Call me insane and psychotic but I just LOVED it when Bruce Lee was serverly fucking up and snapped, Chick Florence oh I'm sorry, Chuck Norris! It's gotten to the point that sorry son of a bitch can hurry up and die!!! Chuck Norris is the god of overration! HE CAN GO TO HELL!!! I can't stand him and his feeble minded fans! I've made a video about, Chuck Norris watch if you're interested, because yeah it's gotten to that point of pure hatred of Chuck Norris.
Why does everyone think Chuck norris is so cool? I mean, he's just some actor who's lost return of the dragon and epic rap battles of history. It's not like he's jus gonna come out of no where and smash my head in to the keyboardhagdadjaguydhuayhduyahwodujalkdjhagwudhapkouhduyagwoduigad
Bruce Lee would win simply because 1. he moves faster then the normal combatant.2. he developed his own martial art known as Jeet Kune Do which is deadly btw and 3. Chuck Norris in real life couldn't keep up. You out there who keep up with the cn jokes fail to realize it.
Well Chuck Norris was very good in martial arts and so was Bruce Lee.. And of course Chuck Norris can;t move like that now.. The years have gone by.. He didn't even make those jokes himself.
the chinese filmakers couldnt produce great music like American filmakers. If you listen you can hear they stole music from Once Upon A Time in the West.
the hitting and kicking impacts that were taken look soooo fake, but overall the martial arts skill shown here is amazing. 9 minutes and 36 seconds well spent.
you know the only reason bruce lee beat chuck norris is because bruce was producing the film and told chuck he was to be the victor. chuck also had to gain a bunch of weight for the film so it could look like bruce was taking on a much larger opponent.
Bruce Lee will always be the master. Nobody alive today could compete with him. hes been dead for 36 years now nad he was only 32. Yet people still cant match him. That shows how kick ass he would be if he had lived longer. I bet if you asked chuck himself he would agree.
Seriously, Bruce Lee was so fast they had to slow down the movie a bit just so you could see what he did. Bruce Lee could take on Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan and Jet Li all at once XD haha
If you can kill Chuck Norris you can defeat god himself. Since God realized that, he put a hit on Bruce Lee and ofcoarse we all know the what happened.
Chuck is a good man. Cant say I agree with the Bible shit, but he's essentially a stunt man who made it big and as a result he still has a sense of humility and is actually quite approachable as opposed to someone like Steven Seagal, who from all accounts is a totally self absorbed shitbag.
Thank goodness Bruce Lee killed that retard. Fuck the over-rated pile of shit that is Chuck Norris. He wants bible being taught as factual history in schools?! You go Bruce Lee! Break that fuckers neck!
you know that chuck norris never ends right.he might have died but everyone knows that once he dies he is later reincarnated into a better chuck norris 1000 times stronger
"The movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay."
no see bruce lee can kick anyones ass cause he is a real fighter. chuck norris is an overated actor but bruce lee is one of the greast fighters that ecer lived. he created the one-inch-punch which he use really fast in here on a part close up. Bruce lee could actually do better than that if it was a real fight. chuck wouldn't know what to do if it wasn't acting
Bruce Lee is dead. Why, you ask? Because Chuck Norris delivered a punch to the head in this very fight scene. During the rest of Bruce Lee's life, the blow to the head slowly began to incapacitate him, eventually leading to a brain hemorrhage and his death.
Then bruce winked at the cat and the cat called on all his thug cat friends and they started nibbling on Chuck's chest hairs! Wah-tah...atah---oooooo...atah hiiiyahhhhh!
i think that the kitten symbolizes chuck norris's beard...and how it is young....yet curious...and it will soon flourish in its majestic spender that is, what it will always meant to be, a cat.
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There's a life lesson here; pussy is usually involved whenever two men fight...
mrallpurpose 3 hours ago
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mrallpurpose 3 hours ago
Chuck Norris would never beat bruce lee.
THEepicasian17 3 days ago
BRUCE LEE RULES (without a beard)
WiremuT12 1 week ago
Wut, u thoght Chuck Norris had a chance against THE BRUCE LEE?
lugi123live 1 week ago
what chuck norris suppose to lose?
harderanddontstop 1 week ago
Chuck Norris's one and only loss
mesicandragon 1 week ago
The chest grabber! OMG i know that move! :D
fouavangter1 2 weeks ago
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fouavangter1 2 weeks ago
CHUCK ONLY LOST COS HE FORGOT TO PUT HIS BEARD ON :(
MrPS1XO 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris was a white belt when he fight with Bruce Lee.
