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  • Chuck Norris would never beat bruce lee.

  • BRUCE LEE RULES (without a beard)

  • Wut, u thoght Chuck Norris had a chance against THE BRUCE LEE?

  • what chuck norris suppose to lose?

  • Chuck Norris's one and only loss

  • The chest grabber! OMG i know that move! :D

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  • CHUCK ONLY LOST COS HE FORGOT TO PUT HIS BEARD ON :(

  • Chuck Norris was a white belt when he fight with Bruce Lee.

  • am i watchin a fight or gay porn?

  • hahaha the way chuck tried copying Bruce and Bruce just punched him :D LOL

  • Now I know how Chuck Norris got his beard... from his chest hair

  • chuck norris is like yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and then gets his neck broke lmao

  • Wich second (ex. 0:00) are the kitten? :)

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  • the asian dude is better at karate...weird.

  • Call me insane and psychotic but I just LOVED it when Bruce Lee was serverly fucking up and snapped, Chick Florence oh I'm sorry, Chuck Norris! It's gotten to the point that sorry son of a bitch can hurry up and die!!! Chuck Norris is the god of overration! HE CAN GO TO HELL!!! I can't stand him and his feeble minded fans! I've made a video about, Chuck Norris watch if you're interested, because yeah it's gotten to that point of pure hatred of Chuck Norris.

  • Why does everyone think Chuck norris is so cool? I mean, he's just some actor who's lost return of the dragon and epic rap battles of history. It's not like he's jus gonna come out of no where and smash my head in to the keyboardhagdadjaguydhuayhduyah­wodujalkdjhagwudhapkouhduyagwo­duigad

  • @Themediaman64 chuck didnt lose ERBOH. he never loses.

  • the one man who made chuck noris bleed

  • T_T. Why? Bruce is gone. :( WHY? RIP.

  • @BronsonFan111 why'd bruce die again?

  • @ahoop14 Heart failure =( he is my number one idol

  • does CN neck get cracked

  • @MultIz0Ne256 yeah so he grew his beard to defend his weak spot

  • Chuck Norris took off his robe, but why did he leave his sweater on?

  • @Fip101 robe? was he going to shower?

  • epic rap battles of history

  • 0:25 hairy motherfucking chest

  • Chuck Norris is now 73

  • I thought Chuck only allows you to lose, but now He allows you to Win.

  • why is he so hairy :( i mean the kat ;)

  • So what is the point of the cat? I found it to be extremely random.

  • Met him at kickstart belt ceremony

  • Bruce Lee would win simply because 1. he moves faster then the normal combatant.2. he developed his own martial art known as Jeet Kune Do which is deadly btw and 3. Chuck Norris in real life couldn't keep up. You out there who keep up with the cn jokes fail to realize it.

  • Well Chuck Norris was very good in martial arts and so was Bruce Lee.. And of course Chuck Norris can;t move like that now.. The years have gone by.. He didn't even make those jokes himself.

  • BRUCE FOREVER!

  • tyfox, u idiot the cat was the real hero D:< bish.

  • NOOOO CHUCK NORRIS!

  • bruce lee was loosing then chuck norris was and bruce lee won

  • Oh my god, he killed Luke Skywalker!

  • I wish I could pop my body like Bruce Lee!

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  • he lost cuz was wearing an adidas!

  • the chinese filmakers couldnt produce great music like American filmakers. If you listen you can hear they stole music from Once Upon A Time in the West.

  • thats because chuck norris is in t

    most martial arts movies in asia are better

    the only good martial arts movies in amerca were jackie chans and jet li

    just look how fucked up street fighter or dragon ball was

  • PLEASE visit saveaaliyah . com to help save a three year old girl from child molestation.

  • Damn!!This is old!

  • All the cracking of bones was a bit over the top

  • hey theres a kitty in the scene

  • you don't say

  • @BIGE2K99 no shit sherlock!!!

  • the fight wouldve ended immediately if bruce used his one inch punch

  • best scene ever. fuck chuck norris lol

  • the first 25 secs it looks like a porno

  • bruce lee would win I have met chuck norris he even said he would lose

  • whered you meet him at

  • Kitten: I can learnz Karatey?

  • Chuck Norris, is not dead i saw him yesterday in his Total Gym Commercial

  • okay so whats up with the kitten?? all the kitten did was make me laugh haha

  • the hitting and kicking impacts that were taken look soooo fake, but overall the martial arts skill shown here is amazing. 9 minutes and 36 seconds well spent.

