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  • Well with the estimated number of species on Earth (thats everything form bacteria up to animals) being at least 5 million and possible up to 10 million (point to note we've only discovered about 2 million at this stage) I don't think the ark was big enough!!!

    Plus some questions for you...

    1) Where did he get all the wood from?

    2) How the hell did a monster this big not break apart under the stresses?

  • "Noah," said God,"You MUST take FULLY GROWN animals into the Ark! And when I say 'kind' of animal, that means every single different variety within a species that you can think of. Keep all their dung IN the Ark.Don't bother about working out ways to clean it. Next, cut a big hole in the roof for the giraffes, just like in the play set. That's right, 'cos that's a perfectly accurate model of what I want. Oh, & don't ask for help. Do it all by yourself! Last thing, I want it done by tomorrow!"

  • It's hard to be human.

  • did noah take a couple of woodworm onto the boat, too ?

  • there is no fuckin way 1 guy with no power tools or help built one of the biggest boats of all time out of solid wood and then survived picking 2 of every animal in the world, and feeding them for 40 days. and come on, dinosaurs? this is the stupidest video ive ever seen. and what the fuck did you film this with, a potatoe? it could give ppl seizures.

  • People who think there has to be a god for them to act like decent human beings are either incredibly ignorant or mentally challenged. I've been an atheist most of my life. My life is all about being kind to others, taking care of my loved ones, and trying to live a good moral life. I would never dream of killing or hurting anyone, certainly not on purpose. That is such a ridiculous thing for religious people to say.

  • we all better hope there is a go d or else when you die its all over except for the skin rotting off your bones and lying in a lonely grave for eternity

  • Christian: Evolution is a lie.

    Christian Museum: After the Flood, animals diversified from just a few species using God-powered SUPER EVOLUTION!

    MFW ಠ_ಠ

  • It's a nice model but should have at least considered what kind of materials and tools Noah would have available to build such boat. And i think like most of Noah's Ark believers, you don't have the slightly idea of how many different creature on earth there are. To have so many animals on the ark(by pairs), the ark would have to be the size of Cuba's island.

  • Just how did the koalas get from Australia to the Ark? Did they swim? :-)

    This is *loony* toons!

  • @csadler The world before the flood was totally different than it is now, after the flood. I believe that the amount of water on the surface of the planet, was very greatly increased when the flood happened. There probably were not any separate continents, and even if there were, there were probably all types of animals all across the planet. The Bible is explicit, that the world we now see, is nothing like the world that was, before the flood.

  • @csadler Yes it is comedy. But koalas are not the only super heroes. Imagine kangaroo swimming too, and penguins. Animals living in salt water got big nightmare. But the best hero is SLOTH ! Imagine sloth getting to that ship.... Im cooooooommmmmmiiiinnnnnggggg..­...... wwwwaaaaaiiiiittttt fffffffffooorr meeeeeeee pppllleeeaaaasssseeeee! Imagine ALL KINDS of insects getting to that ship :D it is insane lol but many RETARDED people believe that ridiculous stories.

  • so 2 dog's branch out to hundreds of different kinds of dog's?

    wait what?? did you just agree to evolution??

  • @twinturbo300zx There are many types of evolution. Micro evolution which says Dogs produce a variety of dogs, Humans produce a variety of humans etc. is scientific, true, and Biblical. God said let them bring forth after their kind. All other types of evolution, are make believe fiction, masquerading as science. All humans are descendants of Adam and Eve. No monkey, chimpanzee, ape etc. is a descendant of , or grandparent to Adam and Eve.

  • @carterfamily8903 so the idea of us evolving from apes (we share 99% same DNA) is so far fetched for you, that you think we came from adam and eve and over thousands of years of inbreeding here we are today?

    so adam + eve give birth to 2 son's.

    WAIT WHAT? did those 2 son's bang their own mom?? or each other?

    mate hate to break it to you but adam and eve sharing a garden with dinosaurs and other bs is a childrens story, do you believe in santa too?

  • @twinturbo300zx Adam and Eve had sons and daughters. Yes their sons married their daughters at first, there was no genetic load. Their genes were different enough, their children would not be deformed like today. Evolution has bigger problems. Either a male and female human had to evolve from an ape at the same time, or you have humans with apes. Once you get humans, you still have brothers and sisters. Do things evolve in pairs? Male and female?

  • @carterfamily8903 Your arguement is flawed: Male and female of one particular species will always evolve together at the same time, do i need to explain why? i'd be dissapointed if a 5yo couldn't figure this one out.

