BF3 - Knife Vs. Blowtorch

[MyKakec]

Are u gonna repairt him?

[MrPSboss]

BF3 rule #152: dont ever tea bag a dead body, otherwise you get snipe.

[KRONIKoKIDDYoFIDDLER]

Hahahahaha mean

[tacticalproducer]

Bitch you just brought a knife to a blowtorch fight

[bfctbone]

this game is just awful

[fredshrubb30]

LMFAO love the tea bag after the wicked kill

[xHacK1000]

SNIPER win XD

[bryankhong1]

i have a feeling wovn killed him

[sushi1942]

Blowtorch wins! Plus a free tea-bag!

lol

[ItaloComedy]

FUCKING SNIPERS

[iTzchito]

Players face @ 00:20 :D

Players face @ 00:24 D:

[nolodragon]

carma bit u in the ass XD

[WweEdgeRatedR]

remember doing this a noob in the beta

[comorulez]

only use the knife when your behind the person an no one around, up close an personal use the repair tool its the best weapon of choose dont have it...SHOOT THE MOTHA FUCKA!!!!

[CARROTSnow]

Don't you just hate bitches.....oh I mean snipers

[elitehero36]

YOU JUST GOT SNIPED THE FUCK OUT

[SuperCoolLemon]

ahhh my eyes they burn from the shitty console graphics!

[msmfqasq]

of cource the black guy has the knife

[Carlosagc10]

awesome Tbag and everything... watch out! shoot!

[TheRandom2099]

This should be on comedycentral or somethin like dat

[EpicMetalCovers]

Il only ever use a knife in battlefield if they have there back turned.

[dzikputih]

what will happen if sniper vs blowtorch and sniper lose..? o.O

[hakimi87]

console players....................

[blizard72]

Those karma caliber bullets hurt don't they?

[DerUberStern]

as the saying goes, Dont bring a knife to a torch fight, and consequently, dont bring a torch to a gun fight.

[CustomMethod]

sniper vs. repair tool. :0

[CaioMribeiro95]

I did the same thing in the same spot, i really tought it was me in that video lol

[H3c70rit0]

You aren't supposed to be able to hear the sound of the bullet that kills you, it's simple math, if the bullet travels faster than sound (which does by a long shot) you should just die, and 0.5 seconds after the sound should come, anyway, the death animation should come earlier than the deflagration sound.

[MC3carcritic]

Karma bitchslapped you with a bullet after that teabag of yours

[NightPro08]

stupid normal sissy mode....go hardcore

[soulnomod]

@NightPro08 In hardcore people use snipers like there is no tommorow ...

[TheInternetSurfer144]

Stop moving i'm trying to fix you!

[MrChillaxed]

sniper was like 'try and tea bag this'

[rodneyeagle187]

lol karma sniper dont like tea bag :P

[TheZenheiser]

@rodneyeagle187 This comment made my day :D

[btiny101]

@rodneyeagle187 exsactly xD

[kezza8880]

i like how when he died it made the knife kill sound lmao

[HeavyMetalGurke]

teabag

[541rick]

u know what they say never bring a knife to a blowtorch fite.

XD

[jetgeo4]

lmao that was crazy

[SolidSnake3131]

Gotta throw in that T-bag for good measure. 

[333dtk]

hahahah FetusPuncher

[gtafan714]

ok now lets see whats going on in cod land oo some1 got quickscoped and now hes being teabagged

[The0Russian0]

Meanwhile in MW3, someone calls a care package.

[theKINGalw2002]

whats ur ps3 name

[Ex184]

fail @ the end

[rollercoasterfreak36]

no one but you Tea-bags in BF3

[MrEyeTroll]

@rollercoasterfreak36 that was sooo tea-bag worthy though.

[Patrik00003]

hahahahaha !!

[Dipmychipinyourdip]

@AwesomexAndy Futurama is the shit.

[FuRiOosMoNKy]

Never use...knif in battlefield 3!

[hopper11995]

@FuRiOosMoNKy lol and in cod its like the best weapon in the whole damn game

[FuRiOosMoNKy]

@hopper11995 yeah, it's terrible man. The knives in CoD seem to be cheated :D

[JuliusIngason]

@FuRiOosMoNKy hmm have you ever heard of noob hunting!!! i survived a whole game whith out dying only using the knife my K,D was: 11-0 suck that

[FuRiOosMoNKy]

@JuliusIngason Okay, okay, that's good. If you wanna know, I've done the same think but my K,D was: 32-1 (1=suicide with a grenade :D). I don't say you can't kill with a knif, but only that it's too long to use it and not practice specialy when you play agressif and go in the middle of an ennemy group to knif them all like in BBC2! But yes, life is hard sometime ;)

[TheQuantumGamers]

@FuRiOosMoNKy ITS FUCKING KNIFE WITH A E NOT KNIF WTF IS THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT

[Finalshot2142]

@TheQuantumGamers An e would be proper grammar you "idiot".

