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  • Oh yeah and tom is the funniest guy I've ever seen, I know he's tryin to be a little more serious now, but I've never laughed harder watching anbody else.

  • Aww come on dice is funny, ya gotta love him no matter how much of a dick he is

  • tom should have smacked that cunt out with the plank of wood, teach the prick a lesson

  • cant say it on the jay leno show because you will never be on the jay leno show, you loser dice

  • I think dice is pissed for being washed up

  • hahaha Dice intimidated the shit out of Tom...the sad thing is that this probably isn't a skit...Dice was just being himself, which is a prick...he wasn't acting here...I would have told him to get the fuck off my set

  • @RockawayRiotSquad lol dice doesnt intimidate anyone, he let him do that because its entertaining.

  • @Marsdevilsvolta nah, you can tell Tom was a little scared

  • @RockawayRiotSquad no he just knows how to deal with idiots like dice, tom made a living making people get angry at him for ratings or are you not old enough to remember that, i guess some people just always fall for the bit.

  • dice is such an idiot... not funny. tommy should have booted him out of his living room, imo. tome green ftw!

  • He's an idiot and bipolar

  • I would sell my soul to touch Dice...

  • omg this is awkward ...what a loser why do someone like this? purposely make them feel awkkward and bad about something they didnt even do or mean to do ...he calls a love tap a hit wtf

  • How can ANYONE hate Dice? This isn't hilarious to you people? He's the best

  • "WHAT THE FXXX IS THAT......WHAT THE FXXX IS THAT!!??" Something about how he says this that is so funny!

  • god i hate dice clay, he has never made me laugh, not even a smile

  • Wow what a douchebag, Tom didn't even hit him. He tapped him..

  • Funny how if you go back to the spot on the video where Tom first touched Dice, it's exactly the way Tom re-enacted it near the end, to which Tom said "Don't fuckin' lie to me"

  • I FUCKIN LEFT.

  • This is all showmanship of course and that is what entertainment is about!

  • Maybe I don't get Dice.. is his schtick that he's supposed to be a megadouche and that's supposed to be funny?

  • someone should have smacked that fat fuck in the mouth

  • Someone should actually punch Dice so he knows what a punch is.

  • Dice is the man. OOOOOHHHHHH.

  • what a fucking mega douche dice clay is

  • Dice is a Fucking GOD !!!!!!!

  • suck it dice!

  • cause you only like people like kanye west

  • Uhmmmmm NOPE!

  • Your a woman

  • Howard stern the teacher Ho Ho Ho dumb fucks

  • phakkin haoles always goin.;

    don't touch me like that!

    uh ok. how do ya wanna be touched?!

  • I want Dice to sit on my hard cock and fart.

  • LOL! oh shit yeah

  • Tom soooooooo did not hit dice. Dice is fucking crazy.

  • for those wondering he isn't italian he's jewish

  • @italianking29 same thing dude

  • this guy is a douche

  • he kinda has a similar fucked up personality as Mike Tyson.

  • LOL

  • coke head ...... trying to be 20 forever

  • That guy is like my english teacher. Just 2 years ago he threw a meter stick at my head for tapping my pencil and he didnt even give me a warning.

  • dice comes off like a prick man good radio though lmao

  • Dice used to be funny, now he comes off just weird and angry and not funny

  • Wow what an unfunny guy.

  • haha "pick the apple up"

  • Having just watched this video, I can only conclude that the "Dice Man" would fit in perfectly at Bellevue...

  • his comedy is ok but he is such a bitch. he should leave the tough guy shit alone bc he cant pull it off. and tom should have punched him in the face

  • Ya Dice [Silverstein] is a prick.

  • dice was a lame ass comedian. now hes a sorry ass comedian.

  • This bloke has serious fucking problems.

  • I like the new tom green shows,some of the guest he know gets are wierd.

  • What the fxxxx is that?.....What the fxxx is that??? LOL!

  • did toms show get cancelled???

  • dis shit is hilarious. tom is 2 funny.

  • whos wearing tweed jackets unless your 95 1/2! hahaha. Dice is my favorite comedian

  • He said other comics try to pull a dice?

    Why would a comic try and make themselves a fatass washup?

  • fuckin' dice is a fuckin' legend!

  • Dice... Gosh, what a assclown.

  • have you people never seen tom green?? hew lives for these reactions and dice is in on it..great awkward comedy.

  • tom is as nice as he can be to that douche

  • Clay is a FUCKIN ASSHOLE! He looks like and probably is a GAY FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKIN COCKSUCKER so FUCK YOU ANDY!!!

  • mr clay is just a bully a complete fucking idiot

  • I don't know if there was ever a more awkward interaction between two people.

  • dice is pure whack job in a leather jacket. he's better off doing gay stunts for that one guy from the village people.....like shitty rim jobs and gargling cum shots

  • Watching this is like pulling teeth... it's just hard to sit through.

