KNEECAM No.1 - the original Technoviking tape from 2000

[OfficialOskillator]

The Jarl of Techno.

[jibster94]

1:03 why is that not a meme?! hahaha btw before that he fucks over that guy

[ericemoo]

ketamin is a hell of a drug

[RecklessOutdoorsTV]

LOL EPIC 1:00 beyond had me worried

[Balint2424242]

song name?

[mpsylvan]

at 2:20, the Legend speaks!

[123nanobot123]

WTF!!!!!!! o.O who is this ?

[OneMove33]

Get a genetic sample and clone him

[Asidrift]

Wow dats ab normal get it because his abs haha :)

[Snooch1984]

Leader of the first batalion in Odin's army, techno viking, the scurge of Odenheim. Protector of scene girls everywhere.

[clinte1]

he is new wave i want that socks XD

[AnarchJack]

GUYS hes able to read !

[byramert]

wenn blicke töten könnten oh mann der ty ist ja (der) Wahnsinn

[Sharks2610]

Ritual dance before War... prepare for Battle... For ODIIINNNN!

[legionnare12]

haha omfg, the almighty finger

[TKNHARV]

@legionnare12 hahaha seriously

[Beatssample]

Ach, Berlin ist doch immernoch die Schönste Stadt von allen! *__*

[NdsNoise]

was is das für ein spast ? und warum wa stefan raab bei dem ? ^^

[stalkerGs]

ugliest abs i have ever seen...

[storeofdigitals]

A huge retard

[catsado]

Now imagine if he take an arrow to the knee!

[MrDjcarrera]

Don't fuck with the Viking.....

This should be the Solider Dance...

[joske006]

looks like a monkey whit no brains :-)

[TheGameloser]

@joske006 How exactly? This is what living specimen with no brain would do? Walk? Dance? Random retarded youtubers acting retarded. Gg.

[DJJMB96]

what was in the water? :/

[antaressuper1966]

have 2 say this guys cool

[GoldenTagachi]

you got to admit that crazy viking sure can dance techno...

[edy6519]

wft did i watch??

[rattlesnaketito]

ich find ihn super!

[zoiex]

Tecno Chuck Norris medieval

[Warsrecker]

Bei 1:20 sieht das so aus als würde der mit der Brille sich nicht trauen den anzusehen oder ihn gar anzufassen ^^

[rollow23]

igitt, wasn das für ne ekelige hose...

[danielhl22]

neat moves!

[RayRayzzzzzz]

no one fkn dares to stare at him.hes the fkn TECHNO VIKING

[Younioro]

I love the waterboy, and pretty much everyone in the crowd, except for the catwalk viking.. seriously? I need a country, city, and possible location, where I can find these guys..

[CaffGR]

@Younioro

Germany :-D

[Flamdring]

@Younioro Berlin. :)

[hbsc1892berlin]

ahh... this is good old berlin :)

[Vitjkeee]

It's Hellboy

:D

[vesicnebojsa]

badass cockain..



[MrMisrag]

schwulen party...!!!



[koukeii]

i liked it when his boobs jiggled to the music...

[TheWebKAV]

Если ночью такого увидел - обосрался б точно =(

[leonelG90]

haha, the meme starts at 3:08

[Acuzoz]

anyone else noticed that his right arm is like 10 inches longer than his left?

[trildog]

@Acuzoz yeah now that you mentioned it, lol uber-creepy.

[kalleskit]

i really dont like this music but man is he bad ass

[envyingchutoy]

Was it a gay pride parade?!?!

[cumshottah]

he is so mmmmmmmmashed 02:44

[cumshottah]

kuckt mal, kein einziger stylo, der im Solarium war

[StefanR10]

He is german, the location is Berlin or Stuttgart.

[cumshottah]

@StefanR10 Berlin--Fuckparade..by the way, I miss the public Extasy-Abuse of the 90`s...when posing was nothing, kiddies; )

[eatyourmeats]

A guy wanted to fight me once, so I started dancing like technoviking...the rest is history

[McSiemek]

New olaf skin? wtf

[kiref5s]

@McSiemek lol =D

[DamnYouveBeenTrolled]

THOR

[Jeka001]

He's better than Chuck Norris! I'm sure!

[KillfastMr]

jaaa man extc ..fuck hell

[HOTROTT85]

Berlin Fuckparade 2000 wae das oder ???



[paicad]

@HOTROTT85 JApp die gute alte Fuckparade.

[jojobelgium71]

verkeerde training gedaan en te veel pillekes geslikt

[king36er]

Drug Victims!

