Fun With Shorts: Shopping Can Be Fun!

[simonimyours]

11:12 That's not Hitler, Mr. Way, it's J. Jonah Jameson. XD

[VTPPGLVR]

"'Shopping Is Fun!' Yeah, so is tying your shoes, if you're high. What's your point?" X-D

[darkaoru]

haha i just realized i go to this mall all the time..

[simonimyours]

Did...he actually say "horseless carriage caravan?" 0.e

And that does NOT look like a penguin! Take a GOOD LOOK and tell me what it looks like.

[JustAPrayer]

"What's more boring that an automobile show. Why a fashion show!"

My thoughts exactly. I may be biased cause I'm a girl who hates shopping, but this is aterrible video. Your jokes make it bearable though.

[TRASHRAVEN]

@JustAPrayer I agree

[JustAPrayer]

"What's more boring that an automobile show. Why a fashion show!"

My thoughts exactly.

[MegaLink117]

any women with a credit card would agree, shoping is fun

[yomie100]

@MegaLink117 Hey...I take offense to that remark....shopping is also fun with cash and checks too! :o)

[HackneySack]

Did they really have to sell consumerism to Californians at this point?

[1avocado]

OMG try the porksicle! i love this shit these people.

[unfriendlyalberta]

09:39 a tranny??

[XCritonX]

The most amazing thing about that parking lot is all of the classic cars parked there. I have not seen so many classics in one place anywhere else.

[Kahran042]

@XCritonX Well, this was made back before those cars were classics, so, yeah. :-)

[HGbunny]

"Hot parking action!" Nearly spit up my Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi on that one!

I did The Dance of a Thousand Parking Places at a wedding reception once. I'm convinced it will never be a suitable replacement for the Macarena or Chicken Dance.

[Radetzky19]

"Kennedy on the way to Dallas." LOL

[DGF2099]

5000 individual parking spaces...as opposed to what?

[ElveeKaye]

@DGF2099 I guess prior to this, you had to time-share your parking spaces, or something.

[AhcriSlate]

What a sexy voice!

[SoJustCool]

@AhcriSlate i meant to thumbs down

[Barbiecarcrusher]

lmao this so fucking funny!

[ilikethecoke]

Having fun, yet?

[globbo100]

Where "avarice" meets "desperation".LOL. XD

[Newtwist75]

Hey everyone our Church representatives are doing a book burning in front of Barnes & Nobel on the lower level...lets go theres a book by Dr. Kinsey that i wanna torch!

Being an uptight Prude consumer is fun!

[Newtwist75]

Hope they have a shuttle from the parking lot to the front door.Looks like quiet a hike to blow cash.

[VolkswagenNut1969]

This comes close to being the funniest FWS I've seen! Great job! It's ironic that this also the dullest 'short' yet used.

[lonelysith66]

"This holiday, give your family repetitive stress disorder!"

Too late!

XD

[lonelysith66]

I don't know which is more frightening:

This short or that shorts like this exist!

XP

[kittenrenea]

whoa-your legs would fall off trying to walk around half that place!

[zachi033]

amazingly no comment on the sears ROBOT STORE just across the street

[snakes3425]

Dullest mall ever, I've seen Flea Markets and Wal-Marts more lively then this place

[ShyriaDracnoir]

You know what would liven things up right now? ZOMBIES

[FireGarden35]

How many parking spaces does this mall have?

[DarkPascual]

5000 individual parking spaces!!!

Awesome, isn't?

[Sheri451]

OH NO NOT AGAIN!

[Sheri451]

OOPs my mistake 1956.

[Sheri451]

Oh BOY a MALL! 1960s style!

[Sheri451]

OH WOW! A MALL! 1960s Style.

[ShadesofScorpius]

"Ah, the bland facade of American excess..." (heheh! poetic riffitry!)

"Here, an exotic dish called 'pizza' is made."

(Actually, my mom grew up in this era, (born in '54) in canada, and she didnt have pizza till she was 16! So... mebbe it was exotic at the time.. ^.^ )

"Let the music tell you how to feel!"

(... that Bufano owl is scary shit.)

That 15 mins went faster than I thought it would. Thank you Josh Way! You cured my acne!

[Iamafishproductions]

His love for animals and young people is obvious...

