@Onimyst There's a condom with an anesthetic on the inside to make your penis numb to delay ejaculation. Or you can wear it the other way around... Which answers your question! :P
Dear Mark and Bill, history says that Adam and Eve where the first humans on earth but are the entire human race built up from incest since eve and adam only had sons and eve could only f*uck them?
they remind me of gamechap and bertie
MrBrutallegend666 3 days ago
Is it ok to jack off to a man wearing a blond wig? :P
mrcool9191 1 week ago
what a shame Bill didnt get to meet Melissa :/
deweyreesemalcom 2 weeks ago
If you have sex with a wolf and it has HIV, will you become a werewolf?
Krubakify 1 month ago
why do some girls have inverted vaginas?
beatallhalos 1 month ago
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Melissa's face looks a lot like Michael Cera's.
BokoNOM 1 month ago
Melissa's face looks a lot like Michael Cera's.
BokoNOM 1 month ago
Melissa your hair is always gorgeous
maitlenmavuda 1 month ago
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Melissa your hair is always gorgeous
maitlenmavuda 1 month ago
Melissa your hair is always gorgeous
maitlenmavuda 1 month ago
Oh pls, tell me, who gives a better blowjob: girl or gay? :o))
Naervon 2 months ago
Mark you're gorgeous and Melissa you haven't added me back on Facebook you whore! :(
PaleLycan 2 months ago
Not funny
killenmedskillen1338 2 months ago
WORLD OF WARCRAFT
1775semperfidelis1 2 months ago
I want more Melissa! lol. yay.
purplechickon 2 months ago
Melissa is a more creepy version of Lavender Brown....
IPod501 2 months ago 2
LOL how did I JUST notice Blondie's nails are painted pink?
NerdyChocofrog 2 months ago in playlist More videos from PistolShrimps 2
Mark & Bill,
What's the best way to have a one-night-stand?
And how do you know when your partner has an STD?
Thanks, Ali
P.S. Miss you, Bill!
allaboutsnogs 2 months ago
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Blondie, one of your pupils is bigger than the other!
NorbertsGirl 2 months ago
How can I date (and more...) a supermodel?
LordOfDaCyborgMOOSE 2 months ago
Is it gay for a man to use a dildo while masturbating??
staphinfection 2 months ago in playlist More videos from PistolShrimps 4
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Where can I obtain the date rape drug?
FukenNewGuy 2 months ago
What can I obtain the drug rape drug?
FukenNewGuy 2 months ago
OMFHP fawkin hilarious!! "..FUCKNIG PERV!!" Ahaha epic!!
elclakema 2 months ago in playlist Supah Sexy Hawt Blondes!
How do you have telephone sex ?
no1simortal 2 months ago
What would you do with two girls and one cup?
flickerz394 3 months ago in playlist More videos from PistolShrimps
Why do you do that wierd face when u ejaculate?
nejnuljugerdu 3 months ago
the scary thing is you dont look half bad as a girl, im just sayin!
MuseicianX 3 months ago 3
how do girls have sex with girls?? watch some porn!!!1
bellijklh 3 months ago
dear Mark and Bill, what perfumes should I use on a girls vagina to cope with the smell?
LitwinOnTour 3 months ago
Is having sex in front of a group is better than sex alone???
Directo13 3 months ago 2
1:39 lololololol brunette's face xD
MexicanJudge 3 months ago
Blondie relly looks like girl :) but such ugly :d
Marcus58451 3 months ago
what would happen if nerds would start getting laid and awesome peole woudn't
laurtzy007 3 months ago 2
this is how all women are.
BacuChan 3 months ago
Does the girl have to be conches to get pregnant
Grakmole 3 months ago
lolol you guys are so funny
AccioSassy 3 months ago
Dear Mark & Bill
What should i say to my girlfriend when she saw me on the masturbate?
jaceks2106YT 3 months ago 5
How do you proceed when the other person has the Sherwood forest dornstairs?
deweyreesemalcom 3 months ago
What is a Donkey Punch, and is it fun?
