Though not completely accurate and mostly a generalization, this rant reminds me of all the reasons I need to escape this horrid state. When it comes to the physical state itself, it's really beautiful and can be enjoyable but the idiotic residents have to ruin everything.
I would say the one down vote comes from someone from Florida... but I don't think anyone from Florida is smart enough to click the thumbs down button... let alone being smart enough to use a computer.
Miami is a fun town, but you can lose all your money quick, still fun. It's true that Florida is basically an open air prison, they have lax extradition laws to other states, a lot of beach bums are felons. (usually shit like GTA rather than homocide 1).
A guy just pulled a gun in a parent teacher conference in Florida. He bafflingly spray painted a "V" on the wall like from "V for Vendetta", even though that movie and comic had nothing in common with what he did, and he kept making incorrect references and was incompetent with the gun, only managing to hurt and kill himself.
A lot people in FL are crazy, I've lived here all my life and it's like there's something in the sun or maybe it's the gators that make people crazy/stupid.
@rrrjjjmmm100 why the fuck does this comment have so many negative votes.....fuck those jealous bitches.....also people are really wrong about the panhandle....there are rednecks here but not a WHOLE lot
lol, i live in florida it's so true. the most fucked up shit happens here. at least once a week there's a dark, disturbing news story and it's always a pedophile/murderer that finds a way to commit the 'act' within a mile of disney world.
Yeah I've lived there it's the fucking strap on of America for sure.
FaKeYoUrGoD 1 month ago
Yup, this is absolutely true.
towlebucket 2 months ago
3:17 Guilty in Florida would be the good name of a country song/ rock album
IRoch86 2 months ago
i live in florida and its all hispanics blacks and white trash
parkerboggs89 3 months ago
White trash funnel lol
weezil500 5 months ago
'merica's wang
Justen1980 8 months ago
Jimmy Buffet lives in Florida, enough reason for me to avoid it.
pretorious700 9 months ago
Though not completely accurate and mostly a generalization, this rant reminds me of all the reasons I need to escape this horrid state. When it comes to the physical state itself, it's really beautiful and can be enjoyable but the idiotic residents have to ruin everything.
pioneerscalps 10 months ago
@pioneerscalps
ditto for Arizona ;(
elBorrachoGuapo 9 months ago
I would say the one down vote comes from someone from Florida... but I don't think anyone from Florida is smart enough to click the thumbs down button... let alone being smart enough to use a computer.
newyy1 10 months ago
@newyy1 Well I'm from FL and I'm not that stupid!
TransmissionFilms 7 months ago
i loved the last five seconds. unexpected. priceless.
strigen 1 year ago
Miami is a fun town, but you can lose all your money quick, still fun. It's true that Florida is basically an open air prison, they have lax extradition laws to other states, a lot of beach bums are felons. (usually shit like GTA rather than homocide 1).
TheFernist 1 year ago
A guy just pulled a gun in a parent teacher conference in Florida. He bafflingly spray painted a "V" on the wall like from "V for Vendetta", even though that movie and comic had nothing in common with what he did, and he kept making incorrect references and was incompetent with the gun, only managing to hurt and kill himself.
FLOOOORIIDAAAAAA!
FlyingOverTr0ut 1 year ago
@FlyingOverTr0ut dude i remeber seeing that on the news.....it happened in my hometown XD
yekky22 8 months ago
A lot people in FL are crazy, I've lived here all my life and it's like there's something in the sun or maybe it's the gators that make people crazy/stupid.
TheSirJecht 1 year ago 2
i'll take miami over philly any day, adam.
noman90 1 year ago
WOW..
spamstoper3 1 year ago
fuck you ass hole
496gonfishin 1 year ago
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rrrjjjmmm100 2 years ago
@rrrjjjmmm100 florida sucks. shit beaches, fucked up people, and the elderly. who the fuck wants to live there
robert2kthousand 2 years ago 7
@robert2kthousand Florida's a great state! My advice: Stay away from Miami.
BrownDogProductions1 2 years ago
well its not like you can understand anyone there if you speak English.
seroyer2 2 years ago
@BrownDogProductions1 miami's the best part of florida, they have hot bitches....everywhere else in FLA is rednecks
tomlambsays 1 year ago
1/2 my redneck family is from there, think god I'm a west coaster. born in Oregon damn proud of it.
seroyer2 2 years ago
@rrrjjjmmm100 why the fuck does this comment have so many negative votes.....fuck those jealous bitches.....also people are really wrong about the panhandle....there are rednecks here but not a WHOLE lot
yekky22 8 months ago
lol, i live in florida it's so true. the most fucked up shit happens here. at least once a week there's a dark, disturbing news story and it's always a pedophile/murderer that finds a way to commit the 'act' within a mile of disney world.
TheHuntress144 2 years ago 25
So true! My jerk ex husband moved to.... Florida! Oh yes!
MadameBeekeeper 2 years ago 10