CHUCK NORRIS and CARLOS MACHADO JIU JITSU (Germany 1992)

[HappyMonda]

Chuck Norris isn't a great fighter. He isn't even a "God." if he was, he would be here now and beat me with my keyboardujhyuhyhyhymccnxmiormu­jm.oioupojfetrdx;oiuiwdqyg7igw­wfeoji55rym7ym75chyc4cc67yc6yg­tc4ycgt4nccc4rhymrchyx2ex2ejju­hyectgnxju,cnte8fgcf4rgrtv

[Akatsukiitami]

lol a Jiu Jitsu stage show...........whats the point of that

[brendon16]

what the fuck is this

[waylonlove]

@brendon16 Never seen a demo?

[n19g3r]

3:23 so epic



[MAZ1N00]

@n19g3r sickest armbar i have ever seen

[gogetatr12]

the guard pass he does at 2:44 is one we just went over in class this week and is probably one of my favorite passes to get the back

[CalamityEnsues]

Why doesn't Chuck use the fist that's hidden behind his beard?

[tawanbezerra]

thumbs up who muted sound in the begin

[docterdoctor]

Chuck Norris was a black belt in BJJ in 1992??

[MrHenkules]

@docterdoctor Yup. He's such a badass. The Machado's taught him.

[dalhousie44]

chuck norris sneased on Fedor Emelianenko, and he tapped.

[MrWhiteguy89]

Chuck norris caught aids once, then he threw it back

[locnott2]

this song sucks, wayyyyy to loud..

[adder80]

That was just from clearing his throat. His Karate chop would've knock Arizona into hell.

[thedrummer77]

The first time I heard about Chuck Norris he was practicing karate chops in the mountains of AZ and cracked open the Grand Canyon.

[Teddybear419]

For those that are married, chuck norris will fuck your wives.

[marsy91]

this is not a real fight/spar it's a demo, but chuck norris is a black belt in jiu jitsu

[nick191088]

@marsy91 and helio gracie was a white belt in chuck norris jitsu.

[lacedwith5hourenergy]

Cool video

[dizmatt1]

martial arts choreographed to late 80's guitar pop/rock....with chuck norris!! is a must watch on any day of the week :)

[VomitShovel]

yet again a celebrity that's become a meme yet that actually has skill in a real fight.

[brucelee6790]

lmao best demo ever

[abcRebel]

I literally counted from the beggining of the fight till Chuck Norris put him in a head lock between his legs... I counted 5 seconds...

[slickluw88]

why didnt chuck do ufc or mma lol

[abcRebel]

@slickluw88 He did, it only took him 10 seconds to win.

[RaiderFunk]

Happy B-day Chuck!!

[MexicanKola]

CARLOS MACHADO'S MOST NOTICEABLE STUDENT. CHUCK 

[The360punkz]

Carlos is going to his apprentices aprpentices class wich i go to go to face book and or twiiter: Extreme Martial Arts

[81coldbeerz]

@scomento . who said anything about karate? i said in a bjj match. chuck would get killed my machado. i'm a 235 lb heavy weight, and i've rolled with machado, and got handled. the guy is a bjj genius.

[dolamite35]

Interesting

[mrdubcrazy]

Gracie Ju Jitsu can eat the peanuts out ma shiatt!

[kaylamachado]

hehe my last name is machado :$ js im random

[lacampbellmd1]

Bruce lee will still own chuck Norris..

[brownfuji]

@lacampbellmd1 I know... bruce lee is a cut above"bruce lee is so badass" jokes.

[81coldbeerz]

carlos machado would destroy norris in a real bjj match. machado is the man. they don't call him professor for nothing. btw, he's like an eighth degree black belt in bjj.

[scomento]

@81coldbeerz you're stupid... chuck norris won karate tournments since 1968 to 1974 he retired undefeated

[yourfacemaesmelaugh]

3:21  FLYING ARM BAR!

[MrSweetPotato]

thAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

i DID NOT SEE ANY MISTEAKS IN A VERY LONG ROUTINE..

THEY SHOWED A LOT OF JJ CONCEPTS

[simplecriminal]

norris loxdu

[thathoodedkid]

good thing he wasn't trying... a real chuck norris fight destroys all life on the planet

[Cepical]

Hes a true master of many many martial arts

[alexisdiel]

until to day, the police has found 28 dead bodies with a mouse in your hand

[hondalover301]

WTF is this??? I mean I never like karates their moves too wideopened any fast fighter could easily find the weakpoint and attack them like those wide high kicks, too slow too wideopened u gave ur enemies a good chance to kick in the nuts!!!!

