Perpetual Motion Found!

[ongxizhe]

LMAO

[BrandonFound]

We must utilize this technology immediately for the good of the species

[Thaaps]

Lol this is awesome :D

[Impact929]

Lol

[XDanstereoX]

what if the cat was too say... land on its side:P

[DanielBrown89]

Perpetual devices can be constructed.....

If you want to know more about the Perpetual motion Magnetic Generator..

Do a Google search for "Top Magnetic Generator" ...

Choose the First Result (Skip the Advertisements)

[joiboi180]

1:10 = LOOOOOL!!!! "mmmmmeeeeeEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW­WWW!!!"

[frank0067]

MOST folks dont even KNOW whAT SCIENCE IS...

those are the folks who make their religion out of it too hahahaha

[thejeffhowe]

Shouldn't the jelly be on the feet of the cat to keep it turning over?

[ben1996123]

@thejeffhowe

no, because then the jelly will land on the floor and the cat will be on its feet. if the jelly is on its back, when the cat lands on its feet, it will be jelly side up which cant happen. if the jelly is on the floor, the cat will be on its back, which also cant happen.

[ChocolatePoop1301]

@thejeffhowe No, the feet side of the cat and the jelly are both attracted to the ground

[skydyvr2]

humor genius at work.

[TheHonestPoet]

Clever and amusing in an attractively intellectual way ;).

[frank0067]

@TheHonestPoet i would say unitellectual but made to appear such

[EpiclsME]

lol poor cat

[Josh40996]

this is so awesome

[MrWorstepisodeever]

I dont like jokes

[JakeGreen46]

jelly both sides of the toast...

[TheHonestPoet]

@JakeGreen46 I didn't mean to hit the thumbs-down. I wonder though, if the toast under those circumstances will merely fall on its edge ;).

[EpicFailGuitarist]

240p we meet again...

[mexviper123]

why did i laugh so hard at this

[Gordelox]

f(x) should be f(x) squared, there, it will work now

[TheMarioBoys]

or wouldn't the floor just kindof cave in and they will be the new core of the earth??

[Jimmyswan2007]

This is the most retarded, pointless thing i've ever seen.

[Geforce4785]

Ok that was hilarious.

[01EliteMr]

this is retarded



[manu909]

yup... im stoned.

[goalcrunch]

Greatest video on Youtube!

[Dalto369]

Thats why nyan cat is in space

[arshenry]

why does the guy sound like bill clinton.

[FarDale90]

So that's the origin of Nyan Cat. LOL

[marzuqi58]

THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE!!!

[pumitaproductions]

or you could drop a piece of bread with no jelly on it

[MrFordCE]

This is taken from an old joke sheet that was passed around in the 80's.

[XterraMedium]

stop wasting your jelly everyone.......clearly, two cats tied back-to-back will work just fine.

[Kaizoman666]

@XterraMedium Then what if they bend their legs to the side?

[Torn80cj]

I knew there had to be a way, you are a genius.

[granddad2002]

The conservation of falling cats and the boundary of matter in a Jelly state? This needs funding.

[mrnathangunn]

My cat keeps licking the jelly off.

[KilobyteBrain]

Or: the cat falls on its side

[darkshad109]

@KilobyteBrain It can't fall on it's side, it HAS to land on it's feet, just as the jelly has to land down also. Therefore it's impossible for both the jelly and the cat's feet to land on the floor, so the cat just doesn't land and spins forever.

[DaBearsManiac]

@darkshad109 lol you act like you're speaking logic to him

[piccard1976]

FINALLY this is what the oil companies don't want you to know! can't wait to buy a car based on this

[myryonspoof]

lol



[matrixsueko]

164 views dont have cats....

[10xOptical]

@matrixsueko no 164 do and tried this

[10xOptical]

@matrixsueko no 164 did and tried this

[AwakenTheOne]

need more jelly, my cats a fatty.....lol

[zenther13]

How about bring my cat back to life?