JorgemgTuselli 3 weeks ago
am i watchin a fight or gay porn?
Themediaman64 4 weeks ago
hahaha the way chuck tried copying Bruce and Bruce just punched him :D LOL
justin2796 1 month ago
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Chuck Norris lost return of the dragon, to whom? Bruce Lee. This explains the mysterious death of bruce lee some time later.
HabboAYBABTU 1 month ago
Now I know how Chuck Norris got his beard... from his chest hair
nestornegron 1 month ago
chuck norris is like yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and then gets his neck broke lmao
yungsqueezie 1 month ago
Wich second (ex. 0:00) are the kitten? :)
sanoj275 2 months ago
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MrPS1XO 3 weeks ago
the asian dude is better at karate...weird.
tuckerscott23 2 months ago
Call me insane and psychotic but I just LOVED it when Bruce Lee was serverly fucking up and snapped, Chick Florence oh I'm sorry, Chuck Norris! It's gotten to the point that sorry son of a bitch can hurry up and die!!! Chuck Norris is the god of overration! HE CAN GO TO HELL!!! I can't stand him and his feeble minded fans! I've made a video about, Chuck Norris watch if you're interested, because yeah it's gotten to that point of pure hatred of Chuck Norris.
Tyshawngibson123 2 months ago
Why does everyone think Chuck norris is so cool? I mean, he's just some actor who's lost return of the dragon and epic rap battles of history. It's not like he's jus gonna come out of no where and smash my head in to the keyboardhagdadjaguydhuayhduyahwodujalkdjhagwudhapkouhduyagwoduigad
Themediaman64 2 months ago 2
@Themediaman64 chuck didnt lose ERBOH. he never loses.
ahoop14 2 months ago
the one man who made chuck noris bleed
terminator007ify 3 months ago
T_T. Why? Bruce is gone. :( WHY? RIP.
BronsonFan111 3 months ago
@BronsonFan111 why'd bruce die again?
ahoop14 2 months ago
@ahoop14 Heart failure =( he is my number one idol
xXxZodiacSFxXx 1 month ago
does CN neck get cracked
MultIz0Ne256 4 months ago
@MultIz0Ne256 yeah so he grew his beard to defend his weak spot
kensei85 4 months ago
Chuck Norris took off his robe, but why did he leave his sweater on?
Fip101 4 months ago
@Fip101 robe? was he going to shower?
tamapalagi 2 months ago
epic rap battles of history
eternalabyss4u 4 months ago 2
0:25 hairy motherfucking chest
CenterEntertainment 5 months ago 2
Chuck Norris is now 73
legostarwarsroaster 5 months ago
I thought Chuck only allows you to lose, but now He allows you to Win.
KasparWD 6 months ago
why is he so hairy :( i mean the kat ;)
MISTAPEWPEW 6 months ago in playlist Bruce Lee
So what is the point of the cat? I found it to be extremely random.
1Morey 6 months ago
Met him at kickstart belt ceremony
Negi3946 2 years ago
Bruce Lee would win simply because 1. he moves faster then the normal combatant.2. he developed his own martial art known as Jeet Kune Do which is deadly btw and 3. Chuck Norris in real life couldn't keep up. You out there who keep up with the cn jokes fail to realize it.
RageAgainstTheNormal 2 years ago
Well Chuck Norris was very good in martial arts and so was Bruce Lee.. And of course Chuck Norris can;t move like that now.. The years have gone by.. He didn't even make those jokes himself.
TheGuyWithDaFace 2 years ago
BRUCE FOREVER!
TyFox333 2 years ago
tyfox, u idiot the cat was the real hero D:< bish.
XxMyT999xX 2 years ago
NOOOO CHUCK NORRIS!
xasianboy 2 years ago
bruce lee was loosing then chuck norris was and bruce lee won
Spikeballmanexe 2 years ago
Oh my god, he killed Luke Skywalker!
ginnoveffect 2 years ago
I wish I could pop my body like Bruce Lee!
xSpartanWarrior117x 2 years ago
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altejeda7 2 years ago
he lost cuz was wearing an adidas!
RCPY 2 years ago
the chinese filmakers couldnt produce great music like American filmakers. If you listen you can hear they stole music from Once Upon A Time in the West.
bobisdark 2 years ago
thats because chuck norris is in t
most martial arts movies in asia are better
the only good martial arts movies in amerca were jackie chans and jet li
just look how fucked up street fighter or dragon ball was
GeeeRiff 2 years ago
PLEASE visit saveaaliyah . com to help save a three year old girl from child molestation.
