Advance Wars : Dual Strike : Nell's Theme

[UltimateKamaro]

Where the fuck is her damn army cap

[GeneralCane]

Is there a whole series of Nell jokes I know nothing about?

[msh11201996]

@GeneralCane Well, all the jokes I know concerns how she looks (a flight attendant and other stuff) and her CO power (luck)

[randomfull9]

@103035icle I think you got Nell confused with Grit.

[megabrowser17]

Nell; making the RNG god her bitch.....

[103035icle]

I dont need luck, I CAN SNIPE WITH A REVOLVER

[CrazyDrgonRider]

memoirs 

[Gallentecitizen1]

Nell: it's all about the RNG

[Stergenman]

Nell doesn't need a salary, just a lottery ticket once a year will do.

[ShiningDarkness101]

@Stergenman LMAO!

[AlexanderT21]

@Stergenman What if Nell married Colin?

[Antakku]

Who else got rainbow text in the menu on Training? (S-passed all tests)

[Trzeska]

@Antakku Everyone.

[Antakku]

@Trzeska You idealist you.

[df393]

COMILF

[randomfull9]

Why did they have to get rid of the hat, the hat was awsum

[Knightmare668]

She is Lady Luck's daughter.

[Sab2Intros]

@Knightmare668 No she ''is'' Lady Luck :D

[Sab2Intros]

the one dislike comes from Sturm

[Blad3sofWaR]

I love how they added the electric Guitar to her theme, it makes it alot more Upbeat to listen to then her original tune

[shanicrocale]

como chica que soy, me gustaba la nell antigua (GBA)

[Xolotl8]

@shanicrocale Yo personalmente prefiero mas el arte que se utilizo en esta version, pero en algunos si se les paso la mano: Nell o Kanbei por ejemplo. Lo que si no perdono es que se les debilito a algunos personajes.

[shanicrocale]

oviamente este debia ser xD

[BLARGHALT]

Oh great, now Barbie's branching out into military command.

[Hobbykicker50]

@BLARGHALT i bet u are thr asshole who disliked this great theme fuck u i hope u burn in hell

[BLARGHALT]

@Hobbykicker50

Damn, I haven't had an old-fashioned shitty grammar insult thrown at me in years. Keep on truckin'!

[AthosAmo]

@Hobbykicker50 lol

[migcentrifuge]

CO p0ws:

Falling Star

Lady Duck

[migcentrifuge]

She may be lucky, but what about her love life,is she lucky?

[Wertologist]

Try to imagine her without hair....creepy

[TheNewLooter]

Nell is hax

[Sab2Intros]

@TheNewLooter No, Nell is Epic.

[TheNewLooter]

@Sab2Intros lady luck -> infantry squad killing 10hp neotank is skill :|

[Sab2Intros]

@TheNewLooter :D

[ManC3C]

Barbie theme is quite weird

[SSJSonicguy]

She looked alot hotter in the first game

[PanzarMetal]

Is that HAIR ? i thought it was a raincoat.

[ACTIVEDEVICE]

Shes starting to look more and more like princess peach.

[Xolotl8]

@ACTIVEDEVICE True, damn Nintendo and their blonde obsession.

[MRRWJ2]

Flight attendance or model?

[SuicidalManiac19]

I'll tell you all this:

Luck does have somethin' to do with it.

[lightspeedasH]

that mole has moved quite a bit

[viruse388]

she's hot

[tofiroidetube]

HAWT!

[TheDRUNKCANADIAN]

She was a beast in the original Advance Wars....I farmed so many missions to get her...totally worth it to get lucky and do like 2x damage lol

[TheHollandHS]

Grimm: HARHAR! You can't beat my Megatank with your MD tanks!

Nell: Don't underestimate me! FIRE!

(Meteor falls on megatank)

Sturm: Whoops.

[Xolotl8]

@TheHollandHS Something tells me that these guys make the best parties...

[LJonesy2]

Nell is so hot

[HongKongKanto]

in japan her name is katherine

[SSJSonicguy]

I heard she teaches sex ed classes now

[4565645645]

I bet that Max is her husband.

