[YTP] Billy Mays Sells Cat Urine

[ElBarto3131]

Spray cat urine on a child to cure chicken pox in no time.

[DarkPatro56]

Two top comments has same number after nick.

[ElBarto3131]

0:31

"Spray cat urine on a child to cure chicken pox in no time!"

"Cool!"

[CCCPWarHammer]

lmfao @ ending...llllooollllllll

[blackcatfilms100]

Unfortunately I don't HAVE a shower door, so I wouldn't be able to pour piss all over it. I do have cats though, so I don't need to buy your special pee pee

[Urilious]

This product will piss anyone off

[PJBottomz]

"You can also cook sliders on cat urine to give it that classic diner taste."

Maybe that's why my burgers taste like shit.

[MrAsherProductions]

@PJBottomz vegetarian?

[PJBottomz]

@MrAsherProductions No.

[Tylerwaffleblue]

I like cat urine but the smell of peanut butter is awesome

[Kyahluvskittygoo]

i like the end where he repeatedly says cat urine and puts his face into it!! XP

[michaelmyres619]

i like the part were he said cat urine

[masterofkirby999]

I"ve always wondered why my burgers from the diner tasted like urine.

[MinkisBaby]

press 2 repetedly for whore... press 3 repetedly for slut... & press 4 down repetedly for bitch

GROW UP!!!

[malcolmedwards10]

why would any one want cat urine sandwiches

[TestesAreNowGone]

BWAHAHAHHAAHAHHAH

Cat Urine! omg this is soooo funny

[Pwnage195]

Press 8 for billy mays to RAPE a skunk.

[kdh215]

LMAO hahaha

[BLUDREDSOCKS]

i was drinking lemonade while watching this so i looked at it and i thought it was CAT URINE D:

[Pwnage195]

Why is the cat urine white???

[SuperScaryZombie]

@Pwnage195 Because the cat urine that came from other cats Billy Mays collected drank enough water.

[laughs2hard456]

billy mays can sell capitalism to communists

[kratos1631]

The cat auger the easiest way to kill your cat in 2 minutes

[MusicManSamwise]

Spray cat urine on a shower door...and it gets cat urine on a shower door

[TheNato8]

Spray CAT URIN! On a child 2 give them chicken pox... XD

[SharKing319]

You can also cook sliders on a bed of CAT URINE for that classic diner taste!

A shocking secret has been revealed.

[0verlord1841]

great... that's why those burgers taste so horrible :(

[Katamaricolby]

spray Cat urine on a child to give them chicken pocks!

[tokorev747777]

Billy Mays is so amazing, A Jew would buy Meinkampf!

[TheCatmanjoe]

Why would you spray cat urine on a shower door?0_0

[SuaveTito]

@TheCatmanjoe Isn't it obvious? To get cat urine on a shower door!

[BrightDarkness17]

spray CAT URINE on a shower door, and it gets CAT URINE on a shower door XD

[randomboostsuperguy]

1:03 to skip the add

[SarItachi79]

Billy Mays is the Commercial GOD.

[chronic2495]

"But im done yet call right now and ill triple the offer and sen you goofer urine on a 20 dollor value free"

[Sonic286Cp]

Spray Cat Urine on a child to get him Chicken Pox in no time!

[lXlNismo11lXl]

I Like How It Plays The Music Every Time He Says " Cat Urine". xD #LOL

[HailBlazR]

This honestly deserves more views... unlike 95% of other youtube poops, mark3611's videos actually make SENSE, and are outrageously funny.

[SonicXdragon]

@HailBlazR 

[SonicXdragon]

@HailBlazR I agree!

[therealpinky1116]

"spray cat urine on a child to cure chiken pox in no time" "cool!"

[HailBlazR]

@therealpinky1116 I think it's "to give her chicken pox"

[Lleerk]

i like the time he said cat urine

[men808]

@Lleerk Fail.

[MrGameandWatch24]

lol billy mays cheesing

[cybertaylor]

billy mays could sell chuck norris an ass kicking and a bonus slap for free

[oreoshooter]

i clicken on it cuz i thought it said smells...but its still to funny

[Twisted1357]

spray cat urine on a shower door and it gets cat urine on a shower door

[Droctogonpus]

You can cook sliders on a bed of CAT URINE for that classic diner taste!

[EstelZtar]

I loled so much that I had an asthma attack! CAT URINE!

[chimcharstar]

Cat urine sandwhiches lol

[Shakiralsabel]

hahahahahah I still can't get over the skunk.

[LadyRevan7]

"spray CAT URINE on a child to cure chicken pox in no time!" LOL

this is the best..i watched it twice and i'm still laughing..

[MaxDoggendoodle]

CAT URINE!!!CAT URINE!!!CAT URINE!!!CAT URINE!!!CAT URINE!!!CAT URINE!!! lmao xD

[alyshaya]

i about died laughing at 0:55 to the end

[WarriorGirl1001]

The end is funny!! :P

[roadrunner8855]

i like the ending

[AuburnAttack21]

a $20 value free, only for just 19.99

I see something wrong with this statement >.>

[megapichu123]

XD VERY FUNNY

[Sac077]

I'll never eat in a Diner again

[EVIL1357]

i like the part where he said "CAT URINE!"

