Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

[kids9400]

Thanks to Uncle Sam. My nuts keep filings off

[TheFuckingMoonman]

Thats synester gates dad. A7XXXXXX

[margulino123]

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[margulino123]

best part 3:40 to 4:00

[fernyeaston13]

SILENCE I KILL YOU!?

[The1andOnlyCG]

SILENCE!!! night.

[housemusic27]

nije i keel you, vec kill ...supci ste xD

[eblangfo]

ITS NOT FUNNY!

[SEARCHbug120]

no one can kick guitar guys ass in guitaring cept the greatest guitarest ever: synyster gates

[paja1719]

brate..



[stancy99]

@ all the people how don't know me just look at my profile and thats it

[donkeypoop77]

thumbs up if you sang along

[SuperNotebooklover]

I Keel You! POOF

oh holy crap, i think i blew my foot off lol

[PROJECTBUILDserver]

Lol achmed

[westzaanTP]

i'f i say al those things wath Jeff Duhnam say i wil be killed 0.o

[supermetriodfansfan]

bin laden went to town on 9/11

[MOTORHEAD7372]

SILENCE night

[mrfrednoname]

2339 islamic nutcases have access to the internet. I keeelll you

[Awesomegirl9088]

This is hilarious!!!!!!! Where does he get it all from?

[gorn9146]

I just got to see him in person! My brother got tickets for my B-Day. Providence, Rhode Island, January 14, 2012. One of the best B-Day presents I've ever gotten!

[crazyemochickable]

i <3 achmed

[clowneeyoretigger]

2,337 went blind and accidently hit the dislike button

[TheCharismaticDJs]

BE QUIET !! OHHHHHH XD lol

[amirhar09]

cool and shit hahaha

[woodlefoof2]

i remember i used to really like jeff dunham

but then i heard every joke of his 2million times by 300 people....

[DontLookNowButUrGone]

go to 2:10 to begin the song! Thumbs up so people see this

[joaopada]

Go to 0:50 to begin laughing



[M3Rk44]

this is ducking g hallatious

[funnyvideosbybooboo]

no top comment? oh well.....

[alexishudson1]

it sounds like he is saying jingle bongs

[kandynhotsenpiller]

XD



[BearcIaw13]

I am a kid

[BearcIaw13]

THIS IS FUNNY!!!!

[OhPeanutsXD]

he dont have a fking towel on his head! x

[drspartia54]

LOL MY NUTS KEEP FALLING OFF!!!!!!!



[ACthunderhead]

( i may have improvised a little)

[ACthunderhead]

that was from a diferent achmed thing

[ACthunderhead]

dreidel dreidel dreidel, I made it out of dinamite, dreidle dreidle dreidle i blow you up tonight

>:)

OH CRAP wrong holiday

[thegirlofawesome]

thank u guitar guy go backstage and do ur drugs now hehehe



[FMGInferno]

WHERE ARE ALL THE VIRGINS BIN LADEN PROMISED ME?

[Jackleg322545]

He is funny



[stancy99]

He don't know he Does Drugs.

[GunsnRosesfan2012]

is that what u think i like ???!!!

[asablonde8325]

Or "You've Been Dunham-ed" :3

[asablonde8325]

Okay, This Is A True Story. It's Too Awesome To Make Up: So A Few Days Ago, I Went To Mah Aunt's House To See Her 1 Month Old Little Boy. I Rocked Little Albert While Singing "Jingle Bombs". When I Was Finished, I Handed Albert Back To Mah Aunt. Then, I Said "Albert Just Got Dunham-ed!" It Would Be Awesome If Jeff Had A Reality Show Where He Could Play Pranks And Say "You Got Dunham-ed!" x'D

[thegirlofawesome]

@asablonde8325  nice!!!!!!!!!!!

[GridironGrace]

I used to be a man, but thanks to uncle Sam, My nuts keep falling off

crap you uncle Sam now i cant get girls -.-

[seanskatesrad]

mabey

[supersingermarina]

Haha

[MetaKnight0011]

1:33, You racist b******

[jessandsheldiexx]

thank you guitar guy go backstage and do you drugs now, merry Christmas :P pahaha

[Erophia]

Silent!! I kill You!!! Hahahaha...!!!

[BreatheIveTaken]

Lets see what you got... (achmads music) You racist bastards!!! :)

[Cars2fan]

Thumbs up if you think that guy cant play better then Van Halen.

[nsmc99]

Silence I keel u

[mochr123]

SILENCE night!!!