[greycatmon]

@4565645645 she's leaning more towards Grit, I think.

[TheDRUNKCANADIAN]

Like many of the characters, I preferred them back in Advance Wars 1

[DLwReisen]

@Nitrocidal out of the CO's you just listed, Nell and Hachi are banned in any respected competitive play (because they're ACTUALLY broken), and Grit is solved by airports (lets face it, missiles blow cock), Colin I'll give you though.

Sasha > anything with a 7+ star CO meter.

[reload95]

hows the cancer going?

[Kivuus]

It's not bad, but i like the original better from earlier games.

[Mobius14]

Posted Fresh Prince response.

[LwReisen]

Nell - possibly the only CO more broken than Sasha. =X

[Nitrocidal]

@LwReisen I've been out of the loop for awhile, but when did Sasha become broken? IIRC it was always Colin / Grit / Nell / Hachi as the turbo top tier (Sensei used to be waaay up there too)

[BodyHarvest64]

AW1 and 2 version of this song were SO much better. I like most of the AWDS revamps of the music but this one.. is awful.

[MessengerOfDreams]

This song gets a lot of bad rep. I think that even if the guitars screech a little bit, nothing can beat the nostalgia and essence of the theme. It's basically the feel of the game.

[mujiha]

I guess you could say

*puts on shades*

today is her lucky day

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAH

[TheMasterBlaster07]

i still find the Advance wars 2 Tune of her theme better ^^ tbh

[2909ASESINOo]

rachel:rachel here nell!!!!!we cant destroy the enemy send us troops!!

nell:shut up i want win the lottery!!!!!!!................­.wooohhhoooo!!!!! i won!!!!for 5th time

[Xolotl8]

Nell was banned from Las Vegas

[MessengerOfDreams]

@Xolotl8 Wut? She Runs Las Vegas! That's why everyone else loses!

[Mobius14]

Actually I can hear a Fresh Prince mash up..

[thesnaf]

1 people is unucky XD

[Ecalyptus90]

Luck IS a skill!

[kyoko277]

Rachel still > Nell. And I BROKE 300 COMMENTS WHAT NOW SPARTANS?!

[LibertyTreeStudios]

wat does it say in the offier dorse on her ? i seem not to find her

[MessengerOfDreams]

She went from Overly happy person in the first to really creepy looking in the 3rd. O_o

[MegaManStarForceFan]

i like big butts and i cannot lie.....

[naveregnide]

yum yum yum! I love this soundtrack

[SirFuzzi]

Nell > Rachel.

Just saying.

[FalkorrOfNSider2]

Ah, Field Training. Good times. :D

[kaef0rkind]

I liked her alternate outfit in AWDS. :D

[Delta4845]

.... Still reminds me of the training in AW1

[ShadowNINku]

Heather Graham

[AdrianoDerp]

It's like if flight attendant Barbie didn't have enough cash to pay the beach house mortgage so she took a part time job in the Army... FUCK.

[PhiGuy1717]

anyone else she looked better in older games when she looked younger and had a bitchin hat?

[taiyoh04]

@PhiGuy1717 yes

[swordchucksensai]

@PhiGuy1717

You know I fucking loved that hat

[Sab2Intros]

@PhiGuy1717 she looks like shes pregnant in aw:ds :O

[electric926]

@PhiGuy1717 That responsibility seems to have fallen on Rachel.

[FailsAtNaming]

i just noticed nell isnt wearing her purple hat

[stevensonbak]

I don't know what you guys think about her looks in general, but I know a set of dick sucking lips when I see them.

[zwinkycrashes]

in aw2, you can fight with her

[Stormlain]

@zwinkycrashes in advance wars 1 too

[reload95]

SHES A CANCER SURVIVOR

[lightspeedasH]

her mole changed sides from the first advance wars or is that just me?

[crzymn246]

Nell's Super CO Power is insane.

Max: "Did you just OHKO my Neotank with your 1 HP Infantry unit?"

Nell: "Yes, what of it?"