[nexus1g]

People who dislike this video must be with PETA.

[NareyGuitar]

I'm on like the 23rd dead cat now and still no success. This seems like a total waste of toast

[MrLolnut]

rofl

[Pynaegan]

1:03 purrrrrrr.... LMFAO!

[Shanks2k7]

what about when the cat dies. You would have to feed to feed the cat also or it wouldnt last very long at all, thus adding more energy to the system. FAKE.

[Panchitecto88]

idiot



[brianoc10]

LMFAO

[charmer4you]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!



[M1993G]

Yep! works 100%

[UniversalFruit]

actually the monorail wouldn't work due to the fact that the wheels have to touch the ground, but if the cat doesn't then it cannot move...

[KaoticWhisper]

@UniversalFruit Oh, so conveyor belts are a myth I suppose?

[pyr666]

@KaoticWhisper

conveyor belts are anchored to the ground. since this whole joke logic only works if the cat/jelly is falling, you cant anchor them.

so really, you'd just have floating cats deflecting off of objects and cartwheeling into the distance. thats almost funnier xD

[Paintballegend]

So I jellied my cat and put it under a train... didn't go so good

[bentotheclarke]

the toast things bullshit

[Thipok30386]

I like this video but it doesn't show any perpetual motion machine

[herseIf]

@Thipok30386 The jellied cat spinning forever.

[pandksigns]

love it! well done

[silentsniper441]

i love troll science

[Vadermort1]

@silentsniper441 It's not troll science. It's pure truth! The internet never lies!

[dnarticles]

fraud - didnt work! i tried it with 6 different cats

[aggelos4u]

holy crap this was SO very funny! thank you!

[squallvlad]

:)))



[xxBuLLet4Metalxx]

haha the girl that made this graduated from my school

[rainmanp7]

Very funny. Thank you for posting. You can't really create it ,if you can't laugh at yourself ;) I laugh all the time. Humor is a good thing.

[RandomAwe]

It didn't work :S

My cat died of starvation. :S

However, it powered my spaceship well.

And it beat the speed of light, so I'm pretty happy.

[RandomAwe]

I tried this, and it didn't work.

My cat died of starvation. :S

[junkyjuice21]

This is a genius invention! We will need a lot of cats for this experiment, but the payoff will be well worth it.

[jaffey2006]

Is this real?

[kyrden11111]

@jaffey2006 WTF 

[jaffey2006]

@kyrden11111

...what?

it just seems like it would be hard to align them just right but if it was it might work?

[kyrden11111]

@jaffey2006 Try it and see the results for yourself. you might invent something cool

[emokidsdontcryx3]

MEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

[PihkalTheTihkal]

Hilariousch!

LOL!!!

[Zxykary]

Wait.... So we have to enslave cats to have free energy?

[sargentekin]

1:10 loool

[ELdASenSei]

shelden cooper?

[KazasoarisRex]

Why dont you just jelly both sides of the toast?

[wpepie]

@KazasoarisRex yea or mutate a cat with 4 extra legs on his back

[Ultranothing]

Wait. I just put my head back together, and realized that if BOTH sides of the toast were JELLIED, then the toast would have a 10 to the 3rd power of landing.

[sitesires]

lol...too funny.

[ChapMouse]

The logic is undenyable

[questioneverything8]

I have found a flaw in your reasoning. You must feed the cat in order to have the this per-PET-ual motion system work. The energy used is cat food. I believe this would be cruel to the animal and besides, how would the cat poop when it is spinning around at high speeds?

[gwl1983]

@questioneverything8 LOL I love that you ask the question, "how does the cat poop when its spinning?" this is the fundamental question in the quest for sustainable energy, "how does the cat poop?"

[KickButtUnggoy]

@questioneverything8

MST3K mantra.

[lrn2upload]

thumbs up if you understood the equation :D

[Sludgekill99]

it all makes sense now

[rlborgman]

High speed trains need cheetahs,

Tigers do the heavy moves.

