i like pirates because pirates are more resourceful, more devious, and have better schemes and plans. and they have no rules or honor or any kind of bullshit like that. they drink kill rob and blow shit up and they laugh like psychos the whole time. they're just like the joker from dark knight.
in a hand to hand combat and in a sword only fight its more likely that the ninja would win and the ninja didnt fight for honor... the ninja is like the pirate
rouge men that where against a soverign goverment
the pirate where layed off men from the navy that went rouge, and caused as much hell as possible to the goverment that abandoned them
nijas where people who rose up against feudal lords that opressed them
and the ninjas are just as resourceful as a pirate
@mex55 pirates were NOT just ex military men. pirates have been around way longer than the "golden age" of piracy. maybe .00001 percent of pirates were the ex marines that sparked the golden age but everyone besides that were not military related. pirates were black white asian hispanic arab men women kids adults cripples everyone. people are so ignorant as to think that the word "pirate" means a golden age caribbean pirate who was out of a job when the war ended.
@mastercrowly where in my comment did i say that ALL pirates where ex military men?, but im my comment i was refering more to the golden aged caribbean pirate that is depicted in the video and the comment i replied to, do you think i dont know about how diverse pirates where? i know pirates have been around since the ocean was used for commerce, they are still around
and im pretty sure they are still going to be around until this world ends
@Lolonautics Uhm, buddy? Blunderbusses work on a flintlock mechanism. A flintlock is not a type of gun, it's a firing mechanism. Blunderbusses, muskets, and flintlock pistols all work on a flintlock system, and pirates used them all.
@mastercrowly Haha, but that's the reason ninjas win. Besides, they come from Japan. The home of manga and anime, so anything is possible with ninjas! :D
@Mimmzy345 It's addicting. Wow. "Maybe a little bit hentai" And you sure do have horrible grammar for someone who was raised in an English speaking country. It's "Maybe a little bit of hentai".
It's called chi you idiot. It's a COMEDY here. It's not serious. God stop trying to be so literal. Also in lots of fanboi crap ninja do have powers so it fits.
Theyre being sierious to fight over who has the biggest internet penis in essence XD, they just have to inflate their internet egos, rather than spend the time laughing at something that was absoloutly helarious
Ninja used guns and explosives as well. Learn some history and not manga. Ninja of Iga and Koka were jizamurai (land owners aka samurai class) so they were trained from youth. For guns look up Saiga-ryu or Saiga Magoichi.
pirate = people untrained who come up with the fighting style of "ape-shit"... only upside... a gun that takes 20 seconds to re-load...
ninja = trained since birth to kill in the most effective way possible. upsides, skills in general and knowledge of how to fight and where to strike...
Ninja's are cowards. Besides the first ninja was a Samurai who was didn't want to face his enemy in a fair fight, so he challenged him to a fight the next day, and while the enemy was asleep the Ex-cowardly Samurai (Now a Ninja) snuck into the enemy camp and into the Samurai's tent and killed him while he slept.
ya your right they werent samurai originally they were farmers who took the farming weapons to kill the samurai who controlled there villages xD but they really didnt fight much face to face they did what they had to do and when that came(face to face) they use the black ball idk what it is i think its called the black egg and it have like broked glass or grinded up pepper to blind its enemy then the ninja ran away and killed him later
pirate vs ninja, winner: robot
gundamgpo1fan 1 month ago
Hahaha!
Heck Yeah!
Ninjas aLL THE WAY!
Cobend4Music 2 months ago
Ya gotta luv it!!
Philll828 3 months ago
wow....wow
mira7enma 4 months ago
Haha so funny 1:45 actually
soldrsk8rproductions 5 months ago
Haha so funny 1:47
soldrsk8rproductions 5 months ago
who invented this stuff? booshoe37?
0LuckyInternetUser0 5 months ago
HAAAADOOOOOKKKKEEENN!!
GeForce9000XPro 5 months ago 2
1 word! :D gay -_-
MrCheeseyTacos 5 months ago
Fucking couldn't stop laughing at Ninja Dive!
1alejo2 5 months ago
PIRATES FTW!
satircon 5 months ago
Sadly Ninja's Could have possibly came From Pirates.. This was a sick Video Bahaha! Awesome
ReBootLord 6 months ago
Wtf
3rdbaseman55 6 months ago
this video was funny but i think viking is probally the rivial of pirate in this conflict
bobert10109 6 months ago
lol that was pretty good
MrMetalwolf08 6 months ago
pretty awesome :D
MalusSanguine 6 months ago
in all serisness ninja would win
ttv0 6 months ago
WTF absolute!
