Well Sky I do have to say something to you. I...., well I..... love you and want to date you ; )) .........(and offcourse i am joking,......), ...but I do like your video's, they are light, fun and you are so 'sensitive'.
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.
man that shit happened to me i had just got home from a date aNd me and the girl started textin and when i got late she put ILY goodnight and i puased and said ok night... lol
she broke up with me 2 days after and mighta rreally had feelings for her
i say the guy. i went out with a girl and after the first date she said i loved u and i wasnt ready but she was and i had to say it but felt uncomfertable. GUYS SAY IT WHEN THEY NEED TO NOT WOMEN FIRST
@BallerinaStar22 ummm i can respect that....even though i still prefer girls to say they love me first......i said i love you to my girlfriend after 8 months.....in the beginning of the relationship she use to say i love you to me but i told her i was waiting till i was sure....(so i waited for a bad day....said i love you, then had sex haha )
I agree Skyy, the man should never say I love you 1st. I made the mistake once, and it put me in vulnerable position. I'm sure it works for some situations, but not for the most part. If the woman's not interested, your ego's going to be bruised for a few days. For some guys, it'll be weeks, or even months.
this guy said it in japanese lol actually no japanese really says i love you because i love you doesnt really exist in the japanese language ask any japanese thats from japan & they will tell you aishiteru is rarely used
@dfhdjlfh I already called that shit a long ass time ago my brother!!! But yea Skyy would be cool as fuck on TV .... but it would have to be HBO or Showtime or some shit like that -- that lets him say and do whatever the fuck he wants.... you know.....
There's plenty of other words and ways to express "you make me happy, I enjoy our time together and I care about you". In actuality, that's exactly what I said to the last girl I dated when she asked me if I loved her, 'cause I wasn't ready to commit and I felt I should be honest.
Saying "I love you" shouldn't be used as manipulation to get something you want or to get out of a compromising situation, such as getting caught cheating (although I take your philosophy with a grain of salt and find you very funny and entertaining). But other people just throw the word around like it's no big deal, and then cheapen the value of those words. Saying I love you should be said to someone you plan on being with forever.
LMFOA. I had a girl say that on the second date right after sex. I went to use the bathroon and climbed out the window. That bitch is still looking for me
@gwatson101 ya i did something similar to that one time and i saw her about a month or 2 later and she walked up to me out of nowhere and jsut said "by the way your new furniture looks great from the lawn" which freaked me the fuck out becuz i had jsut gotten new furniture the day before she said htat
Dude, "I love you" is something that should NEVER fuckin' be said. It's the greatest crock of fucking shit ever. A bitch says that to you she is just fuckin' daring you at that point. She says it respond with a "thank you" or some lame-ass lie that she woudl've used if the tables had been turned.
In my relation, it just happened that she was afraid of getting hurt if I'd refuse her so she kept it for a month until I told her that I'm in love with her.
This thing about who says it first is kinda fucked up if you know what I mean.
The relation that's meant to happen happens one way or another, weather you say it first or she does, it all depends on which one loves the other the most, or some other reasons, as I said about my girl.
If you feel like saying it first, say it, don't hold back
Look you guys, it's alot easier to break it to the girl yourself and end up in a relation then not get anything at all by waiting for the other person to tell you, and the other person waiting from you. Be a man and just go out there.
gotta good point pisses me off when girls cant tell when ur tryin to treat them nice and what not its not hard to pick up on shit dudes do now their stuff is confuzing sometimes
here's how you do it. take her to a party, and get away from her for like, a half hour. find her again, and act as though you're slightly wasted. only slightly. then, tell her you love her. if she returns it, get to smackin them cheeks up. if she says no, turn up the fake drunkness. start laughing really hard, and just go to a couch and pretend to pass out, or something. the point is so that you can use the good old "i was drunk" excuse.
umm i love skyy's videos but i didn't get this one, i know what he means is not to say i love you first but can someone explain why not say it and what happens when u do? This one video is very confusing, FOR ME, lol only for me, im not stating this video is confusing, im just saying it is but only for me. so can someone reply please?
its just akward when a man says it first, because he's putting aside his masculnality and pouring his heart out, im not saying that women dont put their heart out too, im just saying that its generally harder for men to do, so the easy way out is not to say it all and wait for the women to tell him that so that he's the one confirming....make sense?
