KITH - A Thousand Dollars

[lyricsmaster6307]

im not gonna give you a thousand dollars

[chrishell1]

Bwahaha

[kontroledkos]

they should put the dislike button somewhere useful...like an S.N.L skit...

[AllPro777]

@kontroledkos

Wait, what's SNL? Ohhhhhhh, you mean Saturday Night Lame?

[kontroledkos]

crap! I accidentally hit the dislike button!!! 

[conchudo12345]

Someone's gonna get OVER 9000 dollars!

Who'd you think is gonna get OVER 9000 dollars?

[GrassValleyGreg]

Hands down the best opener the Kids ever did.

[collinsl204]

This is by far one of the funniest kith skits by far. I love Scott!!! He is so hilarious.

[lady12480]

he doesnt look excited when they give him the money

[jimlowder]

That is the same bar the Cincinnati Kid goes to in order to find the Toronto kid...

[squeakvl]

Intentional or not, this is a pretty apt description of American foreign policy.

[epsteinsmutha1]

Who's gonna get buggered up the arse? Someone's gonna get buggered up the arse. Who ya think's gonna get buggered up the arse? Might be you or it might be you 'cuz . . . someone's gonna get buggered up the arse.

[jac6995]

lol so random I live it!

[danocean111213]

i laughed so hard i spit out a little sprite little all over my keyboard.



[AvantTheGardner]

2 people got punched in the head at this bar.

[beastieboyrich]

One of the best shows ever!

[sicstyl]

The way Scott twirls his fist as Mark sings is hilarious XD

[yettibrad]

KITH are the fucking kings of random-ass comedy.

[pattonsgirl27]

does anyone know where the sketch is with the beatnick poetry??? "A mother, a sister, a brother, a niece..."

[HunterGunslinger]

@pattonsgirl27 i think you're thinking of "the bass player"

[RyanEvH]

I'd rather get the punch in the head.

[VonCouch]

I don't know why this is so hilarious. It just is.

[ourfinalrequiem]

lmao at 0:43. I wanna do that in a fight

[GrassValleyGreg]

hell yea I love his little lasso twirl

[Sh0nin]

This is why I wanna be rich

[kegean]

epic

[AvEryBadApPLe]

awesome!

[GrassValleyGreg]

Probably my favorite show opener of them all

[spookypig]

Yeah absolutely

[jmidgetou]

This is hilarious.

[allanfelipebr]

That's great.

[JuggaloFloob]

I wish people would do this in real life. ^_^

[MalenkyGoblin]

Hopefully not the punch in the head.

[AllPro777]

@JuggaloFloob

They do. Someone gets punched in the head every night in bars all over the world.

[FireMyCat]

Does anyone have the clip where the guy reads he is kidnapped in a newspaper and he has to pay his ransom in Canadian dollars, but he is two dollars short, so he copy's a bill. The kidnapper almost noticed, bites off a piece of the fake bill, and accepts it? Also, does anyone have the fish for a hand clip? You cant vote for him if he has a fish for a hand!

[ferrifs]

the kidnapped one is watch?v=dkHsgATEewE

[dandap87]

nanaimo bars

[comedicbelial]

An absolute classic skit

[amhaun01]

this might be the funniest thing i've ever seen.

[IngotAU]

Thanks for posting this! I was describing this sketch to m'sainted mother, but it's much better just to show her. Yuuup!

[lifelikeweeds819]

This sketch verifies how much of a brilliant physical comedian Scott Thompson can be.  Every damn thing he does in this sketch makes me giggle and drool.

[rosebud0808]

uh oh someones gonna get a punch in the head

[christineybeany]

omg my favorite skit!!!!

[mediocrenewyork]

I love KITH but this segment ? Whaaaaa??

[project5121]

Love how he walks when hes singing and when he acts all dramatic when he pulls out his fist."Someones gonna get a punch in the head.."Lmao!

[lifelikeweeds819]

You have woven a bountiful and rich story full of thrills, chills, and lmao's.

Tell us more.

[project5121]

I can't think about anything else that hasn't been outlined in my last comment.

[lifelikeweeds819]

Why can't you think about anything else other than that comment? Your singular focus is to be applauded.  I hope you can remember to think about breathing.

I think I'm falling for you.

[project5121]

What the hell are you talking about?Are you being sarcastic?

[lifelikeweeds819]

I have this weird thing for literal meanings of words.

[zombielordxxx]

love this skit of KITH!!!

[IIGOLDENCROWNII]

lol?

[radicaltracey]

I can watch this video over and over and still laugh til i cry... hahahaha!

[VilhelmNielsen]

I feel the same away.

[SHAUNMcgarnagul]

I am so gonna do this when I am filthy rich

[BrettDunbar]

someones gonna get a punch in the head

whodcha thinks gonna get a punch in the head?

[LazloRocks]

this will never get old

[misy49]

Mines how he twirls his fist

[nezror]

Uh Oh!!!

[PsychoPath202]

This is probably the only sketch of their's they have that actually make's me laugh.

[A550RGY]

Just Scott Thompson walking into the bar and saying "YEeeeep" with that serious face of his is enough to make me crack up laughing.

[notootsieno]

Haha me too, Scott is great in this sketch.

[becksterABZ]

BTW-its also because of everyone legging it when he has his fist ready! ;)

[becksterABZ]

Amazing.Hilarious.Fantastic.Th­is is my fave out of all their stuff.Yay!

[Naturalchic3]

I wish I knew why this has me laughing uncontrollably every time I see it. Probably the mix of Marc's song and Scott's facial expressions. Either way, freakin' classic!

[yaggy9]

season 3, towards the end (ep.19 or 20 i think)

[milardfilmore]

This is hilarious. Does anyone know what episode and season it's from?

[larryllama]

season 2 ep 17

[venosf]

My Favorite Opening Sketch from the Kids...simple, short, funny.

[joemj413]

I wonder who's gonna get punched in the head!?

[jessie74]

He'll probably punch the guy he gave the thousand dollars to.....then take his money back!.

[canadaskater]

good guess

[sector9hummingbird]

awesome