I lie awake hearing the doppler cats in the night.

[sliderblue1992]

@rlborgman LOLOLOLOL MEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOoo­oooooooooooooo

[untitled1productions]

This is absolutely hilarious, reminds me of troll science.

[aronstone12]

@_@ mi head lol

[unheavenlyangel]

What about Polaner All Fruit. The commercial says not to call it jelly, but would that be suitable?

[ZechsMerquise73]

But wouldn't the cats be obliterated under the weight of a several thousand pound vehicle? You might need a lot more cats to support all of that weight, unless the gravitational spin of jelly-cat displaces much or all of the weight. There's also the possibility that the cat might enter a super-critical state from the physical paradox.

[samm1809]

you can call them jelly-cle cats! :D

[SexxyKevin]

lmao that gave me a good laugh

[1foxtrot70]

@BigRedShinyButt0n - AH! There you have it proof positive. You did not apply jelly to your cat. I like science :)

[Bluesabara]

Does this also work with Blackberry Jam? How about strawberry? Marmalade?

[thrashmetal4life1]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[frank0067]

good video !

as i was watching the scientific explanation.. i realize that this IS done in real life to bamboozle folks with phony theories and junk science like Darwinism stuff like that !

[heehaw316]

GENIUS!

[1SovietSniper1]

Theretically it should work - but will it? No.

[daddyleon]

In essence... it's an unstoppable truth xD

[3popcan]

I dont know why but i couldnt stop laughing when i watch this. It made my day :)

[jomoose1]

hilariously clever > LOVE IT!

[krismania1]

what if there's jelly on both sides of the toast? o.O

[ipodnanno]

@krismania1 I may be incorrect but the toast should land on its side according to the theory.

[PeopleR2sensitive]

SCIENCE!

[Desupty]

Lmao <3

[kalzorath]

I tried this with my cat!!

it wored but then ants carried my cat away

[SmashingBanana]

148 members of PETA are PISSED

[Ultranothing]

147 Dislikes? HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THIS?!

[BullockDesignConcept]

i know for a fact my cat has landed on its back before.

[TheRussellEmerson]

@BullockDesignConcept kf for some odd reason if falls while spinning, it will usually not land on its feet

[kimmyx123x]

Very interesting :)

[speedproductions797]

awesome!

[MrJetjoe]

jellyvelition say it three times. and nothing

[concordatthefort]

Fail

[MrAndersohn]

I want such engine in my car )))

[electricsausageparty]

there's a turd in the punchbowl. repeat, there's a turd in the punchbowl.

[jason08l4u2]

it will not float lol whats this "cat" talking about:L

[DoubleGlog]

I tried that and now my cat went splat D=.

I think you might have an error in that equation.

[dewerk]

@DoubleGlog Did you use the proper amount of jelly to counteract the attraction force of the cats, paws? Or maybe you used too much jelly and overpowered the attraction force of the cats paws. It must be a balanced system for this to work.

[KingDiiz]

@DoubleGlog LMFAO OMG YOU JUST MADE MY DAY SO MUCH GREATER!!!!!!!

[saturnGEEK]

all of my days of physics lectures with the idea of "throwing a cat" has come true..

[DevoidWsad]

OMG!!!!!

0:39 to 0:53!!!

fast enough?

[Vocoder07]

sorry but....waste of time...extrem smart logic

[Boy21o0]

Lmao

[kalzorath]

does the jelly have to be grape?

[FeedMoi]

pfft... this is stupid! it would never work... there are so many flaws with this theory

[ThomasINDs]

This doesn't make sense.... It would be a lot for affective to jelly the cat's paws instead of its back. The cat can't land on its paws this way! No sense to jelly it's back. The Logic is to jelly it's paws!!!