From his police record.

[c3section]

"Would you like your car white or slightly less white?"

I tell ya, the shorts you find are more dumb and droning than on MST3K.

[VIEWTUBE00000]

I've seen truck stops that were more more beautiful. This is just grim.

[gw197234]

"Double-dipped in pesticides to lock in freshness..."LOL

[constansavictrix]

... can hardly believe that sane adults built that horrific shopping centre - or filmed it...

[oromethehuntsman]

My guess would be either other malls as a guide, or potential shops as an idea of what the mall provides.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

This was shot by Zapruder.

This Christmas give your family a brand new stress disorder!

[needles1987]

It's a gay farmer's market.

[ImpudentInfidel]

A gay, FABULOUS farmers market, even.

[Tareltonlives]

"Celebrating Pride Week at the fair!"-Mike Nelson

[GriffinKid2021]

Well, it is San Francisco.

[SeraHarms]

So the Hillsdale Mall has been part of a 50's era educational film AND a porn shoot?

I don't know whether I'm ashamed or honored to be someone who frequents that place.

[ShyriaDracnoir]

What, no zombies? Or maybe a pornographic 50s educational short parody with an all zombie cast?

[sierra1nevada]

That owl statue looks like a potato with eyes and the penguin looks a bit like a phallic symbol.

[blugreen123]

benny bufano's a BUFFON!

[blugreen123]

oops, i mean buffoon!

[orion421]

Ahhh Modern building design at it's Worst..LOL

[TomSFox]

Shopping can be fun - but not here.

[insanedemonspaz]

This entire area must be just Wal-Marts.

[annearky]

"So can tying your shoes if you're high enough...what's your point?"

LOL

[kyoxaizawa13]

Hahaha

"Shopping can be bland!"

[OelkerStudios]

where would shorts like this even be shown originally?

[ElveeKaye]

"Over 5000 individual parking spaces!" None of which are available when you want them.

Did you say "porksicles"? XD

I wish the narrator would stop saying "peninchula" instead of "peninsula."

That shopping center is still there! I got curious and looked it up at Google. It still has Macy's and Sears, but the Gay Farmer's Market is long gone.

[Tareltonlives]

Too bad the Gay Farmer's Market concept didn't spread.

[TheStoryWriter]

They might as well have a hypnotic black-and-white swirly wheel with somebody chanting "Consume! Consume!" over and over again. And seriously, how could everyone have bought the same car? They all look so much alike!

[ElveeKaye]

I think the same thing about modern cars. Auto designers tend to copy each other.

[Steeple333]

Black is the new white?

[OonaCanute]

Good grief, nice effort, Josh. What a boring video.

[barryjc15]

Here come the Disney lawyers. Ain't it the truth. Testify my brother!!

[bionicsneer]

I'm not surprised almost all the cars were white...this was the 50's, after all.

[Steeple333]

...OMG, I know those statues! O_O Except for that owl. God. If the Peninsula has a heart, it's San Francisco, not some dorky little mall.

[Kahran042]

Hence the name, San Francisco Peninsula! Or Peninchula. :)

[Steeple333]

So it's like Bizarro world.

[KaekoPuzifoot]

You know, I seriously don't think it would take that long to walk through a mall and see all the stores. "Macy's - check. Sears - Check. Bunch of other no-name stores that are long out of business now - Check." Good thing we have your clever dialog to keep us awake!! :-)

[Zourii]

Wow, only a small handful of events actually seemed fun... Who made most of these ideas?

[kashmunny]

the GAYEST attraction is the FABULOUS farmer's market!

wow, this narrator was like, from the future. obviously watched a lot of "queer eye for the straight guy" while he was here.

[decharnex]

I get more laughs out of five minutes of your stuff than a regular week. Cheers!

[ndt1231]

omg, you're so funny! :P

[doggans]

I laughed so hard I woke up my roommate at the "Music Man" reference. I continued laughing throughout the short.

You, sir, are quite the talented riffer.

[MoshMasterD]

Lets see you do the Mr. Bungle film.

[Kahran042]

@MoshMasterD I second this motion.

[Sgrubb1S]

Heh, your closing words said it all. That WAS boring, but luckily we have you around to make it just a little more interesting.