[Ultrasuper84Maiki]

1:01 so epic, with the best BGM to that meme

[Ultrasuper84Maiki]

XD, the good old techno viking, I hope that dude gets that hes an popular internet meme

[cyberfoxlt]

how about the name of the first song? thanks.

[ginoxkiller]

Bouncing BOOBIES!

[burgeprvn]

Additional lessons learned from technoviking

Protect girl that will inspire Katie Perry's hairdo at the 2012 Grammy's

Continue dancing while shoppers walk past you

Make good use of paper fliers by tearing into little pieces

Must wear blue and red thick socks

[Domo230]

The guy who bumped into her has 11 accounts

[zacret]

@Domo230 He made 2 more since then

[RizlaD]

@Domo230 He was with them and really intoxicated. You can see him sitting on the float at 2:43. He wanted to walk off and do something and Techno Viking said "You're too drunk! go sit on float!"

[CaffGR]

@Domo230

in fact... he has 13..

[AnomYnuz]

@Domo230 he created 5 more.

[andrysek57350]

@mapom13 It is a technoviking :p

[IrishLawless187]

techno viking inspires me to fight for womens rights and hydrate the masses

[doereoh]

@IrishLawless187 LMFAO! True Statement Broseph! ROOOAR!

[doereoh]

@IrishLawless187 Notice how everyone starts following him! A leader indeed lol! Replace the government with the Techno Viking imho!

[lockedupabroad1]

@IrishLawless187 u r a dumbass too!! Fight for womens rights? LOL they have them more then a man will ever have. Fuck u and this fucking retarded ass white guy

[IrishLawless187]

@lockedupabroad1 DFTT

[detvanligaify]

@IrishLawless187 They dont have any rights and should not be allowed to have any rights

[weedyweedyboy033]

he plays in mercenaries 2 two ;p

[TheGameHive]

meanwhile in holland

[MsDave1989]

Halt den Ball flach alter

[drrckstnk]

Whata straight up bad ass....

[raulorg69]

song id plz min 2.10 @ halt den Ball flach Alter

[aimanaoun123]

he is like a VIKING LIFE GAURD !

[betheer]

some one knows, second track?

[childofdawest]

He's the man! He's like the clubbing Mister T! When i grow up i want to be just like him.

[Redmailnet]

Ãw shit, the Technoviking takes flyers!!

[Croatianbull88]

Thor is back and he is angry...

[lukacenko7]

this is real music to listen and party 2, not kids from these decade danza korudo or something like that.

[Taquam34]

the point at 1:02 kills me every time

[thegrippler]

I would love a clean version of this track



[Benutica]

Killa 

[rockerdrake]

I wonder what was I doing when this was shot

[bogoy106]

DOVAHKIIN

[PREDFoR]

He gives less fucks than honey badger <3

[DrLinoleum]

:D name of songs???????

[cosacosi1]

somebody the name of the song? or Dj?

where is this? Germany?

[lightThatcherry]

looks like technoviking needs a new set of pants..some tooth paste and a shower..

[Ballistikwog]

@lightThatcherry you sir will fear the wrath of technoviking

[lightThatcherry]

@Ballistikwog yehh...i think i will.something that fuck ugly, dirty and smelly will probably burn my nose hair and make me wanna stab my eyes lol

[Noavaileblenames]

@lightThatcherry Probably a razer to

[steed4321]

1:05 TECHNO VIKING WANT YOU! YOU WILL JOIN HIS ARMY!!

[mbabcock111]

Simpleton from the factories.

[MeoP1990]

2:20 : Halt den Ball flach Alter!

[Flaviuss18]

ALPHA LEADS THE HERD !

[TheUdo44]

походу все под колесами!!

[Yamahaproductions1]

i just have to laugh at this but look at the man in 00:46 in the left!

[Norot2]

@Yamahaproductions1 wooooooo smoken a junt

[infowazz]

michael jackson and karate combined. he teaches this style in Birminham.  go to:

thedancingviking com

[05832409]

he is the shaman of the techno geeks

[PunkGrl199]

Second song?

[theholyrevenger]

What wrong to those ppl ? O_O

[StrombladAB]

I used to be a viking like you, but then i took an arrow to the cam.

[TheAngelito299]

lo mas rifado que he visto en un vato......si rifa

[lyberful]

god of positive ))))

[DrTijn]

wow he is my hero!

[17peazy]

you no he is out of his face on some right good pills :p

[nicolinoilpazzo]

technoviking is the god who gave birth to chuck norris

[DrewBlue86]

The only reason the Techno viking doesn't dance anymore is because he took an arrow to the knee while he was guarding skyrim.

[taktlos0ne]

@DrewBlue86 what is so funny about that fuckin arrow to the knee ?

didnt get it..

