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  • "hey what's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?"

    "OMG more of these"

    lol

  • If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    Can you cry underwater?

    Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

    These are the burning questions.

  • lol the advertisement before the video was for baby photos.

  • "Are you a girl?"

    "Yes."

    "Oh ok I thought you were a guy and i was making fun of you."

    I LOL'D

  • If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is

    around to hear it, is it still hilarious?

    What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?

    A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

    Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?

    It was hit by a truck.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?

    A pedophile can't fuck a table.

    What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?

    A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.

  • omg,I might be an uncle today,so all those dead baby jokes are pissing me off

  • U guys are ass holes if you pick on girls like that. But wow dead babies, really?

  • @phinex0666 Lol she deserved it for not knowing who these guys are..... and dead baby jokes are funny XD

  • omfg i kept laughing through out the whole thing but once he said *on a trampoline you take your boots off* I just couldnt stand it anymore and litterally fell to the floor laughing.

  • How do you know a baby is dead, the dog plays with it more

  • uhhhhh how did red team get a final score of 51?!

  • @MRjuggerNAUT77 a two kills

  • Bahahha. You guys got pwned by a bitch and her man-ho.

  • Q: whats worse than a baby on the road.

    A:  hitting it with a truck.

    Q: whats worse than hitting it with a truck.

    A: peeling it off the tires.

  • Why the hell was she like "Yes I'm a girl HOLD IT TOGETHER!"

  • DEAD BABIES

  • Q: Why do you stick a babie feet first in a blender?

    A: So you can see the expression on its face

  • 47 people are dead babies

  • 4:40 stuck

    4:42 BOOM and e takes off like a rocket

    4:43 he lands by your feet lol

  • omg cmneir sucks at halo he doesnt know how to switch grenades

  • whats the song in the beginning

  • i learnt something today at 1:29

  • it be funnier if midget said i go to dead baby forest

  • 1. What's the difference between a dead baby and sand? You can't haul sand with a pitchfork!

    2. What's the difference between a dead baby and a potato? I cook potatoes before I eat them!

  • she sounds hot

  • wow that chick must be a blonde to think you guys are smart lol it isnt called social stupidity for nothing lol

  • How do you get 50 dead babies in a bowl?

    Put them in a blender.

    How do you get them out?

    Tortilla chips.

  • do i really have an annoying voice?! xD

  • what's the difference between dead babies and popsicles?

    i dont have popsicles in my freezer

  • lol smoogerz: how can you tell when your babies dead? when the dog chews on it more lol wtf

  • damn that girls pretty good, and horny?

  • get the fuck out my comment section get the fuck out my comment section get the fuck out my comment section

  • "MIgetdance huh"

    "yes"

    "is it becuase you have a miget penis?"

  • "What a Dumb@ss he didn't even spell 'cash' right" omg i couldn't stop laughing

  • HAHAHAHA LUV DEAD BABY JOKES! Ok wuts the difference between peanutbutter and a dead baby? peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth .................. LOL!

  • Nice. Also, what's the name of the title music?

  • "Are you a girl?"

    "Yes I'm a girl!"

    "Oh ok I though you were a 13 year, deepening your voice."

  • glad to see you still play halo

  • always nice to hear girl talking. Something else than those nerds (not CMNeir and his friends) usually talking.

  • Get the fuck out our lobby!!!

  • =) funny

  • She sounds like Grif's Sister from red vs blue.

  • @Juranas yeah she does

  • The jokes were just sad and her voice hurts lol

  • Whats funnier than two dead babies?

    Two dead babies next to a baby with down syndrome!

  • lol

  • At 8:53 that was a Deranker fail!!!!!

  • tha' fuck out my lobby bitches. LOL

  • i love how everyone was laughing at the dead baby jokes and yet your mic sybol thingy showed barely any signs of talking or laughing....

  • Maybe it wasn't on... because what's the point of keeping it on when no one can hear his voice in the video. He only turns it on and talks when he has to say stuff to the others.

