Lesbian Fashion 4 - Thongs are wrong

[neonpinksapphire]

Where r her legs!?

[devilshomie]

Thongs to me are kind of gross

[angesoleil7707]

Hi, would you please tell me: what is the song that was played in German at the end of this video?  I love it! What group is that?

[jackass7808]

Ahaha

[dancegirl104]

Wearing Boy shorts right now!! They make my bootay look AH-MAZING!

[iAnnouska]

boy shorts are freaking cute.

[Rfukinlady95]

God i love this show

[ipodloverinCA]

Boy shorts are the best

[mamitachocolate]

I wear thongs, boy shorts, cotton panties, etc. I don't discriminate lol. I am definitely most comfy in some cotton Hanes that come in the packs from Walmart though.

[IpwnzU6ixty9ine]

Im a guy and one time i got wedgied by my friends in class and i wasnt gonna just pick in out right there so i sat there and then i after a whil i got used to the wedgie lol

[megan3761]

is diane keaton a les?

[G41MCombo]

straight and bi women are far more hotter than lesbians. 

[Naessly]

I always thought I'd hate thongs but the first time I wore one, I really loved it!

It doesn't feel like a wedgie at all. As a matter of fact, you can't even feel the darned thing xD feels like you're not wearing underwear.

I prefer cute panties though, or boy shorts like FM897

[CRAZYPICKLEJUICE45]

@Naessly are you serious it really doesnt feel like a wedgie

[Naessly]

@CRAZYPICKLEJUICE45

I swear :) well it probably depends on which thong you're wearing but if you choose the right one, it should feel like you're not wearing anything.

[CRAZYPICKLEJUICE45]

@Naessly that is so cool and i didnt think you would answere me back either lol

[black4pienus]

@CRAZYPICKLEJUICE45 the first time I wore a thong, I wanted to pull it out of my ass all day. lol. but now I don't even feel them anymore. and it's way better for when you wear tight pants and stuff, because you don't see the lines of your underwear on your butt.

[Amstarr01]

I've never tried wearing a thong, but I imagine it must feel like someone giving you a wedgie with a bit of cheese wire.

[UniversalMinded]

i tried wearing a thong years ago and hated it, very uncomfortable, but i'd wear one in a second if my woman asked me to, she's so hot she could get me to wear anything, i'd just have to bare it.

[wasupdog4]

some people do enjoy wearing thongs, ask Wayne Brady

[gyqz]

@bakkbear Ich bin immer Pro Ellen!! And to all bible thumpers: I'm a gay male, but you leave the hell lesbians alone! The only 'crime' lesbian women commit is loving another woman...is that really so bad?? How about you going against your God and spreading hate?? It is bad enough that within the LGBT 'community' people are up against eachother...we don't need you to enforce that! We all need to open our hearts and respect the love every human being has for another person!

[nardinodr]

ugh hate thongs...hate'emmm

[tookietookie123]

Press 8 lol

[Missteree87]

i wish diane keaton were gay. she is so hot at any age

[missmuggledetector]

You people do know that they have no show panty-line panties right? I hate thongs, never wear them. They're not comfortable, and they do have panties that do not show and are super comfy.

Now leave me alone to get my cotton South Park panties :P

[SeezyMaryJaynexx]

Thongs really are comfortable. Hahahah. I've been wearing them since I was like. . In sixth grade.

[DieAuferstehung2011]

I love Diane! The older the lovelier!

[Stephernova]

get the right size and you're good.

[luvdin]

Hey, I have an idea: Why doesn't everyone stop obsessing over undergarments? Buy whatever the hell you want. Is it really worth the time to argue about thongs? How stupid.

[Torkgasmicgirl8]

Tell me thong wearers...what is the point in wearing a thong? There is absolutely no point to them. You would be as well wearing nothing!

[rukovodstvo]

you just have to pick thongs with a string so thin you really don't feel anything. I don't see a point in thongs with a string wider than 5mm/0.2 inches. It seems that many people don't understand the difference that the string's width makes. Regular underwear annoys me because it always finds a way to get in my butt and then I have to get it out.

[jinalebcooll]

btw there are underwears that are slim.. so stop the bulls*hit about u hate when it shows the lines, i never had problem wearing thight jeans or leggings or whatever pants and showed the lines...... but they all have drawing on it... so only if u wear everyday white pants or u wear everyday a transparent dress, u have no excuse of not wearing regulor underwear...

[jinalebcooll]

I agree thongs are wrong.. the only time I wear thongs it is when I wear a dress that is so tight that if i wear regular underwears u can see the lines (i wore dresses like that only twice) and a white pants (that i wore only once)...

