Pathfinder (2007) Review

[Azurenighterror11]

Gunner is the red baron from Jak II awesome

[flofloverelst]

I used to have blond hair and now I have brown hair too, so it's not really that weird ;)

[JindeerP]

Seeing your review, I never watched this fim yet I'm already loving it! But can I ask, what's the song in the opening?

[Bluemagus]

@JindeerP Sinklars Vsa by Tyr.

[UltimaWeapon08]

A porno starring Patton Oswald..oh geez D:

[NeonFoxLetsPlays]

hooray for Týr! Faroe!!!

[Laughingblades]

Psh Pathfinder wasn't graphic that wuz weaksauce I mean nice movie but I could show you graphic that would make you feel psychosomatic pain, I'm talking finger nails clipped down to the base type graphic.

Course that's not the most effective torture, but it's graphic.

[Bluemagus]

@Laughingblades I put that warning there mainly because some people are very squeemish, I've seen DeadAlive (also known as Braindead). Gore doesn't really bother me all that much unless it's surprising.

[Laughingblades]

@Bluemagus Bwahahahaha have you seen Higurashi it's awesome.

The dub kind of kills it though :/

[Bluemagus]

@Laughingblades I've seen Higurashi, honestly I think it's overrated, but I've seen a lot of Hentai, like Bondage Game, and I even have a series called "Let's watch a PORN" where I watch some of the most messed up porn of all time for entertainment. So I think I'm desensitized to whatever effect Higurashi may provide xD

[Laughingblades]

@Bluemagus lulz

I just like Higurashi for the WTF angel when the cute and adorable characters start killing, and you know it's coming from the first episode so you're sitting there waiting for it.

[overflea]

hey, i know its not your thing but why dont you review an Opeth video (porcelain heart?), just for fun...

[Bluemagus]

@overflea I mainly do reviews for fun and to make a few laughs, I'm not sure what I could say about Porcelain Heart outside of "OMG IT'S OPETH THIS IS SO AWESOME!".

[boksmutant]

Pretty good review!

[Lietuvosmeras13]

00:00 name of the song

[Bluemagus]

@Lietuvosmeras13 I put all the information and credits at the end of the video.

[Alberturkey54]

Good review dude, I liked it, really detailed. Thnx for including the music. But u probably mean "Irk" at the end.

[pooding543]

hey do you know any other bands that are like tyr? they sound really good

[Bluemagus]

@pooding543 Just look up a list of Viking metal bands on wikipedia and you'll find a lot. But try Turisas and Korpiklaani to start off.

[pooding543]

@pooding543 thanks man they are really good. you got a good taste in music

[SkylitDriveFan123]

@Bluemagus YAY :D

[SkylitDriveFan123]

When is a new video coming out Danny?

[Bluemagus]

@SkylitDriveFan123 I'm going to work on the Dragonheart video tomorrow so it should be out in a couple of days, next week at the latest. Unless something happens to prevent that.

[PossumNinja]

Fuck yeah, Tyr!

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[trolldanny94]

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[beserkerpatroit1337]

why did fox news originally block this?

[Bluemagus]

@beserkerpatroit1337 They must've thought it wasn't fair-use.

[HellomynameisMISSY]

What is the song at the beginning? Plz tell.

[Bluemagus]

@HellomynameisMISSY For future reference, I do put all the material I use in my videos in the credits at the end. But the song is Sinklars Visa by Tyr.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Also read "The Skraeling Tree" by Michael Moorcock. Native American legends meet Elric. Yes, please.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Let's go, Ghostwatcher. Let's go (let's go!)

[Bluemagus]

@Shadowdancer21b It's actually Coast Watcher xD

[Shadowdancer21b]

Oh, that's...even lamer. How can I make a Filmation Ghostbusters joke with that?

[Shadowdancer21b]

I need that song. Holy shit do I need that song!

[JustusGregorius]

BULLSHIT! Rope hore pulling wasn't done up until the medieval ages in Europe, and it was done to dead people so the bodie parts could be buried in different graves(so zombies wouldn't rise from the graves).

[TheSewbunny]

YAY!!! A NEW VIDEO, sir i applaud you :D

[Bluemagus]

@MrDaxonislander Thanks, I was actually really worried that everyone would hate this review because it's not as comedic as my usual stuff.