  • no. it was definately on. i mean whats the point of unplugging it if u know that ur gunna have to talk with the other players in, like, 2 seconds? also i dont think that dead baby jokes are funny and maybe Cris doesnt either. idk, thats just what I think.

  • I never said anything about unplugging. Why unplug when you can just use a button to turn it on and off easily? All xbox 360 mics have some kind of button that does that.

  • accualy chris does talk but you cant here it for the sake of he records his tv's audio not his own and he doesn't mute ussualy but he ussualy only talks about the game

  • I know he talks at some points but mostly he doesn't. At 4:06 you can see the thingy at the bottom right corner go crazy and that means he's doing some sound but we can't hear him because he doesn't record his own voice (btw that's probably laughing)

  • you sould of killed the girl then all four of you tea bag her

  • 5: 21

    LOL GIRL GETS OWNED

    6:13

    Migetdance becomes migetp*****

  • damn that girls pretty good, and horny?

  • @bboy4life23 wtf man! I play halo and I've never seen or heard anybody say that before!

  • loll the end xD

  • while I was watching this I got a phone call, my wife just aborted our baby, I went from laughing about abortion to crying about it in about a second FML

  • whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? u dont have a lamborghini in ur garage

  • @TFskyfire That sucked

  • what's the differerence between a viper and a pile of dead babys??

  • that same thing happened to me except the dead babies part

  • LOL DEAD BABIES @ 6:50

  • Dude, MidgetDance is too funny.

  • WTF WAS THE LAST BABY JOKE LMAO?

  • lol @ 0:50 "haha!......dead babies.....haha!"

  • how come the last episode had better quality then all the other episodes

  • "Get the fuck out my lobby."

    Really? He pays for the utilities and rent of that lobby?

  • That was a joke... >.>

  • Doubt it.

  • that last baby joke was messed up ^^

  • Q: How do you make a man pregnant?

    A: Shove a dead baby up its ass!

  • Q: How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

    A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

    Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?

    A: A dead baby in a clown costume!

    Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?

    A: Depends how hard you throw them.

    Q: What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib?

    A: A Pedophiles ass!!

    Q: How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles ?

    A: Nail its other hand to the floor.

  • that just sad =(

  • @edde799 hahahahaha

  • i prefer f@g

  • whats the name of the song at the beginning?

  • OOOO i like her.

  • jake is so messed up " IM HAVING SEX WITH YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER!"

  • MidgetDance and Skyancez are the gods of laughter

  • "whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome!"

    lmao

  • whats the difference between a bag of dead babies and a ferrari.....

    ans: I DONT HAVE A FARRARI IN MY GARAGE!!!! LOL

    no dead baby okes are not funny, lol

  • omg wat a dumbass he cant spell cash right that cracked me up

  • Why is the quality so bad for this one? O.o

  • whats worse than 3 dead babies nailed to 3 trees?

    1 dead baby nailed to 3 trees!

  • whats worse than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

    Ripping it off the tree lol.

  • you have a midget penis is that y?

  • lol it's dead babys

  • Who the heck are you, the grammer police?

  • no i was just currecting you so you don't look retarded on the internet

  • and you end up being the retard CONGRATULATIONS!

  • "currecting"? retard. no one gives a shit

  • *correcting.

    ...

  • @REATHerMAR fail

  • lmfaooo

  • Midget penis. XDD

  • lmfao whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline, u take ur shoes off to jump on a trampoline XD

  • wats the difference between a porche and a bag of dead babies?

    i dont have a porche in my garage

    hahaha

  • 7:31 really good impression of her voice (not sarcazm)

  • oh my fucking god i love you guys hahaha! this is so fucking funny !

  • lol there awesomely funny

  • whats the best way to paint a brick wall with a baby?

    Depends on how you throw it.

    -HAHAHA

  • when did they say that? i never heard it

  • Chick sounds drunk to me.....i can tell by the way she laughs

  • y is it so laggy

  • "What a dumbass, he didn't even spell 'cash' right!"

  • it's called social STUPIDITY......

  • O RLY?

  • i'm just saying that if your going to make fun of something that has stupidity in it's name then how smart are you????????