    I've never seen somebody as uncomfortable as tom green and Dice is just a lot to take...

  • Dice is a pure scumbag...he needs to get the shit kicked out of him

  • He needs to get his ass whooped

  • owow, wat a fucking pussy

  • This guys career is so in the toilet he has to go on a show and make up shit to cause trouble to get publicity, nobody cares about his old ass dried up act. Sam Kinison was 100 times funnier than this idiot anyways.

  • bad idea to give a hot tempered guy alcohol!

  • hahaha dice is such a goof

  • tom green, where did it go wrong?

  • at birth?

  • Dice-Clay is a closet homo.

  • hes a good boy... jerk off face, asshole head.

  • Dice is still funny as sh*t. I'm hoping for a comeback, baby

  • This fucking asshole is a fucking bully. All the conversation seems to be about to degenerate in a fight any second. I fucking hate this fucking assholes.

  • hahaha hey look it brings an apple in the screen

    dice just seems like a big fagg o muffin

  • Dice is a fucking loon.

  • tom green is a little chicken shit...dice rocks!!!

  • that dice guy acts like a dick but his attitude gives me a good laugh

  • rofl tom just gently tapped him and this old crazy fuck goes crazy

  • Cant we all just leave Anrew Dice Clay in the 80s where he belongs

  • pick the apple up hahahahahahha

  • i was laughing at the SAME THING

  • dice is so shot lol

  • I don't know who this Dice guy is, but he seems like a total fuckin arsehole. Props to Tom for standing his ground AND keeping things under control at the same time.

  • Its not an act. Dice is a pure piece of Shit. -He is a wash up, and cant cut it for 5 seconds

  • Wow, this guy is scary. He has issues.

  • dice is a retarded psychopath lol

  • What a freakin' cry baby. If I were a washed up, pile of dog shit like him, I would probably just jump off of a tall bridge face first. He sucks

  • tom wanted to kick his ass

  • I'm not up to date on washed up late 80's to early 90's American comedians but this guys seems like a bit of a cuntpickle.

  • Andrew is retarded, he just likes to push people around, I'd kick his fat ass.

  • I got nothin against jay im just sayin HAAAAAAAAAA

  • 2:17 Dice's face is great, it's like he can't believe his career has gone so far off course that he's doing The Tom Green show.

  • So sad to see aging comedians. They don't get better with age like wine.

  • he doesn't really need to be funny now though - he's already made his money, he's already sold out Madison Square Garden twice - his comeback is sort of a thing he can do on the side because he doesnt need it - here he can just chill with tom green and shit

  • Sure.. I never said he was poor. I just said his schtick is shit. The same goes for Tom Green by the way. His old stuff still makes me laugh, but looking at what he is producing now is really sad. And that is not even a question of budget, since most of his early stuff was made on a shoestring budget.

  • This is why Dice can't find steady work such as performing in big name comedy clubs; his use of the word f**k covers over 85% of his routines, he disrespects people for laughing at him when he's being serious in regards to insulting big name celebrities, and gets overtly sensitive just cause someone gives him a friendly pat on his shoulder. Even Al Capone is in his grave saying "what the f**'s the matter with you huh?"

  • it lowers an apple down lol

  • he is a person with too many complexes....

  • What a washed up, piece of shit.  Dice is a waste of human space. He thinks that his shit don't stink because he used to be popular. Ask anyone between the ages of 20 and 25 if they know of Dice, and 90% won't know who the hell he is. Tom was trying to be friendly, and the only thing that Dice did was threaten him. Piece of shit!

  • you know what I say to the "anyones between the ages of 20 to 25"?

    nothing.

    Because they just wouldn't understand it.

    And it's a pity since I'm not much older.

    Dice is a funny guy just like Tom.

    "popular"?

    MATTPRCIKARD...are you popular now?

    Last time I checked, Dice had a TV show and still plenty of exposure.

    Your negative comments won't make CNN, unfortunately.

    Go fuck your sister in the ass.

  • No, fundy76, I'm not popular, and that's okay. It would be okay if Clay was unpopular too, but just like any other "wash up," he's holding on to the fame he once had with everything he's got because every other aspect of his life is a mess. So, what does Clay do? Like a schoolyard bully who gets his ass kicked at home by his parents, he makes a feeble attempt to pick on "the little guy." PS: I don't have a sister. Perhaps, if you took the dick out of your ass, you wouldn't be such a prick.

  • fuck u

    he did something with his life and hes rich

    u just make comments on you tube loser

    DICE FUCKING RULZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • dice is a douche. hes a sack of wasted shit balls on the end of someones asshole. hes a fuckin a bully cause he gets away with it. if he pulled that shit on me i would knock him the fuck out. and then he would learn his lesson never to diss respect someone who wont put up with that kind of behavior. period.

