Dead Man Wakes Up at Morgue.

[ParasiticDaemon]

Pause at 0:51 for Fluffee's "Oh" face.

[Flyingfirepig]

Does he ever blink?

[vanne661]

god holy cheast of mistery

[mickeychild01]

I would think zombie too! lol

[BeautifulLittleIere]

How does it say: DEAD man wakes up?

[RandomGamerNumber01]

@BeautifulLittleIere it's called "creative titling."

[BeautifulLittleIere]

@RandomGamerNumber01 I can see why he did it but it's just funny to me.

[Wolfkeeper1996]

This is so true, 50 may of been unconcious!

[ELBON6]

assuming makes an ass out of u ane me ASSuME

[NoyGluckstad]

I just watches "Dead Woman Wakes up at Morgue!" :)

[MrSatan1366]

put this on a shirt.... "i think u killed him man"... yea i no i killed him he was a fuckin zombie... an spell zombie with blood splatter

[davidlime]

Haha , 2 stories like this on Fluffeeeee

[cronon94]

wait...mustard? why mustard?

[toodlepipism]

being thirsty after something like that.. is linked to internal bleeding. oh yeah. i may of failed my exams but i still kno some shit.

[ScreamALoveLetter]

Thumbs up if you watched this after his new video "Dead Woman Wakes up at Morgue."

[diecasterofthespirit]

@ScreamALoveLetter his head is bigger

[smiletehk]

@ScreamALoveLetter I watched this after i woke up from the morgue.

[AvrilLavinge4eva]

If i was at a morgue being cut open while i was alive i would be like" shit man, shit! im not dead you fool! put my intstines back in and do your job better fool! fuck you" ha ha ha lol yep yep yep.

[TheAlphadog4]

lol. 2:10

[TheInsane222]

Dead.

Dead.

Dead.

Close enough.

Dead.

XD tht killed me!

[TboltHurricane]

178 people are fuckin zombies.

[fbmlover]

fuck msnbc this guy makes new soooo much more funny,

[AMY1213141]

Better than walking up in a coffin under the ground

[TDIfanlolz]

@AMY1213141 thats a good point.

[TheDjMax23]

instead of can you bring my dog back to life you have to say whatttt IM JESUS!

[fireangel1732]

I'm not quite dead yet... ;)

[xcheese129]

fluffee is awesome

[4michelejones]

is this prototype

[Munchkinnx33]

im a fluffee addict

[berserker276]

@blazingangel908 What the fuck? So you just fell asleep on the floor all day lmao?

[blazingangel908]

lol my mom once thought there was something wrong with me because she came home and I was on the floor in the living room and didn't wake up I actually somehow feel asleep there, and I didn't wake up until it was 10 something at night so I was sleep that whole day

[bladiumdragon]

And this is where "dead man walking" comes from.

[kakokapolei123]

Anyone notice that this was like prototype? But it didn't give him super awesome powers?

[pavlezeljic2]

Dead,Dead,Dead,Close enough,Dead... LOL

[hardcoremarinecor100]

subbed

[PAallday023]

fucking loser



[LouistheHedgehog]

Anyone reminded of that Monty Python and the Holy Grail Scene?

"Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

"Here's one."

"Thank you."

"I'm not dead!"

"What?"

"Nothing."

"I'm not dead!"

"He says he's not dead."

"Well he will be in a minute."

[LucarFox]

@LouistheHedgehog ohhh hoho.

[FiRDrUmM3r613]

it wasnt mustard that brought him back to life it was a dorito that brought him back to life. hey it happened in the superbowl commercial

[RockChick666]

Omg i honestly think i love you :') you're soooo funny :D xxx

[goldendragonchild]

@darthmalt123

You really shouldn't, whore.

Why do people actually give these unoriginal assholes what they want? You're encouraging being a WHORE! Just stop it!!!

[andybeta404]

@darthmalt123 wow 103 likes for no reason...104 now :D

[andimckennsrocks]

ive been wondering what do you look like with out your hat

[snuggiemom]

If I was a mortian (?) and someone came back to life, I'd be like, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!" and jab some sorta sharp thingy through his eye repeadtly.