Ok. No. I love you but I'm not in love with you means, I adore you, but I'm not sure you're the one. I simply thought the guy would get that when I said it. It happens. You get with someone *before* falling in love? Expect it to happen. Stick to saying what you feel. If she's gonna run away when you say you love her, she probly has a reason.
You make me laugh! But- that redundant saying. It does make sense. I love my boyfriend. I would jump in front of him to save his life. But... anymore.. I'm just not romantically in love. there are different kinds of love, so when I tel im I love him, it's till true.
By your logic, nobody should ever say it. Kinda insecure and fearful. No guts, no glory, take the plunge - if they don't feel the same way, either work with it or flick and move on.
i think is point is most (guys) say it too soon so to get his point across on what "too soon" is you're better off just not saying it till she does. he doesn't mean for what you said to happen.
lmfao! naked twister in prison
wazzenisexzy 1 week ago
I don't ever say it. Better to keep them insecure, real talk.
SkyF0X9 2 weeks ago
You are a god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jakecarlos 1 month ago
LOL
"what happened to your shirt?!"
"I was working out"
DUDEABIDES001 3 months ago
He whispered to her " Get in the car."
mahiganti 3 months ago
i was working out lmfao omg epic
bradydancer15 3 months ago
Well Sky I do have to say something to you. I...., well I..... love you and want to date you ; )) .........(and offcourse i am joking,......), ...but I do like your video's, they are light, fun and you are so 'sensitive'.
smar8smar8 4 months ago
That was a good "aishiteiru".
bgiv2010 4 months ago
@BallerinaStar22 succcckka
Brynny211 4 months ago
Thank you skyyjohn for looking out for the men out there. these women are getting ridiculous these days.
Goku12342 4 months ago
Ted Mosby should watch skyyjohn's videos ;-)
rayne182 5 months ago 25
I had a chick tell me she kinda loved me once, what kinda shit is that?!
blackasdoodoo 5 months ago
Guys,
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.
MMArtist99 6 months ago
man that shit happened to me i had just got home from a date aNd me and the girl started textin and when i got late she put ILY goodnight and i puased and said ok night... lol
she broke up with me 2 days after and mighta rreally had feelings for her
Qwntyn 6 months ago
I adore your accent :D
GOOOGOOODANCEGIRL 7 months ago
ICH LIEBE DICH!
DerMaskenfrosch 7 months ago
i say the guy. i went out with a girl and after the first date she said i loved u and i wasnt ready but she was and i had to say it but felt uncomfertable. GUYS SAY IT WHEN THEY NEED TO NOT WOMEN FIRST
josh221097 8 months ago
lol your german was.........was.?
XanderRcage 8 months ago
haha lmao! I LOVE this guy!
BigJohnny1105 8 months ago
omg big head !
glockko 8 months ago
@BallerinaStar22 ummm i can respect that....even though i still prefer girls to say they love me first......i said i love you to my girlfriend after 8 months.....in the beginning of the relationship she use to say i love you to me but i told her i was waiting till i was sure....(so i waited for a bad day....said i love you, then had sex haha )
JaySooz508 9 months ago 2
MUAHAHAHAHA! I think i just peed my pants a lil.
ifreeballit 9 months ago
ahahahahaha mane this shit is too funny
09B4Real 9 months ago
Vietnamese's "Tôi yêu 'bạn'" is never used. When saying "I love you" it's gender based lol. Ban means "friend". I could be wrong... lol
anythingnew 9 months ago
I said it 1 day and 6 hours into the relationship, she let me hit it. As a male we say it so we can have sex with the woman.
