Phil Laak flops full house v Luke Schwartz

[90justmyopinion11]

id love to punch that ugly cunt in he's fat neck

[godu1111]

Kinda interesting such a high level player doesnt know how much is in the pot. That`s pretty basic.

[KillerDiaguR]

@godu1111 he's balla mate. doesn't need to keep count of the pot like some dealer does he

[seviren]

those are the ugliest arms ive ever seen on a man, like really? i had more muscle at 14. lol

[DjSensei011]

HE COULD BE HELLMUTH HE COULD BE YOU... ROLFMAO

[xflynskywlkr23]

He reminds me of an overweight durr. Even similar mannerisms.

[ucla198]

Running queens is 1/990 to hit assuming both queens are still in the deck. That is small enough to be considered drawing dead

[KTFlaSh96]

@ucla198 other guy had a Q9 thus he was drawing dead.

[den525]

Why was that guy thinking for so long??? He had pocket Qs... that other guy didn't need a full house, he only needed 1xK!!! Not that hard really.

[Georgemar81]

@den525 because if 2 K hits the board is less probably that anyone has the 3 one,and you conect with the board once every 3 times.......,tuff one

[riskoish]

@den525 well considering there was already 2 K's on the table, he had a very small % of having a K..

[MrBrettAMathews]

Stop with the hate writing, he's better than u. On the other hand hahhahahaha he put himself in that position. No need to bet out there

[AartApple]

hello babe in the background.

[Dadge42]

easy laydown

[laffizzle]

bubblegums!

[QuellicheilMarza]

In the end I was like: "Hey i know that annoying voice!" and then : "Oh Yeah is muthafucking Phill Helmuth!"

MIND BLOWN

[HDMGDH]

he could be hellmuth ;););) and then he realized hellmuth sits besides him!!! hahaha

[HDMGDH]

i don't get the percentage after the flop! why does schwarz has 0% ??? he could get runner runner Queens

[concept015]

@HDMGDH schwarz has 1 out on turn and 1 on river. The guy with full house wins with EVERYOTHER CARD in the deck

[HDMGDH]

@concept015 Yes but what if Q on turn and queen on river, than he has quads, what is better than full house

[Watterpolo]

@HDMGDH jeah and tomorow you see good. how mutch time this hapens?

[aur3ll4]

@HDMGDH someone folded Q9

[Hehed0ngu]

He must be the next Hellmuth lol =))

[who8mahbacon]

i looked for the definition of a douche bag, the dictionary told me to look up luke schwartz.

[toomanysam]

can i just ask why is it 0% chance of swartz winning on the flop? surely runner runner queens would beat laak?

[cyclotane]

@toomanysam tomchenko had a QUEEN ytou idiot

[toomanysam]

@cyclotane kl 

[johnnybones312]

@toomanysam utg or utg+1 folded a Q. 

[agcronaldo17]

@toomanysam It takes into the probability of the other players/burnt cards where another queen (s) would have been.. im still not too sure though..

[endlessmountain]

@toomanysam its maybe random for the odds were 0% rounding as it was a 1 in 741 shot of hitting running queens.

[Aviad173]

I enjoyed watching this chewing idiot lose so much...

have some manners, your on fr@#king TV !

[easyslow2]

I just enjoyed watching this video so much!...

[aekaraenwsis21]

auto all in button :P new invention for pokerstars by phil laak....

lol,so funny hear it 1 sec after the bet of the fat gay...

[TheGonzaPoker]

the poker brat of the future is in good hands

[TheAmericanDane]

Always disliked swartz he like a fat pretencious school girl chewing the cud like a cow in a field!

[schwalbstar]

istant all in ...how sweet is that xD

[babaray1337]

moneyboy :D

[CelinecCion]

the ugly version of phil hellmut

[schwalbstar]

@CelinecCion strange taste lol

[fulltimespy]

Fking hate it when guys are chewing like this seriously

[MasonX]

Schwartz is scum, but Laak is effing annoying. Im on team Schwartz on this one.

[TheRiverSuckout]

The commentators keep saying "flopped him dead", couldn't he get running Qs to win?

