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  • they remind me of gamechap and bertie

  • Is it ok to jack off to a man wearing a blond wig? :P

  • what a shame Bill didnt get to meet Melissa :/

  • If you have sex with a wolf and it has HIV, will you become a werewolf?

  • why do some girls have inverted vaginas?

  • Melissa's face looks a lot like Michael Cera's.

  • Melissa your hair is always gorgeous

  • Melissa your hair is always gorgeous

  • Oh pls, tell me, who gives a better blowjob: girl or gay? :o))

  • Mark you're gorgeous and Melissa you haven't added me back on Facebook you whore! :(

  • Not funny

  • WORLD OF WARCRAFT

  • I want more Melissa! lol. yay.

  • Melissa is a more creepy version of Lavender Brown....

  • LOL how did I JUST notice Blondie's nails are painted pink?

  • Mark & Bill,

    What's the best way to have a one-night-stand?

    And how do you know when your partner has an STD?

    Thanks, Ali

    P.S. Miss you, Bill!

  • How can I date (and more...) a supermodel?

  • Is it gay for a man to use a dildo while masturbating??

  • What can I obtain the drug rape drug?

  • OMFHP fawkin hilarious!! "..FUCKNIG PERV!!" Ahaha epic!!

  • How do you have telephone sex ?

  • What would you do with two girls and one cup?

  • Why do you do that wierd face when u ejaculate?

  • the scary thing is you dont look half bad as a girl, im just sayin!

  • how do girls have sex with girls?? watch some porn!!!1

  • dear Mark and Bill, what perfumes should I use on a girls vagina to cope with the smell?

  • Is having sex in front of a group is better than sex alone???

  • 1:39 lololololol brunette's face xD

  • Blondie relly looks like girl :) but such ugly :d

  • what would happen if nerds would start getting laid and awesome peole woudn't

  • this is how all women are.

  • Does the girl have to be conches to get pregnant

  • lolol you guys are so funny

  • Dear Mark & Bill

    What should i say to my girlfriend when she saw me on the masturbate?

  • How do you proceed when the other person has the Sherwood forest dornstairs?

  • What is a Donkey Punch, and is it fun?

  • Sounds like Milly

  • Shut up NERD :). I like most of your videos.

    Here's pro question: How to prevent shooting you own eye while ejaculating ?

  • LOL at question 5!!!!!!

  • How can get myself a penis?

  • How do I screw a horse, which hole?

  • where do babies come from?

  • lmao haha wow

  • lol you should do a parody of merlin because you two look like merlin and arthur .. lololol

  • @InsaneMorgan Omg yes

  • @InsaneMorgan This is SO true.

  • @InsaneMorgan jeii^^

  • Why does Blondie look so hot as a woman?

  • 2:15

  • More LoTR films! :]

  • There so weird lmao

  • I love you guys!

    and you too Melissa...

  • What is sex?

  • :D

  • How do you have sex without the other person knowing about it?

  • @Onimyst if u drug em ;)

  • @Onimyst Surprise buttsecks? :P

  • @Onimyst AsKassem

  • @Onimyst Rohypnol. 'Nuff said.

  • @Onimyst

    roofie

  • @Onimyst give the girl you want to have sex with 20 sleeping pills, wait a few hours thill she fall a sleep and there you go have fun.

    if it is a guy add some viagra

  • @Onimyst There's a condom with an anesthetic on the inside to make your penis numb to delay ejaculation. Or you can wear it the other way around... Which answers your question! :P

  • How do I get your mom to have sex with me?

  • love your nail polish, wher did you buy it?

  • is there a gspot on the face?

  • @freebird2341 u find the g spot on a girls face by useing ure fist.

  • yaaaay, new video! ^_____________^

  • WIN

  • Mark looks like a boy I used to be friends with, I think he's cute in a defragment my computer kinda way. =:) Your funniest vid yet! =xD

  • HIS NAME IS BLONDIE!

  • How many girls have u had sex with?

  • MORE VIDEOS!!!!! MORE MORE MORE! I'm getting addicted to the lord of the ring and harry potter parody!:P

  • they sissor

  • id tap that.

  • How do i use a dildo?

  • can i fap to this?

  • Damn nice editing. Why aren't you guys Just filming this and uploading it, instead of filming it then editing the background?

    Also hook me up with Mellisa.. Just tell her I'm a movie producer or something.

  • OH GOD. MY QUESTION HAHA, I have no memory of asking that. True story.

  • I'm always wondering, if I don't know the song she's singing all the time, or if I just don't recognise it...

  • Melissa sounds like a post-meltdown Miss Piggy.