[william0999]

lol im from Australia and from the tittle i thought that they were talking about filp flops :D

[TheMANGO107]

@william0999 flip flops? really ? they are called thongs, and im talking about the footwear :P

[orhugs]

LOL U turned me down, well yeah Diane because you don't know how to dress!

[FM897]

Forget what you've heard: the ONLY time thongs are comfortable is when they are not actually thongs, but g-strings, and you can't feel them. Otherwise, they are annoying as shit. If you're going to wear thongs or g-strings, only wear them for a short period of time - like when you're going to be taking them off within a few hours ;) Wearing them all day, everyday is just ASKING for an infection. Seriously, folks!

[FM897]

Boy shorts are way sexier than thongs, in my opinion, and a simple pair of white, cotton panties can be soooo hot. No need for butt floss, really.

[Torkgasmicgirl8]

@FM897 ...ha ha ha ...totally agree...butt-floss..ha ha ha

[ceemostbeautiful09]

is diane keaton gay?

[britrob24]

I don't understand why people are AFRAID of a pantyline lol

Maybe your clothes shouldn't be so tight... and they have panties that cover you but don't have lines.

I'm not against thongs, but I AM against seeing your crack 4 inches out of your pants and/or the back section of your panties being nowhere near your body because it's completely hanging out of your pants.

[caseyandkristin1]

I think thong are comfy ... I guess I'm the only 13 year old girl that thinks so tho

[rack1114]

@caseyandkristin1 gross

[jinalebcooll]

@caseyandkristin1 a 13 year old should not wear thongs.. where are ur parents??:S you can have infections, this is wrong!

[whalewatcher321]

The only reason why I wear them...is so i don't get panty lines. Thats it. I don't like wearing them...but i just really dont want people to see underwear lines.

[sneekz07]

@whalewatcher321 You don't want people to see your panty line? You rather them see your jiggling ass right lol.

[jimi127lrs]

@alemeyo You really shouldn't wear anything "down there" 3 days in a row. That's just not hygienic. =:0P

[chulita89]

is das 2raumwohnung??

[shottynot]

seriously i thought they were bagging out thongs as in shoes. devastated until i realised....

[2008mandy2008]

they obv haven't tried wearing one ye can't feel it :L

[ninjastealth86]

thongs are pointless. not just for girls, but even for guys. Why where underwear thats uncomfortable and unsanitary

[badejob]

i think the only reason for thongs is to avoid panty lines so thats the only time i wear them

[alemeyo]

for those who say that they don't wear thongs cuz they feel it and it's uncomfortable it's not totally true

i used to think that way...

but trust me after you wear them 3 days in a row you won't feel it anymore...you get used to it very quickly

[MoetetChandon]

I love how spastic Diane Keaton is lol. Her laugh is contagious!

[goodpants42]

see i wear thongs i cant feel it its not like all up there but i dont feet it

[mygoatisdead]

I'm a guy and I never liked thongs on women, they're so trashy looking. I like the usual panties much better.

[afonscp]

I don't wear thongs. I love when a sexy woman wears a thong. And I'm a woman. =D

[pmurcyard]

Whats that like?.... I dont know.... LOL!!!!

[SweetnLove18]

you are my heart ellen.... let me make you my wife!

[sassyfras000]

God Ellen makes me laugh!!! I want a pair :)

Btw, plain cotton gstrings can be comfy- esp for exercising cause they don't give you a wedgie like full briefs can when you jump around. That said, I don't know how ladies wear the lacy ones with the wide back bit all day- hello ouch in your back bit!?

[guitarismypassion11]

Thongs are stupid no one even sees your underwear

[tacanaca94]

i wear booty shorts lol my man wont let me wear thongs i dont like em either "objects in panties are smaller than they appear "lmao

[xoxmemoryxox]

lmfao lol that woman, laughing so much!

[OliviaSkylar]

Hahahhaha

I totally agree with Diane and Ellen!

[melissahines304i]

i uploadez new vidz

[brotmann86]

on girls i think it looks okay but on guys oh no never

[motorcity14]

@sadye07 me 2! lmao

[barfasana69]

i'm a lesbian - i wear nothing.

[solidysnake1]

ellen giving out underwear is one of the best things about this show lol lo

[cocystone]

gooooooooooooooooooooood

[oteshannon]

is diane keating a lesbian?

[mollosaur]

@oteshannon Nope. She said she's ''given up on love'' according to wikipedia. She had a think with Woody Allen before, though.

[serieslover88]

the 'i don't know' part is the best!!love it..!

[Dulliopi]

i love ellen :D

[samanthawaychad]

chicken?

[LisaEfan]

hallo

wie kommst du zu diesem vid ?

