"I talked to Jesse, and he advised me of not building a wall, 'cause in 10 years we may wanna get outta here. Hell, if Perry wins I may move to Mexico. And if Bell wins, I'll move to France with Barbara Streisand." - Kinky Friedman
Only a dumbass—a real dumbass—wouldn't understand the value of a real education. ... We're not even educating them. We're teaching them to test [on statewide standardized tests]. They won't know enough about the past, the future or the present. Teachers have got to be put back in charge....
We're running low on dinosaur wine. Pretty soon, it'll get to the point where we're paying a dollar a drop for gas. We've got to come up with some alternative fuel sources.
kinky please run for governor--somewhere--we all need a cowboy like you--to put things straight!
melollylolly 2 years ago
i need someone smart to keep me entertained
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME Fd
581493 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
im so b0red. MSG me on MSN. id in my profile. V
btak47 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
does anyone want to chat?
cristelos 3 years ago
We got our 3 votes in for you Kinky, its time to give control of Texas back the people, with a real cowboy leading a way.
Urbanz1975 5 years ago
"I talked to Jesse, and he advised me of not building a wall, 'cause in 10 years we may wanna get outta here. Hell, if Perry wins I may move to Mexico. And if Bell wins, I'll move to France with Barbara Streisand." - Kinky Friedman
westtexasrules 5 years ago
FloydAnderson,
Where did you find the Kinky quote that mentions eBay?!?
monjott 5 years ago
"The meaning of the word politic is poly, meaning more than 1 and tick, which is a blood sucking parasite"
-Kinky Friedman
kingmobbb 5 years ago
Only a dumbass—a real dumbass—wouldn't understand the value of a real education. ... We're not even educating them. We're teaching them to test [on statewide standardized tests]. They won't know enough about the past, the future or the present. Teachers have got to be put back in charge....
-Kinky Friedman
FloydAnderson 5 years ago
Boy, banning gay marriage really affected my life.
-Kinky Friedman
FloydAnderson 5 years ago
We're running low on dinosaur wine. Pretty soon, it'll get to the point where we're paying a dollar a drop for gas. We've got to come up with some alternative fuel sources.
-Kinky Friedman
FloydAnderson 5 years ago
Jesse Ventura never let a single lobbyist into his office during his entire term, and I don't plan to, either.
-Kinky Friedman
FloydAnderson 5 years ago
I met a man at the State Fair last month and he told me, 'Kinky, you may not be worth a damn, but you're better than what we've got.'
-Kinky Friedman
FloydAnderson 5 years ago
I intend to take Texas off of eBay and give it back to the people.
-Kinky Friedman
FloydAnderson 5 years ago
word to your mom
ghandiluv 5 years ago