TheInexperiencedPro 9 months ago
ahahahahahahahahhha...
mejiapablo1 10 months ago
Someones gonna slip it in! :)
iluvthehaters 10 months ago
I cant stop laughing!
phatkickr 11 months ago
HOW DO YOU LIE LIKE THAT? Man, I wouldn't be able to put it together.
gosciu555 11 months ago
what does it means if many girls tell you that they love you ?
shark6tangoo 1 year ago
hahaha skyy u is funny dude
puchkieyy 1 year ago
LOL funny shit
deesharkz 1 year ago
This video is awesome!!!!!ajjajajjaaja
walisantana 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahaa
tysonoboyoboy 1 year ago
lol he said shrubs.
SamPants827 1 year ago
0:08 ich lebe dich? damn german is a crazy language!
no wonder hitler was a nut..
LowLowSpinners 1 year ago
@LowLowSpinners No, "ich LIEBE dich" is much better ;)
JaHeKra 1 year ago
It was funny how he said I love you but I'm not in love with you. It's like he's doing an impression of Denise Vlogs.
spinemelter2000 1 year ago
honestly i think girls want to hear it cuz honestly i could be in a awesome relationship without having to fucking saying it.
MustBeFiend 1 year ago
u funny as hell
MegaLillion 1 year ago
LOL!
mara3o 1 year ago
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mara3o 1 year ago
hahahah what kind of retarded reduntant shit is that ... aaahh good laugh
Koryofighta 1 year ago
I agree Skyy, the man should never say I love you 1st. I made the mistake once, and it put me in vulnerable position. I'm sure it works for some situations, but not for the most part. If the woman's not interested, your ego's going to be bruised for a few days. For some guys, it'll be weeks, or even months.
TheRestlessMinds 1 year ago
If you don't say it, who will? O.o
Talesfan13 1 year ago
@Talesfan13 u dont have to !!
AHMADAMOBMOHAMMED 1 year ago
most expensive words a man could ever say..just say NO
LRooster4Prez 1 year ago
when no one says i love you first it will not ever be said.. the question is, who is the brave one...?
Aviajamin 1 year ago
Sucks to be capped when watching Skyy's vid!
rohannesburg 1 year ago
"Let me get rid of this girl right here..." *whispers* "I'll call you later...." jajaja
That's Messed up Skyy but some funny shit...
dalesalsa 1 year ago
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someone's gonna slip it in...hahaha dude you rock
sopy75 1 year ago
this guy said it in japanese lol actually no japanese really says i love you because i love you doesnt really exist in the japanese language ask any japanese thats from japan & they will tell you aishiteru is rarely used
kyobeatz100 1 year ago
first i thought you are another wannabe dating / relationship coach.
then i thought you were pretty funny.
keep it coming.
mongoleet 1 year ago
"I was working out" rofl lmfao
epic!!!!!!
Gemz123456 1 year ago
if u really feel it....then why not slip it in anyway...life is to short for regrets and what "coulda" been said....if not...then shut it!
DPrice813 1 year ago
HAHA
luciasko 1 year ago
people have a distorted idea of love nowadays.
and to add to that 1:43 BITCH WE OUTTA PANCAKE MIX!
UltimateKing011 1 year ago
This dude is going to be famous one day, hes hilarious. For the record, I called it...unless someone already called it :/
dfhdjlfh 1 year ago 40
@dfhdjlfh I already called that shit a long ass time ago my brother!!! But yea Skyy would be cool as fuck on TV .... but it would have to be HBO or Showtime or some shit like that -- that lets him say and do whatever the fuck he wants.... you know.....
Peace!!
dalesalsa 1 year ago
BOY YOU DA TRUTH..!!! PREACH.....
s2asa 1 year ago
She the "i love you, but not in love with you" speech shit
SmartClownEnt 1 year ago
so true lol, everytime I've said it first, backfired huge haha
bcgabriot 1 year ago
"what happened to ur shirt?"
"I was working out..."
LOLLLLLLLLL
lilwayyne 1 year ago 3
John you dirty dogggg!!!
You is talking loco and I likes it!!
RicRagsLive
RicRagsLive 1 year ago
hahahahahahahah 'i'm dying laughing hahha
PiousPrincess 1 year ago
There's plenty of other words and ways to express "you make me happy, I enjoy our time together and I care about you". In actuality, that's exactly what I said to the last girl I dated when she asked me if I loved her, 'cause I wasn't ready to commit and I felt I should be honest.