[born2killAirsoft]

at the end he is cheezing

[kwachong]

spray cat urine on a shower door and it gets cat urine on a shower door

[Pr0nuser100]

thats not a cat dipshit.

[DXSnakeEaterishacked]

I guess I'll just grab a cat, and force it to take a piss all over a rusty brick to get rid of the rust!

[dudecum2Lcajon]

@DXSnakeEaterishacked - BRICKS DON'T RUST, DUMBASS!

[DXSnakeEaterishacked]

That's it. That proves it. I'm staying away from these videos. No matter how funny they're. All people are jackholes, and are always getting pissed at each other. (Don't say it's all of YouTube because it's only on these videos that I've had gotten yelled at)

[dudecum2Lcajon]

@DXSnakeEaterishacked

Hey you calm down with that

[DXSnakeEaterishacked]

Well then how about you keep the all-caps too yourself then?

[dudecum2Lcajon]

Thought you were gonna stay away from these videos.

[DXSnakeEaterishacked]

Well, if you stopped replying then I could of. But I have my own strict policy where I reply to my comments no matter what.

[dudecum2Lcajon]

Oh. Well I do the same. You know it's supposed to be could have, not could of.

[DXSnakeEaterishacked]

Thanks, I always want to have the best grammar I can have. I really do appreciate people's help.

[dudecum2Lcajon]

Oh, you're very welcome. =]

[acfreak55]

lmao!!! on a busy school morning, 5 perfect car urine! sandwitches in an instance lmao!! moms are gonna love it!

[CommanderLightning]

I like the Gopher gag.

[Cazz814]

CYAT YURIN!

[mskittychic79]

Rofl nice. And yes actually said cat urine in a commercial for some sort of spray. lol at the end.

[BailenbergMedia]

lmao at the end!

[CJ090]

id still buy it if billy mayes tried to sell me herpes id buy it thats how gangsta that nigga was and hed probably throw in syphilis ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

[pikafoam2]

youre all fucking retarded someone else said cat urine then forged it into the video

turn your sound on and youll hear it

[ilikrandomness]

its a poop. we know its fake but it's supposed to be funny.

[KoreniteX]

lol! 0:55

[legominifigure7]

spray cat urine on a shower door and it gets cat urine on a shower door

[alexthegameguy]

hahaaaaa

[glitchhunter96]

cat piss

[SamIves85]

Cat urine!

[thbs35]

billy would always triple the offer...

no matter what the cost...

lolz.

[GUN0TSOILDER5025]

I wana a a cat urine sandwhich

[somguy33]

"Theres nothing you cant do with cat urine!"

I lost it at that point LMFAO

[Toasty3D]

if Billy sold it, I would buy cat urine.

[BigGreen486]

Billy's Last Ad =(

[evenisrare]

hahahahahahaha so funny

[octermo]

call right now and ill send YOU GOPHER URINE LOLZ

[200twistatwista]

Lol was that a real skunk at the end lol

[KuKluxKid]

i can't wait for my 20 oz of cat urine

[CH3MIS7RY]

spray cat urine on a shower door and it gets cat urine on a shower door

nearly shat myself

[SuaveTito]

@CH3MIS7RY You can clean that up with CAT URINE!!!

[antiworkify]

super cat urine :p

Drink, cook and even clean!!

[YouMustDie360]

CAT URINE! XD!!

[Brainiac630]

"You can also cook sliders on a bed of cat urine for that classic diner taste" xD

[yaktr12]

freeze it at 0:53 look at his face

[sanshyuum1]

or spray cat urine in your face!

[girlofwar2]

the yellow spots on those burgers look like cat urine lol.

[FullMentalPanic]

Billy Mays could easily sell his own urine, he's that good.

[ultragamer89]

LOL

[Pivotsdude]

0:39 is the funniest to me when he wrings cat urine out of the shamwow. LMAO!

[Yakkers171717]

Zorbeez, not shamwow. Screw Vince.

[ZtealthpilotD]

That was a Zorbeez.

[hang1067]

GOPHER URINE!! I NEED SOME

[halowarrior1000]

Gopher urine!

[Xeryoc]

Cat Urine!

[mKaelus]

a 20 dollar value free! just pay 19.99

rofl

[MiniMeeshy]

Fuck you! This video kicks ass.

[kensvampiretv]

exactly why it rocks!

[Curivity]

lol

[AlienRandall]

Billy Mays really could sell cat pee.

[zennoushaTfox]

billy mays could sell anything.

[jokemasterslifer]

Billy Mays could sell an Atheist a Bible.

[Reghedable]

That's the one thing he couldn't do mate, that I assure you.

[jokemasterslifer]

BILLY MAYS COULD SELL ANYTHING

[Imsocoolman5]

Billy mays could sell Chuck Norris Rogain for beareds. :P

[tenchimuyo69]

Can he convince a "muslim to get on a plane and let it land too"

?