[xXKibaForeverMoreXx]

FUCK YEAH I KILLED HIM HE WAS A FUCKING ZONBIE!!!! lol your so awesome FLuffee!!!!! XD

[UnicornsLikeSkittles]

They'll wake up and figure it out xDD

[darkusbakugan08]

Not Breathing? Yep He's Dead

:closeenough:

[PotSmokinSkaters]

the dislike bar is like justin biebers penis.... its small and it shouldnt be there

[WilmaYouKnow]

hahaha you are so funny !!!! :)

[ColdButterKiller]

Im so gunna try mustard to bring my pet snake back to life O-o jk

[misspandarudy]

you should put dead dead dead mmm close enough dead dead on a tee shirt

[1234watsup4321]

[PROTOTYPE] anyone?

[SexiiChix97]

"Did you kill him man!!" " Uhh yeah I killed him dude he was a zombie!!!!!" HAHAHA:)

[bigo0723]

One time at a relatives first job as priest for funerals. the dead body's muscles tightened,so the dead body's back straightened out and he freaked out that he ran from the funeral and never came back to his job.

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[MORM59]

hahhaXD i love this guy!!

[psychojoseph1]

they r damn lucky they didnt kill him thinking he was already dead

[red36500]

u no what i knocked the guy they put unconcious

i cleared him i brought him back 2 life 2

[red36500]

u no what i knocked the guy they put unconcious



[MichaelGuerriero]

i just watched a video from 2011 and he looks so different

[PirateDuckyy]

well no wonder people always die... hardly anyone likes mustard... im gonna live forever :3

[majorearthlover]

@PirateDuckyy Hypethetical High Five! :)

[PirateDuckyy]

@majorearthlover yay for mustard :)

[rainbowsuger]

@PirateDuckyy  im not :c

[PirateDuckyy]

@rainbowsuger sad!! i'll pray for you, you mustard hater

[CatsAttackAgain]

Shit, it's Alex Mercer! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

[MissBeatleBailey]

@BlueAvenue22 he was making a joke...... Don't be such a hard ass...…

[BlueAvenue22]

why would a mortician have a defibrillator? they aren't doctors and they work with only dead people.

[riederernicholas95]

@BlueAvenue22 THEY HAVE TOO HAVE A DOCTORATE TOO WORK IN THE MORG AND THEY HAVE TOO BEE A SERDIFIED SURGEON TOO

[BlueAvenue22]

@riederernicholas95 You do not have to have a doctorate to be a mortician. A doctorate also is not the same thing as a medical degree. You also do not have to be a surgeon and you spelled certified wrong.

BlueAvenue22 eradicating ignorance on YouTube comment at a time.

[riederernicholas95]

@BlueAvenue22 U DUM SHIT MY MOM HAS A BSN IN NURSING U CANOT PERFORM A MEDICEL AUTOPSY UNLESS U HAVE A DOCTORATE AND A LICESNCE TO BE A SURGEON. DO U THINK THEY JUST HIRE ANYBODY TOO DO AUTOPSYS NO U HAVE TOO BE TRAINED!!!! AND I KNOW I SPELLED WRONG IM IN SPECIAL ED AND I HAVE SPELLING PROBLEMS U NIGGERD ASSHOLE WOW I CAN SPELL ASSHOLE AND NIGGER!!! GO FUCK A COW U PUSSY ASS BITCH CUNT

[thedready6]

@BlueAvenue22 To become a certified mortician, you must attend a University for over 12 months. Complete several courses. Follow that with an apprenticeship, Then get certified. The leat little mistake will get you sued. But yes it is not a "Docterate" And no I can not spell well either. But obviously someone was not paying much attention. ;)

[marshmallowgirl4life]

149 died but 249 woke up alive in a morge...NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!

[mark16443]

bring out your dead bring out your dead, hes not dead *WHACK* ok throw him on lmao

[Knightlite18]

hahah where have you been all my life!?!?

[fear741]

2:41 sad part is he maybe right about that

[RigaudonAS]

If I add the numbers for my view count it is 31. guess what view number mine is. if you get it I'll sub you.

[blaizzexforever]

luv watchin old fluffee vids

[pieperson96]

Reminds me of CSI O.o

[firedrake121]

that looks like my basement

[rocksOpuff]

keep pushing 7 for birth of fluffee :D

[SickM3nace]

Why is most of your videos about dead people

[mcblubbernugget]

city morguem you kill em, we grill em

[Hot420Boxed]

eh... too lazy and high

[DreaamBig15]

"that shit's fucked up"

[TifaLockheart888]

Hahahaha... "Uhhh, yeah. I know I killed him... He was a f*cking zombie."

[Mrhentaiish]

Wouldn't it be even wierder to be a dead guy waking up in a pile of unconsious people.