[YankeeDoodlePoodle]

this is so random

[ellenmorgane]

please i'm french and can you help me please what said ellen to 0:54 and to 1:01 and what said diane to 1:06 because she laugh both!! and i would like to know why!!

thanks a lot everybody!!!

[kymxx3]

heyy!

ellen said " they say that you dont feel anything, but i think that that's all you would feel between[your butt cheeks]..."

the diane said "i know, its sort of like a sexual experience"

then ellen said " well maybe thats why they like it"

so basically they were joking about how wearing a thong/g-string is a sexual experience

hope i hepled slightly!!

[Persephone121]

(they're talking about wearing thongs)

ellen: they say that you don't feel anything, i'd think that that's all you'd feel.... something between...

diane: i know! it's sorta like a sexual experience

ellen: well maybe that's why they like it.

diane: (laughing) but what's that like

[chahi08]

ellen a 0.54 dit a diane que justement les filles qui portent un thong ne ressentent rien, diane lui repond « sa doit etre un genre d'experience sexuelle» (tout le monde rient) et après diane ajoute « sa ressemble a quoi ''cette experience''» (rire) et finalement ellen lui dit « tu devrais peut-etre en porter si tu te souviens plus sa ressemblent a quoi» Donc en gros, elles rient car c a caractere sexuelle.

Voila ! Hope you understand everything xox

[oneofathree]

I think they're talking about Because I Said So.

Diane is one of my favorite actresses of all time.

[bananie272]

what movie are they talking about?

[Mandy5029]

Diane is beautiful, love her

[silkiellie]

maybe you should start wearing thongs then =))

[ELLEN7873]

you can write this because is not true they don't choose to be gay!love come and that all! ellen is the most beautiful;generous and natural person i have never meet. we just haven't the same opinion

[CriminalMinds89]

You met her!!!!!

Omg!!!!!

So jealous lol.

[CriminalMinds89]

Can you keep writing your opinions up because I am cracking up...so funny.

Keep calling me a filthy brute baby it's a total turn on...I like talking dirty :P.

Why does religion have to come into it?

I was born this way, I was born gay: say it loud say it proud because I'm here to stay!

[JessieFaye92]

My god with what all you bible bashers keep telling us is wrong, hell sounds like an absolutely delightful place :D

[amarieoflothlorien]

@JessieFaye92 If going to heaven means I will spent the rest of eternity will all those religious nutbags, I rather go to hell!

[guiding3your3abyss]

thongs are just sickening disgusting

indeed girls [and i mean; girls, not women] just wear them, 'cause men tell so...

[softballchickity271]

thongs are the only thing i wear!!! seriously after wearing them for a little while you dont even notice they are there!!

[michuo2]

I hate thongs, girls just wears them because boys thinks its hot.

[SRCOS45]

I'll give you an experience diane

[Kemzii0x]

ive got a dislike towards them they look like they will give me a wedgyy

wedgys arent sexy :P

[TheLamelyNamed]

Thongs irritate my butt hole, its like a tug of war between my ass. It burns!!!!!! Call the fire department!!!

Unhygienic too, since I have a low vagina like some people. The part of the thong that is giving my butt hole rope burns sometimes migrate to my vagina and URghhhhhhh, disgusting.

I prefer skintight seamless brief if I dont want my panties lines to show.

Pardon my language, I live with my brothers and daddy, my mom died before I was born. I'm kinda tomboyish.

[cubanbabe13]

Lol

[damnitw]

thats good to know

[TheLamelyNamed]

ANyhow, thongs are ok if you can bear the discomfort, nobody is going to dictate that you shouldnt wear it, to each their own, even if its owning your butt crack like a dental floss.

Ouchey.

But its still a stupid invention, probably made by male designers (like most female clothing).

LOL.

[martinadebrasi]

i don't get them either

[girlloverxoxo432]

well I wear thongs, lol... :D I am a lesbian to.. but I love Ellen and I can see why some people don't wear them... =)

[princessDxbnation]

@girlloverxoxo432 soo amm you are a lesbian .. How do you feel being a lesbian > < ? X)

[aqstoy]

beer is an acquire taste so is coffee!!

wearing a thong is hmmm what? just have to experience it!!

got thong?

[Janegreen41]

very funny, but why bother wearing any at all...lol

[zinara]

i totally agree with them! I don't understand why people wear thongs ;p

[Xxmusiclover987xX]

i recently went on vacation to the US and while shopping I realized that the american underwear market is all about grannys panties!!! lol I'm sorry I found it very shocking because I love thongs and in my country grannys panties or hipsters are not as common as thongs...and the weirdest thing of all was that i got my period there and didn't find "thong shaped" pads!!!!!!!!!!!

that's just weird....for a moment i felt like in the twilight zone, me and my sisters couldn't believe it.

