25 funny "captain jack" scenes

[0Dunedain0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! NOT GOOD!!!!!!

[DaClassicCheeseDollz]

"why is the rum ALWAYS gone?"

*wibble wobble*

"Oh, that's why..."

heeheeehee

[Zylankaela]

Welcome to the caribbean,love :D

[MikeTheGMan]

What.. the fuck is scene 6? xDD.. a blooper or something? xD

[Jasoconth]

"if you dont want it, give it back"

"...Nnnnyoooooo! *mine*"

[angeltennant29]

My fav ever!!!

I gotta jar of dirt

I gotta jar of dirt

& guess what's inside it?

[Envysluvergirl16]

If you look after he holds the dirt up when he fell Jones is like WTF?

[IceyM00NLITE]

if you pause precisely on 7:26 timed correctly, you can see a guy in a white suit and cowboy helmet XD

[xxCrimsonxxBlackxxx]

My favorite ones:

Scene Two:

Elizabeth: "...Two, that signal is over 1,000 feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?

Jack: By why is the rum gone?!

Scene Sixteen:

Jack: Come to negotiate have you, you slimy git? Look what I've got.I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?

[shoarmapapa2600]

LANDHOE !

[indigowinters]

'why is the rum gone!?!?'

[RosesNightengales]

"Must be terrible for you to be trapped here Jack! MUST BE TERRIBLE- WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!"

[JOHNNY13DEPP13]

Captain Jack can act like a kid sometimes,but he's still awesome.

[Xerkrosis]

german dub of "why is the rum gone?" is way better.^^

[vlad23757]

anyone knows name of the soundtrack at scene number 3 ? please tell me, i really like it :)

[MadWink347789]

@vlad23757 UP IS DOWN!!! UP IS DOWN UP IS DOWN!!! AHH! My fave one!!!

[blackblaud]

Why is the Rum always gone? ... Ohh, that's why :D

[korruption]

I appreciate Captain Jack's confession in the first scene, we all need to be as honest and forthcoming with our intentions. It'd make the world a much scarier as shit place to be.

[megacodygirl143]

i love johnny depp he is amazing!!!!!

[siennarox1]

@megacodygirl143 very



[ElmoRulez1000]

LOL!!

Hey fish face!

Gues what i got you slimy git! I got a jar of dirrt i got a jar of diirrtt and guess whats inside it!

[ikbenroosje]

Why is the rum always gone?

[jacksparrowiscute]

I got a jar of diiiiiiiirt, I got a jar of diiiiiirt! LOVE IT

[jacksparrowiscute]

NO NOT GOOD!!! what he means: NOOOOOOOO THE RUM OMG!

[DemonPegasus]

how was 10 - 14 and 17 - 25 funny?

[gooisoe]

5:47: autsj!

6:02 : what a kid!! hahaha lol

[CookieCreamCrumble]

"nobody move! I dropped me brain"

"dont touch my peanut"

[Dinokable]

how could you forget the best one ever yet?

''If You Had A Sister And A Dog, ...I'd Choose The Dog''

- Jack Sparrow -

[MichaelJMetz]

The "undead" monkey didn't make it? Why's the "undead" monkey gone?!

[MrShadowthehegehog]

Dirt this is a jar of dirt

yes

is the jar of dirt going to help

if you want it to it will

[SaashaandShaylie]

why is the rum... always gone..... because the hobbits took the rum to isengared

[masterassassin7]

6:05 ....Jack....Oh jack oh jack.....

[CrumblingIllusions]

Just Captain Jack Sparrow being Captain Jack Sparrow.

[2011aceface]

scene 22?? (:

[reffer0877]

everyone always forgets "fecculent maggots" and "we'll have a garden party and you're not invited heehee"...sigh.

[vssd12]

...but why is the rum gone?

[animefreakzz9345]

I've got a jar of dirt ( 2x) and guess whats inside it lol rofl

[Phillipbraden]

oi, fishface...lose something eh, scungili! *falls down the stairs*

[xxVAMPBABExx91]

Jack's face at 4:25 was/is priceless!!

[97WWEfan4life]

everyoe in the movie forgets "captain" well you forgot "sparrow" its good to be original isnt it

[My123hot]

noo u burned the food hahah it's beer :p

[Erin5842]

Although I do think that every scene with Captain Jack in it is funny, this was a bit disappointing for me. You missed off some good stuff there mate.

[Basdread]

But where is about pirate without eyes with very strange name ! His name is... Larry... hahahaha

[lollypop919119]

The awkward moment when you wake up and see a girl burning all your rum. NOOOOO THE RUM!

[siennarox1]

@lollypop919119 i agree, very awkward

[FlyingPastaLin]

7:17

The awkward moment when you are stroking the stick and everyone's watching.

[blackopszombie1]

My favorite part in any of the movies is when Jack is at Tia Dalma's and is like, "I have something for you. *uncovers cage with Jack the monkey inside* Look! An undead monkey!" *shoots monkey while smiling*

[Erin5842]

@blackopszombie1 Which movie is that in?? :)

[BlackMajinOwy]

How did she made the fire ?