[metriodf]

@crzymn246 LOL

[Palkia119]

She wears a wig.

[hitmanmoneyk]

She hot leave her alone she looks fine.

[InTheNight5ky]

kinda sounds like the chipmunks DJ this at partys

[DasReichNicolas]

pencil please 25cents

[Carrottime]

"I do believe i'm being taunted. Sami, bring her to me. Alive."

[AlexanderT21]

@Carrottime What? Why did you add "alive"? Did you expect me to bring her to you DEAD?

................ If its not TOO much trouble....

[YoshiKing25]

Aaaaah it was this theme where we learned the basics. Good times

[reload95]

hows the treatment going?

[RileyChu916]

Me:MWHAHAHAHAHA your infantry stand no chance against my mega tank

Nell:FIRE

*1the bullits all somehow ecumulate in the hole to the cannon

Me:WAIT DONT FIRE

Driver:uh too late

Me: SHIT

[Shinobininja21]

@RileyChu916 wow... too true

[jukelanturn]

my favorite flight attendant. she is so overpowered it's hilarious

[Hardarkantos]

Man.. I remember AW 1

*Spoilers if no ones played AW1*

Makes me remember when Andy's Clone started a war against every single other nation in the game

*Spoiler over*

[Shinobininja21]

@Hardarkantos why does it remind you of this?

[Hardarkantos]

@Shinobininja21 Cause Nell's theme was from the tutorial on Advance Wars 1. the theme reminds me of AW1, AW1 reminds me of the last part of the game.

[EmLost]

Isn't this the theme when she's teaching you the basics?

[Usashi]

@EmLost They use her theme when she's giving you tutorial.

[soullordT8]

@Usashi thats not the only tutorial she gave me if you know what i mean :O

[Sab2Intros]

@soullordT8 fap fap fap :) xD

[anallsen]

@EmLost this ones not as nice as adv wars 2

[Shinobininja21]

This theme makes my ears hurt... Her strategy advice sucks... AND I'M GOING TO MISS THE HAT

[camcorderfreak999]

Nell looks so much smarter and more orderly and commander-like in AW1. She was also sexier. In AW: DS, she looks like a bimbo. Ew.

[matrix1470]

has anyone notes that Nell isn't wearing the blue command officer hat like she was in the first AW?

[n00bling]

Any CO besides Nell: "I HAVE IMPENETRABLE DEFENSES!!!"

Nell: *Giggle* "I beg to differ."

[4lbatross]

I would breakdance to this music. Heck yeah!

[ThePurificator]

Picture Nell without hair...

ROFL scary D:

[LioKangster]

That's what I keep thinking without the hat

[4lbatross]

Gah...I still have bad memories about the training levels with this song that I was playing when I was younger.

[mechwarreir2]

the first theme i ever heard... i remember her from those dang training missions XD.

[zokamaru]

when I heard this being played while fighting, I could almost swear there's be someone whoud run up and start break dancing

[AlexanderT21]

@zokamaru Break dancing infantry with machine guns. Imagine the slaughter that would follow.

[seriousgamers01]

@zokamaru lol its like andy pops up confused and hes what the heck?... BREAK IT DOWN and start dancing then nell screams ANDY GET OUT OF THE SCREEN

[Korsair777]

spam mechs, SCOP, and hope to land 100% cheap ass char LOL

[Kamek20XX]

When I first played the Campaign, I noticed her forehead is showing. Maybe that's a new hairstyle, lol.

[Zioxan]

I suppose they made her forehead larger because it would make her look wiser - it works, but it ruins her beauty

[darknut79]

What the.....She DOES look bald! What will Rachel think?!

[Roareye]

Forehead is off...

[Raveseeker]

There's that.

But I wish they'd kept her previous style.

[Raveseeker]

Oh, I like Jessica just fine.

What I don't like is too much of a good thing. And Nell was more appealing in AW1; I prefer coy or innocent to the whole "i am teh seks" thing.

[TailstheFox121]

Nell looks like some kind of super flight attendent, especially in AW2

[Raveseeker]

You know, I prefer her appearance in Advance Wars 1 to this.