Saladino1983 7 months ago
2 things. Where was this, and how may I see this in person?
lordofu1 7 months ago
Nothing like the good ol' HADOOO-KEN!
optimusprime2008 7 months ago
Great Video!! lol
PrinceDeNeufchatel 7 months ago
at 2:40 i thought he was gonna go
KAME HAME HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
legofreak247 7 months ago
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optimusprime2008 7 months ago
so stuped
medamotcha420 8 months ago
LMAO
yaboyi2x10 8 months ago
the ending was hilarious
nappy428 8 months ago
I hate the laugh that woman in the front row has. It's high pitched and nasally, something you'd find in a british talk show.
Medallion702 8 months ago
Funny shit :D
No Ninja or Pirate stands a change against randomly appealing robot
GeneralTantzu 8 months ago
the hadoken WAS THE MOST EPIC THING EVER!!!
the pirate should have said "why is the rum gone???"
crash2cute 9 months ago 3
press 1:46! LOL
Owner545 9 months ago
click 1:47 over and over lol
Owner545 9 months ago
Best. Video. Ever.
sgste 9 months ago
i like pirates because pirates are more resourceful, more devious, and have better schemes and plans. and they have no rules or honor or any kind of bullshit like that. they drink kill rob and blow shit up and they laugh like psychos the whole time. they're just like the joker from dark knight.
mastercrowly 10 months ago
@mastercrowly
in a hand to hand combat and in a sword only fight its more likely that the ninja would win and the ninja didnt fight for honor... the ninja is like the pirate
rouge men that where against a soverign goverment
the pirate where layed off men from the navy that went rouge, and caused as much hell as possible to the goverment that abandoned them
nijas where people who rose up against feudal lords that opressed them
and the ninjas are just as resourceful as a pirate
mex55 9 months ago
@mex55 pirates were NOT just ex military men. pirates have been around way longer than the "golden age" of piracy. maybe .00001 percent of pirates were the ex marines that sparked the golden age but everyone besides that were not military related. pirates were black white asian hispanic arab men women kids adults cripples everyone. people are so ignorant as to think that the word "pirate" means a golden age caribbean pirate who was out of a job when the war ended.
ur ignorance is so frustrating.
mastercrowly 9 months ago
@mastercrowly where in my comment did i say that ALL pirates where ex military men?, but im my comment i was refering more to the golden aged caribbean pirate that is depicted in the video and the comment i replied to, do you think i dont know about how diverse pirates where? i know pirates have been around since the ocean was used for commerce, they are still around
and im pretty sure they are still going to be around until this world ends
so i hope i made my case clear, have a nice day
mex55 9 months ago
where is this
gev47 10 months ago
amazing
O33 11 months ago
LMAO
sergshredzgh 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
best utube video evar
Shade1541 1 year ago
love the skinny ninja!
hjtjegrinwis 1 year ago
Epic ending!
VictumRoManius 1 year ago
end was epic nooo nooo noooooooooooooooooo *ninja dive on robot*
link65789367 1 year ago
NINJA DIVE!!!
SemperFidelius34 1 year ago
Great vid. So where is this all taking place?
HamonLord 1 year ago
NInja dive and ....aaahh.. HADOUKEN!we're best.
pivotiano 1 year ago 4
Pirates win. Y'know why? Cuz err'body love 'em. ;)
EmoPirateProductions 1 year ago
Ninja wins because it's ninja.
cowgoesmoo2 1 year ago 2
BULL CRAP!!! ROBOTS WOULDN'T WIN!
fauxman 1 year ago
why are those people laughting? it's not funny lol
stoq22 1 year ago
Why is pirate vs. ninja a famous competition?
TheMaelstron05 1 year ago
@TheMaelstron05 cause everybody would like to see Bruce lee fight jack sparrow
abelpintor 8 months ago
Pirates had guns back then.... I think they were called blunderbusses. So pirates win
Borderlands833 1 year ago
@Borderlands833 Blunderbusses? Pirates used flintlocks.
Lolonautics 1 year ago
@Lolonautics Uhm, buddy? Blunderbusses work on a flintlock mechanism. A flintlock is not a type of gun, it's a firing mechanism. Blunderbusses, muskets, and flintlock pistols all work on a flintlock system, and pirates used them all.
CharlieStanebayers 11 months ago
skillful, funny, and exellent show!
I think ninja has to jump, climb, swim, and have skill of sword, karate or judo, as espionage and assassin.
good job and good actors.
etorofujp 1 year ago
NINJA DIVE!!! HADOKEN!!!