  • this is actually the first time i see that you guys use a greenscreen!

    i didnt notice before! you guys are good! ;)

  • Pause at 1:20, their faces xD

  • MOOOOAAARRR <3 love you guys

  • why use green screen >.>

  • I would love to hear Melissa sing that whole song! lol

  • wow is that a blue screen? why not actually shoot it in your room instead :P

  • How do you shave your balls?

  • bring back bill

  • 1:35 why is the left hand having all the fun?

  • its so sad that i just realized ur useing a green screen for this skit

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  • Why do we have 2 balls and not 3?

  • @Freakingnoobstar then it will not be same weight.. and we will start falling..

  • Sperm is salty unless the person has been eating stuff like pineapple and then it will taste sweet

  • Bill looks hot as a girl.

  • Do old people have sex?

  • Dear Mark and Bill, history says that Adam and Eve where the first humans on earth but are the entire human race built up from incest since eve and adam only had sons and eve could only f*uck them?

  • @twirree wat u did there I see it

  • What noise are you supposed to make when you ejaculate?

  • If i have sex with Melissa would that make me gay?

  • Dear mark and bill, why do I get boners when I play halo?

  • Answer: SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!

  • I was suppose to ask a gay question.. Butt fuck it.

  • Why is sex like what it is?

  • blondie looks like Buffy xD

  • Dear Mark, why don't you have sex with Melissa or Jo ? they look like easy hoes

  • the way melissa talks reminds me of miss piggy!!

  • We want some "previews" of The Hobbit.  :)

  • Top comments are epic!

  • What a bunch of pervs! :P

  • I've got a raging blondie boner..

  • Aha Les Miserables ! Rofl

  • digger dere.<3

  • I swear people asking these questions are 12

  • How do you ask a guy for sex without him thinking you are a whore ?

  • @AusDerTiefeDesWaldes You just ask!

  • @AusDerTiefeDesWaldes Point a gun to his xbox

  • @AusDerTiefeDesWaldes as a guy, the best thing you can do I would say is to tease him. That is of course, if you don't just ask.

  • @AusDerTiefeDesWaldes You just grab him by the dick and say wanna get lucky? lol

  • @AusDerTiefeDesWaldes Work it around so he has to ask you for it!

  • @AusDerTiefeDesWaldes Let's fuck. And be hot.

  • Mark and Bill, be honest, you guys must get all the chicks :P

    What's it like to be a pimp?

  • firenze rocks!

  • Why do I keep seeing so many phallic symbols everywhere?

  • I like your Emma Watson poster

  • If you dip your balls in caramel, then your dog comes up and starts licking your balls, is it bestiality?

  • Love how Mark's eyes light up in Q4.

  • does anyone find him/her slightly attractive?

  • i find it hard to take sexual advice from these guys, i dont think they have sufficient or any experience.

  • @swiIson

    Porn can be quite educational ;)

    Get the irony?

  • can you have an affair with a blow up doll?

  • What is a dirty Sanchez?

  • how can i know of a girl is a real girl or she first was a male?

  • It's nice to see two people from Scandinavia who speak English so fluently. I'm not alone after all!

  • how did god fuck maria?

  • Dear Mark and Bill: Can a shemale get pregnant?

  • How can I draw a penis in the blackboard without my teacher knowa what it is??

  • Dear Mark and Bill, if you have sex with a real pretty dude, does that make you gay?

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  • i looove you Melissaxxx

  • Wish they'd make some more of their older type of videos...

  • your videos have been lacking lately

    the last good one was the pirates of the carribean

  • melissa is hawt!

  • I just noticed that they're sitting in front of a green screen

  • How do boys have sex with boys?

  • @GamerDecci penis on arse.

    As far as i know.

  • @LuisReefTank They should do a demonstration

  • @GamerDecci jesus christ please no.

  • @LuisReefTank Wow you homophobe

  • @GamerDecci I am a homophobe for not wanting to see anal sex between 2 guys?

    Or am i straight for not wanting to watch such kind of pornography and preferring straight porn?

    You can watch whatever you want, just don't show me that kind of stuff.

  • @LuisReefTank T'was a joke you fool

  • guy on the right looks like zooey deschanel with blonde hair lmao

  • How does stork know what parents are?

  • 1:33 the funniest moment of this whole video lol

  • if a man and a horse make a centaur... what do you need to make a justin beiber?

  • @JaminSaw 1 girl and a shemale

  • - We know everything about sex! So ask us anything!

  • how do i persuade my girlfriend to join in with my necrophillia?

  • how is babby formed?

    how is babby formed?

    how girl get pragnet?

  • how do i know if a girl is hot?

  • Can I have your room?

  • He looks pretty good as a girl

  • I don't really dig this drag queen shit :(