    Second: how do you know adam and eve's son's and daughter's had enough DNA seperation? did you take a blood test from them personally? are you a doctor? scientist? When were you born i'm pretty sure your not a few thousand years old am i right?

  • @twinturbo300zx You only have half of the genes that your father possesed and half that your mother possessed, those are the only genes that you can pass on to your kids. If you have brothers and sisters they may be able to pass totally different genes from your parents on to their kids. After several generations the gene pool gets shallower and shallower. Two white parents are only going to have a white child, a white parent and a black parent could produce either color.

  • @carterfamily8903

    To sum this up, you believe incest lead to where we are today, and that a book written by primitives who sitll thought the earth was flat over our modern medical and scientific advances we have today?

    What about other religions and other god's? how do you know you've chosen the right god? and that the budhist have been right all along and are the only one's who goto heaven and you end up in hell for believing in the false god?

  • @twinturbo300zx Whether you believe in creation or evolution, the first humans were marrying brothers and sisters, for at least a generation or two. Although evolution may have an ape married to a human. The Bible talks of the earth being a circle, and being hung on nothing. It certainly does not teach a flat earth. Every person who has started a non Christian faith, has died, and is still in their tomb. The Bible is without question, the most printed book on the planet.

  • @carterfamily8903 who said apes married humans? you'd have to be dumb to say that (looking at you). can i ask you something? if you believe in the book so much why haven't you married any of your relitaves yet?

  • @twinturbo300zx Marrying close relatives was outlawed 1400-1500 years before Christ, in the Book of Leviticus. If you believe in evolution, and believe there is no God, I have to wonder why you don't marry a relative? Evolution says people come from apes, so either one ape had a male and female human, or there had to be a male or female human having relations with an ape, to get the human race started, according to evolution.

  • @carterfamily8903 sigh, do you have the imagination of a 5 y.o? do you really think 2 apes had sex and out popped a human? evolution and genetic mutation take thousands upon thousands of years to take place. Whether it be forced via climate/food availability/need for using tools to survive etc

  • @twinturbo300zx No ape ever had a human, and no human ever had an ape, and not ape ever had a partially human baby. Do you have any idea how many millions of transitional fossils, would be missing, if evolution happened? Evolution is a fairy tale for grown ups who want to imagine they will not give an account to God after they die, for the things they do wrong. The invisible things of God are clearly seen in what He has made.

  • @carterfamily8903 speaking of fairy tales, how do you know the god you believe in is the right diety? how do you know the hindu's or muslims and even budhist's dont have the right faith and your's is the false god?

    It's laughable that you dissmiss their religions as false and blindly believe you have the right faith, yet if you ask them - It's you who is the fool. Maybe one day you'll realise why i dismiss your fairy tales.

  • @twinturbo300zx Growing up as a Mormon, and learning what a lie Mormonism is, drove me to actually look at various possibilities. I know the God that I believe in is the right deity, because He radically changed my life. Buddha is dead. Reincarnation is laughable, and does not explain anything of creation. The Koran teaches the stars are basically a painting in the sky, if I'm remembering right, and makes other scientifically laughable statements.

  • @carterfamily8903 " if I'm remembering right, and makes other scientifically laughable statements."

    Something similar to the bibles cure for Leprosy! The bible is a work of fiction, this much is clear. Exodus 21 and Numbers 31? A god whose morality is less than mine is no god.

  • @csadler You could not have any morality at all, except for the fact that God has written His law on your heart, and you know yourself, because your own consciounce condemns you, when you violate it. Who are you to judge your Creator? You do have a Creator, whether you wish to believe in Him or not, you will meet Him after you die, and you will be without excuse for your unbelief, since the invisible things of God are plainly seen in what He has made.

  • @carterfamily8903 I have a creator. Right.... and its the one *you* picked. What creator would you have *picked* had you been born in Mecca? Just what I thought.

    You have an imaginary friend to help you cope in life. Its as simple as that.

  • @carterfamily8903 "Who are you to judge your Creator?"

    If the creator is spelled out in the bible myths then he / it is one evil being. Its morality is that of a spoiled child. Look at the 10 commandments. Look at the first 4. No morality in any of them. Where is the commandment against rape or slavery?

    Your imaginary friend is evil.

  • @csadler God gave the commandments, and it is only His commandments that make anything right or wrong. Murder, rape, theft, lying etc. would all be perfectly fine things for any person to do, if we had simply evolved, and there was no God. They may hurt others, but if it is survival of the fittest, that would be the point wouldn't it? All of the commandments of God are for our protection. It is the right of a Creator, to destroy his creation, if he chooses. A painter can burn his paintings etc.

