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  • pirate vs ninja, winner: robot

  • Hahaha!

    Heck Yeah!

    Ninjas aLL THE WAY!

  • Ya gotta luv it!!

  • wow....wow

    

  • Haha so funny 1:45 actually

  • Haha so funny 1:47

  • who invented this stuff? booshoe37?

  • HAAAADOOOOOKKKKEEENN!!

    

  • 1 word! :D gay -_-

  • Fucking couldn't stop laughing at Ninja Dive!

  • PIRATES FTW!

  • Sadly Ninja's Could have possibly came From Pirates.. This was a sick Video Bahaha! Awesome

  • Wtf

  • this video was funny but i think viking is probally the rivial of pirate in this conflict

  • lol that was pretty good

  • pretty awesome :D

  • in all serisness ninja would win

  • WTF absolute!

  • 2 things. Where was this, and how may I see this in person?

  • Nothing like the good ol' HADOOO-KEN!

  • Great Video!! lol

  • at 2:40 i thought he was gonna go

    KAME HAME HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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  • so stuped

    

  • LMAO

    

  • the ending was hilarious

  • I hate the laugh that woman in the front row has. It's high pitched and nasally, something you'd find in a british talk show.

  • Funny shit :D

    No Ninja or Pirate stands a change against randomly appealing robot

  • the hadoken WAS THE MOST EPIC THING EVER!!!

    the pirate should have said "why is the rum gone???"

  • press 1:46! LOL

  • click 1:47 over and over lol

  • Best. Video. Ever.

  • i like pirates because pirates are more resourceful, more devious, and have better schemes and plans. and they have no rules or honor or any kind of bullshit like that. they drink kill rob and blow shit up and they laugh like psychos the whole time. they're just like the joker from dark knight.

  • @mastercrowly

    in a hand to hand combat and in a sword only fight its more likely that the ninja would win and the ninja didnt fight for honor... the ninja is like the pirate

    rouge men that where against a soverign goverment

    the pirate where layed off men from the navy that went rouge, and caused as much hell as possible to the goverment that abandoned them

    nijas where people who rose up against feudal lords that opressed them

    and the ninjas are just as resourceful as a pirate

  • @mex55 pirates were NOT just ex military men. pirates have been around way longer than the "golden age" of piracy. maybe .00001 percent of pirates were the ex marines that sparked the golden age but everyone besides that were not military related. pirates were black white asian hispanic arab men women kids adults cripples everyone. people are so ignorant as to think that the word "pirate" means a golden age caribbean pirate who was out of a job when the war ended.

    ur ignorance is so frustrating.

  • @mastercrowly where in my comment did i say that ALL pirates where ex military men?, but im my comment i was refering more to the golden aged caribbean pirate that is depicted in the video and the comment i replied to, do you think i dont know about how diverse pirates where? i know pirates have been around since the ocean was used for commerce, they are still around

    and im pretty sure they are still going to be around until this world ends

    so i hope i made my case clear, have a nice day

  • where is this

  • amazing

  • LMAO

  • love the skinny ninja!

  • Epic ending!

  • end was epic nooo nooo noooooooooooooooooo *ninja dive on robot*

  • NINJA DIVE!!!

  • Great vid. So where is this all taking place?

  • NInja dive and ....aaahh.. HADOUKEN!we're best.

  • Pirates win. Y'know why? Cuz err'body love 'em. ;)

  • Ninja wins because it's ninja.

  • BULL CRAP!!! ROBOTS WOULDN'T WIN!

  • why are those people laughting? it's not funny lol

  • Why is pirate vs. ninja a famous competition?

  • @TheMaelstron05 cause everybody would like to see Bruce lee fight jack sparrow

  • Pirates had guns back then.... I think they were called blunderbusses. So pirates win

  • @Borderlands833 Blunderbusses? Pirates used flintlocks.

  • @Lolonautics Uhm, buddy? Blunderbusses work on a flintlock mechanism. A flintlock is not a type of gun, it's a firing mechanism. Blunderbusses, muskets, and flintlock pistols all work on a flintlock system, and pirates used them all.

  • skillful, funny, and exellent show!

    I think ninja has to jump, climb, swim, and have skill of sword, karate or judo, as espionage and assassin.

    good job and good actors.

  • NINJA DIVE!!! HADOKEN!!!

  • in the fight vs pirates and ninjas... i think we can agree robots win...

  • i though the ninja would win

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  • hHas this question been answered: what was that thing at the end that took out the pirate and ninja (but got taken out by the narrator XD)?

  • @SigmarMagnusKarl a robot. 

  • that was fucking hilarious! where was it filmed?

  • What just happened?

  • LOL THE END! NO! NO NO NO NO 

  • Someone make a HL2 mod with pirates and ninjas!