MrIucifer 3 months ago
Sounds like Milly
iWebCamUser 3 months ago
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How do you two have sex with each other
sskkarz 3 months ago
Shut up NERD :). I like most of your videos.
Here's pro question: How to prevent shooting you own eye while ejaculating ?
SirRaspberry 3 months ago
LOL at question 5!!!!!!
dancingintherain202 3 months ago
How can get myself a penis?
napsusontsa 3 months ago
How do I screw a horse, which hole?
Clockitock 3 months ago
where do babies come from?
L31B0 3 months ago
lmao haha wow
pimppappi702 3 months ago
lol you should do a parody of merlin because you two look like merlin and arthur .. lololol
InsaneMorgan 3 months ago 151
@InsaneMorgan Omg yes
Vengelfe 2 months ago
@InsaneMorgan This is SO true.
shabla 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@InsaneMorgan jeii^^
wilpercla 1 month ago
Why does Blondie look so hot as a woman?
Raudilicious 3 months ago
2:15
thedruery 3 months ago
More LoTR films! :]
TheEldarie 3 months ago
There so weird lmao
ssjTeXas 3 months ago
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Have you ever had sex
catandpug 3 months ago
I love you guys!
and you too Melissa...
SimonsBoxer 3 months ago
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Can i use my cum as glue?
Danthegamer2010 3 months ago
What is sex?
GarretsShadow 3 months ago 5
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How do you know if you are having sex?
skreemy 3 months ago
:D
bigblakboiii 3 months ago
How do you have sex without the other person knowing about it?
Onimyst 3 months ago 257
@Onimyst if u drug em ;)
Saggorn 3 months ago
@Onimyst Surprise buttsecks? :P
ghostbeowulf 3 months ago
@Onimyst AsKassem
powderedwater67 3 months ago
@Onimyst Rohypnol. 'Nuff said.
Xlicer 2 months ago
@Onimyst
roofie
badzebadze 1 month ago
@Onimyst give the girl you want to have sex with 20 sleeping pills, wait a few hours thill she fall a sleep and there you go have fun.
if it is a guy add some viagra
blablibloblablo 4 weeks ago
@Onimyst There's a condom with an anesthetic on the inside to make your penis numb to delay ejaculation. Or you can wear it the other way around... Which answers your question! :P
HolyCrapDudeXD 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from PistolShrimps
How do I get your mom to have sex with me?
TheVisorak 3 months ago 8
love your nail polish, wher did you buy it?
MisteryMadame 3 months ago
is there a gspot on the face?
freebird2341 3 months ago
@freebird2341 u find the g spot on a girls face by useing ure fist.
AridersLife 3 months ago
yaaaay, new video! ^_____________^
killemallllll 3 months ago
WIN
cessnaid 3 months ago
Mark looks like a boy I used to be friends with, I think he's cute in a defragment my computer kinda way. =:) Your funniest vid yet! =xD
gordogreat74 3 months ago
HIS NAME IS BLONDIE!
HDvideosaregood 3 months ago
How many girls have u had sex with?
tuippe4 3 months ago
MORE VIDEOS!!!!! MORE MORE MORE! I'm getting addicted to the lord of the ring and harry potter parody!:P
Powerboywow 3 months ago 2
they sissor
jigsaw99 3 months ago
id tap that.
ilymeatpie 3 months ago
How do i use a dildo?
ev1ltw1ns 3 months ago
can i fap to this?
RaVe95PL 3 months ago
Damn nice editing. Why aren't you guys Just filming this and uploading it, instead of filming it then editing the background?
Also hook me up with Mellisa.. Just tell her I'm a movie producer or something.
LeidenElend 3 months ago
OH GOD. MY QUESTION HAHA, I have no memory of asking that. True story.
pspdsRobin2 3 months ago 4
I'm always wondering, if I don't know the song she's singing all the time, or if I just don't recognise it...
