Im sure that I will always be A lonely number like root three The three is all thats good and right, Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath the vicious square root sign, I wish instead I were a nine For nine could thwart this evil trick, with just some quick arithmetic I know Ill never see the sun, as 1.7321 Such is my reality, a sad irrationality When hark! What is this I see, Another square root of a three
ahah my math teacher showed me this
imcool1347 1 month ago 2
its "come waltzing by" not co-waltzing by...
RestlesslyRandom 1 month ago
Awwwwww soooooo cute!! Kumar is such a romantic in mathematical ways lolzx it was cute tho!
ZayasChels333 1 month ago
GAY
amchris66 1 month ago
@amchris66 QUIET ANUS! lol jk
217rambo 1 month ago
0:51 nice :D:D
naurens1 2 months ago
i smoked weed with president i forget what i was gonna say XD
C00LX100 2 months ago
If saying lame lines is cool....consider me Miles Davis!
brknspacebar 3 months ago
unclued renewed i see wut he did there with his sweet rymes
dirtycookie321 3 months ago
cave beast
passingpoor 3 months ago
moving speech, fitting soundtrack, pure movie magic, part 3 comes in 3D
AufderStelle 3 months ago
Sucks to be the groom when someone kisses your girl and both sides of the wedding clap
ThePBass 4 months ago 7
2 people are lonely number 3s
btrballin 4 months ago
only in america can u smoke with the president, crash a wedding, and steal the bride all in one day
DsturbedFan728 5 months ago 8
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imlost19 6 months ago
QUIET ANUS!
omfgitzalex 7 months ago
This shit is crazy! I love it!!!
MariahYanez 9 months ago
@ forestfire1012 quiet anus!
supersam78250 9 months ago
it was written by david feinberg
seahyimin 10 months ago 2
@seahyimin thank you
imlost19 6 months ago
the square root of 3 is acer! right
Patypatpat99 10 months ago
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You Fucking Tool.
forrestfire1012 10 months ago
like if youve watched this +20 times and have it memorized!!
levirocks22 10 months ago
Quiet Anus
TheToastofthetown 10 months ago
Quiet Anus
danielfair22 11 months ago
I'd have jumped his bones right then and there for being so awesomely nerdy.
dopplerthesexybeast 11 months ago
Shut it anus!
MrFijicookie 11 months ago
I feared that I always be..., not sure
petkovmarin 11 months ago 5
@petkovmarin a lonely number like root three
incomparableguy 11 months ago 4
i really love it,when i heard it last night,watching Harold and Kumar,at the same time my favorite subject is math,nice poem,it awesome........
vience1028 1 year ago
it's the peom he didn't want to show to her
Luccasio1 1 year ago
BEST FRICKEN POEM EVER
edinbitter1 1 year ago
Best Poem EVER!!!! I Looooove it!
Sosso 1 year ago
That was epic biinny
Domoman1999 1 year ago
THATS MY BOY!!!!!!!
rexkid 1 year ago
I'll write a poem now, oh so great
You'll want to sit and masterbate
Make Kumars poem look weak and pale
So surely my poem shall prevail
Kumars good, but I am great
I'm youtubes BINNY 128!!
BINNY128 1 year ago 12
dude u no that this is the 2nd movie of harold and kumar
hayot619 1 year ago
is it the first movie
mrmusiclover125 1 year ago
@mrmusiclover125 nope second
dontlie6669 1 year ago
love the words :D
bhtrb456546 1 year ago
0:50
jjpyae 1 year ago
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jjpyae 1 year ago
you f*cking tool
QUIET ANUS!
lversonAllDaWay 1 year ago
hhahaha QUIET ANUS
GuuiiGuuii 1 year ago
nothing against this sickest poem ever, but the actual lyric should be "sum," and not sun.
tennowns 1 year ago
I'll write a poem now, oh so great
You'll want to sit and masterbate
Make Kumar's poem look weak and pale
So surely my poem should prevail
Kumar's good, but I am great
I'm You Tubes BINNY 1-2-8 !!!
BINNY128 1 year ago
@BINNY128 nice poem
CivicD 1 year ago
@CivicD Thanks!
BINNY128 1 year ago
love this part :D
rharafuck 1 year ago
really brilliant
drm7mod1 2 years ago
i don't think the poet is lame. In contrast, it's fucking genius.
kwsli 2 years ago 10
i love this poem haha.
idiot: tool
harold: quiet anus!
NS91 2 years ago 7
that's a good poe.... im sorry i smoked weed with the president, i forgot what i was gonna say.
kineticfighter1 2 years ago 7
you fucking tool, QUIET ANUS
77Poisoned77 2 years ago 129
I'm sorry I smoked weed with the president I forgot what I was gonna say. then the look on her face xD roflmao!
RukhaWolf 2 years ago 6
0:43 i love her face
xRAMxDOD 2 years ago
that's my boy!! lmao
CapZ13 2 years ago
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go type in what the fuck did you expect, its sweet as hell when your high
ahhimazombie 2 years ago
Quiet anus.
zomfgitsbecca 2 years ago 2
lol that poem is awsome
iampeglegmoe 2 years ago 3
Dude, it's, "I fear that I will always be"
Not, "I'm sure that I will always be"
kupo014 2 years ago 5
no. in the REAL poem by david feinberg, it is sure, not fear. duuuudeee
virusthe1st 2 years ago 2
i'm pretty sure he said "i fear that i will always be"
ilycarcar 2 years ago 4
hahahaha quiet anus :p
AlexAmerling19 2 years ago 6
Quiet anus...
Adriluc3 2 years ago 54
typical John Cho haha:D just like Chau in Off Centre, he's briljant!
SylletBang 2 years ago 2
As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed
odessarider85 2 years ago 2
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fuck off cunt
alienscreatedhumans 2 years ago
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*fuck off anus*
thelastgirl10 2 years ago
odessarider85 2 years ago
quiet anus! HAHA
TheFreshPrinceOfUSA 2 years ago 3
i love this poem :D
seaboo13g7 2 years ago 4
Now THAT'S clever! I was never good @ Math. But I was always good @ English. I wish I could have written something as cute & clever as this!
robynsegg 2 years ago 2
The movie is off! The poem by David Feinberg "The Square Root of Three" is word for word as the description transribes.
mannyfiu1212 2 years ago
I love you
JJJoOoRDaAaNNN 3 years ago
oooooh harold just pwned that man!
xiaoxiaostickguy 3 years ago
hahahahahha my friend had to do a poetry study for english and he memorized and read this in class....was so fuckin hilarious
xitup1 3 years ago
yay kumar finally got some
halo18patriot 3 years ago
aww that was sweet/lame/awesome all at once...and waht doesnt make sense is if i understand this how am i failing math
icemanrm56 3 years ago
you and i both fail at math probably because its too easy and boring so we screw around...
4EverNerdy 3 years ago
holy shit! i should use that as my extra credit lol
chivasxvida 3 years ago
ya i gotta see this. I love harold and kumar!
beijebeije 3 years ago
i love you
beijebeije 3 years ago
good stuff
beijebeije 3 years ago
he actually says "fear" instead of sure
animefreak3 3 years ago
It puts the beep in my booo
joblowmcfee3 3 years ago
hell yea this poem say it all for the nerds of america
Rome2328 3 years ago 6
Thats sickk....makes alot of sense!
teamcanada35 3 years ago