[MsRollex7]

...do you think that there's even the slightest chance they won't see it?! "but why is the rum gone?"

[Grayson412]

THE RUM TOO!

but why is the rum gone? T_T

xD

[itrytoteachyou]

can someone pls explain the part where he says clearly youve never been to singapore?? im from singapre and i dont get it

[swampskater]

@itrytoteachyou It's a running joke through the series because, according to the series, singapore is some wild sex crazed place during this time period.

[TheEvilHeloKttie]

@itrytoteachyou Perhaps the women of Singapore at that time where forced to bear the pain of "beauty". Do really really tiny shoes ring a bell? or was that China...

[frog1599]

Smith.  Smithy if you like.

[HisFaceIsAMap]

Bring Me At Horizon :D

[Lezze4]

i luv when he sayz drink up me hartyz yo ho

[Lezze4]

i love 3

[WolfsRainx3]

1:48 i love Calypso's voice ö3ö

[Landocreep]

You mean CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow if you please.

[TerrorTime121]

7:07 'i want my jar of dirt" xDD

[RockStar8880]

the only scene i really liked was the part ware he's falling down the stairs and singing about the jar of dirt XD

[laurelinkiralee]

@LifesAQuestion for one thing, it's hard to understand what he's saying Also, it's freakin' hilarious.

[bvbrule1]

7:35 jack says bring me the horizon lol never new he liked heavy metal

[xxZeNoNxx1]

i got only 3 words to say: HA HA HA !!! =))))

[esponlover123]

Lol

"why is the rum always gone??"

[MrOhSchnitzel]

4:30 Jack's just like, Drink the rum.......rum fixes everything

[dracogladiator2]

Scungili?

[BANDITBANK1]

@seanw23 a eunic is a man whos been castrated (had his balls cut off)

[seanw23]

what's a Yunic? O_o

[SolitaireMasta]

@seanw23 Unic i think it's a sort of He/She cross thing

[seanw23]

@SolitaireMasta oh

[CrazyCanine2001]

@seanw23 eunuch. its a guy with his...naughty bits chopped off....

[VBBBFFL18]

"you were acually telling the truth"

"i do that quite a lot, people are always suprised"

soooo describes me

[GeckoKing44]

2:23 should of been in the movie XD

[KoRnFaNaTiK]

"You were actually telling the truth..."

"I do that quite a lot, people are always surprised"

one of my favorite lines XD

[Fitz97forpresident]

I rather enjoyed number 10 myself. Even though I had to watch it a few times.

[Elrohir1000]

But why is the rum gone???

[MrAlexWhack]

I thought the scene at the end of the black pearl where he kept the coin would be number one or twenty five

[GuitarGuyJHx]

Lol at 10

[skateforsalt]

D= i want ma jar of dirt. [runs away]

[FFullMetalAlchemist]

@lyset3 lol he did i thought its from disney .... Lol teach kids swears awesome!

[lyset3]

does he say slimy dick at 5:55? XDDD

[snakegirl0223]

@lyset3 Slimy git?

[GooRooGo]

2:25.......This is what happens when Jack Sparrow has too much to drink.

[GuitarGuyJHx]

@GooRooGo He had always been too drunk.

[CoffeeCakes26]

ya missed one! "where is the thump thump?!"

[fireweresmycar]

2 is really funny XD weres the rum

[xxNikkiLyric]

At 2:23 you can hear him say "Oh god..." xD

[MakisHMMY]

oh shit. Tia Dalma -> Dalma Tia = Dalmatia :O

[ea7xtmusic]

Oi! Fish face!! :)

[majormcjansen]

My favorite is in the fourth movie when jack sucks the earring off the old lady hahaha

[DesertRat1231]

but why is the rum gone

[Linluce]

10: haha how funny!!!

18: I need my jar of dirt XD

[gumbek1]

soldier:no lies!

cap. jack: alright. i will pick up this ship, cru, and obery all the banks!

soldier: is sead no lies!

(or something like that)

HAHAHAHahahahahahaha

[hsparmar04]

But why is the rum gone?

[Ashl3y1096]

I'm totally in love with these movies !! : ) <333

[horseriderhannah]

HIDE THE RUM!

[horseriderhannah]

at 0:09 its the smithy from the 18th cenutry! if u watch gavin and stacey u kniw wht i mean :)

[MichelleMCD13]

"...And really bad eggs."

[pinkcelery1]

XD i got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

[337429]

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are, troubled

[RoleModelsMLG]

If you don't want it then I'll take it back. No

[20arabella11]

my favorite is number 16. i've got a jar of dirt... :D

[JokerMr13]

Hobo version of Norington: "You actually were telling the truth"

Captian Jack: "I do that quite alot, yet people are always surprised"

[sixsixalex1]

@JokerMr13 with good reason, will shouldnt be...CAPTAIN, Jack's a pirate....he's bound to tell lieS....alot.... :/

[Kuronosa]

@JokerMr13 Funny thing is.... he kinda does.