  • 4 words..... BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

  • @darkdude97 your full o shit.

  • HAhahaha :D

    Great :D

  • LOL!!!!Dude that was funny.

  • oh but i thought pirates and ninjas didnt exist anymore.. :( they do? :)

  • @1980theone they do but there modern. mostly pirates but ninjas are only practiced as a performance. and pirates carry around AK-47s

  • nice=D

  • finally my question has been answered who would win a ninja or a pirate? the robot!...or the fanboy watching

  • lol the choregraphy is not that bad + its pretty long ahaha

  • xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDD

  • that was the best fight in the history of the universe

  • Gaysssssssssssss

  • black screen...........

  • ninja dive!!!! lmfao

  • actually The Ninja said Ninja DIIVE!!!! i thought pirate said Ninja die xD

  • He said NINJA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAOKEN!!!! Rofl ninja wins by blasting the pirates box out of the air

  • random Robot FTW

  • A real pirate would've been slaughtered.

  • @xxxIronHeadxxx you forget pirates have guns ^^

  • lol

  • Best part 0:00 - 4:21

  • cool

    

  • that was awesome xD

  • lolololololololol HADOKEN!!!!

  • Hi-fucking-larious!

  • haarrdoken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • might be the terminator

    

  • Did he say "NINJA GAIDEN" XDD

  • NINJA DIIIIIIVE... awesome XD

  • NINJA TIME! :D

  • Haha, great video.

  • stupid -_-''

  • Ooooh, I love the theater.

  • rly good stage combat

  • Very well Done~Bloody Hilarious!!

  • NINJA DIVE!! btw who was that guy at thend that killed them?

  • @viva0la0life a robot

  • @viva0la0life looked like a robot or somthin

  • totally unreeal

  • those of you still wondering the pirate's got a box of wine

  • "Hadoken!" Most Epic! XD XD XD XD XD XD

  • i like pirates cuz theyre cool and fun and rockstars.

    ninjas are just serious ass holes.

    the pirates are the rockers, pot heads, party-ers, drinkers, and are way mor chill.

    ninjas are like the government.. all serious.. dont let the MAN get u down!!

  • @mastercrowly Haha, but that's the reason ninjas win. Besides, they come from Japan. The home of manga and anime, so anything is possible with ninjas! :D

  • @ramah920 looks like someone looks at to much anime bull, maybe a little bit hentai

  • @Mimmzy345 It's addicting. Wow. "Maybe a little bit hentai" And you sure do have horrible grammar for someone who was raised in an English speaking country. It's "Maybe a little bit of hentai".

    I'm sorry. Grammar Nazi moment.

  • no no no no no lol

  • posted on my B-DAY XD

  • hahahahahahahahahah i liike it yall should give ppl a break

  • xD funny

  • DEAREST VIEWERS!!! THERE WILL SOON BE A NEW VIDEO OF THE CAST MEMBERS ANSWERING SOME OF FAQ'S!!! such as:

    "what was that box in the pirate's hand?" "and GREEN SHIRT GUY FTW!?!?"

    please stay tuned!!!

    sincerely,

    Spencer Trinwith, (Cp-writer, and pirate)

  • This was pretty epic, great job on the choreography!

  • lol pretty obvious pirates would win since they have guns and canons.

  • @ Locker334 it looks like his lunch to me...in a box but i dunno...might be a "book" with a handle

  • LOL!!!

    "Niiiieeenja......"

    And

    "Dammit!"

  • This TOTALLY ROCKS! I haven't seen anything this funny in a long time! LOL

  • Watch "PIRATES VS NINJAS March 07, 2010" in Washington DC on Youtube.

  • Ninja FTW!!!

  • ninjas rule

  • LAWLS

  • That was a great narrator's voice!

  • LOL; robot death ray wins!

  • That is one terrible Ninja costume... although I laughed at the haduken.

  • what is pirate carrying besides sword?

  • lol bystander no.1 FTW

  • lmaooooo awsome

  • I like the guy at the end that tackled the robot. Apparently, he's stronger than both pirates and ninjas if he could take that robot on. ^^

  • Pirates are cooler than ninjas.

  • @CharlotteRoseHamlyn ninjas are real to the present day though, you just cant see them, because they are ninjas.

  • yeah, theyve got guns :P

  • @CharlotteRoseHamlyn

    Ninjas Equal Boss!!!!!!!!

  • @CharlotteRoseHamlyn

    no way. pirates are retarted!!! do you know anything about them?

    ninjutsu is way better. thats why they are still around.

  • @MrDb1teggy lol you know there are still modern day pirates to mate? lol *facepalm*

  • @davril101

    well damn. i didnt know so i guess they are just that much gayer. really, pirates are retarted. no doubt.