[ColonelAw3some]

@TheRiverSuckout Check Timoshenko's hand at 1:11. That's probably why. (I would guess.)

[DavidS7421]

yes but someone folded a queen and i think they calculated that in.

[Saroxify]

who were the commentators?

[zzFOXDIEzz]

@Saroxify

Phil Hellmuth and I think Jesse May

[HellmuthOnTilt4]

haha this is probley my favourite tv tourni of all time so many sick hands, great bluffs and unbeliveable laydowns and luke schwartz was usually right in the thick of them.

[johnnycheck99]

Shrek hits the poker tables!!!!

[LucaBlightBadass]

if he know what he has why does he go all in?

[GnuScents]

GOD he's so ugly, inside and out. Entertaining, but damn right ugly.

[on88keys]

luke is a beach

[23chrisfm]

the ugliest should loose!

[dikeos78]

where is my previous top comment? likes stops on number 69 like sex positions?

[EziixPked]

god likes laak.. he makes him chuckle

[tqsuited]

When Laak smooth-calls on flop, you know he has three kings at least. Had he caught a queen on the turn or river, ouch... lucky in that case

[alboisindahouz92]

Phil Laak running good and crushing souls

[fateplus1]

those look like the shittiest chips ever

[AntoineKill3r]

what a fat fuck pig

[Aeyxa]

@AntoineKill3r actually he's pretty muscular too

[Chiefster33]

just how Laak drew it up, flop a boat vs queens on a kk7 board...poker is easy. So frustrating for Schwartz here, guy gets someone to completely lower their range, gets someone to call off with k7 preflop against ur monsters, and the deck just bails them out time and time again. Sick life Phil...

[Midnite4Life777]

Fugn hillarious! People watch it from 7 hands prior makes it even more sick! Enjoy!

[becooleatpie]

is it weird that im imagining one of them going on a bathroom break?

[biwinning1991]

i can't stop hitting 5:56

[saintrykon]

LAAKS SHADES ARE KILLER

[Sterjek]

link for all table play ?

[mdtalley]

This video clearly demonstrates the value of having a monster hand against an aggressive opponent. The fact that Schwartz was able to talk himself out of a call shows how good of a poker player he is.

[GusMuchwano]

its to sick

[axolotl84]

this guy pretty much epitomises everything i hate about poker players

[Reverzi]

checkcheckcheckcheckcheck :DDDD

[AirBahg]

stop chewing like a fucking goat you cunt

[patrickoverlaar]

@AirBahg hahahah n1..

[junkrat1]

@AirBahg great comment haha

[TheBigJ796]

fuck he chews gum like a cow

[melo182]

HELLMUTH from northern europe!!!!!!

[TacoManTuesday]

Tom Dwan in the future.

[Robben911back]

Wow, wait... What happened? I was busy watching Vanessa ahhh

[ThomasDelPiero]

Go cry you fatass!

[sbo1111]

This fatass is just sooooo annoying, I mean everything about this is so annoying, his lazy antics, fat face, hellmuth like behaviors.

Just fuck off pommy.

You don't see Laak owning someone very often, but even he finds a donk here and there

[DayDreamAscent]

@sbo1111 Oh get a clue about poker, all of you. Just because it isn't a name you recognise doesn't mean he's a "donk" because he's not. It was an exceptionally loose call from Laak that paid off but Schwarz won the Sunday Million on Poker Stars in 2007 and he'd crush all of you here.

[sbo1111]

@DayDreamAscent That might be true but that doesn't change the fact that he is fing annoying. The way he chews gum lazily and his facial expression, the way he talks , again everything about this guy is just so fucking annoying.

[djpj1111]

@sbo1111 thats good for getting people tilted easily....

[ARMOCF]

Phil Laak ownssssssss

[jpjames1]

that geezer is getting fat

[DelBluenose80]

You know something Luke, people like you give Phil Laak a hard time, but this guy may not be the greatest but hes a fuckin good poker player, and much much better than people give him credit for.