  • 1st Bruce Lee

    2nd Jackie Chan

    3rd  Jet Li

  • bruce lee was THAT small??

  • Chuck Norris only lost because he had not found the power of the beard; is chest hair was too weak.

  • haha!

  • you know the only reason bruce lee beat chuck norris is because bruce was producing the film and told chuck he was to be the victor. chuck also had to gain a bunch of weight for the film so it could look like bruce was taking on a much larger opponent.

  • lmao Bruce Lee vs A HAIRY BEAST??

  • Bruce Lee will always be the master. Nobody alive today could compete with him. hes been dead for 36 years now nad he was only 32. Yet people still cant match him. That shows how kick ass he would be if he had lived longer. I bet if you asked chuck himself he would agree.

  • Seriously, Bruce Lee was so fast they had to slow down the movie a bit just so you could see what he did. Bruce Lee could take on Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan and Jet Li all at once XD haha

  • You know Bruce taught chuck norris right?

  • that was chuck norris in his less-deadly human form. bruce just got lucky

  • Fail

  • If you can kill Chuck Norris you can defeat god himself. Since God realized that, he put a hit on Bruce Lee and ofcoarse we all know the what happened.

  • Chuck is a good man. Cant say I agree with the Bible shit, but he's essentially a stunt man who made it big and as a result he still has a sense of humility and is actually quite approachable as opposed to someone like Steven Seagal, who from all accounts is a totally self absorbed shitbag.

  • Thank goodness Bruce Lee killed that retard. Fuck the over-rated pile of shit that is Chuck Norris. He wants bible being taught as factual history in schools?! You go Bruce Lee! Break that fuckers neck!

  • you know that chuck norris never ends right.he might have died but everyone knows that once he dies he is later reincarnated into a better chuck norris 1000 times stronger

  • the only reason chuck norris lost was cause he was wearing addidas, not his usual nikes....

  • LOL KITTY FTW!

  • what were they fighting about

  • bruce lee s bitch scream are the best

  • chuck norris sucks. Without Bruce lee he wouldve been such a wimp. chuck norris spared with bruce lee ALOT

  • Nice kitty!

  • it is noriis's fault he died cus he fights to the death for honor but bruce wouldve let him go

  • rofl chuck norris looks like luke skywalker...

  • HAHAHA YOUR RIGHTXD

  • Bruce Lee can't beat Norris.

    He PWNS Norris.

  • That cat experienced one of the greatest moments in history when the fag chuck norris died. Without Bruce Lee there wouldnt be Chuck Norris.

  • The Cat is Required to Kill Chuck Norris.

  • bruce lee taught everything chuck norris knows about kicking the shit out of people

    chuck norris isnt that great

  • chuck norris is gay!

  • chuck norris will find and kill you

  • 5:45 DAMN!!!

  • That was fucking brutal.

  • boo chuck norris rules

  • "The movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay."

    -Google's Chuck Norris facts and jokes

  • chuck norris b4 he grew his beard

  • one of the geatest fight scenes in all of movie history but what the hell is up with the cat im sorry but it makes way to funny

  • LOL He grabs his chest hair rofl

  • wat the fuck is up wit the cat

  • The dramatic zoom in and zoom out at 8:07 - 8:09 was hillarious.

  • Cat's the best part... it's all like "Meow, meow!" which in cat language means, "holy shit he has more back hair than me and I'm a cat!"

  • they are both awesome and was a good fight but i like norris better, i was watching walker,texas ranger today lol

  • I am a big fan of both of these guys. This was epically badass to see!! Was this whole thing over body hair?

  • no i take that back. He is the greastest Martial artist and that is said by other pros. they say his kicks felt like getting hit by a car.

  • no see bruce lee can kick anyones ass cause he is a real fighter. chuck norris is an overated actor but bruce lee is one of the greast fighters that ecer lived. he created the one-inch-punch which he use really fast in here on a part close up. Bruce lee could actually do better than that if it was a real fight. chuck wouldn't know what to do if it wasn't acting

  • the only man deserving of a win over chuck norris, bruce lee, the dragon, may he rest in peace.

  • wow broke his arm with out even touching it. anyone else notice that

  • ya and did you notice he broke his fall with his "broken" arm haha. i thought that was funny

  • If you knew the basics of martial arts.