KujoDaTrollEater 1 year ago
Saying "I love you" shouldn't be used as manipulation to get something you want or to get out of a compromising situation, such as getting caught cheating (although I take your philosophy with a grain of salt and find you very funny and entertaining). But other people just throw the word around like it's no big deal, and then cheapen the value of those words. Saying I love you should be said to someone you plan on being with forever.
KujoDaTrollEater 1 year ago
this dudes funni
kidyo920 1 year ago
But skyy, women love it when you tell them you love them and shit
DannyEddy357 1 year ago
LMFOA. I had a girl say that on the second date right after sex. I went to use the bathroon and climbed out the window. That bitch is still looking for me
gwatson101 1 year ago 173
@gwatson101 lolllllolllllllll
jimmygotnew 1 year ago
@gwatson101 LMFAOOOO! DUDE ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?
charles125 10 months ago
@gwatson101 LMAO
DreadfulControversy 10 months ago
@gwatson101 ya i did something similar to that one time and i saw her about a month or 2 later and she walked up to me out of nowhere and jsut said "by the way your new furniture looks great from the lawn" which freaked me the fuck out becuz i had jsut gotten new furniture the day before she said htat
jacktheripperrules 10 months ago
@gwatson101 lol hahahaha dats 2 funny
SuperSingle27 8 months ago
@gwatson101 kkkkkkkkkkkk bastard fo life!
MrXXXsteelXXX 4 months ago
Haha Oh my God that was sooo F***in funny. Just bloody brilliant.
MDStrawHat 1 year ago
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GameQ0 1 year ago
Dog...I laughed so hard when your girl came in..LMAO!!!
PlatinumBD 1 year ago
Dude, "I love you" is something that should NEVER fuckin' be said. It's the greatest crock of fucking shit ever. A bitch says that to you she is just fuckin' daring you at that point. She says it respond with a "thank you" or some lame-ass lie that she woudl've used if the tables had been turned.
theQuestion626 1 year ago 2
hahahahaaaaa....You are a funny guy!
sobralfan1 1 year ago
just bought a al bundy no maam tshirt lol
jesse07civicsi 1 year ago
SKYY where are your pantsssssssss
alexlupascuhotmail 1 year ago
THE ACCENT THE FACIAL ESPRESSIONS PERFECT LOOOL
swollendonut 1 year ago
l0l i was working out lmao
cooltunacan 1 year ago
suppose their watching you too then? XD
ChantelsGirl 1 year ago
バカ
byhimsx 1 year ago
first. OMG that's FUNNY!!! xDDDD second: u're totally right ya know? as I said that first ... well... things din't go the way I wanted^^
legendarysannin65 1 year ago
@legendarysannin65 skyjohn maybe a disgusting cum swallowing fag but he is fucking funny . Poofs are "pc" since Obama has made bisexuality popular..
miitchwas 1 year ago
@miitchwas what ?????????!!!!!!!!!!!
DiosanXaquerry 1 year ago
hahaha its so funny doing that kind of alibi!! love it!! ^ _ ^
switzeriz1 1 year ago
hahahahaha lol
like it =)
0lsakural0 1 year ago
skyy! you are too funnny:))), you should think about getting your own tv show.....
thunder1773 1 year ago
i loled so hard at the naked twister joke
ahhhh01 1 year ago
rofl .. you r the best dude ..
'' i was working out'' ahahahaha
waseem1173 1 year ago
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i was working out
xuxu4life 1 year ago
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Lizann029 1 year ago
hahahah that was funny!
89fenderplayer 1 year ago
In my relation, it just happened that she was afraid of getting hurt if I'd refuse her so she kept it for a month until I told her that I'm in love with her.
This thing about who says it first is kinda fucked up if you know what I mean.
The relation that's meant to happen happens one way or another, weather you say it first or she does, it all depends on which one loves the other the most, or some other reasons, as I said about my girl.