Pro14851 2 years ago
Damn!!This is old!
SerbianHipHopTV 2 years ago
All the cracking of bones was a bit over the top
picklehead41 2 years ago
hey theres a kitty in the scene
BIGE2K99 2 years ago 14
you don't say
code123ns 2 years ago
@BIGE2K99 no shit sherlock!!!
shortcutist 2 months ago
the fight wouldve ended immediately if bruce used his one inch punch
chickenfetusnarr 2 years ago 2
best scene ever. fuck chuck norris lol
chickenfetusnarr 2 years ago 2
the first 25 secs it looks like a porno
YourFaceSucksAlot 2 years ago
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that wouldn't happen in real life, chuck norris would win and there wouldn't be laughter
ddogolson29 2 years ago
bruce lee would win I have met chuck norris he even said he would lose
Negi3946 2 years ago 5
whered you meet him at
1spidersymbiotepool 2 years ago
Kitten: I can learnz Karatey?
SuperBigChug 2 years ago 17
Chuck Norris, is not dead i saw him yesterday in his Total Gym Commercial
TheSiMpLeKiLLeR 2 years ago 3
okay so whats up with the kitten?? all the kitten did was make me laugh haha
kawaiikaruson 2 years ago 2
the hitting and kicking impacts that were taken look soooo fake, but overall the martial arts skill shown here is amazing. 9 minutes and 36 seconds well spent.
Fudgeyer 2 years ago
1st Bruce Lee
2nd Jackie Chan
3rd Jet Li
randomphilong 2 years ago
bruce lee was THAT small??
whoo689 2 years ago
Chuck Norris only lost because he had not found the power of the beard; is chest hair was too weak.
WobblyLegMan 2 years ago 5
haha!
shawndimery 2 years ago
you know the only reason bruce lee beat chuck norris is because bruce was producing the film and told chuck he was to be the victor. chuck also had to gain a bunch of weight for the film so it could look like bruce was taking on a much larger opponent.
RyanDismay 2 years ago
lmao Bruce Lee vs A HAIRY BEAST??
purtypurr 2 years ago 2
Bruce Lee will always be the master. Nobody alive today could compete with him. hes been dead for 36 years now nad he was only 32. Yet people still cant match him. That shows how kick ass he would be if he had lived longer. I bet if you asked chuck himself he would agree.
Lephor1 2 years ago 2
Seriously, Bruce Lee was so fast they had to slow down the movie a bit just so you could see what he did. Bruce Lee could take on Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan and Jet Li all at once XD haha
kawaiikaruson 2 years ago 3
You know Bruce taught chuck norris right?
Lephor1 2 years ago
that was chuck norris in his less-deadly human form. bruce just got lucky
BertMcracken08 2 years ago
Fail
Effects4Life 2 years ago
If you can kill Chuck Norris you can defeat god himself. Since God realized that, he put a hit on Bruce Lee and ofcoarse we all know the what happened.
germzilla101 2 years ago
Chuck is a good man. Cant say I agree with the Bible shit, but he's essentially a stunt man who made it big and as a result he still has a sense of humility and is actually quite approachable as opposed to someone like Steven Seagal, who from all accounts is a totally self absorbed shitbag.
billwun 2 years ago
Thank goodness Bruce Lee killed that retard. Fuck the over-rated pile of shit that is Chuck Norris. He wants bible being taught as factual history in schools?! You go Bruce Lee! Break that fuckers neck!
hippydude89 2 years ago
you know that chuck norris never ends right.he might have died but everyone knows that once he dies he is later reincarnated into a better chuck norris 1000 times stronger
oscarman422 2 years ago
the only reason chuck norris lost was cause he was wearing addidas, not his usual nikes....
omardcu 2 years ago
LOL KITTY FTW!
WHIPMAST3R 2 years ago 5
what were they fighting about
simpsonsvsfuturama 2 years ago
bruce lee s bitch scream are the best
MrAndres47 2 years ago
chuck norris sucks. Without Bruce lee he wouldve been such a wimp. chuck norris spared with bruce lee ALOT
musat100 2 years ago 2
Nice kitty!
mpmajer 2 years ago 3
it is noriis's fault he died cus he fights to the death for honor but bruce wouldve let him go
SupaAznSaiyan 2 years ago
rofl chuck norris looks like luke skywalker...
steelFTBall96 2 years ago 4
HAHAHA YOUR RIGHTXD
musat100 2 years ago
Bruce Lee can't beat Norris.
