Wicked Lasers Torch - Scrambled Eggs

[SuperACDCfan4ever]

I know it's real but it looks like one of those devices that look to good to b tru

[Jaxurcar1]

Pro

[shreddez]

....and this is your brain on drugs

[salmanabbas007]

Battery Lifetime: 5 Minutes. Who would want this? What the hell are you smoking? :-/

[robin52388325]

do i get the woman to if i buy the torch ? :P

[KalEl600rr]

How long will the battery last with that kind of power?

[robin52388325]

@KalEl600rr NI-MH 12x2/3A 1500mAh 14.4V rechargeable battery specifically designed for The Torch flashlight. The Torch flashlight comes with one charger and battery.

its just a good battery :P

[carmad123ify]

Good but will it blend?

[xSyberprox]

battlefield 3 flash light! I finally found it!

[souless1985]

Rubber eggs anyone?

[souless1985]

You overcooked the egg.

[gatlinggunlover]

i wonder what else i could do with it 0_o

[Dykefale]

whats up with all the twirling and evenly spreading out, we get the F*IN point, this aint no cooking show... 5 min... this light can go suck it!!

[stanleycupchamps2009]

dear santa

[Tyllegirl]

Useless information, I need a flash light because its dark where I live, and I have to walk my dog at night. What on earth does it matter, that you can cook an egg with it?

[Eric101point101]

@Tyllegirl How fuckign powerful do you think it is if it can cook an egg -_-

[ZionistIDF]

5 Minutes of light. No Thanks

[monkey8113]

5 Min of batteries lifetime? This shit is useless

[SomeoneNamedTom]

ummm did that guy just make scrambled eggs with a flashlight...?

[Barrowood0002]

for the love of god QUIT STIRRING the eggs! Learn to cook! if I wanted a grill I would get a george foreman

[BeefTorpedoes]

I want to go camping now.

[Mr711INSANE]

This flashlight is powerful, but not reliable. It last 5min. I need a duty flashlight so I might go with the wiseLED tactical flashlight with 3300 Lumen and lastest for 3 hours

[Gameathoner]

So Battlefield 3 IS realistic.

[c0nqu3r3rlol]

Battlefield 3 flashlights irl

[JERKMONKEYYEH]

strong flashlight....now u need another 15 AA battaries

[arhangelogorodets]

А посолить?

[schnappusBoesus]

why no bacon?

you can't have scrambled eggs without bacon.

[TheTornadoStrikes]

its funny how they fast forward then slow it down when they mix it ...

[AstralBanana]

From their site; "Battery Lifetime: 5 Minutes"

[matooo95]

WTF? This should represent how the torch gets hot? Because its con, not a pro. With high-powered LED you d get much better efficienty + almost no heat.

[commanderbige]

I see that the soldiers in BF3 know where to buy proper flashlights.

[swatsticker]

@commanderbige rofl!~!

[acemace3618]

@commanderbige Right, there fucking bright!

[roberto125919]

Because it's hot doesn't make it bright. LED's for life.

[UNpeacekeeper212]

@roberto125919 the sun can heat the entire planet with it's light from 90 million miles away

[roberto125919]

@UNpeacekeeper212 An inefficient flashlight produces more heat than light

[Lazertag44]

Ah, so this is the flashlight they use in BF3.

[PunksterNY1]

you over cooked the egg.

[TheParabullet]

chuck norris make bacon with this torch tipe!

[ArmandDenton]

Now that's what I call practical!

[GlenDenton]

Why the glove?

[mcr6478]

@GlenDenton ...do you really think that metal is not hot?

[VindictiveVigilante]

so are you demonstrating how hot the flashlight gets, or how well you scramble eggs ?

[karjala55]

Lets use my flashligth to cook the food, who needs campfire (:

[VERYevilVIDEOop]

Dear santa...

[ghettoninja23]

another way to cook eggs :D

[EbilinforcerDJ]

Out of power? Hungry? why not just cook you some eggs with this

"Torch?"

[krisis3cool]

A flash light that cooks, We already have a flash light to screw, The flesh light. Are Flashlights replacing women? :D

[PercyS0uLFiRePh03niX]

Shit I feel like hungry now. I wanna eat it the same way HA!

[HomebrewGuru]

the light overheats... is this a good thing? Just means alot of the battery power isnt going to light but instead is going to waste heat

[hackdrummer8463]

hey that flashlite gets hot just like my homemade one i made that i put on youtube

[mcwario13]

lets see survival kit torch: for light

torch: for cooking

torch: for light

spyder 3 for lighter

spyder 3: for sos

spyder 3: for hunting (Blinding)

[tigeriron1]

i think the spoon is heated

[CovertOPSDragunov]

i am going to buy this when i become a cop

[creeksidenumber1]

most expensive way to cook eggs

[crissybee2]

You overcooked those eggs mate!!!

[Greenman4431]

cool way to make breakfast!!!