[thecoltsbobsanders]

that would be werid you wakeing up in the back of a truck with dead people

[LaTripper]

YOUR SO PRETTY O.o

[MrTerror321]

look like your on beak

[MAV3RICK94]

another awkward thing he didn't think of, autopsies are done with the person naked, so that guy woke up naked on a cold table with a guy holding a scalpel over him...

[ThySweetAffairs]

uh yeah i know i killed him, he was a fucking zombie :D dude your so epic.... and cute :)

[sonof2tards]

Your eyes seem huge in this video

[NeonAngel1997]

FLUFFEE IS SUOER CUTE :D

[Coffeeandsleep]

You have nice teeth. T SHIRT IDEA "Dude! Can you bring my DOG back to life?!"

[Coffeeandsleep]

You have nice teeth.

[rawridinosour]

why didn't the morguetion check the pulse too

[ArmenianSnipe13]

@rawridinosour mortician*

[PeachykeenLNG]

Dude. I wanna be friends with you in real life. You crack me the fuck up.

[SnowBunnyHunny187]

Scary to think of, but how many times do you think this has happened and the morticians have already started with the autopsy. The dead undead guy wakes up screaming in pain, and the mortician guy ends up having to finish him off afraid of lawsuits or charges. I'm making sure I'm rotting before I go to a freaking morgue....put that in the will.

[Gamelover383]

someone I know dies... I'm giving mustard a try.

[AroraTheFurryWolf]

"dead....dead....dead....dead.­...close enough...dead..."

i imagine it more like 100 alive people under 50 dead people and the alive people cant get air...

you know there was proble more then 1 alive person, the others probly just fucking sufficated. Fucking basterds, they killed kenny.

[amber688]

Lmao if i was the mortician, i would have screamed and made a huge deal and ran awaayy x]

[TheSlushDawg]

@amber688 retard! morguetician... hence he was in a morgue... the people who work there... MORGUEtician. wow

[nosdemon13]

@TheSlushDawg Nope, It's definately a mortician...

[apple7879]

id be asking for a fluffee snuggee cuz morgues are cold as fuck

[WolfSpartan1]

I wonder if the stampede was at a nudist colony.

[BLACKSANDMETAL13]

this guy is sooo funny xD hahahahahaha

[YaoiGirlKitten]

actually, for the pulse in the neck :/ I think i'd be dead... my pusle is VERY hard to find and often times at hospitals they have to like try multiple times to find my pusle x.x :D YAY!!! :D I'M A ZOMBIE!!!!!!! :D ... Can I have brain now?

[PopcornAlexandra]

i hate mustard

[HeartBroken4Lyfe100]

lol thats weird

[tdilovegwen]

ik i killed him he was a fucking zombie ;D

[jtcapocci]

lol lol lol lollol

[thwalkingcatastrophe]

dead dead dead mmm close enough dead dead

um shouldn't you separate the dead from the unconscious people right

do you you really want to worry about separating these people into two piles

lol rofl lmao

[93jmmichfan]

this. is. great.

[lovesgirlz1]

lool do u talk to your self alot?

[victoriabeazy]

super V

[savviideelikeyee]

uh ya i killed him, he was a fuckin zombie! xD lmfao

[IORNMAN210]

this vid made me sub 

[Empairs]

170 ppl woke up at a morgue

[likeomgutube]

@Empairs no, 170 people realized that this faggot who made this video is a fucking annoying faggot

[coldandignoring]

@likeomgutube then why are you even watching this? Or better yet, why are you replying to a comment where your opinion isn't even relevant? And "faggot" shouldn't be used liberally. Not only is it probably untrue, since you don't know this guy personally, but it's immature. And according to psycology, you probably call people faggots because you're probably insecure or one yourself. I'm not sayinng you are, but thzt's how psycology works.

[likeomgutube]

@coldandignoring since you said my opinion doesnt matter and im immature it means that your just insecure about your maturity level and insecure about whether your opinion matters or not. thats just according to psychology though. k gotta go now faggot.

[likeomgutube]

@coldandignoring according to psychology your mother was cold toward your feelings and also ignored you. having a knowledge of psychology i know this simply by your screen name. no go watch some more videos of your faggot boyfriend here.

[darthmalt123]

@likeomgutube ah i see you can read peoples backgrounds and inner feelings by looking at their youtube screen names.Signs of this ability are screaming faggot over and over again while showing no logical thought patterns.Bravo.