[ReKoDEF]

when he says "so sick", he reminds me someone oh yeah , Phile Hellmuth

[itssimpleiwinyoulose]

FLOPS A HOUSE

FLOPS A SET

FLOPS A HOUSE

FLOPS A SET

BOOM BOOM BOOM GATTA GET DAT BOOM BOOM BOOM 

[dieselboy87]

how the fuck does schwartz get on these shows? he is such a fucking donk, i dont think ive ever seen him play a hand well. stupid fat prick

[eusobr33]

@dieselboy87 its easy when u can see both hands

[Marc5490]

close your damn mouth luke schwartz...

that guy is so annoying srsly

[bobbybij]

Fuck Internet players!!! bunch of funken wannabes

[germanphil112]

@bobbybij <3

[GspMikE]

It's JUST SO SICK

[GspMikE]

It's JUST SO SICK

[paranoid711]

LMAO. Laak insta all in this guy is effing hilarious.

[Nemesis000000]

@paranoid711 Yeah I question it cuz it looks so strong but maybe he knew it would tilt him bad and might get a call

[paranoid711]

@Nemesis000000 Thats what I thought too, but these two clearly had a history.

[SuperSuperFulham]

Theres nothing wrong with Luke Schwartz, hes fucking clever. And cracks me up

[123monkey123]

LOL @ LUKE. does anybody like him?

[TaaastyBurger]

How did he flop the queens dead? Wouldn't a turn with a queen and a river queen make him a winner? Is it because it shows a guy fold a queen at the beginning of the hand? I never knew those calculations considered what other's folded. I always assumed it was from the player's stand point.

[DanSaw120285]

@TaaastyBurger

Queen nine was folded preflop so that makes runner runner quads impossible and even if runner runner was possibility there is a extremely low chance of that happening.

[Abernesmagt]

U mad bro?

[rafonzo]

Schwartz reaction to Laak's All-In made my day !!

[IamDANNYful]

@rafonzo Right? lmao i can't stop watching it! Immediate reaction!

[mikxer]

love how everyone is hatin on Luke despite him being a true poker genius as oposed to a random tv-show holywood gambler Laak

[DanSaw120285]

@mikxer

People are hating on him because he is a douche bag not because of his poker game.

[Speedygi81]

I like how Luke knows something is wrong,,,

[ObamaLovesMexicans]

Great vid, gotta love hellmuth being able to joke about his temper, and Schwartz "There's no way in a million years you're good enough to bluff here" gotta love that attitude!

[datu0108]

4:45 the only time Phill hellmuth would fold if hes the commentator lol. but if he got 2 Q's he probably will call.

[datu0108]

schwarts bets, laak "all in"  bwahahahhahahahahah! owned

[SuperCitrusFruit]

LMFAO at the commentators

[Awzomk]

gotta love hellmuth.

[chrisbryanprods]

"there's a European Hellmuth" :O

[edwinaisobese]

schwartz is a fag

[yepyepyep0099]

I would love to set up a big fan, point it in the direction ofg Shwartz and watch him fly away..

[AJaut]

he could be hellmuth he could be you!!!!

lol

[WwAste]

hellmuth best commentator ever hahahahahahaahaaa

[Furthermore23]

idiots from northern europe...

[Furthermore23]

Wait a minute the..there is an european Hellmuth? LOL

[guanaco103]

luke shwartz is a fcuking slob

[Drecon84]

I love Phil's comment: "Quick call, you know what that means. Quad kings!". He's my hero.

[Assimilate71]

It's because you are fat and lazy Schwartz and Laak is a poker player... that's why he trapped your ass that easily.

[Zwollem]

@Assimilate71 No its pretty much because Laak flopped a full house in position.

[ueberdruff]

@Assimilate71 haha i bet you play 1$ dollar sitngos on pokerstars...look where schwartz is sitting...so please stfu troll

[comidaparaperro]

1:51  OOOooooh my gosh

[rustyalphaknight]

you must have something, your too stupid to be able to bluff. lol

[AndyRLeet]

He bluffed himself, saying he has aces when he only has a pair of queens

[mhussey8]

Although he is cocky, you lot are all hating and i don't see why, all a bunch of boring fucks if you would prefer watching poker without characters like Schwartz. Good entertainment!