[dg6546]

hungry =P

[starofajoke]

leave him alone hes a maried man n he can cook ................ his ways are a lil off but he has results

[zatch52]

that would be a good thing to have when your lost and need to use survivor skills.

[BostonUrbEx]

51 people cooked their eyes looking into the light.

[GregoryF1919]

EAT IT

[XAgentShawn]

And then I realized it only took two minutes to cook the egg.

[a41forsaken]

most expensive way to make egg. everyone should know this has a 5 minute battery life lol

[blackhairdude12]

wow, you should make pop corn.

[Docterdave1010]

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[Docterdave1010]

@Docterdave1010 kejvkdj

[Docterdave1010]

yum

[userarefull]

dammit! its make me hungry!

[darkwolf6052]

Every fucking time you take the spoon out, you take some egg with you. By the time the eggs are fucking done, you won't have any left!

[romance200880]

@darkwolf6052 hahahahahaha nice 1 xD

[fatabe1]

@darkwolf6052 shutup

[darkwolf6052]

@fatabe1 It was a joke, you obviously didn't get it.

[ZeroFear88]

@darkwolf6052 This is obviously not a woman.

[zapofrog]

@darkwolf6052 Absolutely right! Never stir cooking food. Ever. Especially not scrambled eggs.

[darkwolf6052]

@zapofrog I sense sarcasm from you >_>

[AveryBouv]

Is ok to eat it?

[captainwolf1]

dude u can go camping and if u 4get the burner u can use this

[misterbonzai08]

Radiation + Egg = Godzilla #FTW

[AngryTyplosion]

51 people are alergic to eggs

[NitroDog19]

That cooked the egg faster then my stove.

[ZebbMassiv]

I will never have cold pizza again with the torch.

[RyanGadz]

its so efficient that you can cook an egg? ... does it also come with a power cord and backup generator?

[ZoMbZascension]

this could be a life saving device.....imagine lost in the woods and you can cook your self an egg and not starve

[12jfisher]

how lo0ng do the batteries last?

[hairyshitter]

@12jfisher

5 minutes, it totally kills the usefulness of it.

[falkobit]

no salt??

[godswrath24]

make an omelette! derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[pinoyALLmotorEVOIXMR]

What batteries it use?

[radspiderjackson]

what a skeet egg

[bulby130]

Someone even burn a pager with the flashlight!

[Mrdogdigger]

What else could I cook...

[leostyle7771]

u making me hungry now..



[meuberepic]

if only it had a strobe mode.....

[TheMrbubl3s]

@meuberepic It wouldn't be hard to make.

[DirectShot999]

Rofl that is awesome

[NeoSentience1]

very nice. now that is a LIGHT breakfast!

[TheMrbubl3s]

@NeoSentience1 lololololol, silly pun :3

[surrynet]

@NeoSentience1 Now thats a good one !!,LOL

[BlueTiger368]

now any one can do that while camping

[Thebadbeaver9]

but...will it blend

[canoblas]

You: Who stole my flashlight!?!!? Me: it wasn't me*flash light accidentally turns on in my pocket and my pants catch on fire*

[thunderap16]

its like a mobile stove lol

[MaTtJaNiToR]

Ingredients: A Peice Of The Sun

[goldmr]

next up is grilling a turkey with youre flashlight;)

[thedanesimon]

that must be gooood in the wild :D

[xmass65ify]

is it edible?

[JGRoblox23]

So...I can replace a stove,microwave,and lighter with this for only $300?

GOOD DEAL!

[moneys97]

@JGRoblox23 Who is gonna change the batteries ??? Eh........

[JGRoblox23]

@moneys97

They are rechargable.

[2126387]

you fukin suck



[GMCPLDarkBlade]

Youre supposed to scramble the egg BEFORE you put it in there.

[tensiga2]

this is soooo much better than a 1w laser

[cheesemuncher98]

yummy yummy

[cheesemuncher98]

mmmmmmmmmmmm eggs

[TehEngineer2]

so your flashlight is the new survival tool?



[masterduckky2]

finally, a flashlight suited for women

[BigHairyManBeast]

@masterduckky2 hahah fuckin awesome

[cutegirl5199]

@masterduckky2 so what your saying is all women stay in the kitchen all the time! fu*k you buddy and learn some respect and stop degrating us women!!

[masterduckky2]

@cutegirl5199 what i truely ment was we should respect all women for doing all this amazing stuff for us men. we should treat those kitchen people with an awesome flashlight!

I am making fun of a prehistorical prejudice, not women. now stop crying and enjoy a joke once in a while

[xmass65ify]

@cutegirl5199 maybe you should learn some spelling before he learns to have respect

[wvugreenlantern]

@masterduckky2 oh you epic win sir

[Nrrdood]

@masterduckky2 And this children, is the prime example of a chauvinistic douche.

[botdfbvb]

@Nrrdood no this is an example of a normal person....you are an example of a woman that complains about rights. she also enjoys when she is treated better than men.. but the other way around is sexist

[Nrrdood]

@botdfbvb tsk tsk. When will you skinheads learn?



