Mike Tyson's Funniest Quotes

[jkatz44]

He was Muslim? Didn't know that...

[blaqjuggernaut]

this world would suck without Mike in it.

[alboooze]

allah

[thesynger]

Tyson is the ULTIMATE TROLL~!

[F4tmaniseatingsmints]

HAVE A NICE FIGHT MIKE...

FUCK OFF!

[sam4237]

i broke my back..Silence...what do you mean ur back...well my spinal!! that was funny yoo

[parknspark]

im on the zoloft to keep me from killin yall

[joemak13]

I didn't train for this fight, I had to bang my bestriend.

[Robin4ever1970]

my nigga!

[whitestone3591]

I WISH HE WOULD FUCK ME TILL I LOVE HIS CRAZY ASS

[BloodfromtheAshes]

1:15 - 1:30 = Epic Crazy lmfao!

[bucketz13]

Usually when a man tells another man he'll fuck em its usually considered gay but wen ya say it the way mike say it that's just boarderline unstable

[jsbeard18]

the funniest was "what part of ur back did u break?"

"well...spinal."

[dizzydadon804]

He b usin big words like a motherfucker

[dizzydadon804]

He like a thug ass Sylvester da cat

[TheLargeE94]

"Ill fuck you til you love me faggot!" I cried a little bit xD

[TokenPictures111]

lmao him and that word fornicate lol

[Dirtymoney8]

He gave a stripper a lap dance! That's ma nigga! Lol

[arreoman2]

I'll eat your asshole alive?

[YoungCalibur]

I BROKE MY BACK!!!........It's broken....

[omar2819]

yup! he will be remembered! mike tyson always keeps it real.. epic person

[MrJoelouisbarrow]

have a nice fight mike. fuck off !

[TheJaralto]

way to put the site name in the way of the subtitles. cliche but FAIL.

[jgrun8732]

@TheJaralto I ain't worried bout the site.

[thndrct218]

Mike Tyson is the greatest, not only for his quotes but his boxing ability

[TheSneakyPickle]

What's the song called?

[jgrun8732]

@TheSneakyPickle Song is "Requiem for a Dream" theme from the movie.

[ChauncyTalon]

@jgrun8732 that is a great movie also.

[yahsyi]

"i brok ma bac." 

[isaiah0137]

"I thacrifithe thow much in my life"

[joemak13]

"Im a big strong nigger that knocks people out and rapes people" - he said it sarcastically but those are his 2 favorite activities. ALL PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

[UT5000]

You what am i going to do I am not going to go and becone a rocket scientist all of a sudden!!!

Wow wasn't that a unique individual!!!

ALL PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!

[TurdJangler]

Spinal...

[jlscott81]

"I'll eat your asshole alive." WTF is that/

[MormonJew]

i broke my back!

[187Alen]

Ima kill dis mothaphukka.. okaaaay?

[Pmike2345]

"i'ma semi good husband. u kno wat i mean.........WHAT" LMAO!!! one the funniest things i ever heard

[vacioprofundo]

i broke my back



[xRedFoo209x]

LOL "you have a problem turn off your station" classic.....

[videomotion8]

what does he say against ruddock before saying i'll spare you, you should come and what?

[bannokphatz]

rapes people ,, rips off people...I LOOK UP TO YOU MIKE......I LOVE MIKE TYSON.....MY AMERICAN IDOL

[mauzerrs]

One and only!

The boxer of all time!

[mavric80]

iam a nigga!!!lol...my nigga

[Killalaz]

Why you gotta put music in it

[riceeater79]

Realest man no the planet, Tyson

[riceeater79]

baddest man no the planet, Tyson

[MrMasterplan91]

bull nutz on this guy....my man

[MrAmangreat]

i'm a nigga right? LOL

the besttttt

[jujubeans157]

"Ill fuck you till you love me faggot"lol If irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking alot of smoothies right now.

[Apjooz]

2:58 excellent!

[million1a2b]

@jackfantoe I love you

[SlapperMcBride]

My back is broken slightly

[AlboTiger7]

The only nigga who fights wit a broken back hahahhahah ma niggaa!!!!

MIKE TYSON IS A LEGEND, TRUE CHAMPION WARRIOR!

[zigzigerblat]

I love this guy.

[jackfantoe]

@zigzigerblat  i love you

[zigzigerblat]

@jackfantoe Awe Shucks.

[jackfantoe]

@zigzigerblat :)