  • @carterfamily8903 "God gave the commandments, and it is only His commandments that make anything right or wrong. Murder, rape"

    And where is 'rape' or 'slavery' in the 10 commandments?

    Are you telling me, that without a god you would kill, rape and steal? Is this what you are telling me? A simple yes/no will do?

  • @csadler If there was no God, & no accountability 4 our actions, every human on this earth would violate other people & their lives, rights, & property. There are enough people who do this even though there is a God, and we have massive amounts of police etc. Rape and slavery are not found directly in the 10 commandments, but Jesus summed up the 10 commandments, in 2: 1. Love God. 2. Love others as yourself. If you follow #2 you will not enslave people or rape them. Hate is murder in our hearts.

  • @carterfamily8903 "If there was no God, & no accountability 4 our actions, every human on this earth would violate other people & their lives, rights, & property."

    You mean like in those Atheist countries. Prisons so full. Not like, lets say the US?

    Listen. Your god is imaginary. Just like all the other gods.

    Enslavement? Read Exodus 21 and see what *your* god thinks. Thats the morality of your god in action.

  • @twinturbo300zx The Bible hands down is the most printed book on this planet. That alone, does not prove that it is true, but U would expect that if God wrote a book, it might be the most popular 1 on the planet, & the most heatedly debated, like it is. Prophetically, it stands alone. Also Historically, Archaeologically, Scientifically, Experientially, etc. The entire Old Testament points to Christ, & is about Him, though He was born 100s of years after the last book in it was written.

  • @carterfamily8903 its Quran. anyway you think other religions are laughable due to the BS stories they tell yet you believe some guy managed to build a boat of epic proportians using wood high up in a mountain side with barely any tree's and grabbed 2 of every species. And that having sex with your sister was a-ok at the time.

    Look in the mirror :)

  • @twinturbo300zx My wordperfect program shows error for Quran, not for Koran, I believe it can be spelled either way. None of your statements are Biblical about the Ark. The Bible does not say Noah gathered the animals, not that he took 2 of each species, nor that he was in or on a mountain side, nor that there was a lack of trees, which obviously there was not. The first people will have no choice but to marry brothers or sisters, whether you believe the Bible or evolution.

  • @carterfamily8903 Over hundreds of generations the species will develope more unique qualities and branch away from their close relitaves. Care to explain why a Neanderthal's skull/jaw structure is different to ours and dates 30,000 years before christ? Not to mention they share 99.5% of our DNA?

  • @twinturbo300zx Care to explain how Nebraska Man and his wife, were made from one pigs tooth, and claimed to be missing links to support evolution? If you find a skull, you do not know how long ago it died, and you do not know how the face that covered the skull looked. Evolution is full of forgeries. Why do parrots talk, but monkeys don't? Did humans evolve from a half ape, half parrot?

  • You forgot the food and the shit... And to mention that the largest ships we have today leak so badly water has to be constantly pumped out.

  • @bigeyedfish0041 I did not forget the food and the waste, I did not mention much about it, but there was an extreme amount of room for food, and God gave the plans for the Ark, which very easily could have been specially designed for removing waste. We have moon pools in some of our big ships today, which may have been in the Ark also. Wood does naturally float, unless waterlogged. the Ark was sealed with pitch, not only on the outside, but also inside.

  • Now answer me 2 questions. Did it rain salt water? (I think the fish would care).

    And, did Noah walk to south America to get the armadillo and Australian to get the marsupials?

    Logic fail.

  • @LordNapalm Did you watch the video? God brought the animals to Noah, he did not have to go get, one of them. The Oceans become saltier and saltier, especially with the death, of more and more creatures. Blood is very salty. Fish can adapt to saltier water, over time. There are people who have taken fresh water fish, and salt water fish, and eventually got them living together, in basically a half salt water tank.

  • @carterfamily8903 If you take this story as literal truth: you must be retarded. How about the fact that the bible says the water covered all the land. That covers mount everest at about 5 miles above sea level. You need an oxygen tank at that altitude. Also, I would like to see you gradually turn a freshwater fish into a salt water fish. And blood is not salty, nor would it fill the oceans with salt. Like I said though, you're clearly retarded, so I'm sorry for provoking you.

  • @LordNapalm The Bible talks about people being ignorant of how the world was, before the flood. I believe the earth was much flater before the flood. Part of what caused the flood, the Bible says, is that the fountains of the deep were broken up. I believe there was a lot of rearranging of territory, during the flood. We find massive amounts of seashells on the highest mountain peaks. How do you explain that?