[botdfbvb]

@Nrrdood skinheads?! im mexican for godsakes since when does the term skinhead mean a person who is sexist get your facts straight before you make idiotic comments and make yourself look like a dumbass

[Nrrdood]

@botdfbvb Oh. Mexican. I see. Now i get it. Nevermind then.

[xtryker1]

@masterduckky2 Dam, i lol'd so hard hahahahahaha....

[MegaCrazyMuffin]

Jak zrobić jajecznice - Poradnik dla studentów

[NubSm64TAS]

do popcorn next =P

[kadinh]

Did you not even eat the egg? I think next time you should add some butter or cooking spray so it doesn't stick and maybe some salt and pepper for flavor.

[moneybags8000]

you didnt even scramble the eggs



[TheKaukas]

1 Battery = 1 Meal

[discocreator76]

I'd hate to turn one on accidentally in my pocket, I'd set my trousers on fire!!!!!!!

[parafuso12]

holy shit !!!!!

[kibbledude1]

do marshmellows next

[rerondon1]

im hungry know

[charg2456]

wow..

forget messing with the stove in the morning! just grab the wl tourch flashlight!

[DeeKaayHD]

put your ball bag on it ?

[basspig]

This is handy, should you find yourself in the woods without matches, and happen to have a raw egg handy. :)

[DKM101]

@basspig

it doesn't JUST cook eggs.

I mean if you just brought a friend along...

[Boomer8404]

Man, I want scrambled eggs now.

[jjjperrin]

Can't you leave the egg alone for more than 3 seconds?

[GTXCrusader]

@jjjperrin If he did it would burn to the container XD.

[WhoaThatWasAwesome]

eggs should never be smoking

[kickers15151515]

why the fuck do you have a flashlight to cook eggs?

[tessapoop]

@kickers15151515 its to show the power it has go to the website and look its pretty ill

[EllieGouldingLover]

NOW, YOU NEED TO EAT IT!

[lukeneedshelp]

lol fail at cooking

[elflordbob1]

OR U CAN USE THE STOVE

[ratsmart9]

@elflordbob1 It's an exsample of how you can use your "Wicked Lasers Torch" for is you get lost and you don't have a stove and/or you camping.

[elflordbob1]

@ratsmart9 because i the wild u will have a surface that u can cook on and something to handle it

shesh just watch survivor man or man vs. wild tho i like survivor man better because its resonable cus bear grill climbs down cliffs ur run of the day man(not fat) probably cant do that unless he works out

[mrZeldafan5]

someone cant cook

[alpergumussu]

you didnt use any olive oil did ya? it started to smoke...

[MrGameboy1989]

the battery's of 47 people ran out

[ShootingSpongebob]

is that safe to eat

[SuperMacster33]

that's a lifesaver!

[kbhawkman]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FROM WICKED LASERS!

YOU CAN SHINE IT IN PEOPLES EYES

BURN THINGS

COOK EGGS

AND MUCH MORE...

Here's how to order :D

[madrx2]

@kbhawkman really wouldnt want to shine it in someone's eyes

[venom751998]

@kbhawkman But isn't Billy Mays dead... Is he advertising from Heaven? :D

[RAG1NGNeRD]

@kbhawkman lol i was expecting a chuck norris joke, but that billy mays one is just hillarious!

[Sharkformer]

@kbhawkman we miss you Billy Mays :'(

[DatDamnGuy]

@Sharkformer: No we don't.

[destinyvids]

@DatDamnGuy shut up. we do.

[DatDamnGuy]

@destinyvids: No, no we don't. End story.

[TruOrFalse]

i prefer fried eggs, so this doesn't impress me :p

[sikvenum82]

That is insane! I so want one of these. I can totally think of awesome uses for this lol

[halo2jeppe]

ooohh that lookes soo god at the end i want some scrambled eggs NOW!!!!

[ninja6kid]

its like an e-z-bake oven

[MrShittyFag]

Oh nooos! that device isn't in compliance with the FCC! ha

[Djdylan44]

Did you eat it?

[Omarspartan209]

So it's a portable stove?

[D1uGun]

Now that`s what I call a LIGHT BREAKFAST GET IT!?!1?

[GHETTOSLIKG]

@D1uGun LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[chernobylFarms]

Wow...with a magnifying glass, you could melt lead with that sucker. Make bullets from tire weights, in the field, on the fly.

A useful device indeed, a regular "Swiss army" source of versatile radiant energy.

Mealwise, I wonder how many snacks you could cook, using a fresh set of batteries?

[Danze3Acidic]

And thats when you get cancer.

[zillsburyy]

enjoy your 5 minute run time

[sweetlikeADAM]

QUIT FUCKIN' WITH THAT EGG. GOD. YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF.

[christo930]

Runtime of 5 minutes with the included battery? What good is a flashlight that produces so much heat and has a runtime of 5 minutes? Other than being dangerous and impractical, what good is it?

[fluffyman15]

@christo930

if your trapped alone on a island you can cook yourself food, for about 5 minutes haha xDDDD