden 3 multiplayer sounds sweet, just hope its gonna be beter than Tenchu z.

[Felixproductions2]

I hope Mortal Kombat gets to the new nintendo console.

[MarinesWasteland]

Birth by Sleep on PS3!!!!!!!!

[Superkeved]

@MarinesWasteland stfu andrew

[AdkPranks]

@MarinesWasteland

Stfu Andrew



[memo134]

26:17 chad gets told by Craig.

[cxeazn]

Chicanery is a word.

[primus103]

@cxeazn We know it's a word, but the meaning is different from what he wanted to say

[collins156601]

Happy birthday Nick

[foreverlatino]

Who else stopped watching after they heard the news that there were no boobies!?

[ThrowdownN64]

I learned the hard way about getting bad games

[yandroskhaos]

Jared's arm is weird, it's awesome.

[Vkmies]

Eating a huge bowl of ice cream and strawberries and watching Sidescrollers while the sun is shining outside asking "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LAZY ASSHOLE?". Life couldn't be better. ^^

[Beko2095]

They should port Syphon Filter Dark Mirror or Logan's Shadow to the PS3

Those games were badass

[RainfallFantasy]

/Give diamond

[dewanamatt1]

What if the 3ds is a potential controller for the new Nintendo? =-/

[RottenHedge]

Destins intro will always be the best

[nicotjuh]

Wait, what?! This is Chads last sidescrollers?! D: *sad*

[InnerSentry]

@nicotjuh He said ''as a bachelor'', so don't worry :p

[kjellhimself]

1. congrats on th whole wedding, chad

2.looking foward to the cartoon week, may return to SA for that

3, and i guess I'll hang around for the E3 coverage as well

[kjellhimself]

@kjellhimself

oh yeah:

4: that next death battle is probably going to piss alot of people off

[HollowHeadMask]

..further proving my theory that Sony doesn't know how to run a videogame business

[Kekkon3n]

"Rainbow six" Vegas ? Jared ? Really ? I mean yea they're ok 3rd person shooters with passable graphics, but they're far from the real Rainbow Six games.

They're closer to 24 or Jack Bauer the game... The originals were rare for that they managed to make a realistic game which was almost a CQB simulator a great and enjoyable experience. I'd prolly someone a free banana if they'd announce a real sequel to the rainbow six franchise.. :)

[thedavidmango]

new intro!

[husnain404]

I just got suspended from school today, sidescrollers made feel a bit better :)

[elmokoning]

25:30 Is a big fail. Chad is explaining using the words this and there, but you don't see where he points.:')

[superluigiac]

Oh man, I got to say...that i liked the old intro better (except for the beggining, Nick is awesome)

[XLazaaX]

Needz a new F-Zero *.* loved it on the NGC an I'm still waiting for a new title =/ hope this years E3 will bring up some news

[maxxdblade]

Craig:Your favorite segment!!!

Chad:Meh.

[blinkstock182]

Oh and Chad... congratulations on the wedding!!!!!

[kittensinafryingpan]

Chicanery is joking and or trickery.

[Mundusthe42nd]

No clipping code- next clip of the week.

[michaelkay]

Jareds epic face palm 43:02

[TheLostBorealis]

DAXTER!! :D

[KillSpreeGaming]

I bought my wii at christmas to get some of the new games coming out at the time ... now theres a wii 2 basically ... fuck off

[KillSpreeGaming]

Has anybody noticed in the new dos equis commercials, "the most interesting man in the world" looks like he's dying / depressed? Not so interesting ... I think we should start a petition for Jared to be the new most interesting man in the world :D