[2submit]

@hondalover301 hey i love bjj but karate guys like machida can use them efectively... peace im just saying

[kickboxerforever00]

that's why its called a "demonstration" he's demonstrating the teqniques he's learned in BJJ,he's not their to fight anyone,that's a tournament/contest theirs a big difference in teaching/learning and fighting,and btw rolling over onto your stomach is a bad idea if your mounted..because by doing so your just asking to be choked out.

[steviewossobama]

Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird.

[alexce100]

@Gradivus375 you do realize norris is a brown belt in bjj under the machado family?

[brucelee6790]

if you tried a jiu jitsu move where you put your leg across their neck bruce lee would just bite it

[pearcemark2]

@brucelee6790 You're dumb.

[brucelee6790]

@pearcemark2 i havn't checked my message box in weeks i got a load of dumb comments back and yours was the dumbest

[pearcemark2]

@brucelee6790 How? Biting isn't all that effective when your limb is being broken. A bite is an owie. A broken bone is debilitating, and leaves you free to have the rest of your bones broken.

Bruce Lee lived at a time where there was NO fucking knowledge of fighting and whatnot, so no matter how good he was compared to losers back then, a shitty MMA fighter now would destroy him, easily.

[brucelee6790]

@pearcemark2 lmao and whatnot and mma

[brucelee6790]

@pearcemark2 you mma fans are so ignorant it's obnoxious

[pearcemark2]

@brucelee6790 You Bruce Lee fangirls are so blinded to the truth, it's almost sociopathic

[brucelee6790]

@pearcemark2 lmao wow WOW way to prove how ignorant you really are. do you even know what sociopathic means? and it's blinded from the truth not to. you're reading skills must be on a level less than that of a 4th grader.

[pearcemark2]

@brucelee6790 You're truly a stupid person.

[pearcemark2]

@brucelee6790 By the way, it's "Your reading skills", not "You are reading skills", idiot.

[brucelee6790]

@pearcemark2 ha you got me there i never thought i would have made that mistake before how ironic that would happen at that moment. obviously a simple grammatical mistake that guess anyone could make. but miss using words... come on. if you're not sure what the word means just look it up and i suggest you do the same with bruce lee if you're gonna make bold claims pertaining to him.

[pearcemark2]

@brucelee6790 It's really not that bold to say that someone from the 70s, when nobody knew what worked in a fight, would lose to a trained killer of 2011, who has perfected fighting.

GSP beats anybody that existed before 1980. Easily.

[brucelee6790]

@pearcemark2 there's literally not one technique used in mma today that wasn't already conjured up before the 70s. so i'm sorry if i come off insulting when i call you ignorant but...

[VomitShovel]

@brucelee6790 That's a lie, but only 1% so. 99% of things have been thought of but you're forgetting other circumstances like human progress and outside factors.

[brucelee6790]

@VomitShovel oh yeah i forgot about human progress and outside factors. stfu you dumbass fruit cake quit trying to sound smart when everyone knows you're an idiot

[VomitShovel]

@brucelee6790 Lol i'm not the one getting flamed by everyone i speak to cause i know NOTHING about fighting or JJ and expect to speak shit and have idiots believe me cause my names "brucelee6790" Wow you must be such an idiot to believe what you do. try be in a fight bitch, see where your stupidity takes you while you eat the curb

[brucelee6790]

@VomitShovel dito

[acroracing]

Chuck Norris broke this guys arm in 19 places, with 18 submissions..

Chuck Norris is now a verb, an adjective, a noun, a pro-noun and a paragraph.

[NewOscarGuy]

wow I didnt know Chuck Noris knew BJJ, I just thought he was the Karate Kid.

[luchador1764]

notice how this happened in 1992... one year before the ufc even started. god dammit chuck norris, you son of a bitch.

[briideiins494]

this is so lame

[MultiSneakyninja]

that was all in motion motion

[ledbird9]

Who ever fights Chuck Norris is fuckin Brain Dead Edd!!!!!

[dcp2685]

I hear they didn't need a sound system, Chuck just emits Run Like Hell from his fists.

[Svelliance]

LOL, the chuck norris was taught by our helium gracie who is Brazilian and taught others

like Mel Gibson (I am Brazilian and I saw this in an interview).

[bizarrrr]

that was a really cool demonstration! germany LOVES THE CHUCK!!!

[TheStraightpride]

what a clown

[makavelimavi]

Too many armbars. DId he even do one guillotine?

[Fartblaster123]

@makavelimavi I think he did one at 1:32.

