DodgeBall Quotes

[TheFurryBlade]

someone needs too RefillBill's sense of whats crap and whats not

[MrKris8701]

why not upload the actual clip??

[TheJosh1966]

Wtf is this

[jakattak98]

"It appears average joes doesn't have enough players so they'll have to forfeit."-cotton

"That's a bold strategy cotton lets see if they can pull it out"-pepper brooks

[jakattak98]

He wont be able to see very well, Cotton

[johnnyalexmcdonald]

"your out four eyes!!"- should have been on

[ilikepienurma]

"what happened to cram it up your cramhole lafluer"????? and "no but seriously i'v got them" and the most random of all "joanie loves chacci"!

[wukwinn]

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!

[1madhammer]

F*cking Chuck Norris.

[mandy26lez]

i wouldnt sell your gym back for all of king midas' silver!

[MrF00sball]

Thumbs up if you realised that "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball is missing.

[newson7248]

there is a quote missing and that is "cram it up your cram hole la fleur"

[shortshiit3225]

@newson7248 Also "Donde esta la biblioteca Pedro?"

[alexfischer90730]

@shortshiit3225 la biblitoeca esta your butthole

[shortshiit3225]

@alexfischer90730 Wow! Really? I would've never known! So then I'm guessing they have dipshits too.

[tjcheney]

so quoting a quotes video gets u a top comment?

[TheHadiqasmieh]

Real freaky naughty

[lurch321]

My favorite quote has to be "Come on, Kate. Time to put your mouth where our balls are."

[iLift6467]

thats me, grabbing a bull by the horns. thats how i like to handle my business.

[radiantstarxo]

V.... Touché.

[warlockmetal1]

I came here just for the "Real freaking naughty" part !

[steinarrexfaroensis]

@warlockmetal1 Where the hell can I find that? I've been looking for hours

[PaulGrahamRoss]

"Your gym is a skidmark on the underpants of society." - White Goodman.

[jrack13]

was he improving all of this?

[joshmattg]

stick it in your ear la fleur!

[HappyShuffler]

Lol

[Deathplanvadious]

"Suck failure, freaks."

[Kdubslugga]

FN'A Cotton

[SailorZitaS]

real freaky naughty(;

[majicuser]

king m's sliver its gold

[L3ctronik]

Thank you Chuck Norris!

[L0UiSh]

fantastic vid

[mrliampep5i]

holy hell son your about as usefull as a cock flavoured lolipop

[40kfiend]

Go back to treasure island fag!!!

[jadaismia]

nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

[ImortalSniper93]

uunnnnreeeaallll....... hahahahhahahah END DEMO :)

[DodecahedronHead]

JOANIE LOVES CHACHI!

[debberz09]

my fav is "L for love!"

[drum6banger]

my favorite is "WHATS A BILAW"

[MrBrock1111]

Just kidding but seriously

[WayoftheDragondude]

"I can be naughty too, real freekeh naughty! You a naughty freeek?" xD

[easybake13]

"Is it really necessary for you to drink your own urine?

Not really, but its sterile and I like the taste."

-My fav quote in the whole movie.

[cshuster13]

man y didnt u put the "PEEKABOO!!!!!" in there lol

[98Waffles]

i can be naughty...real...FREAKY naughty

[FrostedFlakification]

..."i wouldn't take all of king Midas's silver..."

i lawled...king midas didnt have silver, he had gold...am i the only one that caught that quote?

[GoodSmackUp]

Real Freaky Naughty xD

[smilebug7777]

for all of king midas' silver  lol never caught tht

[JKing0377]

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!!

[dasanald]

My favorite quote that's not on here is when he knocks on the door for his date and Kate goes "who is it?" then he goes "Ha...It's White" Just the way he says it makes me laugh every time.

[tigerwoods232000]

He's ball less now! HE'S GOT NO BALLS COTTON!