[moonichigomagic12345]

6:02 Orlando's face XD

[SmokAyyy100]

aww poor jack at 8:07

[laurelinkiralee]

Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!

[falls down stairs, holds up jar again]

Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.

Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

[MJking98]

@laurelinkiralee Im going to guess dirt...

[LifesAQuestion]

@laurelinkiralee and you repeated one of the best scenes in the video that we all watched because ?

[AJongeling]

@LifesAQuestion

a better question is why did no-one else do it before him.

[TheBdcTV]

@laurelinkiralee Enough!!

[Piglova99]

He has a jar of dirt as he falls down some stairs

[adamlambertfreak100]

number 11 is that a chicken?

[PortersX2cannon]

I gota Jar of dirt! I gota Jar of dirt! And guess whats inside it :3

[leela1007]

my fav one is number 16



[CassB95]

love the goat scene ahahaha

[rbrock95]

"i got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt & guess whats inside it"

[CrAzZyChiQaax3]

5 isnt funny

[lidiaryabova]

she not breathing .

*jack rips of top *

never thought of that

[jumbohotdogs100]

thumbs up for #2

[MinecraftTubers]

6 is the best

[andra159]

3 is the best blooper ever :DD

[xUmberBlackstonex]

jack is an awesome character :3

[gamerpurpledog]

A jar of dirt is a good thing to confuse a mugger with.

[sweetybel9280]

@x2delf2x yes I did

[sweetybel9280]

" Why is the rum always gone? Oh that's why"

[Megadzf100]

No 16 is the best part!!!

[k2477456]

"why should i sail with any of you, 4 of you tried to kill me in the past one of you succeeded"

[thelittlemind]

why is the rum gone.... doesnt that song kick into your head as soon as he says it?

[BethsBroadcast]

"I want my jar of dirt..."

Pretty much sums up Captain Jack Sparrow.

[RealValkyrieCain]

look what I got! I gotta jar of dirtttt!! i gotta jar of dirtttt!! and guess whats inside it!!! :P

[MrArjangast]

i got a jar of durp. i got a jar of durp. angus shat inside it o.0

[eastcrew32]

my favourite talks of jack:so come to nagociate eh you slimy dick? L0l

[voidhunter82]

@eastcrew32 he actually says "git" not dick.

[eastcrew32]

@voidhunter82 well just wanted to make fun of em xD

[superkim111]

I can only wonder....what the hell happend in Singapore?!

[number1daughter46]

Gotta love Johnny Depp as Capt.Jack Sparrow. Great actor. Looking forward to POC 5.

[Linnipinne01]

5:43 haha, is he drunk?

[shaysc15]

@Linnipinne01 he's always drunk lol

[Ethannetwork123]

does the jar of dirt help?

if you no want it, give it back.

no!!!!!

[Ethannetwork123]

i got a jar of dirt! i got a jar of dirt! and guess what's inside it!

[Hetaliaseychelles123]

go jack sparrow

[Bazingap]

Jack Sparrow is the one of the only reasons worth watching those movies.

[EMOJYTTE]

Jack: "Dirt? This is a jar of... dirt?"

Tia Dalma: "Yes?"

Jack: "Is the... jar of dirt going to help?"

Tia Dalma: "If you don't want it, give it back"

Jack: O.O "No??"

[LordTaFurious]

@EMOJYTTE Den it helps :)

[ZayasChels333]

OMG! Johnn Depp Y do u never stop impressing ur fans lmao

[229wazup]

what is going on on funny part 17

[DanteSparda08]

7:06 I want the jar of dirt hahahahahaha lol.

[BootifulMonster96]

I want me jar of dirt..

Hide the rum.

LOL gotta love him xD

[x2delf2x]

You see that cowboy at 7:24 ? On the left .. xD

[1990vampirediaries]

@x2delf2x what cowboy??

[x2delf2x]

@1990vampirediaries One of the producers of the movie. Look very good and you will see it ;)

[1990vampirediaries]

@x2delf2x oohh okay is it the guy tht is all in the back that is wearing a hat and looks all white. and bright?

[tlr6292]

@spdx9 its the very last scene from curse of the black pearl

[Thriller8225]

2:20 not funny :|

[k1ll3rkan1n3]

EH! SCRONGYLE!

[spdx9]

Where is Scene 19 from?

[np2009100]

2:23 number 6 is my favorite...

i cant walk like that im so jealus

[MrDacottage]

is thee jar of dirt going to help?

[schalomXD]

6:36 Huuuuuugeeee Boner Moment!!!!

[planetary109]

6:15 damn she even persuaded ME! :D

[TheRobation]

...why is the rum .. always gone? oh...that's why

[np2009100]

Why is the rum always gone?!?!?!

[Bluestarangel13]

25 ppl burned all the rum

[TheRobation]

Jack: "i'll handle this mate...HEY FISHFACE!!...OY-"

*fall down steps*

"...I've got it!...come to negotiate, have you ya slimy git? Look what i got! I GOT A JAR A DIRT! I GOT A JAR A DIRT! AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT?!"