He PWNS Norris.
china1529 2 years ago
That cat experienced one of the greatest moments in history when the fag chuck norris died. Without Bruce Lee there wouldnt be Chuck Norris.
UltimateFIGHTER12 2 years ago
The Cat is Required to Kill Chuck Norris.
solidsnakered 2 years ago
bruce lee taught everything chuck norris knows about kicking the shit out of people
chuck norris isnt that great
Folter 2 years ago
chuck norris is gay!
pdelao13 2 years ago
chuck norris will find and kill you
orisidone 2 years ago
5:45 DAMN!!!
NicolasKatchia 2 years ago
That was fucking brutal.
mootallica 2 years ago
boo chuck norris rules
twilightman444 2 years ago
"The movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay."
-Google's Chuck Norris facts and jokes
mnmumul 2 years ago
chuck norris b4 he grew his beard
Dennicor 2 years ago
one of the geatest fight scenes in all of movie history but what the hell is up with the cat im sorry but it makes way to funny
enigma9263 2 years ago
LOL He grabs his chest hair rofl
PndaKttn 2 years ago
wat the fuck is up wit the cat
aliceinchains898 2 years ago 3
The dramatic zoom in and zoom out at 8:07 - 8:09 was hillarious.
SuperSonicSSJX 2 years ago
Cat's the best part... it's all like "Meow, meow!" which in cat language means, "holy shit he has more back hair than me and I'm a cat!"
zilch0zilch0 2 years ago 3
they are both awesome and was a good fight but i like norris better, i was watching walker,texas ranger today lol
famineman 2 years ago
I am a big fan of both of these guys. This was epically badass to see!! Was this whole thing over body hair?
tjlock 2 years ago
no i take that back. He is the greastest Martial artist and that is said by other pros. they say his kicks felt like getting hit by a car.
guitartate92 2 years ago
no see bruce lee can kick anyones ass cause he is a real fighter. chuck norris is an overated actor but bruce lee is one of the greast fighters that ecer lived. he created the one-inch-punch which he use really fast in here on a part close up. Bruce lee could actually do better than that if it was a real fight. chuck wouldn't know what to do if it wasn't acting
guitartate92 2 years ago
the only man deserving of a win over chuck norris, bruce lee, the dragon, may he rest in peace.
produqt17 2 years ago
wow broke his arm with out even touching it. anyone else notice that
tuber600 2 years ago
ya and did you notice he broke his fall with his "broken" arm haha. i thought that was funny
kawaiikaruson 2 years ago
If you knew the basics of martial arts.
You would know that Bruce was studying his opononent in the first round, thats why Chuck couldn't touch him after all
RussioTake2 2 years ago
forgat Bruce lee and Chuck norris! look at the footwork on that cat 1:51
sasukemax 2 years ago 5
lol XD!!
jcb278rs 2 years ago
so fake
elvedin999 2 years ago
Bruce is quite a master of Martial arts. Get used to it.
NinjaBurgerRules 2 years ago
THE HAIRY V. THE HAIRLESS
Hybridy0 2 years ago 2
i loved the kiity! it was soo cute.
the9scout 2 years ago 2
Bruce Lee is dead. Why, you ask? Because Chuck Norris delivered a punch to the head in this very fight scene. During the rest of Bruce Lee's life, the blow to the head slowly began to incapacitate him, eventually leading to a brain hemorrhage and his death.
magikmhan321321 2 years ago
I think this wasn't chuck norris.. It probably was Nhuck Corris. That wouldn't be the way Chuck Norris would fight.
Macdude520 2 years ago
this is really chuck norris no doubt about it i have the movie and he is on the casts list
Justmango112 2 years ago
Im glad this movie was made. This way, people might just SHUT THE HELL UP about that annoying Chuck Norris shit.
thommyboy29 2 years ago
I like how Chuck tried to do Bruce's little bounce and got pimped slapped for it! LOL
Quincydellic 2 years ago
WHOA!!! I have never seen hairy shoulders!
DIG73RD 2 years ago
Why Is Chuck Norris wearing a shirt under his suit?....