  • but is he happy?

  • This is the only time I've ever seen Tom Green look embarrassed.

  • you suck dice........... tom is cool :)

  • "Pick the apple up"

  • That dude has issues.

  • fuck all of you..DICE is the man! He is fuckin awesome. you guys are all fuckin jealous!

  • Its not an act. Dice is a pure piece of Shit. -He is a fucking wash up, and cant cut it for 5 seconds

  • god dice sucks...washed up piece of shit...and he's jewish not italian

  • Dice is great it's all an act people. And yes there can only be one Dice just like there is only one ELVIS.

  • too bad it's not very funny!

  • this shit is halarious

  • I think you have to be an asshole to appreciate the humour and that's fair enough

  • fuck man dice is gettin crazier with age!

  • How was this dickwad ever funny? His VH-1 show bommmbed. Loser!!!

  • how did your show do?

  • check my channel for something very funny from dice from old opie and anthony

  • i would seriously major punch him in the jaw

  • hes fuxxing amazing

  • kids today dont understand the 70s 80s or 90s this world is going to hell in a hand basket

  • Dice is a lair and a douche. Can't stand him!

  • urghhh I know fuckheads like this idiot. Imagine living with them

  • thumbs up to everyone on here who said dice is a prick!! what a fuckin dickhead

  • dice is an old asshole

  • WHAT a FUCKING dickhead. It'd be one thing if he was actually funny and not just reeling off swearwords and dirty metaphors. All his fans are fucking morons like him.

  • dice is a fucking faggot! holy shit he is awful.

  • i love jay leennnoooo and tom green lol

  • Dice is still the man!

  • lol what a fuckin prick

  • dice is a jerkoooooff.

  • your mom is a douche bag asshole. i got it right :)

  • Woah, tough guy afraid of being touched. What a faggot.

  • agreed

  • and you like being touched by people? fucking faggot

  • were you molested?

  • The 80s was a different era like the 70s/60s etc. Dice was a funny comic with a HUGE cult following. He was x-rated humor, a contrast to the Cosby (cute) comedy. If he did 'dice' less and prod. a norml routine(like Pryor doing mudbone) hed b hot shit tday.

  • dice is being a little like dennis lerey <-- spelled that wrong always complaining

  • this guy's a huge jerk.

  • Dice is being a whiney guy as usual.

  • well he's just pissed cuz tom punched him... REALLY hard.

  • hes abit of a faggot to think that was a punch.

  • what the fuck is his problem

  • he is not funny, no one pays attention on the crap that comes out of his mouth, that's his problem.

    p.s. only sadists would find him funny.

  • It's funny to see the roles changed for Tom. It's like his "old self" (when he still had balls) is playing a prank on someone. Classic.

  • someone should have put a pistol in dice's mouth and pulled the trigger 15 years ago before his routine was shockingly stale and banal. get this talentless hack off the airwaves!

  • Tom Green is nice enough to put this guy on his show, and he acts like a complete an utter idiot!

  • he's a fucking asshole, a narissitic scumbag

  • who are you talking about

  • dice of course

  • fucking moron. 80's has-been. Ripping on Jay Leno? LENO HAS MORE MONEY IN 3 OF HIS CARS THAN THIS FUCKING GUY MAKES IN YEARS.

  • Which doesn't change the fact that he's a complete and utter douchebag puppet.

    That's right, no one sticks up for Leno on my watch.

  • Wow...I wish I could be a borish ignorant asshole and get paid for it!

  • wow that guy is a fucking asshole

  • hes a dick. Fuck that guy

  • Dice is the best there is, the best there was,and the best there always will be!

    If you dont't like dice, dont watch. Period!

  • Dice is a fake italian washed up fucking clown. Has benn wannabe his old self. I was a fan of his old stuff in the early 90s and late 80s but now he is painful to watch.

  • dice doesn't know what "convey a feeling of warmnth" means

  • Dice is a 80's douchebag

  • oh my god lmfao!!!!! unbelievable

  • it lowers an apple into the frame, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • DICE IS A JAG BAG.

  • im ova here now

  • THIS ALREADY ON U TUBE JERK U LABEL WRONG JERK OFF FACE ASSHOLE hEAD FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK YUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • Dice is a BITCH!

  • Dice is a dinosaur Like Howard Stern FRRRRRUNKUS

  • Dice is nuts

  • Just watching him is frustrating.

  • "No....Im just...I happen...not that the guy....I love....I wanna do his show"

    "Who's wearin tweed (did he mean plaid??) unless your 95 and a half..........WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!.........WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!! LOL!

  • Dice is unsettling to watch. He acts like some short fused Mafia guy.

  • I still like Tom, and O&A ALL THE WAY!

  • toms not as funny as he use to be

  • Oh!!! I'm over here now!