Tiliapetiolaris 3 months ago
Melissa sounds like a post-meltdown Miss Piggy.
tahoejunkie133 3 months ago
this is actually the first time i see that you guys use a greenscreen!
i didnt notice before! you guys are good! ;)
victoriscool1 3 months ago
Pause at 1:20, their faces xD
ZombiesOnlyWantAHug 3 months ago
MOOOOAAARRR <3 love you guys
layd3bish0p 3 months ago
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46 people have not had sex with girls!
icelanduser 3 months ago
why use green screen >.>
Uatemydoodle 3 months ago
I would love to hear Melissa sing that whole song! lol
cheterbugs 3 months ago
wow is that a blue screen? why not actually shoot it in your room instead :P
in2universe 3 months ago
How do you shave your balls?
LedZepplinrocz 3 months ago
bring back bill
wickedlasers 3 months ago
1:35 why is the left hand having all the fun?
TheL1LxJCx99 3 months ago
its so sad that i just realized ur useing a green screen for this skit
AceOtter 3 months ago
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is there any different between buying your girlfriend fancy stuff or paying for a prostitute?
YoZasuke 3 months ago
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YoZasuke 3 months ago
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YoZasuke 3 months ago
Why do we have 2 balls and not 3?
Freakingnoobstar 3 months ago
@Freakingnoobstar then it will not be same weight.. and we will start falling..
Lellenheart 3 months ago
Sperm is salty unless the person has been eating stuff like pineapple and then it will taste sweet
XxNitallaxX 3 months ago
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Can you have too much sex?
TheAntonborgstrom 3 months ago
Bill looks hot as a girl.
iv180 3 months ago
Do old people have sex?
OndskapensHersker 3 months ago
Dear Mark and Bill, history says that Adam and Eve where the first humans on earth but are the entire human race built up from incest since eve and adam only had sons and eve could only f*uck them?
AssassinsDude58 3 months ago
@twirree wat u did there I see it
thecrazyevilleaf 3 months ago
What noise are you supposed to make when you ejaculate?
nasa1225 3 months ago
If i have sex with Melissa would that make me gay?
0Promocja0 3 months ago 5
Dear mark and bill, why do I get boners when I play halo?
egotisticcougar 3 months ago
Answer: SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!
Titant2 3 months ago
I was suppose to ask a gay question.. Butt fuck it.
Twirree 3 months ago
Why is sex like what it is?
TheNewagecaveman 3 months ago
blondie looks like Buffy xD
VoodooDoll18 3 months ago
Dear Mark, why don't you have sex with Melissa or Jo ? they look like easy hoes
nat5309 3 months ago
the way melissa talks reminds me of miss piggy!!
boysarefun 3 months ago
We want some "previews" of The Hobbit. :)
RobertJamesTill 3 months ago 152
Top comments are epic!
LiAk0sW4y 3 months ago
What a bunch of pervs! :P
MastaNinja 3 months ago
I've got a raging blondie boner..
ElectrumShiv 3 months ago
Aha Les Miserables ! Rofl
HollyBerry010 3 months ago
digger dere.<3
xperiapauline 3 months ago
I swear people asking these questions are 12
rsalem1993 3 months ago
How do you ask a guy for sex without him thinking you are a whore ?
AusDerTiefeDesWaldes 3 months ago 145
@AusDerTiefeDesWaldes You just ask!
TopaZProductions 3 months ago
@AusDerTiefeDesWaldes Point a gun to his xbox
IRENTYOURMOTHER 3 months ago
@AusDerTiefeDesWaldes as a guy, the best thing you can do I would say is to tease him. That is of course, if you don't just ask.
xxcheesyx 3 months ago
@AusDerTiefeDesWaldes You just grab him by the dick and say wanna get lucky? lol
duhabcdef 3 months ago
@AusDerTiefeDesWaldes Work it around so he has to ask you for it!
zoerickard 3 months ago
@AusDerTiefeDesWaldes Let's fuck. And be hot.