  • @carterfamily8903 Wow.. you believe a lot of crazy nonsense. I suggest you take a grade 7 geography course if you really want to solve the seashell mystery. I'll give you a hint: the world is way older than 6000 years.

  • @LordNapalm I would say that you believe a lot of crazy nonsense. Which of your relatives was alive over 6000 years ago, to tell you the world is older than that. One second after this planet was formed, it could have looked as old as it looks today. We have human histories that date back a few thousand years, why is there none older than 6 or 7 thousand years. This planet did not evolve here. Things that we see always deteriorate, and break down, this can only happen so long.

  • @carterfamily8903

    watch?v=CccaGaKOlSI

  • Nice model

  • Pt. 2

    Essentially, "kind" must translate into the general definition for "species," then (capable of producing genetically viable offspring)?

  • Pretty much, but there would be some exceptions I believe. There is actually a fairly new branch of science called I believe baraminology, which is the study of kinds of animals. In this field kind is determined I believe exclusively, by determining the limits of breeding within a kind of animals.

  • you cant define a word using the word. do you mean limits of breeding within a species? or genus? or family?

  • @carterfamily8903 bullshit, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT. The study you speak of was invented by CREATIONISTS. Creationism was proven in the court of LAW to be NON-SCIENCE.

  • ..Yeah...I agree. Dr. Carl Baugh from the Creation Science Museam had advanced a theory that everthing in the pre-flood world was large due to the atmosphere at the time. They believe they have a womans footprint that is 15" long as well as some other pre-flood artifacts. Kind of interesting stuff.

  • the human form is not capable of supporting a frame that large the spine would collapse on itself.

  • @Ch35h1r3C47 Not if the spine was twice the diameter.

  • No it wouldnt, merely doubling the size of the spine wouldnt compensate for the massively increased mass both bone and muscular

  • @Ch35h1r3C47 ...Whose to say? Especially since we had 200 ton lizards running around. lol If the animals were all large...why could'nt the men be large as well? I don't see the problem.

  • yes but the 200 tonne dinosaurs,which were not lizards btw, walked on 4 legs, had different skeletal structures and evolved to be that way. Humans evolved to shakily stand on 2 legs from small weak apes. The weight distribution on a tilted spine is different to the way our spine works also, in case you want to quote t-rex or something similar as a 2-legged dinosaur. Humans cannot have 15 feet long.......feet and the rest of the height that would entail

  • @Ch35h1r3C47 ..Your not going tell me you believe that apes were your ancestors nonsence? We don't buy into that stuff....around these parts. You must be one of them red diaper doper babies. You probably got a commie flag hangin' in yer garage.

  • its spelt nonsense. And no i dont have a commie flag in my garage, i do have a poster of lennin in my room, next to my poster of Lincoln.

    red diaper doper babies? what does that even mean?

    Humans and apes share common ancestry, humans ARE apes, theres no denying it, the evidence quite clearly shows it, why are you so opposed to it?

  • Every human has a human ancestor, and every ape has an ape ancestor. If a human ever had an ape, or if an ape ever had a human, it would still be happening today. It only happens in evolutionary fairy tales, which are commonly found in the religious texts that our government schools call science books.

  • Humans ARE apes. Humans still do have ape children(humans) that are very slightly different to their parents. If a chimpanzee were to give birth to a human, that would be a miracle but if chimpanzee children over thousands of generations started looking more like humans (taller, less hair, weaker) that would be evolution. You are thinking in time scales too small.

    Oh and evolution is a religion? please. Tell ya what if you want to call it a religion then Creationism has to be demoted.

  • @Ch35h1r3C47 ..I have some videos of a former evolutionist professor who exposes the falsehood of evolution. It never happened.

  • @vachief B U L L S H I T! evolution is a fact. one that has NEVER been disproven.

  • @carterfamily8903 Read a book other than the bible. You have absolutly NO IDEA what you are talking about. NONE!

    Evolution is a fact, it is being observed in real time. READ A BOOK!!!!

  • @Ch35h1r3C47 ...Remember this ...Marx, Lenin,Trotsky and Stalin were atheists. They made the practice of freedom of religion illegal. Under thier leadership 150 million people were put to death. Take that poster of Lenin ...and burn it.