[likeomgutube]

@darthmalt123 according to psychology you are a homosexual with no logical thought patterns. thats not coming from me, thats what psychology is saying. gotta run faggot, bye

[darthmalt123]

@likeomgutube ah you appear to be screaming faggot and show no signs of thought patterns.Its certain now,you have the gift.

[likeomgutube]

@darthmalt123 according to psychology you are worried about your own thought patterns and wheter or not you have gifts. 

[darthmalt123]

@likeomgutube whether'.Wait a few days and then come up with a good comeback, ill be waiting.

[likeomgutube]

@darthmalt123 according to psychology you have doubts about whether or not you can spell since you called me out on my spelling error.

[darthmalt123]

@likeomgutube oh im sorry did I hurt your feelings?Still waiting on that comeback.

[likeomgutube]

@darthmalt123 according to psychology your the one whos feelings have been hurt since you were thinking about my feelings it means you were really thinking about your own.

[darthmalt123]

@likeomgutube Could you come up with your own insults or are you just going to steal mine?God this getting kinda sad now,I almost feel sorry for you.

[likeomgutube]

@darthmalt123 according to psychology you in fact are really just feeling sorry for yourself

[darthmalt123]

@likeomgutube Really?all this time you couldnt come up with one comeback?I dont kinow whether to laugh or cry.

[likeomgutube]

@darthmalt123 according to psychology youre the one who feels they cannot come up with a comeback

[darthmalt123]

@likeomgutube Does your mother know your on the computer?I mean shit,your either five years old or a retarded old man.

[EmeraldDragonGaming]

@likeomgutube do you even know what psychology is?

[likeomgutube]

@EmeraldDragonGaming according to psychology you are really asking yourself that question which means you have no clue what psychology is

[berserker276]

@darthmalt123 Just cry, then laugh.

[XDisturbedTillDeathX]

@likeomgutube what the hell is with you and the phrase "according to phychology" being followed by a lame, dim-witted, wannabe come-back?

[likeomgutube]

@XDisturbedTillDeathX according to psychology youre a dim-wit

[EmeraldDragonGaming]

@likeomgutube your actully really stupid according to psychology

[likeomgutube]

@EmeraldDragonGaming for calling me stupid according to psychology youre actually just talking about yourself

[likeomgutube]

@EmeraldDragonGaming you need to get off your fat little ass, get mommys titty out of your mouth, turn off the video gameys, and try to be a fucking man and get some actual friends outside of the online gaming community you fat little mamas boy

[Empairs]

@likeomgutube why did you watch this then, jackass?

[likeomgutube]

@Empairs who the fuck said I watched this? maybe i stumbled across this stupid fucks video while searching for something worth watching, dick smoker.

[MrPiecules]

Lol, "Dead, Dead, Dead, Close enough, Dead" I laughed at that.

[spankitinadixsycup]

hell yeahzombies is gonna happen i hope im ready

[MaggogZ]

in the sentence nearly 150 deaths, 149 would be acceptable.

[123abcdoreme1000]

lol dead, dead, dead, close enough! :D

[MCCalvinho]

1:17

[MCCalvinho]

171 zomies wathed this

[MCCalvinho]

170 zomies wathed this

[kassyrock123]

LOL ZOMIBES

[sararudd92]

150 deaths! Human beings disgust me...

[JelLoSnArK]

I can too assume someone's dead. When my mother sleeps...

[BadCompany0000]

Very creative imagination. 

[Bombsgalor]

Clear... Clear... Clear... Cle(BLARGH!) HOLY SHIT!

[me168716]

If i woke up and found someone about to slice my chest open i would scream EWWW GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING PERV then i would proceed to shank him in the jugular.

n__n

[countgronsfeld]

dead, dead, dead, close enough

[Kamikuru77]

what fucked up counrty did this happen at?

[Halo3GirlxSniperChic]

and y amm i naked ?

[Iluvbuckethead1]

Are you Canadian?

[jimiman12]

ahh wat the fuck a zombie bash its brains out

holy shit this guy is funy he must get mad pussy

[GodsFaithfulChild]

idiots! i'm 13 and i kno how to take my own pulse! i do it with the doctor and get the same results!! idiot people! CHECK THE PULSE!!!!!

[MrWilldog56]

@GodsFaithfulChild uuuuum, some people can die then come back to life, herp derp.....

[GodsFaithfulChild]

@MrWilldog56 i kno they can. i have 2 books on actual accounts. everyone has a right to their own opinion