Akid777 1 year ago
in the fight vs pirates and ninjas... i think we can agree robots win...
CharlieSoldier 1 year ago
i though the ninja would win
enteen1 1 year ago
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SigmarMagnusKarl 1 year ago
hHas this question been answered: what was that thing at the end that took out the pirate and ninja (but got taken out by the narrator XD)?
SigmarMagnusKarl 1 year ago
@SigmarMagnusKarl a robot.
fauxman 1 year ago
that was fucking hilarious! where was it filmed?
0Iluvater0 1 year ago
What just happened?
failfiction 1 year ago
LOL THE END! NO! NO NO NO NO
709SubZero 1 year ago
Someone make a HL2 mod with pirates and ninjas!
thecrunchybar 1 year ago
4 words..... BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!
darkdude97 1 year ago 20
@darkdude97 your full o shit.
Sardrell 1 year ago
HAhahaha :D
Great :D
Loniev 1 year ago
LOL!!!!Dude that was funny.
dominanationflores 1 year ago
oh but i thought pirates and ninjas didnt exist anymore.. :( they do? :)
1980theone 1 year ago
@1980theone they do but there modern. mostly pirates but ninjas are only practiced as a performance. and pirates carry around AK-47s
rath789 1 year ago
nice=D
tetsun0 1 year ago
finally my question has been answered who would win a ninja or a pirate? the robot!...or the fanboy watching
Locke69666 1 year ago
lol the choregraphy is not that bad + its pretty long ahaha
Akabuena 1 year ago
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
xXZzNeOzZXx 1 year ago
that was the best fight in the history of the universe
FlaKey651 1 year ago 2
Gaysssssssssssss
Gnomikus1 1 year ago
black screen...........
Aaron2ownage 1 year ago
ninja dive!!!! lmfao
poke1club1rule 1 year ago 28
actually The Ninja said Ninja DIIVE!!!! i thought pirate said Ninja die xD
ROARRY01 1 year ago
He said NINJA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROARRY01 1 year ago
HAOKEN!!!! Rofl ninja wins by blasting the pirates box out of the air
zeebra901 1 year ago
random Robot FTW
theshippfan22 1 year ago
A real pirate would've been slaughtered.
xxxIronHeadxxx 1 year ago
@xxxIronHeadxxx you forget pirates have guns ^^
thentherewaslight 1 year ago
lol
AlmightyCracker119 1 year ago
Best part 0:00 - 4:21
AngryVideoGameKidd2 1 year ago
cool
Darkside5115 1 year ago
that was awesome xD
DeathToAllHamsters 1 year ago
lolololololololol HADOKEN!!!!
Shemy96 1 year ago
Hi-fucking-larious!
AngryVideoGameKidd2 1 year ago
haarrdoken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mylestoby2 1 year ago
might be the terminator
MadeleineClaire14 1 year ago
Did he say "NINJA GAIDEN" XDD
r2grcg 1 year ago
NINJA DIIIIIIVE... awesome XD
masterharis 1 year ago
NINJA TIME! :D
21fireballman 1 year ago
Haha, great video.
ssbmpalyer2010 1 year ago
stupid -_-''
thijsskate 1 year ago
Ooooh, I love the theater.
shadowhunt86 1 year ago
rly good stage combat
lb6bern 1 year ago
Very well Done~Bloody Hilarious!!
hotmale196636 1 year ago
NINJA DIVE!! btw who was that guy at thend that killed them?
viva0la0life 1 year ago
@viva0la0life a robot
kambous 1 year ago
@viva0la0life looked like a robot or somthin
Darthsantana 1 year ago
totally unreeal
starforcez955 1 year ago
those of you still wondering the pirate's got a box of wine
devinmah 1 year ago
"Hadoken!" Most Epic! XD XD XD XD XD XD
UltraMagnus87 1 year ago
i like pirates cuz theyre cool and fun and rockstars.
ninjas are just serious ass holes.
the pirates are the rockers, pot heads, party-ers, drinkers, and are way mor chill.
ninjas are like the government.. all serious.. dont let the MAN get u down!!
mastercrowly 1 year ago
@mastercrowly Haha, but that's the reason ninjas win. Besides, they come from Japan. The home of manga and anime, so anything is possible with ninjas! :D
ramah920 1 year ago
@ramah920 looks like someone looks at to much anime bull, maybe a little bit hentai
Mimmzy345 1 year ago
@Mimmzy345 It's addicting. Wow. "Maybe a little bit hentai" And you sure do have horrible grammar for someone who was raised in an English speaking country. It's "Maybe a little bit of hentai".
