Newmans Solomon style reasoning is flawed, Solomon dealt with a baby whose owner/mother would rather it live above all else, whereas with a material object, the rightful owner may indeed wish it destroyed on terms they accept least it be given unjustly to someone else!
Haha, Newman has a duck lamp in his cluttered apartment - I have a friend who is a duck nut with @ least 3,000 duck images in his place - but I doubt he has a duck lamp!
Pringles!
2047alvi 1 month ago
I hate the "usual" comments seen on every video...but keep pressing 2 for some awesome Kramer action
whamfan87 1 month ago
Quite the conundrum -_- lol I love Newman!!!
CalebTheGatekeeper 1 month ago
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Greatest comedy ever
atrumira 1 month ago
This is based upon an Old Testament story of King Solomon "dividing a baby in half"...I think it was Solomon? lol
SPQRImperator 1 month ago
Elaine disliked this video :P
TheCoolcoke 2 months ago 3
To be honest, Newman was very wise here.
icerotwkvice 2 months ago 3
Everyone thinks they're Solomon...
whothewu 2 months ago 2
Tell it to the judge honey...i'm going for a ride! <--priceless
ceerocky 2 months ago
Newmans Solomon style reasoning is flawed, Solomon dealt with a baby whose owner/mother would rather it live above all else, whereas with a material object, the rightful owner may indeed wish it destroyed on terms they accept least it be given unjustly to someone else!
JeanLouie1106 2 months ago
@JeanLouie1106 Well Newman is a conniving man, he may have wanted the bike for himself and knew he could through Kramer, which he evetually got.
As Jerry once said about Newman: "He is pure evil"
jakep1979 2 months ago
Oh come on Elaine, fair is fair. Just because you lost the bike doesn't mean you should be bitter and dislike the video.
SLPIFan 3 months ago
Newman! you are wise!
mdd07c 3 months ago
LMAO I knew exactly what was going to happen the moment he said to cut the bike in half! Solomon's Wisdom FTW!
jorgio375 4 months ago 6
Haha, Newman has a duck lamp in his cluttered apartment - I have a friend who is a duck nut with @ least 3,000 duck images in his place - but I doubt he has a duck lamp!
alexisdiva9 5 months ago
Yup, Newman in this one ruled precisely using the same judgment that King Solomon did 3,000 years ago - but in Solomon's case it involved a baby.
WTG, Newman! ;)
alexisdiva9 5 months ago
solomon newman
obaidCarkey 5 months ago
who else thought Newman would decree that he gets the bicycle? lol
leoamar4385896 5 months ago 3
Lol, why does Newman have a food pyramid on his wall, dude was a fatass?
ChiTownIsaac55 6 months ago
quite the conundrum..
mkrauh5 6 months ago 3
pause at 0:51 XD
alecazam3567 6 months ago
0:48 LOL
sparkshark789 8 months ago
Newman's wisdom!
Jspeterson 9 months ago
Wayne Knight's delivery as Newman was always hilarious...
mjax1111 10 months ago 2
Hm? Heh? Huhh....
pahanssen 10 months ago 51
@pahanssen How about using this in your conversations as often as possible... hm? heh? huhh..
warpnin3 9 months ago 13
@warpnin3 I've tried several times. No one gets it..
pahanssen 8 months ago 3
bible reference lool
FastlikeHurricane 10 months ago 3
1:30 pringles
BarneveldDarts 1 year ago