[Teddybear419]

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

[urmomakiller]

He can swim on land 2

[ledbird9]

@Teddybear419 Chuck Norris is one tough son of a bitch

but please dont go that far

Chuck Norris is Jesus' son, let's put that way.

[aggroed]

shuck likes the arm bars

[yayo692]

chuck volvio a asesinar personas

[and1tanker]

Is this BJJ or just JJ?

[Lawplace]

@and1tanker bjj and jj is the same thing. The B stands for Brazilian.

[allentate]

@Lawplace

Not really. Not anymore. JJ has lost its way, with way too many McDojo schools and no secure lineage. There are definitely legitimate JJ schools, but it's not a guarantee when you see JJ.

[urmomakiller]

@Lawplace

haha no jj and bjj are not the same, bjj is a differet form of jj, made popular by the gracies, it uses for leaverage and faster moves, just like judo is a form of jj

[actionmanrandell]

@urmomakiller actually bjj is nothing but a form of kodakan judo

[ciecinsh]

its not hard to do an armbar on a dummy

[spideyninja]

I just came back from under the table and missed the show cause I was scared of Chuck.

[TheDipset1233]

@spideyninja fag

[spideyninja]

@TheDipset1233 wow what a loser lol

[KADER688xboxlive]

3:20 omfg that was good as

[AdamasCZ]

1:33 holy shit!

[golzar12]

WOW

this is shit

the guy gettin beet is tapin 4 not a big reason exept for the bigening

[chaparro212]

omg chuck norris kicked that guy ass

[kyloooooo]

He really likes the armbar. lol sure these these arnt the most difficult moves to do but this was in fricken 1992, most people never heard of bjj back then. He's probably decent now.

[RobbieH02879]

Chuck is a Legit Black Belt under the Machado Brothers.. the Machado's don't hand out belts...

[gothickal]

the theory of evolution is wrong, there is just a select group of creatures chuck norris allows to exist.

[Anibal677]

Must be kind of easy to Chuck Norris learning the basics of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, before he learn tang soo Do he was a committed Judo Player.

[nbohli1]

chuck norris has been awarded the same lifetime achievement award, twice.

[RealisticIdealist69]

LOL! Never heard that one before!

[adibeh]

lesnar would murder him

[charliemurphyslaw]

fuck lesnar

[aNoxiousFart]

chuck norris doesnt use a syringe to donate blood, he simply requests a gun and bucket

[RealisticIdealist69]

Dude! Good one!

[napone0]

Chuck Norris drinks battery acid for breakfast.

[LuDimezofKush]

3:25 is impressive

[talos1510]

jmack

you are absolutely right, roger gracie always fights with basic bjj,and also rickson does, so the machados.. even if the gracies are more "martial" and the machados are more "sport'"jiu jitsu.. but the best bjj fighter is not the one who knows a bigger number of techniques but the guy who can make smoother and quicker transition from one basic technique to another..anyway: gracies and machados, they are definetely the best!!

[talos1510]

by the way, the shit shown by the texas ranger is something so basic that a 6 months bjj white belt can do..

[analphabetik]

agree.. but it also mean that chucky boy start doing some bjj in 1992. not bad.

respect to machados!

[jmackmma]

yes but a 6 month white belt cannot perform the basics as well as him. all of the greatest jiu jitsu players only use the basics, not saying norris is one of the greatest jiu jitsu players though haha

[zainsdad]

Dude, you cannot speak ill of the Texas ranger - thats just wrong brother.

[Tacotruck1166]

But none can do it better than Chuck. HE'S COMING FOR YOU, BETTER RUN.

[sn66sean]

bro they never do jj in texas just wack ass round house kicks

[talos1510]

ETV101

you retarded, thi is a demonstration and carlos is just cooperating..do you know who carlos machado is? sure not..carlos, john ,jean jeaques and rigan would kill chuck norris with one hand, they are among the best bjj world experts they competed and won in bjj, judo, sambo,mma,submission grapppling everywhere in the world,respect for the machados, you are the real bitch..

[ETV101]

machado lucky cus chuck norris didnt wanna kill him cus he felt generous but made him tap out like a bitch

[knowles27]

Chuck Norris is so tough he tapped out a Machado a hundred times in under 3 minutes!!!!

[ETV101]

look at that headlock at 1:33 omg he chuck owned him

[idc757]

you know that music or the "Screeching" that starts at 1:13? thats pink floyd's Run Like Hell

[LucDelon]

BJJ Stands for "BLOW JOB JUNKIES" AND MMA Stands For "MAN ON MAN ASSFUCKERS" LoL. Mixed martial arts my ass. I'll shoot you in the head with my .50 Caliber motherfuckers and then your blood can mix with my piss as I urinate in your skull..