[cgravier]

my fav quote nobody else finds funny is, "Its called the Freedom of Information act, the hippies finally got something right...Just kidding, but seriously not really"

[ArseneWenger12891]

"I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you" "I get it, you caught the scent of a lesser stag in your nostrils. Pity. I'll let you have your little moment, LaFleur, 'cause after this tournament, your gym, your life - and your gal - are gonna be mine.~

There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless ure into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em

[Raffer89]

go ahead and make your jokes mr...jokey...joke maker!

[joshmattg]

@Raffer89 haha hes an awsome actor

[Taramriel]

real friky naughty!

[zebratiger]

you know in some countries they only eat vomit, that is the best quote!

[mattkelly2791]

no, that would make too much sense lmao. he goes in some CULTURES they only eat vomit...ive never been there but...

lmao so dumb.

[rossduke5000]

ive never been there but i read about it...in a book

[rustytube42]

One of Ben Stiller's funniest performances I reckon

Love this movie

[rachelrox505]

Because here at globo gym, we're better then you... AND WE KNOW IT!

[stevebeag]

LET ME HIT YOU WITH SOME KNOWLEDGE

[louieguitarist]

well isnt that convient for you and the clock

[computerzombie46]

my fav quote is when patches screams "oh my sweet dick its magic!"

[Tsubaki117]

real freaky naughty...lol.

[kaiokenx145]

i just found " your best player...thinks hes a pirate! " to be hilarious :)

[WoW4lyfe123]

i wouldnt sell u ur gym back for all of king mitas's silver LAWL

[jcaljr5]

wat about the very first seconds of the movie when he on the elliptical machine and he like YEAA!!!! OH HELLOO!! i thought that was fckin hilarious

[chilipeppers777]

HAHA that was genius aswell.oh hey white i dint know nazi camp got out till 8.did you decide to skip arts and crafts? YES I DID

[AkdorRed]

Oh hey Kate, I didn't realize I was paying you to socialize.

Your not- I'm off the clock.

Well isn't that convenient for you... and the "clock"

[mackatoonarmy]

ben stiller plays a great character in this movie,

great actor

[MrHappyFeet93]

necessary? . . .

[piplup2009]

PICKABOO!!!!

[mitch5702]

blade

lazer

blazer

and you all know my personal assistant michele

and the new member, please welcome fran skralabishnisisisi lol

thats me and my m8's favorite bit lol

[mainsy11]

go ahead make ur jokes mr. jokey .. joke maker

hahahahahahahahha

love tht bit

[robbotmuffin928]

we are the globle gym pruple cobras and we will we will rock you lol that movie was halarious

[JJJJJJJJKU142GVD]

Losing with these

Losers in

Las Vegas

La Fleur

dat was frekin hilarious to me

[kcarter1995]

my school has a dogeball tournement every year and this year my team was called the purple cobra haah

[gogreeneyes]

Purple Cobras........

LOL

[YouKnowImBlazin]

c'mon where are the good quotes?

[Crispy329]

I fuckin love this movie! xD

[scorch563]

amazing movie, hahaha...

[KerrDogga]

oh my god! we neve even won a regional qualifying match!!! XD

[mayer8356]

I've seen this film too many times, but it never gets old. Hilarious

[bwood0]

greatest movie ever lol

[VelvetRevolver00]

lol  awesome

[RefillBill]

cool i dont care if u unsubscribe

[Emzieroy]

Good :P  So you dont needa worry :P

[rubbaduckie07]

once you make a vid start talking dumbass mother fucker im am going to fucking rip your shit apart

[james123454321]

@RefillBill cool i don't care if you don't care.

[kr4zyk1a]

@RefillBill I don't even bother to subscribe to gay people like you.

[Emzieroy]

RefiIIbiII

[RefiIlBiII]

especially you refillbill lololololol

[RefiIlBiII]

w00000t first comment!!!!!!!!!!! u are all noobs