"I would not sully myself by taking any part of that man inside me."
That's one of the gayest lines I've ever heard. I know nobody in the Twilightverse can be gay, but didn't Stephenie Meyer realize how this line sounds?
Today on Midnight Sun: two sociopaths discuss maiming the innocent in order to satiate their desire to murder.
Also, Bella's "attacker" didn't actually do anything. The only evidence of Lonnie intending to rape her is Edward's word, and I don't trust him for a second. I'd rather walk through a dark alley with Lonnie than go to class with Edward.
HOLY LORD. I've already read this thing, but hearing you read it.... THE FUCK. What makes her such an untouchable goddess?! "She deserves better, I'm nothing, I'm no good for her, she's amazing, blah blah blah" GOOD GOD. I just... cannot get my mind around SMeyer's stupidity.
Also, I love how even Pete Burns is rolling his eyes at this.
what bothers me is that to a normal human being it is obvious that Bella was joking, but I think that Edward genuinely thinks she intends to hurt those people, which is hilarious.
@WorldClassTimeWaster What I find hilarious is that even though Edward was once a human, they make him seem like he is some alien from another world, that doesn't understand sarcasm or even how to talk.
Your impression of Bella clearing her throat almost resulted in me spewing soda all over my keyboard. That was beautiful.
handmiadenofgod 2 weeks ago
I knew how stupid Twilight was in terms of Meyer's ignorance of what she was actually writing. I didn't realise the style itself was so terrible.
mouseymousey02 3 weeks ago
Is it possible that Edward has Asperger's Syndrome? He seems to not undertand sarcasm at all or how to function in normal human circumastances...
WorldClassTimeWaster 3 weeks ago 2
"I would not sully myself by taking any part of that man inside me."
That's one of the gayest lines I've ever heard. I know nobody in the Twilightverse can be gay, but didn't Stephenie Meyer realize how this line sounds?
orangeblossom03 3 weeks ago 5
MST3K's "dull surprise" sketch is REALLY appropriate for Bella.
3nek0 3 weeks ago
Today on Midnight Sun: two sociopaths discuss maiming the innocent in order to satiate their desire to murder.
Also, Bella's "attacker" didn't actually do anything. The only evidence of Lonnie intending to rape her is Edward's word, and I don't trust him for a second. I'd rather walk through a dark alley with Lonnie than go to class with Edward.
SlashFirestorm 4 weeks ago 3
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HOLY LORD. I've already read this thing, but hearing you read it.... THE FUCK. What makes her such an untouchable goddess?! "She deserves better, I'm nothing, I'm no good for her, she's amazing, blah blah blah" GOOD GOD. I just... cannot get my mind around SMeyer's stupidity.
Also, I love how even Pete Burns is rolling his eyes at this.
niahmiyoki 4 weeks ago
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niahmiyoki 4 weeks ago
Final Fantasy 8 reference?
Kirbyfan87827 4 weeks ago
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I'm thinking it was the "eyes on me" thing.
cheezrulez4eva 4 weeks ago
Nooo not the tigers!
lamnaa 4 weeks ago
what bothers me is that to a normal human being it is obvious that Bella was joking, but I think that Edward genuinely thinks she intends to hurt those people, which is hilarious.
WorldClassTimeWaster 4 weeks ago 2
@WorldClassTimeWaster What I find hilarious is that even though Edward was once a human, they make him seem like he is some alien from another world, that doesn't understand sarcasm or even how to talk.
UrbanZ0mbie 3 weeks ago in playlist Midnight Sun (Dramatic Readings) 2
Second thing came to mind: I'm surprised there was no "bright eyes!" after the text said "turn around"
GoldenGal42 4 weeks ago 2
I wonder if you it's possible to make an entire video of this or any other of the stories you read made up of entirely sound and video clips.
GoldenGal42 4 weeks ago
Very dissapointing, in terms of soundclip use.
Ninja1Ninja2 4 weeks ago
@Ninja1Ninja2 Well excuse me, princess.
manwithoutabody 4 weeks ago 31
@Ninja1Ninja2 - It's got "You Spin Me Round" and a clip from Monty Python's "Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition". What more do you want?
orangeblossom03 4 weeks ago 4
"Highly justifiable murder"?
What?
GeckoLadie 4 weeks ago 9
What do you mean? Suburban Commando is a horror classic!
tdubya97 4 weeks ago