Return of the Living Dead (6 9)

[kaaosHEX]

best scene is to the cramps song.

[SickSykopath]

what was that lound cracking sound?

[Mistermax30]

"SHIT! SHIT! Burt I I think things might be getting a little out of hand..."

[MrRocketman19]

the midget should have gotten a larger part. he was bizzare but funny.

[atalis1]

4:10 HAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!! I CRACKED MY ASS OVER XD

[bcherbs]

0:11 " well ? WTF are they doing ?" lmao !!

[richie1438]

Such picky zombies, only going for brains, haha.

[FlashTheHedgehog234]

talkin zombie lolz

[Coombsdrew]

0:40 ....

They be climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' yo brains up..

[x37v1990]

my favorite bad zombie movies :)

[slick2112]

dead people don't just move around

[decunamus2]

Technically you;re dead. What do you mean i'm dead?

[D170RHL]

wtf zombies talk ?

[chidoriookami]

XDD the short zombie had a hard time going after him 4:10 ish

[grievousorvenom]

9:59

And a wonderfull tackle there delivered by Bob the zombie I tell ya peopl he's goin places

[Santiago1999]

LOL those guys are from return of the living 2

[MrSmellybutt]

at about 9:20 where scuz begins the line "Youre dead" ive always thought it sounds like its been voiced over, i wonder what he really says right there

[maze201]

oh my god this movie is so fuckin hilarious.......its just the best

[RandomAsiansFan]

lol shorty zombie

[fraudexpert]

oh boy, strechers are coming!!!!

[Iluvmovies123]

AHHH the pussy shit ran from a midget zombie...WTF i would i punted that little shit all the way back to the graveyard

[InConsequence]

" A Hundred ?!?!" haha

best zombie movie of all time.

[nekizmijavcanin3]

04:12 ... hahahahha XD

[rupefan]

What happened to part five?

[jeyman07]

i don kno wut chemical goddamitt!! LOL

[Laminateddeffect]

at 0:11; Bert: "well what the fuck are they doing?"

that shit cracks me up every time I hear that!

[iloveweedsomuchable]

OMG..

I can never stand rotten people touching me.

[computernerd2112]

i remmeber watching this and it scared me sooooo much!!!!!!!!!!

[missinglink27]

surfin" dead baby!!!

[ekibbe123]

i watched this when i was young with my friend and i remember thinking a zombie invasion would come

[valoandlovesaidno666]

Zombie midget! FTW!

[Jaime31Leon]

um they called the operator instead of 911 genius

[maze201]

there are hundreds of them out there.....(bert & ernie) "A HUNDRED"...

hahahahaahaaahah

[trustobey1016]

i found that funny too, they knew they were in it

[maze201]

"ARE YOU CRAZY"..."ARE YOU ON PCP"..

hahahaah, this movie was funny from start to finish. god how can they take out the part with the stripper & that black dude loving her dance...."SHE TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF AGAIN"....love this movie

[TheM9Beretta]

where the fuck is 3,5,7,8

[grips187]

Theres to many important scenes missing, i mean really (WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING!!!!) glad they didn't cut that out.

[pacificyellowmermaid]

haha that man shots everyone he looks a bit zoombie himself

[trustobey1016]

lmfao, thats one creepy dude

[DOUCHEBAGSTOOKMYNAME]

00:10

I loled really hard when Burt said What the fuck are they doing

idk he says it funny

[PotatoGunsRule]

At this point Burt still thinks the original corpse from the tank has somehow spread the "disease." How can they not make the connection between what they burned and the rain???

[PotatoGunsRule]

At 6:03, does the mohawked punk slip on purpose or was that an accident? I mean script-wise?

[Shumira]

LOL

[L0S0YungDr0]

9:14 1st day at the new job. hahahahhhahaaahahahaa!!!!

[azrial4421]

Last guys to tell "dead people dont move around and talk"

[PotatoGunsRule]

I love it at 5:20 when they are charging to secure the front door and the mortician fires with this Walther P38 when on the run! Kick ass!

