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  • lmfao! naked twister in prison

  • I don't ever say it. Better to keep them insecure, real talk.

  • You are a god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL

    "what happened to your shirt?!"

    "I was working out"

  • He whispered to her " Get in the car."

    

  • i was working out lmfao omg epic

  • Well Sky I do have to say something to you. I...., well I..... love you and want to date you ; )) .........(and offcourse i am joking,......), ...but I do like your video's, they are light, fun and you are so 'sensitive'.

  • That was a good "aishiteiru".

  • @BallerinaStar22 succcckka

  • Thank you skyyjohn for looking out for the men out there. these women are getting ridiculous these days.

  • Ted Mosby should watch skyyjohn's videos ;-)

  • I had a chick tell me she kinda loved me once, what kinda shit is that?!

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • man that shit happened to me i had just got home from a date aNd me and the girl started textin and when i got late she put ILY goodnight and i puased and said ok night... lol

    she broke up with me 2 days after and mighta rreally had feelings for her

  • I adore your accent :D

  • ICH LIEBE DICH!

  • i say the guy. i went out with a girl and after the first date she said i loved u and i wasnt ready but she was and i had to say it but felt uncomfertable. GUYS SAY IT WHEN THEY NEED TO NOT WOMEN FIRST

  • lol your german was.........was.?

  • haha lmao! I LOVE this guy!

    

  • omg big head !

  • @BallerinaStar22 ummm i can respect that....even though i still prefer girls to say they love me first......i said i love you to my girlfriend after 8 months.....in the beginning of the relationship she use to say i love you to me but i told her i was waiting till i was sure....(so i waited for a bad day....said i love you, then had sex haha )

  • MUAHAHAHAHA! I think i just peed my pants a lil.

  • ahahahahaha mane this shit is too funny

  • Vietnamese's "Tôi yêu 'bạn'" is never used. When saying "I love you" it's gender based lol. Ban means "friend". I could be wrong... lol

  • I said it 1 day and 6 hours into the relationship, she let me hit it. As a male we say it so we can have sex with the woman.

  • ahahahahahahahahhha...

  • Someones gonna slip it in! :)

  • I cant stop laughing!

  • HOW DO YOU LIE LIKE THAT? Man, I wouldn't be able to put it together.

  • what does it means if many girls tell you that they love you ?

  • hahaha skyy u is funny dude

  • LOL funny shit

  • This video is awesome!!!!!ajjajajjaaja

  • hahahahahahahahaa

  • lol he said shrubs.

  • 0:08 ich lebe dich? damn german is a crazy language!

    no wonder hitler was a nut..

  • @LowLowSpinners No, "ich LIEBE dich" is much better ;)

  • It was funny how he said I love you but I'm not in love with you. It's like he's doing an impression of Denise Vlogs.

  • honestly i think girls want to hear it cuz honestly i could be in a awesome relationship without having to fucking saying it.

  • u funny as hell

  • LOL!

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  • hahahah what kind of retarded reduntant shit is that ... aaahh good laugh

  • I agree Skyy, the man should never say I love you 1st. I made the mistake once, and it put me in vulnerable position. I'm sure it works for some situations, but not for the most part. If the woman's not interested, your ego's going to be bruised for a few days. For some guys, it'll be weeks, or even months.

  • If you don't say it, who will? O.o

  • @Talesfan13 u dont have to !!

  • most expensive words a man could ever say..just say NO

  • when no one says i love you first it will not ever be said.. the question is, who is the brave one...?

  • Sucks to be capped when watching Skyy's vid!

  • "Let me get rid of this girl right here..." *whispers* "I'll call you later...." jajaja

    That's Messed up Skyy but some funny shit...

  • this guy said it in japanese lol actually no japanese really says i love you because i love you doesnt really exist in the japanese language ask any japanese thats from japan & they will tell you aishiteru is rarely used

  • first i thought you are another wannabe dating / relationship coach.

    then i thought you were pretty funny.

    keep it coming.

  • "I was working out" rofl lmfao

    epic!!!!!!

  • if u really feel it....then why not slip it in anyway...life is to short for regrets and what "coulda" been said....if not...then shut it!

  • HAHA

  • people have a distorted idea of love nowadays.

    and to add to that 1:43 BITCH WE OUTTA PANCAKE MIX!

  • This dude is going to be famous one day, hes hilarious. For the record, I called it...unless someone already called it :/

  • @dfhdjlfh I already called that shit a long ass time ago my brother!!! But yea Skyy would be cool as fuck on TV .... but it would have to be HBO or Showtime or some shit like that -- that lets him say and do whatever the fuck he wants.... you know.....

    Peace!!