[Serenityblu23]

they make thong shaped pads?

[Xxmusiclover987xX]

haha yeah! those are the only ones I use!! :)

totally recommendable, lol!

[sWeEtSkItTlez]

That's exactly what I was thinking lol

[weazly13]

@zinara

I don't understand it either! It looks like a constant wedgie.

[kamakaze112]

@zinara no panty lines :)

[hillari111]

@zinara cause they feel better than (full butt?) underwear. they don't bunch up in your crack.

[mkenyon1978]

@hillari111 they don't bunch up, are you serious, that is exactly what they do, they are always up your crack,

[LeniiiRocks]

@mkenyon1978 Thongs are like underwear that is up your crack. You know when your underwear is that tight, that it just "creeps" up your crack all the time? That's like a thong. And really, they're like that all the time & You can't change it.. One thing everyone´, thongs make your ass look tiny o.o

[hillari111]

@mkenyon1978 you're right. they are always up your crack, but like i said- they don't bunch up like full underwear do. you can't judge them if you don't wear them.

[superdude518]

@zinara

[imashinydime]

Sehr komisch ^ ^

[sweetbutdaring]

everyone has an orientation as long as you're human.

[TheDunHorse]

damn u

[ypseldypsel]

haha her laughter is so cute. i like her. she seems to be nice and funny. and ellen is the best!

thanx for sharing

[aqstoy]

wonderfully done thanks for sharing

[BeaHansen]

das so geil..zum feiern komisch

[cari907]

i love this song

[khtx]

Hallo hallo.

Also ich frag jetzt mal auf deutsch dann kriegen es nicht alle mit LOL. Ist peinlich das fragen zu müssen aber was sagt Diane bei 1:00

[poldi911]

"It's sort of like a sexual experience."

[klinsfrau14]

Sie sagt: sexual experience. Was übersetzt soviel wie sexuelle Erfahrung heißt.

[Reddeath89]

What's the name of the song at the beginning ?

[Jbellaire]

"Make Someone Happy" I think it's Doris Day singing it...not sure

[teimmise]

how are thongs comfortable!! lol

[k2a4]

thongs are awesome!!

[buffyangellove4evr]

I love the movie they are talking about :) And thongs are icky...

[bermyWHAT]

what's the song at the beginning???

[breezyjojofan]

lol, fresh junk in this trunk

[trhpeanut13]

If you're a black woman, you should understand discrimination more than anyone.

it doesn't matter if you're black, white, gay, straight.

it hurts all the same.

[Careelo]

AMEN

[Dallas3212]

preach it boy/girl!

[ghostofjamie]

LMFAO!! i hate thongs hhahaha they feel wierd!!!

[airasweetie]

please are you scared of hell? it´s not even something that exist.

you should worry more about getting robbed in the street. you christians crack me up!

[Dallas3212]

shut up u little btich

[danca0]

HAHAA SOrrryy i ment lMAO

[danca0]

HAHA THAT WAS HALORIOUS LAMO

[airasweetie]

ohh so that´s true. the next time you talk to god tell him I would like two kids in the future, one boy and one girl.

and also ask if god´s got any advice on how we should solve the worlds poverty problem.

yeah that was all have a nice day you idiot:)

[ewlalah]

LMAO, that cracked me up! you gotta love these ladies.

[hollydaytimetv]

Objects in in panties are smaller than they appear!!! LMAO!!

[NeverAshcroft]

whats the song called right at the beginning. does anyone know?

[bakkbaer]

Doris Day - Make someone happy

[NeverAshcroft]

thanks a lot :)

[amiguiss1824]

does anyone know who sings the song that comes in the end? plz w/b thanx

[bakkbaer]

artists: 2raumwohnung

song: Mädchen mit Plan

album: in wirklich

[lizpop77]

did anyone else notice diane keaton is missing her right leg?

hmm?

[LexCooBukaba]

xD she's sitting on her leg

this is so hilarious

[sibhie6]

Lol I just noticed

[SimpleBum]

haha it does look like shes missin it

[queblevia]

my jaw just dropped. (because of d.k.'s comment. )

i love ya ELLEN AND PORTIA! :D

[HildeHenderson]

did she indeed?

[elysium212521]

what's the name of the music in the introduction? =)

[bakkbaer]

make someone happy, doris day

[bteieteie]

how can i purchase these panties?

[WOWISTHEWORLDKNOW]

eLLEN IS SOOO FRINKING FUNNY.

[LucyKateRachel]

Two great women! Such personalities and talent!

[petpplluv]

bahaha objects may be smaller than they appear lmfao

[80s90slover]

that s funny!diane keaton is so talented!

[ILoveMichaelJ4Life]

lmao ok