I like to give credit where credit is due for movies, there's usually at least one or two aspects of a film I can enjoy, I don't want to lie and say the entire movie is crap because it's slow, boring, weak plot, etc.

[ratleader90]

Changing haircolor is normal, Bluemagus. My dad and aunt as kids had milk white hair, but as their ages progressed,their colors turned brownish. Idk why but it happens.

[Bluemagus]

@ratleader90 I know it's common for hair color to change but I've never actually met anyone who had a light hair color at about age 12-ish then when they get much older their hair is darker around their late 20's early 30's. Usually when hair color changes it's from infant to child. I just found it a little weird that Karl Urban didn't dye his hair for this movie when he did for Lord of the Rings to avoid this kind of confusion.

[kaoset616]

Upvote for using Tyr lol! apart from that great vid bro! either the DVD i have of pathfinder is the UK version of the unrated DVD in the US or i enjoyed it more than you. also i think that the new Conan isn't the worst movie ever but i really did not like a lot of the choices in it. namely the way landscape changes, the under-usage of the pirates and the music during the sex scene to name a few lol! I would love to hear your review of Valhalla Rising it seems like a polarizing movie from my exp.

[Bluemagus]

@kaoset616 The landscape doesn't really change in the movie it's major cities and areas are more stylized than say forests. Might be a little jarring but I never had a problem with it. As for Valhalla Rising I have yet to see it, but thank you for reminding me to pick it up.

[kaoset616]

@Bluemagus It was the rather nonchalant way it moved from snowy to forest to desert with no real reason it just kinda jumped...i know that the plot was driving it in that direction but it was a bit too jarring how it happened.

Valhalla Rising is great...if you an put up with little to no dialogue for extended periods lol! i had to watch it in two parts because my girlfriend was going to kill me if i didn't turn it off lol!

[Bluemagus]

@kaoset616 I can see why that might be a little jarring to some, but again I never really found a problem with it, most Conan stories took place in desert like areas anyway xD

I'll get me a copy on amazon or something when I can.

[SabbathWickedSabbath]

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[Jarrak]

Is that Tyr I hear for the intro? Nice...

[Gabriel666Bucco]

you have awesome hair lol

[Iwubchickenwubbins]

Fight Club - The director was asked to change the line, "[I want to have your abortions.]" to "[I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.]" granted the studio hated the newer line even more than the old one.

[Bluemagus]

@Iwubchickenwubbins When I meant improved I mean the overall quality of the film, you know like what George Lucas does to Star Wars?

[Iwubchickenwubbins]

@Bluemagus Oh, well there goes my Patton Oswalt porno...

[TheFundRaiserBeats]

Don't really dig the movie reviews.

When you gonna check into some more music stuff?

[Bluemagus]

@TheFundRaiserBeats I'll be honest, probably never. I'm not well versed in the music field outside of "I know what I like". After Design the Skyline there really isn't a lot I can say regarding shitty music anymore. I mean I've found the worst I could ever possibly find. So what's left? Talking about the okay stuff? Or the bad but not nearly as bad as Design the Skyline stuff? Meh, those would get boring for my viewers almost as fast as it would get boring for me.

Terribly sorry.

[TheFundRaiserBeats]

@Bluemagus

No problem, actually.

There's still hope for more scene kids to fuck with. 

[Bluemagus]

@TheFundRaiserBeats I still mess with those kids :P The best part now is that I no longer hunt for the really stupid ones, they come to me to complain about trivial things, like say I'm ugly and that Dahvie Vanity is the best person on the planet. Lots of fun for me that's for sure xD

[MrDismemberment]

@Bluemagus What about the Jayy Von Monroe rant?

[Bluemagus]

@MrDismemberment If I ever feel the need to piss off more scene kids then I may do a rant on Jayy Von Monroe somewhere down the road. But it's unlikely.

[MrDismemberment]

@Bluemagus Scene kids always need to be pissed off.

[Nightmare060]

@TheFundRaiserBeats If your looking for reviews of Metal bands, I recommend checking out Happy Viking on Reviewtopia. He is pretty damn awesome!