  • BOY YOU DA TRUTH..!!! PREACH.....

  • She the "i love you, but not in love with you" speech shit

  • so true lol, everytime I've said it first, backfired huge haha

  • "what happened to ur shirt?"

    "I was working out..."

    LOLLLLLLLLL

  • John you dirty dogggg!!!

    You is talking loco and I likes it!!

    RicRagsLive

  • hahahahahahahah 'i'm dying laughing hahha

  • There's plenty of other words and ways to express "you make me happy, I enjoy our time together and I care about you". In actuality, that's exactly what I said to the last girl I dated when she asked me if I loved her, 'cause I wasn't ready to commit and I felt I should be honest.

  • Saying "I love you" shouldn't be used as manipulation to get something you want or to get out of a compromising situation, such as getting caught cheating (although I take your philosophy with a grain of salt and find you very funny and entertaining). But other people just throw the word around like it's no big deal, and then cheapen the value of those words. Saying I love you should be said to someone you plan on being with forever.

  • this dudes funni

  • But skyy, women love it when you tell them you love them and shit

  • LMFOA. I had a girl say that on the second date right after sex. I went to use the bathroon and climbed out the window. That bitch is still looking for me

  • @gwatson101 lolllllolllllllll

  • @gwatson101 LMFAOOOO! DUDE ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?

  • @gwatson101 LMAO

  • @gwatson101 ya i did something similar to that one time and i saw her about a month or 2 later and she walked up to me out of nowhere and jsut said "by the way your new furniture looks great from the lawn" which freaked me the fuck out becuz i had jsut gotten new furniture the day before she said htat

  • @gwatson101 lol hahahaha dats 2 funny

  • @gwatson101 kkkkkkkkkkkk bastard fo life!

  • Haha Oh my God that was sooo F***in funny. Just bloody brilliant.

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  • Dog...I laughed so hard when your girl came in..LMAO!!!

  • Dude, "I love you" is something that should NEVER fuckin' be said. It's the greatest crock of fucking shit ever. A bitch says that to you she is just fuckin' daring you at that point. She says it respond with a "thank you" or some lame-ass lie that she woudl've used if the tables had been turned.

  • hahahahaaaaa....You are a funny guy!

  • just bought a al bundy no maam tshirt lol

  • SKYY where are your pantsssssssss

  • THE ACCENT THE FACIAL ESPRESSIONS PERFECT LOOOL

  • l0l i was working out lmao

  • suppose their watching you too then? XD

  • バカ

  • first. OMG that's FUNNY!!! xDDDD second: u're totally right ya know? as I said that first ... well... things din't go the way I wanted^^

  • @legendarysannin65 skyjohn maybe a disgusting cum swallowing fag but he is fucking funny . Poofs are "pc" since Obama has made bisexuality popular..

  • @miitchwas what ?????????!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahaha its so funny doing that kind of alibi!! love it!! ^ _ ^

  • hahahahaha lol

    like it =)

  • skyy! you are too funnny:))), you should think about getting your own tv show.....

  • i loled so hard at the naked twister joke

  • rofl .. you r the best dude ..

    '' i was working out'' ahahahaha

  • BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH

  • hahahah that was funny!

  • In my relation, it just happened that she was afraid of getting hurt if I'd refuse her so she kept it for a month until I told her that I'm in love with her.

    This thing about who says it first is kinda fucked up if you know what I mean.

    The relation that's meant to happen happens one way or another, weather you say it first or she does, it all depends on which one loves the other the most, or some other reasons, as I said about my girl.

    If you feel like saying it first, say it, don't hold back

  • @DarkestShadow2008 Damn straight!

  • lotion

  • i was working out ROFL

  • norwegian: Jeg elsker deg - i love you

  • Look you guys, it's alot easier to break it to the girl yourself and end up in a relation then not get anything at all by waiting for the other person to tell you, and the other person waiting from you. Be a man and just go out there.

  • "Naked twister in prison...someone's gonna slip it in"

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • If she cannot tell that I care about her by how I treat her, then that is her problem. I refuse to say it.

  • gotta good point pisses me off when girls cant tell when ur tryin to treat them nice and what not its not hard to pick up on shit dudes do now their stuff is confuzing sometimes

  • several women have told me that no matter what our actions are they need to hear the words.

    which in some cases the guy says the words but is actions do not reflect them. but some women are taken in by that.

    sad.

  • Hahahahahaha!!!

  • lol lol coool hahahahahhahahhaah

  • jajaajajajajajajajaaj

  • ahahahaha

  • here's how you do it. take her to a party, and get away from her for like, a half hour. find her again, and act as though you're slightly wasted. only slightly. then, tell her you love her. if she returns it, get to smackin them cheeks up. if she says no, turn up the fake drunkness. start laughing really hard, and just go to a couch and pretend to pass out, or something. the point is so that you can use the good old "i was drunk" excuse.