  • im sorry but if you want to use the "x was an atheist so all atheists are bad" argument then christianity has atheism beat. Please dont pretend that the dark ages didnt happen, the inquisition, the crusades and a hundred other smaller things. Atheism is not a set of beliefs, atheism doesnt define a person, you cant make a positive assumption about someone when they say they are an atheist, all you can say is that they dont believe in a god.

  • @Ch35h1r3C47 ..100 million were put to death by the Roman church. Don't confuse Romanism with Christianity...they are not the same. How do I know that? The Protestant reformation exposed the Romanists 500 years ago ..as anti-christ. The people that caused the "killing fields" in Cambodia and Laos were millions were also put to death...just happened to be atheists. Atheists and those atheists posing under religious garb (false flag) are responsible for all the worlds misery.

  • really? are they? no i think you'll find a myriad of reasons are responsible for the worlds misery. Disease, climate, drought, wars , racism etc etc etc

    Religious people are responsible for all the world's misery..... oh wait no they arent

    and i only had to think for half a second to realize what a bu11sh!t statement that was. Romanism? Do you mean Roman Catholics? The christian group?

  • @Ch35h1r3C47 ...Yes...the RCC. They burned my people at the stake...for refusing to recant the truths of scripture. They are a geo-political organisation with a front of religious piety. Read some books on the reformation...interesting stuff.

  • I know the RCC are not a beneficial group already, i believe what they did during their run of europe is proof enough of that, as well as the current condom policy in an aids infested africa.

    The RCC are Christian and like all Christian groups or any religious sect, will say they are the true Christians.

    I wont be burning my poster of Lenin as it was a gift from a teacher.

    In a theocracy freedom of religion is often illegal as well, saudi for xample or england while heavily Christian

  • @Ch35h1r3C47 ..I disagree...the leadership of the Vatican practices an Egyptian religion based on drug use. The Egyptians got thier ideas of the afterlife by ingesting DMT. Take a look at the symbology of the RCC...they are big on the third eye business and incorporate the pineal gland with carvings. That obelisk did'nt find it's way to Vatican square by itself. For the most part the Catholic people are not aware and most are decent people.

  • Wow. Care to back that up with any sources or are you just going to sound crazy?

    You may well be right but hey, sources are always nice.

  • @Ch35h1r3C47 ...I got interested in symbology a few years ago. Symbols explain a lot. I've been a Protestant Reformationist for quite a few years. U-tube DMT Egyptians it is a series of videos on the meaning of some of thier hieroglyphics. While in Rome I saw a lot of symbols that did'nt make sense from a Christian perspective. Take a look at the fountain in Vatican square...some say it is the Amanita Muscaria mushroom, the one Super Mario eats. Google some symbology of the RCC.

  • @vachief STOP with the Micheal Savage slang. EVOLUTION IS A FACT, BEING OBSERVED IN REAL TIME. READ A BOOK!

  • @exconguitar ....lol....I was wondering when someone would notice that. It won't be to long before the great evolution myth is finally fully exposed for the house of cards that it is. Maybe you should read some books. lol

  • Evolution is a fact. Read a gawdam book.

  • @exconguitar ..Evolution is a cleverly concocted BS story. It does however provide a lot of jobs...similar to another BS story known and pushed by the media....global warming....which is directly contrary to the laws of thermo-dynamics. Salesmanship is a powerfull thing. lol

  • you sound like tin foil hat wearing, conspiracy theory guy. There are mountain of evidence and facts to back up evolution's theory, thats what makes it a theory. Of course your lack of knowledge on the subject blinds you. Global warming has been debunked. Evolution CAN'T be debunked. that's why is hasn't been yet.

  • @exconguitar ..Yes...I am a conspiracy theorist....it was either that or a coincedence theorist. lol Take a look at Dr. Walter Vieths entire series of videos debunking the current myths of evolution. The world is all about a Luciferian conspiracy ....to deny that Jesus was telling the truth. No tin hat needed.

  • wow. So if the whole world is a luciferian conspiracy then;

    1)How can you trust the bible/your church leaders?

    2) Why doesnt god ctrl alt delete lucifer already?

    3)why doesnt god at least stop lucifer?

    4)why is lucifer's account so much more fitting with everything?

  • ...Some people say the pre-flood people were quit large, just as the animals grew large as they were protected from the sun by the firmament. If there is any truth in that theory...then perhaps a cubit could have been much larger, maybe 25'' rather than 18".

  • That is very true, Genesis 6:4 says "There were giants in the earth in those days..." I kind of doubt that Noah was a giant, but we do not know. I believe that the 18" cubit is most likely at least a little to small, but probably at least in the neighborhood.

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