[jokemasterslifer]

lol, I don't know about that one.

[sneakybeard]

i still wouldn't pay for it

[SolarjaazPiano]

@jokemasterslifer He could sell me one! ;)

[o0ZporK0o]

@jokemasterslifer not that hard

[Quadroblitz]

@jokemasterslifer

@FullMentalPanic

I know, he was awesome! When I was ten he made me want a Big City Slider Station! The commercials just have'nt been the same.

[smartandstupid37]

@jokemasterslifer lol actually alot of athiests own bibles...more athiests read the bibles than christians now adays because christians dont know what they are believing when athiests know what they are not believing /sagenod =P

[MiniMeeshy]

LOL I want some!

[woobiehastelly]

What did you use to make this?

[SSJ5G]

Sony Vegas, from the looks of it.

[EricUnreal]

Cat Urine, Cat Urine, Cat Urine, Cat Urine, Cat Urine, Cat Urine. Lol

[anus544]

the last couple of seconds is sooo funny

[theforsakenpiggies]

can i get 0:52 as my screensaver? :D

[sahsidtf]

naw man, 0:53 is much betta

[GangWarlord]

"Call right now, and I'll triple the offer, and send you gopher urine!"

[FlamesRevge]

What's more, is like he says, it's worth 20 dollars and it's all FREE!

For only 19.99 that is!

AMAZING!

[veronicafanDA]

Kenny McCormick might want some.

[Twisted1357]

Billy Mays.....dead...

[AlienRandall]

What?! How?! WHY!

[Twisted1357]

Billy Mays,products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean made him a pop-culture icon, has died. He was 50.

Tampa police said Mays was found unresponsive by his wife Sunday morning. A fire rescue crew pronounced him dead at 7:45 a.m. It was not immediately clear how he died. He said he was hit on the head when an airplane he was on made a rough landing Saturday, and Mays' wife told investigators he didn't feel well before he went to bed that night

this is an article about it

[VolcanoEmporer]

It was found earlier today that he had died from an enlarged heart

[sahsidtf]

that! this way! and BECAUSE!!!

[CarsieMisPro]

Call right now and we'll send you 20oz. of Cat Urine! LOL good offer.

[klono123]

LMFAO

[westridgemattlyman]

mmm cat urine sandwiches.

[CharlesTK421]

CAT URINE

[Mortskcab]

Reminds me of the South Park episode were the kids get high by sniffing cat urine!

[RexKwonDoe4U]

yeah lol

[Mortskcab]

"Cooooooooool!"

[bball990]

54: - 1:02 he looks fake

[Umprella]

If anyone could sell cat urine, it's Billy Mays

[iknowwhaturthinkin]

how can you say that this is shit on a bun? THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I'VE SEEN TODAY!

[enjoiCam]

u could have just a video of him just smelling the cat urine over and over and it'd still be fucking funny

[MimsFamilyGang]

Here's a fact. Spray cat urine on the Total Gym or Sleep Number bed and it gives any single person who sleeps on or recemonds the bed and anyone who uses the Total Gym (celebrity or not) ALZHEIMERS DISEASE, POLIO, DIABETES, CANCER OF ANY KIND, BLINDNESS, DEAFNESS, MUTENESS, A STROKE OR ANY KIND OF DISBILTITY!!!!!!!!!!!

So if you want to avoid letting THIS HAPPEN TO YOU don't and I MEAN DON'T GET THE TOTAL GYM OR THE SLEEP NUMBER BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

(THIS IS SO NOT A LIE ITS TRUE)

[golden5599]

call right now and i'll triple the offer and send you gopher urine a 20$ value for free!

[Cheeze4brains94]

can cat urine cure any disease?

can you drink it?

can you bathe in it?

[GreenFireLuigi]

Cat urine sandwiches?? O_O

[PanZheXin]

At the end it looks like he is worshiping cat urine.

[hotrods4ben]

spray cat urine on a shower door, and it gets cat urine on a shower door!

[skillmaster18]

at the end he drank the cat urine... lol!

[JkGamer2]

ROFLMAO!!!!  The video had me laughing....and laughing...and laughing!

[kaifoxdemon]

Spray cat urine on a kid to cure chicken pox in no time!

[darkstar77777]

Spray cat urine on a child to cure chicken pox in no time!

[DeFRaGO]

Spray cat urine on a child to cure chicken pox in no time!

[Frustratet]

roflmao I <3 It^^

[melovebirds]

spray cat urine on a shower door and it gets cat urine on a shower door

[drummerkidmashy]

thats my fav part!

[ElBarto3131]

cat urine sandwiches, tasty

[PtownsBrownZ]

0:54...CAT URINE!!!!

[saxysai]

Spray cat urine on a shower door, and it gets cat urine on a shower door!

haha.

[pat3917]

The most important product I have ever endorsed: CAT URINE! ROFL

[MasterBelmont]

He never mentioned it makes the things you use it for taste like........well, shit.

[hoserPhalanx]

holy shit! billy mays actually made me wanna buy cat urine!