I'm sorry. Grammar Nazi moment.
ramah920 1 year ago
no no no no no lol
angelthunder16 1 year ago
posted on my B-DAY XD
flyingkittys 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahah i liike it yall should give ppl a break
ntm1997 1 year ago
xD funny
Mordax14 1 year ago
DEAREST VIEWERS!!! THERE WILL SOON BE A NEW VIDEO OF THE CAST MEMBERS ANSWERING SOME OF FAQ'S!!! such as:
"what was that box in the pirate's hand?" "and GREEN SHIRT GUY FTW!?!?"
please stay tuned!!!
sincerely,
Spencer Trinwith, (Cp-writer, and pirate)
SpencerTrinwith 1 year ago
This was pretty epic, great job on the choreography!
CharlieJulietEcho 1 year ago
lol pretty obvious pirates would win since they have guns and canons.
shiv604 1 year ago
@ Locker334 it looks like his lunch to me...in a box but i dunno...might be a "book" with a handle
generalj02 1 year ago
LOL!!!
"Niiiieeenja......"
And
"Dammit!"
ramah920 1 year ago
This TOTALLY ROCKS! I haven't seen anything this funny in a long time! LOL
AvroBellow 1 year ago
Watch "PIRATES VS NINJAS March 07, 2010" in Washington DC on Youtube.
tonatiuh10 1 year ago
Ninja FTW!!!
hellerZauberer 1 year ago
ninjas rule
GIJoesterizer 1 year ago
LAWLS
thatlazyslacker 1 year ago
That was a great narrator's voice!
ColonelMarksman 1 year ago
LOL; robot death ray wins!
JCLeSinge 1 year ago
That is one terrible Ninja costume... although I laughed at the haduken.
JCLeSinge 1 year ago
what is pirate carrying besides sword?
Locker344 1 year ago
lol bystander no.1 FTW
TheOmnicientSurveyor 1 year ago
lmaooooo awsome
Slayermagic 2 years ago
I like the guy at the end that tackled the robot. Apparently, he's stronger than both pirates and ninjas if he could take that robot on. ^^
garrison1227 2 years ago
Pirates are cooler than ninjas.
CharlotteRoseHamlyn 2 years ago
@CharlotteRoseHamlyn ninjas are real to the present day though, you just cant see them, because they are ninjas.
RKftw68 2 years ago
yeah, theyve got guns :P
genx589x 2 years ago
@CharlotteRoseHamlyn
Ninjas Equal Boss!!!!!!!!
lsean 1 year ago
@CharlotteRoseHamlyn
no way. pirates are retarted!!! do you know anything about them?
ninjutsu is way better. thats why they are still around.
MrDb1teggy 1 year ago
@MrDb1teggy lol you know there are still modern day pirates to mate? lol *facepalm*
davril101 1 year ago
@davril101
well damn. i didnt know so i guess they are just that much gayer. really, pirates are retarted. no doubt.
MrDb1teggy 1 year ago
Oh man that was great!¬
RazorCell7 2 years ago
3:40
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!
archangel9363 2 years ago
It's just like a robot to screw everything up! F'in robots!
Mortis 2 years ago
LoL (2:45) HADOKEN!!
AssassinShadowNinja 2 years ago
it is a nicely preformed one at that
Locker344 1 year ago
Absolute genius XD
One question: what the hell was that thing at the end that took out the Pirate and Ninja?
SigmarMagnusKarl 2 years ago
I'm wondering the same thing.... looks like someone wearing a TV box.
Droogie128 2 years ago
a robot
Patcherson 2 years ago
I think it was suppost to be a robot
shatzie 2 years ago
lmao Pirates are teh n00bs. I mean, when did I pirate do a pirate dive or go HADOKEN!
Jollyspartan 2 years ago
When did a ninja go Hadouken? I don't remember any ninjas in Street Fighter.
XxStevenLexX 2 years ago
Ryu and ken...
Droogie128 2 years ago
....since when were Ryu and Ken ninjas?
XxStevenLexX 2 years ago
It's called chi you idiot. It's a COMEDY here. It's not serious. God stop trying to be so literal. Also in lots of fanboi crap ninja do have powers so it fits.
OniDaimyo 2 years ago 10
Why the hell is this replying to me?
I know this is comedy, I didn't have any issues with the video, it was pretty amusing in fact.