[crazydc]

Anyone think that brunette is very hot? Anyone know her name?

[dtm01]

CLOCK !!!!!



[Yaumgui29]

Cry, Baby ! CRY !!! Hahaha ! Schwartz hasn't got poker face, just an ugly face... Now cry, little boy with strong look...

[dialectical44]

This stuff is so fake and irritating. THe color commentors get on my nerves too.

[Be4TinGyoU]

@dialectical44 Sounds like everything gets on your nerves, just kill yourself already.

[Lixhul]

I'm British, 22 and a poker player, and I would love to punch Shwartz in the face.

[specialkaran]

luke is a fucking gimp hunchback moron

[chipchizler]

QQ still could have won. Crazy longshot but possible. Turn Q River Q would be 4 of a kind beating Laaks FH. Its such a longshot that the computer when figuring out its odds didn't even consider it. Neither did Hellmuth..lol. I have lost on Pokerstars holding Similair & 4 OAK comes & byr bye full house. Only on Jokerstars!! What a joke.

[Jamesa7171]

@chipchizler Timoshenko folded a Q, so quads was impossible.

[s0673451]

i wish everybody flopped full houses against luke schwartz

[mucalinda]

Laak played that like an amateur . He was so fast with his all-in that it was obvious he had the nuts.

[xtxoxpxd]

@mucalinda sweet i'll insta all in you every hand and you'll fold every hand. you sound like a champion.

[mucalinda]

@xtxoxpxd If you insta me when I've got the nuts I'd love to play you.

[JohnLeeMD]

@mucalinda I don't think so. If he thought a while and went AI, it'd have looked worse (or at least just as bad). You could argue he bet turn, bet river. Probably get more money out of the hand....

[sodhill]

sit down n fuck up fat boy

[mosshark]

check check check check check check..

[TRexBAKARoSe]

Chips dropped...

Laak:I'm All in

SCH:SO SICK x2

ROFLMAO replay

[casperado666]

can anyone axplain what just happened? who won?

[Lixhul]

I hate poker players who talk in the middle of a hand.

[h3ptagrama]

Helmuth making it about him as usual

[dikeos78]

luke shwartz is like an ugly, bad and noisy version of tom dwan,look at his face carefully

[LAmoZzz]

@dikeos78

Why do use Dwan in this sentence? Swartz is just badass and noisy)

[MrBbuds]

@dikeos78 Tubby David Blain

[Jock4Jesus]

@dikeos78 you think tom dwan is pretty?

[EziixPked]

@dikeos78 dwan isn't exactly handsome, but he has that scary vampire look that makes his poker face so good.. ur right tho lol shwartz face pisses me off

[GaeasBlessing]

@dikeos78 You forgot fat and pasty faced.

[39zapatero]

why is 0% for schwartz after flop???

[Rayden77580]

@39zapatero parcequ'il y a 0, 05 % (à peu près) de chance qu'il touche le carré de dame alors c'est arrondi :D

[jayzit0]

@39zapatero cuz Timoshenko folded Q 9, so it's obvious that Luke couldn't make runner runner quads..

[luctec]

the % after the flop is wrong!!!

schwartz is not drwng dead!!!

runner runner quads!!right??

[UNDERGROUNDHITRADIO]

@luctec but thats still way under 0,5% chance

[Kingfist3]

@luctec A queen was folded preflop by timoshenko so he couldnt hit quads

[EFRANEED]

fcking pig!! disgusting

[SuperTowlie1]

Laak didnt flop him dead. Luke could´ve catched Q Q.

[jackxu02140]

@SuperTowlie1

Timoshenko folded the Q of clubs.

[Kaz590]

@SuperTowlie1 need to watch the Q being folded preflop. so flopped dead.

[archlolz]

5:57 Luke new album in store : niggaz flopping sets

[e1977k]

Schwartz looks like retarded with gum

[tudochnix]

5:58 .... he is fat!

[japplegren]

is it sick