RitterJames 2 years ago
dude Lee is liked glazed, no hairs on his torso
and Norris is an effing YETI!!!!!!!
defender2085 2 years ago 3
Chinese have no chest hair.
th3warr1or 2 years ago
KITTY NOOOOO!!
canadianspwn11 2 years ago
chuck norris is realy hairy ##
scrumhalfwing 2 years ago
But chuck norris NEVER DIES! :(
Stomper225 2 years ago
i like the dramatic face zooms at 8:05
milkofun 2 years ago
how did chuck norris go from doing amazing displays of martial arts to beating up jaywalkers as a texas ranger. depressing.
Granada777 2 years ago
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KendrickToomey 2 years ago
the cat intensifies the scene 10x
MalcolmisKing 2 years ago 3
Right after this Chuck Norris said "Round 2" and roundhouse kicked him in the face
MNIMnoob 2 years ago
Then bruce winked at the cat and the cat called on all his thug cat friends and they started nibbling on Chuck's chest hairs! Wah-tah...atah---oooooo...atah hiiiyahhhhh!
DIG73RD 2 years ago
T.B.,Why are you so fixed on Bruce's six pack?!?!....LOL....Just playin' good point though.lol
DIG73RD 2 years ago
haha! asians rule! bruce lee has better abs than chuck norris!
TeriyakeeBowl 2 years ago
hell yeah
milkofun 2 years ago
chuck norris sued the chiya pet things they stole the idea when they saw his chest...lol
herod1x 2 years ago
lmao 8:07
skokel1 2 years ago
dude what is up with people and chuck norris he is a fag i hate him im glade he died
senkewitz2000 2 years ago
wtf is up with all that hair on his chest stomach and top of his back
guy17TokioHotelfan 2 years ago
the reason y chuck norris lost: HE WAS CLEAN SHAVEN. HIS POWER COMES FROM HIS BEARD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
legolean2 2 years ago
Bruce lee: The reason why Chuck Norris has a career.
KristofThePaladin 2 years ago 3
Is that hair on Chucks chest fake? i hope so.... shit
thaWizardofAuz 2 years ago
wtf is up with the cat.
fomspsk8er 2 years ago
chuck norris sucks lol he got his ass kicked
Shooterx18 2 years ago
this... is... balogna
kab6000 2 years ago
Thats blasphemy Chuck norris can never die!
raymondleeleggs 2 years ago
Lol youve never seen a Bruce Lee movie ever have you?
P.S. Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee's Student.
FACT.
Bruce Lee once broke a 150 pound body bag
FACT.
It was said that upon sight, Bruce Lee's testicle rendered Chuck Norris unconscious.
Fact...ish.
Mannamedwest314 2 years ago 5
hahahaa
djsebizzle 2 years ago
i think that the kitten symbolizes chuck norris's beard...and how it is young....yet curious...and it will soon flourish in its majestic spender that is, what it will always meant to be, a cat.
zeldahalomanhunt 2 years ago
lol chucks yell at the end was funny
FreshPrinceCM 2 years ago
Chuck norris is wolverine?
takeapieandrun 2 years ago
so it is true...chuck norriss's only true weakness is the purrrr of a pussy cat!
NinjaturtleDK 2 years ago
Chuck Norris died?
Thats right
Bruce Lee is more kick ass than the Norris-meister himself.
But most of all,
THE CAT FUCKING PWNS!
RIP
Bruce Lee
RJT94 2 years ago
may gos bless his soul
Supercoolio12 2 years ago
i the beginning of the vid i thought "are they gonna do each other or fight" lol cuz they are strippin
monkeys333ink 2 years ago
He can't really die, it was just in the script! I'm sure if Chuck getting killed wasn't in the script he would have one for sure :P
TheHelmetKing 2 years ago
So Lee broke chick's neck?
Dexion131 2 years ago
That random ass kitty is what threw Chuck Norris off
jinx602000 2 years ago
Chuck Norris would have won but the weight of his chest hair was slowing him down
MMAfighter70 2 years ago
hahahaha
shamrin705 2 years ago
lmao thats hilarious
jinx602000 2 years ago
i think what made those chuck norris jokes funny is that they couldn't be further from the truth...
Fungorrr 2 years ago
chuck got owned
funkadelik69 2 years ago 2
Chuck Norris can DIE!
tozoanuva 2 years ago
awesome! loving the seemingly irrelevant kitten :P
cartoonmarc 2 years ago
Chuck got OWNED Bruce Lee is like Jesus
14Jarad 2 years ago 2
2:55 Niceeee combo...
Fralohalo 2 years ago
lui kang
kriag2 2 years ago
actually bruce lee is where they got the idea for Lui Kang
LinkbloodWoW7 2 years ago
lol thats wat i meant
kriag2 2 years ago