I mean, she looks like a Jessica Rabbit ripoff.

Music's still awesome, though.

[Atma505]

Agreed, she looks not quite right in this drawing.

[Raveseeker]

I think the mouth is part of the problem. Looks...off.

[Usashi]

I reckon it's the head, kind gives an impression that she's bald, but that's just me.

[Raveseeker]

A bit, yeah.

Wigs are ew.

[Barrylocke]

Oh god, now I can't UNsee it, now she looks like a bald woman with a shawl on her head :/

[vitalijo]

@Usashi No no, I agree. It kinda looks a bit out of place at the front, maybe adding a fringe would have made it look a bit better.

[Usashi]

Haha, with a fringe she would look a lot more like Barbie.

[vitalijo]

@Usashi Ah, touche...Thats a scary thought, SCOP Barbie gives you her figure making you loose several vital body organs and making you smile for all enternity!

[Shinobininja21]

@vitalijo AHAHAHAHAHA

[000hawk1]

nah i think that she looks better like this than the last ^.^

[sirmoglok]

@Usashi the hair needs to grow from a fwe more places above her forehead, she's lacking a little foresting

[PinoyandItachi]

the thing says she was born lucky

but i dont get her co powers :

she can attack more units lucky!

i seriously dont get it

[122kc122]

could you please explain i do not understand what you mean...

[PinoyandItachi]

like it says shes born lucky right?

the thing i dont get is how she can ATTACK MULTIPLE units...

[122kc122]

i dont you, im THAT stupid xD

[122kc122]

i dont understand you* typo

[Tordyak]

kindal like flaks dispersion rate only nell is all +

[BLARGHALT]

She looks like a flight attendant.

"A battalion of Neotanks can be found to your left or right. In the extremely likely event that we kill you all, your corpse can be used as a flotation device!"

[funnylookingkid]

@BLARGHALT Left AND right...

[elephanturkeymelt]

she looks like Jessica from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

[dsdales]

There are so many broken characters that Andy is no longer average.

[silentazain]

all depends on luck

[oddvidios]

anal school

[Falconewing]

Nell actually is good at small maps if she can chagre up her SCOP and everybody loves luck. Hint:More funds

[AAPNL12]

no way :O

[redmage2000]

Yes way. Get Nell and try it.

[Metallicgroudon]

Nell is a good CO

[redmage2000]

Nell is a broken CO

[Metallicgroudon]

sometimes...lol

[SuperMarioGalaxy64DS]

What do you people mean by "broken" ?

I dont get it

[redmage2000]

"Broken"- A cheap CO that can usually win no matter what even if you're bad at the game, Such COs include Colin, Nell, AW2 Kanbei, Grit, AW2 Sensei, and Javier with 2 comm towers.

[80sfan1]

Don't forget the king of broken Hatchi!! Compared to him Colin is so not broken.

[ShionSvens]

Can´t you beat that? Capture the damn HQ with SAmi! lol works everytime

[redmage2000]

I can but she's still broken...

[ShionSvens]

I don´t get it. As fast somethings feel alittle to hard it is called overpowerd or broken.... I don´t agree with that I like to call it a challenge

[marthedge]

overpowered

[redmage2000]

lol I got a thumbs down because I said Nell's broken. Its true though she is.

[marthedge]

indeed she is, and just because i hate seeing thumbsdown on honest opinions..

[redmage2000]

Thanks bro

[Falconewing]

no...

COlin,grit,hachi,kanbei,sensei­,sturm are borked

[gameman64141]

I just started playing this at a friends house but how is Kanbei broken? His units are so expensive!

[FairyLeviathanZ]

I think I have to repeat an old post by someone I forgot.

'It takes like 4 tanks to destroy a Kanbei recon on a city. That should prove how badass he is.'

[Falconewing]

kanvei has too strong units. yes he sucks for me >.> i dunno how to use. IS EVERYBODY ON AWBW HERE!?!?!?

WHEERES ROB AND DUEL!?!?!?!?

[xXCubeMinerXx]

on pre-deployed maps he is broken