If you feel like saying it first, say it, don't hold back
DarkestShadow2008 1 year ago
@DarkestShadow2008 Damn straight!
Destroyticus 1 year ago
lotion
vbmorris81 1 year ago
i was working out ROFL
funnyboy15guga 1 year ago
norwegian: Jeg elsker deg - i love you
Njorvita 1 year ago
Look you guys, it's alot easier to break it to the girl yourself and end up in a relation then not get anything at all by waiting for the other person to tell you, and the other person waiting from you. Be a man and just go out there.
venom0racing 1 year ago 2
"Naked twister in prison...someone's gonna slip it in"
HAHAHAHAHA
jdmladcm359 2 years ago 3
If she cannot tell that I care about her by how I treat her, then that is her problem. I refuse to say it.
nichirenx 2 years ago
gotta good point pisses me off when girls cant tell when ur tryin to treat them nice and what not its not hard to pick up on shit dudes do now their stuff is confuzing sometimes
eagerbeaver53 2 years ago
several women have told me that no matter what our actions are they need to hear the words.
which in some cases the guy says the words but is actions do not reflect them. but some women are taken in by that.
sad.
nichirenx 1 year ago 2
Hahahahahaha!!!
hedonistic2008 2 years ago
lol lol coool hahahahahhahahhaah
SENGHENGCHHAY007 2 years ago
jajaajajajajajajajaaj
canariosdelmonte 2 years ago
ahahahaha
csillamz 2 years ago
here's how you do it. take her to a party, and get away from her for like, a half hour. find her again, and act as though you're slightly wasted. only slightly. then, tell her you love her. if she returns it, get to smackin them cheeks up. if she says no, turn up the fake drunkness. start laughing really hard, and just go to a couch and pretend to pass out, or something. the point is so that you can use the good old "i was drunk" excuse.
WowzaBoyz 2 years ago 3
fsho.
KuostA 1 year ago
@WowzaBoyz Nice one :)
Ojokernegro 1 year ago
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@WowzaBoyz
I like that, I will try lol.
anythingnew 9 months ago
umm i love skyy's videos but i didn't get this one, i know what he means is not to say i love you first but can someone explain why not say it and what happens when u do? This one video is very confusing, FOR ME, lol only for me, im not stating this video is confusing, im just saying it is but only for me. so can someone reply please?
amine9876 2 years ago 2
its just akward when a man says it first, because he's putting aside his masculnality and pouring his heart out, im not saying that women dont put their heart out too, im just saying that its generally harder for men to do, so the easy way out is not to say it all and wait for the women to tell him that so that he's the one confirming....make sense?
yogotah 2 years ago
hahahaha
tigerspartan06 2 years ago
someone's gonna slip it in ahhahhahahhahahhahah
BROKENHEARTEDALEXIS 2 years ago 55
sky.. i love you..
lmfao.. funny video. ^^
cupcakemuffinS2 2 years ago 2
That's the sign of a stalker, needy and clingy person.
visionimagify 2 years ago
Naked twister in prison!!
That joke made my day! :D
Andale12 2 years ago 3
lmao
desire7920 2 years ago
Ok. No. I love you but I'm not in love with you means, I adore you, but I'm not sure you're the one. I simply thought the guy would get that when I said it. It happens. You get with someone *before* falling in love? Expect it to happen. Stick to saying what you feel. If she's gonna run away when you say you love her, she probly has a reason.
Desdemonya 2 years ago
♪"'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property"♪
Shun101010 2 years ago 3
steel panther rules...
aydooknow 2 years ago
@Shun101010 LMAO
Ojokernegro 1 year ago
oh man your the king they should put u in charge of mankind xD liked especialy the "aishiteru" and "ich liebe dich" nice^^
curties 2 years ago 2
haha loved that ending
henrik91bergen 2 years ago
lol, "I was woking out". haha.
Man, you know how to speak the truth AND entertain the heck out of people.
Much love amigo. Keep up the funny. *Wish I had come across this video exactly 1 year ago :P*
HarvestFlame 2 years ago 64
Uhh, dude. It's not that hard to do. It's called speaking your mind while having a sense of humor.