[88UTUBENAZI88]

@TheBecoming1000 hmmmm german love party...my kinda party hmmmm

[88UTUBENAZI88]

there on sum mad pills man...share please

[ckorn2000]

scripted but funny. sir vik was killin that $&!#

[oppster74]

The guy in the black is far to fucked to talk or argue with the might of techno viking!

There should be an updated vid of technoviking! Thats if the dude in black top never murdered him for noobing him!

[OMGWTFAPANDA]

skyrim?

[MrTailts]

The only man who could beat Chuck Norris.

[StephenMichaelMeyer]

@MrTailts No one can beat chuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk Norisssssssssssssss

[JustAnotherGaian]

@StephenMichaelMeyer I think you may be too young to know about his meeting with Bruce...

[DaBomb26277]

@JustAnotherGaian i still dont believe bruce lee could beat chuck norris. that was just a scripted movie. in real life if chuck norris' life was in danger. he woulda round house kicked bruce lee's ass into hell (or heaven)

[BonelessSkull]

@DaBomb26277 ra ra ra wroong

[CycocelVocalist]

Laterals <3 <3 <3

[Firehowk]

>>---(CAM)---> :7

[mrsokla]

Techno Viking deserves an invitation to every rave!!!!

[BLAGASPANTS]

Looks like something from an incredibly shit 80's film.



[bobrox123abc]

his boobies jiggle :D

[SchokoChip1]

looks like a parade of zombies :D damn!! and the technoviking will kill them all!!

[johnnyboydc1394]

LIKE A BOSS!!!

[sourmanofcoal]

@johnnyboydc1394 lmao

[mephisthor]

@johnnyboydc1394 cool guy, how he defense the girl.

[JuLi4aan]

@johnnyboydc1394

Like an LSD-addict...

[NerdilyDone]

Lessons learned from Technoviking:

1. Always respect women.

2. Remember to hydrate.

3. OBEY the Technoviking.

[Ariel6970]

@NerdilyDone Jjajaaj thanks for that epic comment LOL

[Eriwgam]

@NerdilyDone OBEY!

[mephisthor]

@NerdilyDone er ist der echte, nicht wie der abgefuckte fake naziarschtürstehervotze mit stefan raab.

[Kartoffelpufferboy]

@mephisthor und wo kann ich den finden?

[NerdilyDone]

@mephisthor mein deutsch is sehr schlect. wissen sie english?

[bluetality]

Am hypnotized...by jiggling pecs. TV is so epic.

[Weri295]

kozak

[JungAusPommern]

Halt'n Ball flach,Alter! *böser Blick* ... :D

[TheFalloutmadman]

he does it...like a boss

[ShaaaBang73]

can't match sox though LOL

[DieInPain62]

He looks like the MMA Fighter Keith Jardine :D

[TheDavidtick]

MUST HAVE 10 HOUR LOOP OF HIS LAST DANCE.

[madmoovz]

They are making film about epic beard man with Danny Trejo as the lead (srsly), if there is going to be the screen adaptation of youtube video, it definetly should be technoviking with Alexsnder Skasrgaard as TV, or at least Chris Hemsworth.

[paymeback10]

Lvl's of awesomeness:

LMFAO

ASIAN

AWESOME

THT GUY

CHUCK NORRIS

TECHNO VIKING WITH HIS EPIC FINGERPOINTING

[hypaed]

does this guy even know how cool we all think he is :S

[maki12pk]

technoviking is of chuck norris.. :))

[alexx0xx]

shes kinda ugly

[MW2cheatnfags]

THIS IS PURE GENIUS! THE STOP AND STARE AND THEN THE FINGER POINT! HYSTERICAL! FUCKING GREAT!

[0erethren0]

Techno viking commands respect.

[MW2cheatnfags]

@0erethren0 PURE GENIUS! FUNNY SHIT!

[SklooshTv]

technowulf

[exklusivesociety]

TechnoViking has had 11 years since the video was made to perfect his moves. No doubt the 2012 version will blow my mind, who knows, maybe 2 upside down water bottles?

[EinsteinCollections]

New legendary skin for olaf?

[parisbabyhott1]

does anybody know the names of the songs..?



[Emmanuel1234303]

when he rises his hand hes actualy telling the dude to say sorry

[theprodiigyy]

What's name the first musique (Drum N Bass) plz ?

[wht240sxka]

cocain's a hellofa drug

[Ramizello]

Alduin is doomed! All hail Techno viking!

[FusionAndDigitech]

whe he opints at the dude hes like GAMMEE ONNN!!!!!!!!!!

[Tzun1k]

six pack implantat^^