[AzyrenIshida]

@ThomasINDs They want the cat to spin

[zeurk]

@ThomasINDs the point is a cat always lands on its paws and jelly toast always lands jelly side down so if you jelly the cats back it would have to land on its back but also on its paws at the same time which is physically impossible causing the perpetual motion in the clip

[ThomasINDs]

@zeurk Well no... If the Jelly Toast is put on the cat's back, then the cat will land on its feet!!! If the jelly is applied to the cats feet, then that cat can't land on its feet and the cat can't land on its back and thus is suspended. By jellying the cat's back, the cat can still land on its feet. Jellying the cat's feet is a better method!

[zeurk]

@ThomasINDs dude listen to what it says toast ALWAYS lands Jelly side down and a cat ALWAYS lands on its feet so if you Jelly its feet it will have a 10000% chance to land on its feet (100% x 100%) but if you jelly its back then the cat has a 100% chance to land on its feet but the cat also has a 100% chance of landing "jelly side down" so if you jelly its back it cant land because it cant land on its feet or it will defy the jelly rule and it cant land on its back or it will defy the cat rule

[ThomasINDs]

@zeurk Ohhhhh! now i see. took me a while to realize that my method is in fact totally illogical, because teh cat can land on its feet in my method!

[Leugim99311]

@zeurk sorry for my dumb question but is there a chance that the cat can land on its sides?

[rotaryengine1]

lol, this is hilarious

[alexanderespinoza]

what if you just put jelly on two sides of toast? hmmmm

[ImperiousViking]

what if you took 2 cats and glued their backs together??

[TGGeko]

Applied Logically, yea, about that...

[kikkeruddabut]

Ye...no

[SqueakyPanther]

Is jellied cats the next big thing? O.o

[LemonMerigueTie]

i am actually laughing my ass off lmao this is awsome

[johnh32156]

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OMG! THIS WAS SO DAMNED FUNNY! BUT IF YOU TAKE THE INFO YOU GAVE INTO CONSIDERATION IT'S TRUE!!!!

[piepicles]

gay

[RicerEater1978]

funnny. lol

[ketimportaluser]

I tried this at home, the cat landed on his feet. Then began licking the jelly off his back. The perpetually spinning coins in the Mushroom Kingdom is the next big thing.

[hrFChief]

Hahaha, great!

[srowk]

but after a while, the jelly would either dry up, creating less weight, and settin off the equation, or if it WAS going to power something such as a monorail, the jelly would rub off on the bottom of said monorail. so this would only work if you had a static generator, with the cat inside it, creating static energy to turn into ac energy.

but then the jelly would stop the fur from creating static, and coat the static receptors in jelly, therefore making it impossible again. THE GAME.

[vze4p6c2]

love it!!!

[AwesomeSmiley3707]

OMG, who knew the answer was so simple!! Jellied Cats!! XD

[papaloica]

hehe!!..funny..

[skurveydog1]

OMG The only thing funnier than your video is that you explained to Kyryll99 why it works!

[Doppe1ganger]

Funny vid!

I know the real reason why buttered bread or jellied toast or w/e seems to always land butter/jelly face down though, its because most likely it dropped from approximately table height, about the right height for it to do a one and a half flip. If generally people were dwarfs or giants it would most likely fall butter/jelly face up.

[93tomb]

Ah, but your math assumes a cat of zero radius. In reality, if the cat has volume, its feet will contact the ground while its rotational speed is still finite, since your asymptote lies at zero height. Sorry :)

[FarceTheory]

LOL Great Vid. You forgot to take in for account of the cats tale.

[Lasitha2]

Don't show this to your cat

[b1gcal]

how unfortunate, 141 people missed the 'Like" button in their spasam of joy

[TCskates]

oh thats just awesome



[brandond707]

brilliant!!!!

[jammybizzle666]

sure is newfags in this video

also it's jam, not "jelly" you filthy simpleton yanks.

[jrangle]

@jammybizzle666 actually there is a difference between jam and jelly.