  • fsho.

  • @WowzaBoyz Nice one :)

  • umm i love skyy's videos but i didn't get this one, i know what he means is not to say i love you first but can someone explain why not say it and what happens when u do? This one video is very confusing, FOR ME, lol only for me, im not stating this video is confusing, im just saying it is but only for me. so can someone reply please?

  • its just akward when a man says it first, because he's putting aside his masculnality and pouring his heart out, im not saying that women dont put their heart out too, im just saying that its generally harder for men to do, so the easy way out is not to say it all and wait for the women to tell him that so that he's the one confirming....make sense?

  • hahahaha

  • someone's gonna slip it in ahhahhahahhahahhahah

  • sky.. i love you..

    lmfao.. funny video. ^^

  • That's the sign of a stalker, needy and clingy person.

  • Naked twister in prison!!

    That joke made my day! :D

  • lmao

  • Ok. No. I love you but I'm not in love with you means, I adore you, but I'm not sure you're the one. I simply thought the guy would get that when I said it. It happens. You get with someone *before* falling in love? Expect it to happen. Stick to saying what you feel. If she's gonna run away when you say you love her, she probly has a reason.

  • ♪"'Cause my heart belongs to you

    My love is pure and true

    My heart belongs to you

    But my cock is community property"♪

  • steel panther rules...

  • @Shun101010 LMAO

  • oh man your the king they should  put u in charge of mankind xD liked especialy the "aishiteru" and "ich liebe dich" nice^^

  • haha loved that ending

  • lol, "I was woking out". haha.

    Man, you know how to speak the truth AND entertain the heck out of people.

    Much love amigo. Keep up the funny. *Wish I had come across this video exactly 1 year ago :P*

  • Uhh, dude. It's not that hard to do. It's called speaking your mind while having a sense of humor.

    Which one did you miss out on?

  • @HarvestFlame that was soooo funny.. i was working out haha

  • he said he loves me. i said "uh huh, bye"

  • lmao soo true :D

  • HA HA HA your a f u c k e n genius man!!!... but know these women know whats up, oh well.

  • lol wtf

  • u can really fix a fucked up day. much luv man

  • LMFAO @ 1:32. Skyy my boi you need to put some lotion on them ashy ass thighs lmfao. Shit fuck the lotion you need some Vaseline.

  • u r so funny skyy...keep up the good work :D

  • 1:53  ...so the girl next to you is just smiling as you convince ur gf that u love her o_o

  • You make me laugh! But- that redundant saying. It does make sense. I love my boyfriend. I would jump in front of him to save his life. But... anymore.. I'm just not romantically in love. there are different kinds of love, so when I tel im I love him, it's till true.

  • skyy: tai amo - lmfaoo

    halarious guy

  • so pozitive man ))

  • HAHAHA

  • I was workingout lol!

  • by default women will/have to disagree...LOL you are my boy and I am your GENTE!

  • i love this guy!

  • hahaha omfg hes right^^

  • By your logic, nobody should ever say it. Kinda insecure and fearful. No guts, no glory, take the plunge - if they don't feel the same way, either work with it or flick and move on.

  • i think is point is most (guys) say it too soon so to get his point across on what "too soon" is you're better off just not saying it till she does. he doesn't mean for what you said to happen.

  • You know who is the only person who should be saying the words 'I love you?'

    UR MOM!

    Lmao was that your girl that threw the book Skyy?! Lol @ the end.

  • funny vid

  • lol 0:30 to 0:41 actually happened to me, sssssucked guys are so confusing

  • goood!

  • you are getting better and better!

  • TRUE DAT

  • you need to put some lotion on those skinny shanks of yours skyy

  • Hahahahaha you're soooo funny!

  • What's he say in the introduction? All of mi gente?

  • Hola mi gentes!

    "Hello my people" in spanish

  • olla me gente which means hello my people

  • FUCKKKK YOUR SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

  • if you havee to say... it its all said -.-

  • I LOVE YOU!

  • ur too funny

  • hahahaha, jokes.

  • hahaha...pure class!

    John!

    I LOVE YOU!

  • That is so funny DIZWORD!!! LOL

  • what if two people who are dating watch this then I LOVE YOU will never be said.

  • @MINGERZZzz Haha no cause this focuses dominantly on us dudes

  • SkyJohn your underwear was not sexy. I hope you trough it away. Lots of greetings.

  • LOL

  • hahahaaaaaaa naked tiwster i nprision xD

  • lol!