    You would know that Bruce was studying his opononent in the first round, thats why Chuck couldn't touch him after all

  • forgat Bruce lee and Chuck norris! look at the footwork on that cat 1:51

  • lol XD!!

  • so fake

  • Bruce is quite a master of Martial arts. Get used to it.

  • THE HAIRY V. THE HAIRLESS

  • i loved the kiity! it was soo cute.

  • Bruce Lee is dead. Why, you ask? Because Chuck Norris delivered a punch to the head in this very fight scene. During the rest of Bruce Lee's life, the blow to the head slowly began to incapacitate him, eventually leading to a brain hemorrhage and his death.

  • I think this wasn't chuck norris.. It probably was Nhuck Corris. That wouldn't be the way Chuck Norris would fight.

  • this is really chuck norris no doubt about it i have the movie and he is on the casts list

  • Im glad this movie was made. This way, people might just SHUT THE HELL UP about that annoying Chuck Norris shit.

  • I like how Chuck tried to do Bruce's little bounce and got pimped slapped for it! LOL

  • WHOA!!! I have never seen hairy shoulders!

  • Why Is Chuck Norris wearing a shirt under his suit?....

  • dude Lee is liked glazed, no hairs on his torso

    and Norris is an effing YETI!!!!!!!

  • Chinese have no chest hair.

  • KITTY NOOOOO!!

  • chuck norris is realy hairy ##

  • But chuck norris NEVER DIES! :(

  • i like the dramatic face zooms at 8:05

  • how did chuck norris go from doing amazing displays of martial arts to beating up jaywalkers as a texas ranger. depressing.

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  • the cat intensifies the scene 10x

  • Right after this Chuck Norris said "Round 2" and roundhouse kicked him in the face

  • Then bruce winked at the cat and the cat called on all his thug cat friends and they started nibbling on Chuck's chest hairs! Wah-tah...atah---oooooo...atah hiiiyahhhhh!

  • T.B.,Why are you so fixed on Bruce's six pack?!?!....LOL....Just playin' good point though.lol

  • haha! asians rule! bruce lee has better abs than chuck norris!

  • hell yeah

  • chuck norris sued the chiya pet things they stole the idea when they saw his chest...lol

  • lmao 8:07

  • dude what is up with people and chuck norris he is a fag i hate him im glade he died

  • wtf is up with all that hair on his chest stomach and top of his back

  • the reason y chuck norris lost: HE WAS CLEAN SHAVEN. HIS POWER COMES FROM HIS BEARD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

  • Bruce lee: The reason why Chuck Norris has a career.

  • Is that hair on Chucks chest fake? i hope so.... shit

  • wtf is up with the cat.

  • chuck norris sucks lol he got his ass kicked

  • this... is... balogna

  • Thats blasphemy Chuck norris can never die!

  • Lol youve never seen a Bruce Lee movie ever have you?

    P.S. Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee's Student.

    FACT.

    Bruce Lee once broke a 150 pound body bag

    FACT.

    It was said that upon sight, Bruce Lee's testicle rendered Chuck Norris unconscious.

    Fact...ish.

  • hahahaa

  • i think that the kitten symbolizes chuck norris's beard...and how it is young....yet curious...and it will soon flourish in its majestic spender that is, what it will always meant to be, a cat.

  • lol chucks yell at the end was funny

  • Chuck norris is wolverine?

  • so it is true...chuck norriss's only true weakness is the purrrr of a pussy cat!

  • Chuck Norris died?

    Thats right

    Bruce Lee is more kick ass than the Norris-meister himself.

    But most of all,

    THE CAT FUCKING PWNS!

    RIP

    Bruce Lee

  • may gos bless his soul

  • i the beginning of the vid i thought "are they gonna do each other or fight" lol cuz they are strippin

  • He can't really die, it was just in the script! I'm sure if Chuck getting killed wasn't in the script he would have one for sure :P

  • So Lee broke chick's neck?

  • That random ass kitty is what threw Chuck Norris off

  • Chuck Norris would have won but the weight of his chest hair was slowing him down

  • hahahaha

  • lmao thats hilarious

  • i think what made those chuck norris jokes funny is that they couldn't be further from the truth...

  • chuck got owned

  • Chuck Norris can DIE!

  • awesome! loving the seemingly irrelevant kitten :P

  • Chuck got OWNED Bruce Lee is like Jesus

  • 2:55 Niceeee combo...

  • lui kang

  • actually bruce lee is where they got the idea for Lui Kang

  • lol thats wat i meant