[filmthepolarbear]

dashing threw the sand with a bomb strap on my back oh i have a nasty plan for christ mas in iraq i made it threw checkpoint A but not threw checkpoint B thats when my ass got shot by the U.S. miltary

[fancybrit93]

Random fact. "Guitar Guy" is also Synester Gates (of Avenged Sevenfold) dad! HOLY FUCK....MIND BLOWN

[goofychikz]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[cuka2table]

1:36 is pwned

[looooooooooooooooo95]

lmao

[noahprimak]

is he even real

[XxStJimmmmyxX]

1:25

Thanks, now I need extra supply of oxygen.

[mrandmrsgame]

Lol

[MrEngelstad]

Syn's dad <3

[012298Jose]

@ VideoMeetsAudio u know it's 2012 right? Weird bro

[rygarAM2]

why haven't i heard silence night yet!

[VideoMeetsAudio]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2006!

[frozenjoako]

love on 2:18 when hes actually laughing about his own joke

[XIXownageXIX]

what song is that before he goes "you rascist bastard"

[gottaluvmusic1112]

@ethanlex123 is that so? GET A LIFE and learn to have a sense of humor p.s. he has a wife and two girls sooo HAHAHA

[ibcreationsinc]

love this

[iceingcupcake]

Uhm.....Bin Ladens now dead

I CANT C UR HALO (CANT SEE YO HALO) Halllllo!

[dominicrector]

he the most racist guy ever

[saytar98]

@dominicrector just to those faggy terorists who kill people for fun

[ethanlex123]

i want to shoot him in his head hes gay

[saytar98]

@ethanlex123 like your mum lololololololololololololol look at me im a pissed off 5 year old

[iamsaschaheyya]

Ah Laden is dead anyways Hehe

[Solembumer]

I sang this at a school assembly. everyone but the superintendent was amused.

[MrJackie134]

ugg watch on istone on stonetube

[TheOfficialKonami]

TUMBS UP IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY THIS AT THE END OF THE WORLD 2012

[zoe9338]

It's so funny!! FUN!! A hahaha

[selenalover313]

hAHA I LOV U ACHMED

[Ksmicer]

Just learned who Guitar Guy is... Synyster Gates' Dad. What a (should be a pretty damn) proud father

[youngrookie4]

totally fucking awsome

[aznik3rz]

2331 people were shot in the ass by the us military

[RossDaBoss707]

1:25 is the best

[beliber616]

i got 2 check point A, but not 2 check point B, that's when I got shot in the a** by the US military :p

[MrChristopherbeckham]

my favrote SILINCE night

[masterpiece348]

2329 people have got shoot in the ass by US military

[starfan231]

The song begyn 2:24

[danjek2003]

You racist bastard! Lol, this line never goes old.

[Pantswat10]

chasehurley38 wht r u sayin a y if ur saying sumin mean dint say it @ all

[lovecrazyppl123]

lol ur awsome

[chasehurley38]

fuck you jeff dunham

[xmiroku98x]

@chasehurley38 you are the single most retarded person in the history of the universe...go backstage and do your drugs now.

[jackjoeboy]

is this 2010? cuz it deffs not 2011

[stancy99]

You racist bastard i that Wat u think i like u know that xbox game Guitar hero i kick ur as ...... Ok mabey at halo.

[lmotaku]

@stancy99 Speak any English?

[theempboy]

@stancy99 cool story bro

[GunsnRosesfan2012]

@stancy99 HAHAHA

[kittehlovr2468]

Tnx guitar guy! Go backstage and do your drugs now!

[themightybunghole500]

That sounds like a carwrack! DO IT AGAIN!!!!

[IgOd425]

I Love That Guitar Guy Thunbs Up If U Agree

[LUDDApower]

hahahahahahahahahah evry day i watch your videos and i just cant stop thinking about peanut hahahahahhahahahahaahahhahaahh­aaaaaaa

[gaittens]

and if you laugh at me i keel you lol jeff dunham is so funny

[therealuglygrizzly]

No no no, it's ACHILLES!!!! ;)

[Crazychickin1998]

I could see Achmed playing halo

Him:(bang bang) dammit you killed me!

Guitar guy: hahaha!

Him:SILENCE I KEEL YOU!

[granuelsfuel]

@Crazychickin1998 that's pretty stupid to be honest

[MegaBrady77]

Very Funny

[stancy99]

HahahahahahahHaH

[bieberfever8997]

Super funny!

[av3ng3d7tim3s]

GO PAPA GATES!!! @ 1:46- 1:50.