  • Oh man that was great!¬

  • 3:40

    A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!

  • It's just like a robot to screw everything up! F'in robots!

  • LoL (2:45)  HADOKEN!!

  • it is a nicely preformed one at that

  • Absolute genius XD

    One question: what the hell was that thing at the end that took out the Pirate and Ninja?

  • I'm wondering the same thing.... looks like someone wearing a TV box.

  • a robot

  • I think it was suppost to be a robot

  • lmao Pirates are teh n00bs. I mean, when did I pirate do a pirate dive or go HADOKEN!

  • When did a ninja go Hadouken? I don't remember any ninjas in Street Fighter.

  • Ryu and ken...

  • ....since when were Ryu and Ken ninjas?

  • It's called chi you idiot. It's a COMEDY here. It's not serious. God stop trying to be so literal. Also in lots of fanboi crap ninja do have powers so it fits.

  • Why the hell is this replying to me?

    I know this is comedy, I didn't have any issues with the video, it was pretty amusing in fact.

    I was talking about people calling Ryu and Ken from Street Fighter ninjas, which made absolutely no sense.

  • that was soo fuckin gay i cant believe retards were laffing soo hard

  • Haha very well done. Funny ending and the "Ninja Dive" was priceless. xD

  • NINjA DIIIIVE XD

  • XD HAHAHAHA! HADOKEN! LMFAO!

    WHY do people have to be so sierious ALLL THE FUCKING TIME. Why cant you understand this is FUNY.

  • @EvangelionFan

    and the winner is.... CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!

  • whats with the serious comments ITS A FUNNY VID THIS IS NOT THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR!!

  • Theyre being sierious to fight over who has the biggest internet penis in essence XD, they just have to inflate their internet egos, rather than spend the time laughing at something that was absoloutly helarious

  • Ninja used guns and explosives as well. Learn some history and not manga. Ninja of Iga and Koka were jizamurai (land owners aka samurai class) so they were trained from youth. For guns look up Saiga-ryu or Saiga Magoichi.

  • o.O

  • Once again..."GUN". Any questions?

    However lets consider SNEAKING up behind someone and slicing their head off part of the calculations and we probably get a 100% kill rate. Laughs.

  • canadian voice it might be a bitch way but its a smart way

  • HADOKENNNNNNNNN!

  • pirate = people untrained who come up with the fighting style of "ape-shit"... only upside... a gun that takes 20 seconds to re-load...

    ninja = trained since birth to kill in the most effective way possible. upsides, skills in general and knowledge of how to fight and where to strike...

    pretty simple dontcha think?

  • 1) Pirates were most commonly ex-navy crewmembers, they were trained swordsman. Not "Ape-shit" fighters.

    2) No ninjas are trained from birth. Studying ninjitsu was not a culture, it was a choice made in adulthood.

  • Very true and wise of you :).

  • you watch way too many movies connerjohn

  • Ninja's are cowards. Besides the first ninja was a Samurai who was didn't want to face his enemy in a fair fight, so he challenged him to a fight the next day, and while the enemy was asleep the Ex-cowardly Samurai (Now a Ninja) snuck into the enemy camp and into the Samurai's tent and killed him while he slept.

  • ninjas were slaves and when the samurai were not looking the ninja took them out!

  • So being smart is being a coward? Ninja were trained to kill as silently as possible, and as fast as possible. They were not brutal warriors.

  • Ninjas were not cowards. They were not Samurai originally.

    Ninja were both Foot soldiers and Assassins and often fought face to face with their rivals.

    They were brave enough to go into enemy territory alone and kill off hundreds of men to reach their targets.

  • ya your right they werent samurai originally they were farmers who took the farming weapons to kill the samurai who controlled there villages xD but they really didnt fight much face to face they did what they had to do and when that came(face to face) they use the black ball idk what it is i think its called the black egg and it have like broked glass or grinded up pepper to blind its enemy then the ninja ran away and killed him later

  • Metsubushi of the Kayakujutsu. They used Egg shells, Bamboo tubes, bottles and wooden boxes to store ash, mud and other blinding material.

    These were called Eye closers, or bombs/stink bombs.

    Ninja mostly used these to escape a group of enemies.

    Ninja who are formally seen, wore armor like the Samurai.

    Yep, they were originally farmers :D. they adopted an ancient art lost to them and used it in Guerrilla warfare against larger Daimyos.

  • Some ninjas were born samurai

  • Some, not all or originally.

  • no... ninjas were originally farmers from japanese somerset!

  • good god, this is a insult to the pirate and the ninja.

  • this is win!!!!!!!

    HADUKEN!

  • WaffleCoptorz!

  • umm really, ninja could kick the pirate and robots ass at the same time, with out them ever knowing the fight started.