I was talking about people calling Ryu and Ken from Street Fighter ninjas, which made absolutely no sense.
XxStevenLexX 2 years ago
that was soo fuckin gay i cant believe retards were laffing soo hard
volgorthegreat 2 years ago
Haha very well done. Funny ending and the "Ninja Dive" was priceless. xD
RadenMan 2 years ago 2
NINjA DIIIIVE XD
sims2besteva 2 years ago 2
XD HAHAHAHA! HADOKEN! LMFAO!
WHY do people have to be so sierious ALLL THE FUCKING TIME. Why cant you understand this is FUNY.
EvangelionFan 2 years ago 22
@EvangelionFan
and the winner is.... CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!
lsean 1 year ago
whats with the serious comments ITS A FUNNY VID THIS IS NOT THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!!
FokaiWarrior 2 years ago
Theyre being sierious to fight over who has the biggest internet penis in essence XD, they just have to inflate their internet egos, rather than spend the time laughing at something that was absoloutly helarious
EvangelionFan 2 years ago
Ninja used guns and explosives as well. Learn some history and not manga. Ninja of Iga and Koka were jizamurai (land owners aka samurai class) so they were trained from youth. For guns look up Saiga-ryu or Saiga Magoichi.
WraitheDarkbane 2 years ago
o.O
hypertyrant114 2 years ago
Once again..."GUN". Any questions?
However lets consider SNEAKING up behind someone and slicing their head off part of the calculations and we probably get a 100% kill rate. Laughs.
cybervang 2 years ago
canadian voice it might be a bitch way but its a smart way
Ob4maisawesome 2 years ago
HADOKENNNNNNNNN!
Cr0wser 2 years ago 3
pirate = people untrained who come up with the fighting style of "ape-shit"... only upside... a gun that takes 20 seconds to re-load...
ninja = trained since birth to kill in the most effective way possible. upsides, skills in general and knowledge of how to fight and where to strike...
pretty simple dontcha think?
connerjohn11 2 years ago
1) Pirates were most commonly ex-navy crewmembers, they were trained swordsman. Not "Ape-shit" fighters.
2) No ninjas are trained from birth. Studying ninjitsu was not a culture, it was a choice made in adulthood.
Dmanrule575 2 years ago 3
Very true and wise of you :).
hazza3 2 years ago
you watch way too many movies connerjohn
squigglzzz59 2 years ago
Ninja's are cowards. Besides the first ninja was a Samurai who was didn't want to face his enemy in a fair fight, so he challenged him to a fight the next day, and while the enemy was asleep the Ex-cowardly Samurai (Now a Ninja) snuck into the enemy camp and into the Samurai's tent and killed him while he slept.
Canadianvoice 2 years ago
ninjas were slaves and when the samurai were not looking the ninja took them out!
brothaheem 2 years ago
So being smart is being a coward? Ninja were trained to kill as silently as possible, and as fast as possible. They were not brutal warriors.
LvlUpProductions 2 years ago 2
Ninjas were not cowards. They were not Samurai originally.
Ninja were both Foot soldiers and Assassins and often fought face to face with their rivals.
They were brave enough to go into enemy territory alone and kill off hundreds of men to reach their targets.
hazza3 2 years ago
ya your right they werent samurai originally they were farmers who took the farming weapons to kill the samurai who controlled there villages xD but they really didnt fight much face to face they did what they had to do and when that came(face to face) they use the black ball idk what it is i think its called the black egg and it have like broked glass or grinded up pepper to blind its enemy then the ninja ran away and killed him later
DeathTheRipper 2 years ago
Metsubushi of the Kayakujutsu. They used Egg shells, Bamboo tubes, bottles and wooden boxes to store ash, mud and other blinding material.
These were called Eye closers, or bombs/stink bombs.
Ninja mostly used these to escape a group of enemies.
Ninja who are formally seen, wore armor like the Samurai.
Yep, they were originally farmers :D. they adopted an ancient art lost to them and used it in Guerrilla warfare against larger Daimyos.
hazza3 2 years ago
Some ninjas were born samurai
rehwr 2 years ago
Some, not all or originally.
hazza3 2 years ago
no... ninjas were originally farmers from japanese somerset!
uhmugud 2 years ago
good god, this is a insult to the pirate and the ninja.
sziss5 2 years ago
this is win!!!!!!!
HADUKEN!
ducktapesandwhich 2 years ago 2
WaffleCoptorz!
senxo 2 years ago
umm really, ninja could kick the pirate and robots ass at the same time, with out them ever knowing the fight started.
markacola 2 years ago