[WeePingSNipZz]

omg im still lathing 2hours later rofl

[christopher16496]

i loved jingle bombs

[rebornlover5161]

i could tottaly beat ur ass a guitar hero, guitar guy plays like a boss, achmad says, ok, maybe halo >:[

[RandomizedSHADOW]

Ha! yeah i can just imagine achmed playing halo :)

[313fear]

Funny

[p1oneer100]

thumbs if your watching this in 2012

[MultiFantagegirl]

no i watched this in 2060

[MultiFantagegirl]

desperate top commenter, asking that is pathetic -_-

[MultiFantagegirl]

no im watching this in 2065 -_-

[MultiFantagegirl]

No I'm watching this in 2065 -_-

[bomper11134]

@p1oneer100 Does it count if i watched the video in 2067?

[DaMasterIsDaJoker13]

@p1oneer100 no you idiot i'm watching this in 1190 bc on my telestone

[aqwkingchampion13]

@p1oneer100 no im watcing this in 4040 on my iBrain

[TheVideogamer234]

I find this very hilarious

[girloveswaffles1234]

SILENCE night

[monkeyKupKakes123]

Thus is my favorate song ever!!! Haha i memberized it

[babypunkgir15]

love this song



[MsReeseLover]

i killll you uh-hu thank you vury much!!!!! (:

[aviinfinity]

bin laden is dead

[Kmcauley2011]

what a funny fuck. Shut up to the auds that was funny. Your video really is funny. I would love to watch more of you on the tv Irish channells after Mrs Browns Boys, Brendan O Carroll every Saturday night on RTE 1. You would have a lot of viewers here man.

[jennychan202]

@Kmcauley2011

[pearlmaster92]

SILENT night

[nellie2581]

Skeleton dummy, wow!

[MrBrent351]

its halleios

[tessa6126]

This is so awesome! Jeff Dunham is so awesome!

[kimi48915]

It's funny

[TheSpectator7]

Achmed Rules!  Nuff Said.

[unclemonkey23]

thumbs up if u think the guitar was doing drugs :)

[JustinBlottin]

@unclemonkey23

maybe the guitar guy, but not the guitar.

Are you doing drugs?

[Thespeedking0098]

Does silence night exist?

[isaac35214]

hey gutair guy play some music plays irish mucis achmed says you racist bastard

[shadowsonic204]

The guy who shot Achmed was angry he got so much sympathy so made 2323 accounts just to dislike this

[ajda7xfoREVer]

gooo papa gates :D

[mattbaja]

Haha always funny

[limeface12]

SILENCE night

[BaconSwagify]

i smoke u at halo

[TheDimitraaaa]

PAPA GATES!! :D

[ANGELSURRA]

sumin must be wrong wit them 2,322 peeps who disliked

[Tadaitsmolly]

Nothing says "happy holidays" like a dead terrorist shrieking 'SILENCE! I KILL YOU!'

[Thespeedking0098]

This should be top of the charts, it's epic

[Thespeedking0098]

@Niddoen where I am, it's still 2011

[sabith0123]

Yes

[RojasMusic]

Thumbs up if you're watching this hours away from 2012!!!

[crisp2882]

i am falling off my chair with laughter so funny."You raciest Bastard" Very funny moment

[rhysboy121]

you rassest basterd i got shot up the ass by the usa milety

[feelingawesome96]

This guy is funny as hell

[yomomma1316]

Thank u dragoniteA7X i was wondwring y everyone was cheering so loud lol

[jconstantine100]

song begins 2:23

[jeffdunhamfannumber1]

2,319 people got shot in the ass by the U.S military!

[DragoniteA7X]

Guitar Guy = Papa Gates, the father of Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold.

Just wanted to point it out.

[RetroVideoFan]

@DragoniteA7X Actually, the Guitar Guy's real name is Brian Haner.

[AaronO220]

did anyone see the major tanline on the guitar guy haha

[puppykitty22]

lol i love achmed! i saw jeff's biography, and it shows a lot of cool things. You should watch it. Along with controlled chaos if you haven't seen that yet.

[Chugoku45]

OMG I LOVE ACHMED

[MegaPingPong32]

Lol

[MegaPingPong32]

Be Quiet

[yzjz1234]

LMAO

[kiksekagemand]

2318 is racistets!!!!

[TheHorrorCrap]

Thumbs up if you're ugly and stupid.

[bobsmybrother]

why do comments asking for a random thumbs up get to the top instead of good ones

[bobbijalo]

Funny