Which one did you miss out on?
Desdemonya 2 years ago
@HarvestFlame that was soooo funny.. i was working out haha
PiousPrincess 1 year ago
he said he loves me. i said "uh huh, bye"
sweetdork09 2 years ago
lmao soo true :D
xioexxx00 2 years ago
HA HA HA your a f u c k e n genius man!!!... but know these women know whats up, oh well.
DoniGuzzo 2 years ago
lol wtf
samwiz007 2 years ago
u can really fix a fucked up day. much luv man
yohaun12 2 years ago 5
LMFAO @ 1:32. Skyy my boi you need to put some lotion on them ashy ass thighs lmfao. Shit fuck the lotion you need some Vaseline.
FliLyfe 2 years ago
u r so funny skyy...keep up the good work :D
bublegumdiva 2 years ago
1:53 ...so the girl next to you is just smiling as you convince ur gf that u love her o_o
tinyheartbreakx 2 years ago 2
You make me laugh! But- that redundant saying. It does make sense. I love my boyfriend. I would jump in front of him to save his life. But... anymore.. I'm just not romantically in love. there are different kinds of love, so when I tel im I love him, it's till true.
skyaerobabe 2 years ago
skyy: tai amo - lmfaoo
halarious guy
Th3B3stChick 2 years ago
so pozitive man ))
forkfromrus 2 years ago
HAHAHA
kenjey123 2 years ago
I was workingout lol!
DopeBoiSS 2 years ago
by default women will/have to disagree...LOL you are my boy and I am your GENTE!
PUArtista 2 years ago 2
i love this guy!
BeamingSplendor 2 years ago 2
hahaha omfg hes right^^
abualborz 2 years ago
By your logic, nobody should ever say it. Kinda insecure and fearful. No guts, no glory, take the plunge - if they don't feel the same way, either work with it or flick and move on.
Pr0wl4r 2 years ago
i think is point is most (guys) say it too soon so to get his point across on what "too soon" is you're better off just not saying it till she does. he doesn't mean for what you said to happen.
tuestresfat 2 years ago
You know who is the only person who should be saying the words 'I love you?'
UR MOM!
Lmao was that your girl that threw the book Skyy?! Lol @ the end.
operations1000 2 years ago
funny vid
whatchasayclb 2 years ago
lol 0:30 to 0:41 actually happened to me, sssssucked guys are so confusing
CRAZEDtranceaddict 2 years ago
goood!
Ver0nic4 2 years ago
you are getting better and better!
nikolica87bg 2 years ago
TRUE DAT
briansalciccioli 2 years ago
you need to put some lotion on those skinny shanks of yours skyy
BlindShoemaker 2 years ago
Hahahahaha you're soooo funny!
Echoamiadogo2 2 years ago
What's he say in the introduction? All of mi gente?
techbbq 2 years ago
Hola mi gentes!
"Hello my people" in spanish
legendaryicecream 2 years ago 2
olla me gente which means hello my people
burningjelly4lyfe 2 years ago
FUCKKKK YOUR SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
basslover11 2 years ago
if you havee to say... it its all said -.-
RetributionAngel 2 years ago
I LOVE YOU!
lostineuphoria88 2 years ago
ur too funny
princesskim18 2 years ago
hahahaha, jokes.
DardanEm 2 years ago
hahaha...pure class!
John!
I LOVE YOU!
mmmbeachlover 2 years ago
That is so funny DIZWORD!!! LOL
SunfireGTX25 2 years ago
what if two people who are dating watch this then I LOVE YOU will never be said.
MINGERZZzz 2 years ago 41
@MINGERZZzz Haha no cause this focuses dominantly on us dudes
bullettomy7thheart 1 year ago
SkyJohn your underwear was not sexy. I hope you trough it away. Lots of greetings.
freemozland 2 years ago
LOL
Jynx3000 2 years ago
hahahaaaaaaa naked tiwster i nprision xD
Razwithz 2 years ago
lol!
JnthnFRbn29 2 years ago