KLiM1337 3 months ago
Mark and Bill, be honest, you guys must get all the chicks :P
What's it like to be a pimp?
PiranhaPlaza 3 months ago
firenze rocks!
luhp92 3 months ago
Why do I keep seeing so many phallic symbols everywhere?
alecsleigh 3 months ago
I like your Emma Watson poster
Dleger13 3 months ago
If you dip your balls in caramel, then your dog comes up and starts licking your balls, is it bestiality?
willziebub 3 months ago
Love how Mark's eyes light up in Q4.
LetheSoda 3 months ago
does anyone find him/her slightly attractive?
juliscipi 3 months ago
i find it hard to take sexual advice from these guys, i dont think they have sufficient or any experience.
swiIson 3 months ago
@swiIson
Porn can be quite educational ;)
Get the irony?
olithegreat 3 months ago
can you have an affair with a blow up doll?
HausOfJakeh 3 months ago
What is a dirty Sanchez?
johnmighty5 3 months ago
how can i know of a girl is a real girl or she first was a male?
LordOw1 3 months ago
It's nice to see two people from Scandinavia who speak English so fluently. I'm not alone after all!
JuhaLaserr 3 months ago
how did god fuck maria?
frodeskallfrik 3 months ago
Dear Mark and Bill: Can a shemale get pregnant?
Kidorid 3 months ago
How can I draw a penis in the blackboard without my teacher knowa what it is??
wwwchucho 3 months ago
Dear Mark and Bill, if you have sex with a real pretty dude, does that make you gay?
ViraRohirrim 3 months ago
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ViraRohirrim 3 months ago
i looove you Melissaxxx
rosejaneweasley 3 months ago
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Ok, you say You know everything about sex, but, Have you ever had sex???
wwwchucho 3 months ago
Wish they'd make some more of their older type of videos...
zDallasCowboys008z 3 months ago
your videos have been lacking lately
the last good one was the pirates of the carribean
MrGdawg818 3 months ago
melissa is hawt!
DemoraX 3 months ago
I just noticed that they're sitting in front of a green screen
kuhj278 3 months ago
How do boys have sex with boys?
GamerDecci 3 months ago
@GamerDecci penis on arse.
As far as i know.
LuisReefTank 3 months ago
@LuisReefTank They should do a demonstration
GamerDecci 3 months ago
@GamerDecci jesus christ please no.
LuisReefTank 3 months ago
@LuisReefTank Wow you homophobe
GamerDecci 3 months ago
@GamerDecci I am a homophobe for not wanting to see anal sex between 2 guys?
Or am i straight for not wanting to watch such kind of pornography and preferring straight porn?
You can watch whatever you want, just don't show me that kind of stuff.
LuisReefTank 3 months ago
@LuisReefTank T'was a joke you fool
GamerDecci 3 months ago
guy on the right looks like zooey deschanel with blonde hair lmao
Stixnstonez49 3 months ago
How does stork know what parents are?
piip4 3 months ago
1:33 the funniest moment of this whole video lol
AlexTalksTwo 3 months ago
if a man and a horse make a centaur... what do you need to make a justin beiber?
JaminSaw 3 months ago
@JaminSaw 1 girl and a shemale
GotNoBrained 3 months ago
- We know everything about sex! So ask us anything!
Pointburn 3 months ago
how do i persuade my girlfriend to join in with my necrophillia?
JaminSaw 3 months ago
how is babby formed?
how is babby formed?
how girl get pragnet?
TyggusViking 3 months ago
how do i know if a girl is hot?
frenchbit94 3 months ago
Can I have your room?
rlcgreen13 3 months ago
He looks pretty good as a girl
Pinkberrythecat 3 months ago
I don't really dig this drag queen shit :(
roory20 3 months ago