  • My first post is a quote of what one of the H3T members made...

  • But I'm not making fun of it. I said it was a quote, hence the "quotations"...

  • if you hear good enough, she is, shes at a party, probobly her boyfriends. what kinda GT is that for a colledge chick?

  • thats true but srsly... its not nice... some people could cry over it... anyway i'm heartless so i laugh over it anyway

  • Well, I'm sorry, but the video's aren't always going to please everyone.

  • i find it stupid -.- my mum had a miss carriage...

  • Haha I live in Washington too XD

  • lilphantom 21 i beleive

  • get the fuck out of my lobby

  • midgetdance is funny in another video. he works so hard at doing something, took him lik an hour, and he fails and he cries.

  • which one was it??? i want to hear MidgetDance cry. XD

  • it's halo 3 tricks stairway out of halo. midget is on a ghost and when he falls at trying to get on a ledge that took him like and hour to get on, he's crying like" no no no no no!! no it took me like an hour!" it's funny

  • dude i played with her today she is going to strangle her dog...

  • the guy at the end was the most annoying part of the video "fuck out my lobby" a 100 times.

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  • then id have a really good dead baby joke

  • Nice one i lol'd for 15 mins

  • Get over yourself it is just a joke

  • How do you give birth to a dead baby?

  • something happens to it in the womb i dont know exactly

  • the umbillacal cord can wrap around it's neck and strangle it

  • If its born premature.

  • The Sad thing is your talking trash to a girl who wasnt good at the game and yet your whole team had less kills then her...

  • Do You have a VAGINA?

  • Can you do the SPLITS?

  • omg "whats the diference between a dead baby and a trampoline"

  • whats the difference between a corvette and a dead baby? i dont want to be mean but this is funny my friend told me this at school. I dont have a corvette in my garage.

  • How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them :).

  • You know what would be the funniest thing in the world? me puching out your fucking teeth.

  • u shouldve told her....

    face down ass up thats the way we like to fuck

  • WOW..........

  • there was 826 before this comment

  • OMG ITS A GIRL

  • lol that was epic. some of those baby jokes were messed up but still funny.

  • whats the difference between a dead baby and a volleyball?

    I dont cut up volleyballs b4 i play with them!

  • get the fuck out my lobby!!!!

  • What's pink and red and is in a tree? A dead baby.

    What's green and red and is in a tree? The same dead baby 3 weeks later.

  • why do you but a baby in the blender feet first. . . so you can see its face expression

  • how many dead babies does it take to paint a house? depends how hard you throw them.

  • smoogers had problems

  • Whats the difference between a dead baby and a toilet.

    You dont shit in a toilet. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • yes you do =\

  • lol That was funny when Skyance asked the girl if she had a vagina

  • whats difference between a pile of dead babies and sand?

    cant move sand with a pitchfork

  • damn diz vid went crushel but funny xD

  • Poor Chris has to listen to this every time he plays with his little crew, lol

  • whats better than nine dead baies in one trashcan, one dead babies in nine dead trashcans. whats thr difference between a Hummer and a dead baby? i dont have a hummer in the garage.

  • teehee bastrd

  • ive seen chris so throw many gernades but never not once get a kill from the grave no offense chris

  • raceist, but funny

  • whats better than a trash can of dead babies....... the live baby at the bottom trying to eat its way out

  • Your birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic.

  • "AmericanKraken"

    No, no, it goes like this:

    Wanna hear something bad?

    There's a pile of dead babies with a single live baby at the bottom that has to eat its' way out.

    Wanna hear something worse?

    The baby went back for seconds.

  • LMFAO

  • lol

  • whats worse than 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 100 trees

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  • whats the difference between a baby guts and gravel?

    you can't gargle gravel

  • what do you call a dead baby nailed to a wall?

    Art

  • whats the difference between a dead baby and a Hummer?

    I dont have a Hummer in my garage.

  • some of these videos take ages to load... and i have broadband.

  • the girl sounds like one of the mates i know

  • Whats the diffrence between a Taco and a dead baby?...I didnt have a taco for lunch! :D