[TheQuantumGamers]

@Finalshot2142 FUCKING IDIOT READ MY COMMENT OVER AGAIN IT SAYS THAT HE WROTE IT AS KNIF AND I SAID WITH A E AS IN KNIFE

[FuRiOosMoNKy]

@TheQuantumGamers knif is shorter than knifE, I'm lazy when I write. :D But you know how to speak english, that's cool. If you want I can give you a chocolate medal :P. But instead of answering to my comments (yeah, it's too stupid) go see Gatonovela :D!

[Finalshot2142]

@TheQuantumGamers No I mean that proper grammar would be an e, not a e. I never said anything about your spelling, idiot.

[PhilSchmidheiny]

@FuRiOosMoNKy exept on camping snipers that are completely oblivious of anything outside their scope

[FuRiOosMoNKy]

@PhilSchmidheiny Yeah that's right, fortunately :D

[Beastpurek0]

Eh I burnt a dick off of a sniper before.

[TheZak75]

I just loved the " I fucked you" Moment . I used to do it counter strike ! That was juste WONDERFULL !

[1nbred]

xD he kills dude with knife and goes like "Hell yeah i own noobs like you" then repairs tank and gets a bullet in is back :D

[RussianMetalhead666]

aaaaaaahahahaha fucking rediciloooouuus hahahahaha

[booommmful]

Buncha fags on psn

[BookwormOnLive]

they should have blow torch matches like halo has grifball or defibulators

[zero4430]

meanwhile,some one in call of duty lounges after the person who shot them in the neck

[Gabeusumaki4]

0:26 karma's

[samsungusername1]

^to the top comment^: never bring a blow torch to a sniper fight either

[hougiiou]

Never Bring a Blowtorch to a Sniper Fight.

[howyudoin91]

teabagging always results in instant death by sniper/long range rifle

[bunker931]

karma is a bitch

[420Rokn]

You got what you deserved, tbagger

[Ryfasol]

@420Rokn Guy deserved to be teabagged.. Had the jump on him, and had a superior weapon. Only reason he lost was because of pure stupidity.

[cadetsergeant1]

you deserved the shot in the end... only kids tbag now

[PlebNC]

I applaud your use of an unorthodox melee weapon, deplore your teabagging and congradulate the sniper for restoring internet karma.

[DISEASEOFNORM]

TBAG SNIPER AVENGER!

[Tovvelful]

console? nthnx

[danuk500]

Knifes are useless in that game if the enemy is facing you :/

[WikkuPL]

rock paper scissors

defib torch knife

[nothingnessx2]

reference is futurama damn it

[Dylaneen]

i think he wrote knives vs blowjobs

[TreverKoch]

This man's YouTube name is fetus puncher good lord what has this world come to?

[hershey680]

Ahhh, you're a tea-bagg'n faggot!

[VoVikMakaR]

all in all guns win xD

[JAMIEJ312]

Iol I'm so good oh just got killed wtf

[cbbatista]

that shit was funny

[apob2010]

blowtorch VS sniper>>>> sniper win wahooooo

[dcmarentes]

killed the asshole but then forgot the back 

[seth5486]

I love how the sniper got him in the end. haha

[dalton35100]

sv98 wins!

[OMGitsSCHNUCKUMS]

man lil wayne bleeds alot

[zxReCKleSsz]

@OMGitsSCHNUCKUMS haha its funny because lil wayne is black too..stupid fuck

[OMGitsSCHNUCKUMS]

@zxReCKleSsz no srysly that mo fo looks like lil wayne

[CombatKyle]

lol somebody cant handle their high sensitivity 

[Chipilango]

too much Hostal

[rufas163]

Knife! Knife! Knife!

Wtf!? Die! Ahh!!

Drops dead*

troll.

[M3G4G0TH]

aahahah NICE MATE NICE ahahahhhaha

[jedimindtricks87]

LOLOLOLOL

[cayo14yo]

burn baby burn

[brunoneto2010]

ahahah

[TheArtillero99]

*black guy sees the video * wut da foq nigguh ? im goin' tuuh kill 'em fuckin' racist beeches

[AwesomexAndy]

Blowtorch burns knife.. But snipers shoot blowtorches, and knives cut snipers! Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for snipers. And bring me a blowtorch.

xD Who gets the reference..

[psmotherman]

@AwesomexAndy Kif sighs... yes Zap Brannigan lol

[bladestorm175334]

@AwesomexAndy trolololo!

[awestm11]

@AwesomexAndy how very neutral of you

[f4nt0mh43d]

@AwesomexAndy FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!!!!

[AwesomexAndy]

@f4nt0mh43d Futurama > Family Guy.

[Airsoftdude216]

@AwesomexAndy american dad?

[TheMcfw]

@AwesomexAndy Uhhhm... Team America?