[micka141]

mate he would romp the fuck through you

[MichaelBjj]

Retard

[therealmartinez]

lucdelon you stupid fuck yo must be white

[timtam1976]

Demo's can mean nothing,just an absurd ritual.When real fights occur timing is often out of place and victors arent always proffesional fighters

[deathb4chivalry]

chuck norris will smash all of you

[ledbird9]

@deathb4chivalry True that!!!!

[joelsonolasco]

ha!!pela saco!!!!

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[super911fernando]

God Bless America :D

[DrGreenThumbs1]

Choriographed

[caregato69]

es chuck norris el creo el universo antes que el naciera xd

[tbarragan29]

Yeah, I hear that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, unfortuneatly for cancer victims, Chuck never cries.

[rrrbelo]

fake

[Chevalier765]

The kimono is a little too big for Chuck.

[Fouge642]

Not a kimono. Kimono is bigger. This just gee.

[8462848]

blatx acticng ;)

[damian1469]

This is the first time in my life i think i can take him.

[m2frogger]

I wouldn't say that..remember this is a demo which mean's he's obviously not giving his all,just what the public only need's to see.=]

[DrRockso99]

it is a demonstration, not a fight.

[MirkoMMA]

What a guillotine choke at 1:32 !!! LOL

[chuckycol]

chuck norris is a BEAST

[ac1dcs]

I hope you people know this is a set up... The other kid isn't even trying... rofl...

[Robin075]

yeah...its just an exibition

[ac1dcs]

Yea I know that,

but i think these chuck norris fan boys don't lol

[cones2005]

chuck porridge

[AliParada]

this poor kid died a couple of days after filming due to round house related injuries, the police were too afraid to take down the man responsible

[TheThunderCunt]

what kid?

[lallope]

chuck is a man like all men he has his faults in a contest anything can happen. chuck like any actor is an actor just like bruce was not taking anything from them but be real.

[lallope]

remember bruce lee was an actor

[scaprslayer]

bruce lee can ko chuck norris stfu who said no one survives a fight against chuck norris he fails

[talos1510]

look at the chuck norris' gi: it is 3 sizes bigger than him..ha ha ha

[outlawkelb]

chuck norris uses the art of humping to distract its prey O.o

[swatty90]

HAHAHA GOLD

[soO0p]

Chuck norris use wallhack!

[bluemystic7501]

Chuck Norris has been holding his breath since 1992.

[hittttttman]

can you put the first part in it where chuck show some kicks and punches with jean frenette that will be a big favor to me hope you do that

best regards

[kazuya1196]

You can tell they weren't really fighting, 'cause the other guy is still alive. No one survives a fight against Chuck Norris.

[scaprslayer]

stfu noob bruce lee will kill chuck norris

[bquil3479]

How many times can Chuck Norris make a guy tap out in five minutes? As many times as he wants!

[Dapperdan2009]

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

[johnsmdm]

Chuck Norris is Germany and Bruce Lee is German..not to dapper..

[dawndevil100]

actually chuck norris lives outside of navasota...i live in college station..fairly close. but good try

[chaseindie]

this is rubbish. total redundancy. hahahaha!

[safa1974]

they both live in dallas texas. chuck is a student of carlos and trains at his school. this is just a demonstration. Carlos could kill chuck in less than a minute. jeez. i live in dallas myself and train at star jiu-jitsu.

[JackiePaquito]

You can tell they where really fighting with the way he taps!

[marine878]

chuck norris is a God

[jorgealfredo2008]

qu buen jiu jitsu de chuck norris

[BlackFarrapo]

Chuck Norris is the only one that could BEAT FEDOR !!

GO Chuck Norris!!!

[BlackFarrapo]

Chuck Norris is good on JIU JITSU!!!

[Putrefraction]

Chuck norris once went to the virgin islands.

When he left shortly thereafter, they were renamed The Islands.

[Ostgrindarn]

lol xD

[mellowmark1]

That guy sure taps out easy.

[TaeIeon]

exhibition ;)

[mellowmark1]

Yeah I know.

[teamventure08]

that guy is one of the machado brothers. don't know who they are? look it up. i can guarentee you he dosn't tap out easy. you can ask chuck himself about it.

[mellowmark1]

I was being facetious. I understand this is merely a demonstration.

[gunnersup]

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris

[Morr1992]

it kinda makes sense, doesnt it?