[BILLBERRY1000]

These zombies Ran. Then they made zombie movies where zombies were slow up until the New Dawn of the Dead was made. The New D.O.T.D. made it look like running zombies were brand new but they were running around in 1985when this #1 Zombie flic came out. I dont understand how walking zombies can take over. Running zombies could F shit up. But walking zombies anyone could kill. It's so dumb seeing people get owned by slow walking zombies. Running zombies are the bizomb

[aliensofwar]

@BILLBERRY1000 i think that with slow zombies the virus is airbourne and takes the world compleatly by surprise resulting in slow zombpocalypse but yea i know were your comin from

[mr0buch]

Watching a zombie with a good resemblance to Hitler ask for more paramedics just made me spit my drink.

[PotatoGunsRule]

'That particular zombie had a cool voice though.

[CrazyMonkey8559]

a new challenger has entered the fight at 4:30, its M. BISON!

[L0S0YungDr0]

great 1!

[trustobey1016]

lmao, over the hill bison

[Mobee211]

LOL this scared me as a kid!! I remember my babysitter watching it. Now as an adult...tooo funny

[L0S0YungDr0]

same here

[AntonioG927]

Spear!!!!!!!10:00

[BoliFX78]

"your dead! your dead...and you're gonna turn into one of those things out there!"

"NOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I love that part

[seagullmaster1]

Midget Zombie!!!

[chubphucka]

this is by far the most funniest movie i ever seen...i laughed so hard i had 2 pee lol....if this movie were 2 come out today in 09 it would blow the box office through the roof lol

[Marioag20]

True, but unfortunatley they don't make horror movies like this anymore....

[J90lude]

hahhahahaha you got dat rite..this is the best zombie movie pure comedy yo

[kazepix]

Zombies says SEND MORE PARAMEDIC LOL first time seeing SMART Zombies

[frontliner2]

yes moar!@

[rahzelsmh989]

Paramedic Speared by Zombie @ 09:59 Owned !

[rahzelsmh989]

"I dont have to tell you anything dick brain" lol

[orgasmtron]

You know during that same scene, he tld them about the container getting opned, but he never mentioned that they cremated that corpse and the chemical is what actually brought the corpse back when it soaked in the ground from the rain. In fact i dont think it was ever mentioned again from this point on n the movie

[MrNutiu]

3:58 funny

[mando267]

Lol paramedics got owned

[U3X6785]

Could the paramedic driver been attacked faster? That was the Jordan of all zombies.

[MikeofWyoming]

The mortuary guy looks like he could be Robert Downey, Jr.'s dad

[kAishUuu]

lol lmao more brains!! @ 6:38

[HARCLARODE]

Send more paramedics.<3

[XiiSpAnKeYiiX]

lol this movie was on AMC last night :D

[deathmagnetic101]

i watched that too, and poltergeist :P

[386Steve]

hello dispatch... send... more... paramedics

[KennyFlameOfFire]

Are we dead?

[uburei]

would that be Ricky James?

[Geon1]

There's another version where he tells the black guy "I don't have to tell you anything you black bastard!" Guess they cut it out to be politically correct.

[Judgmentdayz]

funny movie

[Juggaurnaut777]

This movie seems pretty outdated but the story is at least somewhat functional.

[Hreinn91]

yeah you are correct, the storyline is actually ok. You sort of get cought in it even though they've clearly not poured much time in it :P Sort of like a twist of dark humor in it all

[Juggaurnaut777]

Yeah kind of.

[gtareds]

this whole clip was full wit LOLZ xD dats y i love this movie

[stoncio]

cerebrooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coolnico225]

lmao at 1:56

[rickker20]

I need brains!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeautyinChaos1]

the lead actress sucks i hate that damsel in distress syndrome

[999Cerberus]

i love that voice @ 6:38

[colorwinde]

10:04 its a gangbang on the paramedics

[101Capricorn]

lil midget can move LOL