[VRedSkull]

@TheMcfw The hint is "Kiff".

Zapp Brannigan from Futurama musing about rocks, paper and scissors.

[meloncake12967]

@AwesomexAndy HEHEHEHHEHEH I get it...Gosh why am I so weird?

[IhearaHunter117]

@AwesomexAndy Lol ok Zapp

[Stickbabiga]

@AwesomexAndy *sigh* yes captain

[uberninja000]

@AwesomexAndy not me

[Xrift87]

Torch beats Knife, Sniper shot beats knife...

[Xrift87]

Snipershot beats Torch i mean ;p

[6yka66RUS]

Upcoming patch will increase torch damage to players and vehicles, same as knife damage, knife hit will take 50% of ur health

[TheBladePenguin]

Don't bring death to a fight. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[jsissle10]

lol that was such a funny fight, it was so quite but deadly.

[MrJason1142]

HAHA at the end like a boss *sniped* damn :(

[Outlawz404]

lol

[REMIXxxxARTZ]

YAY i killed a guy! BOOM! DAMNIT THEY GOT ME!

[GeraldBLazy]

What was with the Dog Tag steal sound when he died?

[MrZvarri]

@GeraldBLazy

thats cause if the enemy wouldnt have died, the enemy would have instantknifed this guy who filmed. the enemy was a little behind/sideways and at that point there is a high possibility that you get instantknife action :) but sadly he died before he had the chance to knife him. thats the reason for the sound ^^

[OpsSoSHD]

Never Bring a Knife to a Blowtorch Fight

[RequiemPwnagePSN]

@OpsSoSHD Never bring a blowtorch to a sniper fight.

[OpsSoSHD]

@RequiemPwnagePSN lol

[OpsSoSHD]

@RequiemPwnagePSN i kinda knew it was going to get top comment

[Karasamune]

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[MrFireball31]

lol

[PlasticCyberNaut]

0:25 Karma is a Bish huh? XD

[quailde250]

givin more t-bags than lipton i see

[STxGamingProductions]

@quailde250 Got that from epic rap battles of history

[efrain1993]

he didnt kill him with blowtorch i noticed he knife at the end



[CripNYC]

@efrain1993 it's written Repair tool when he killed him so I think this isn't knife.

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[MrBrightside360]

Blowtorch FTW!

[TheKillerGMBH]

SV98 WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thatonetallblondeguy]

"Sarge, I've eliminated the enemy with my blow torch."

"Good job soldier. Commence the Tea-bagging."

[ihazdaforks]

Lol

[xXjay40Xx]

Am i the only one to notice the name ot the guy tjat killed him? FetusPuncher

[booommmful]

Y are those graphics so gay... O ps3

[MW2fabian]

@booommmful STFU, go compare something useful, like Mac and Windows you fuarcken useless piece of shit, just get off YouTube and troll something else if your so damn bored.

[az0997711]

sniper win

[RandomUsersUnited]

Hahahaha Classic, Maybe You Might Have Learnt That Teabagging Results In Total Humilation.

[omaDeadlyTaco]

why cant the defibrillator kill?

WHY?!

[l0lzh4ckz]

@omaDeadlyTaco The defibrillator can kill. Just search for it. 

[omaDeadlyTaco]

@l0lzh4ckz wow really?

ive tried so many times while i was close enough i could taste the other player

well ill try some more then thanks for letting me know

[Jlawson165]

@omaDeadlyTaco It doesn't 1 hit like it used to in BC2. If you keep trying you'll eventually get a defib kill.

[supa9870]

sir.you just rejected a knife by the sound of 00:17

[DiamondPickHD]

0:23 thats what i call instant karma

[struiksniper]

Knife Vs. Blowtorch

Sniper wins

[54warr]

well he just got.. BURNED! o i just had to say it

[Darkplay3r38]

Am I the only one who notices this all american infantry online are black! They are clones...

[syath1991]

sniper wins xD

[generallada123]

:DDD

[LOVEBABY30840]

moron......

[233someone]

hahahahahahah!!! what a dick! he get sniped lol! wtf?!:P

[John99MGC]

Ok that is what happens when you make a black guy even more burnt and ashy than any other black guy

[DoctorAntelope]

thats core for ya!

[Magnum8bit]

instant karma

[khosturtle]

@wetpixels likely hood of that being a HS...slim to none, he only had 32% health. a sniper bullet anywhere in the body could of killed him...just sayen

[Nigelngd]

@khosturtle It quite clearly shows the headshot logo next to the sniper, and also what self-respecting sniper can't get an easy headshot on a non-moving target?

[MastaSmack]

Knife < Blowtorch < Sniper rifle

[zerrierslizer1]

OK! now dick vs. blowjob! OH WAIT it's happening right now! =3

[EniacGaming]

@zerrierslizer1

is that ment to make sence? not slagging you but like......what?