@KittyPurryIsAwesome Not a movie. It's a TV show called 'The Guardian' about a lawyer named Nick Fallin playing by Simon Baker. It stopped airing, but this particular episode is Lolita based.
You people are sick!! No matter what, it's pedophilia!!!! A child does not know him or herself to say they want sex. It's sick!! Call it whatever..it's sick!!!
@Mia6146 I don't anybody is disputing it's pedophilia. I think people watching this just liked the book and were curious about the movie version...like me...
...not uncommon is the use of Barbie or Ken in a warm soapy bath, they slip in headfirst quite easily but their arms get stuck on the way out. Some young girls are so amused that they return to hospital with their embarrased mother or father more than once just so that the paediatrician can gently manipulate the object out.
Muffin: Not to shock or offend any mock-Puritans, but professional paediatricians know of many young kids who amusingly penetrate themselves with objects at all ages but need the object removed at a hospital. Daft boys mostly jam things in their noses or ears, while more sensual girls mostly self-penetrate their lower orifices...
..No offence intended to uninformed sensibilities or to the too easily shocked. My Parental Guidance is always, Caution may contain swearing, sex & violence to which children have been known to reply What, just like our schoolyard ?! LOL-ita.
@kaliyeal: Respectfully assuming that you mean dare to say what highly qualified medics experience daily while well able to distinguish aBused from aMused, but which may not appear on mock-Puritan mainstream junk-media ? Then whats the problem with known facts (some bizarrely humourous) about human behaviour & the human body unless negatively perceived by the
@DougPatton1 WHATEVER YOU SAY CRAZY DOUG your just randomly stating how of all the things nurses see in a hospital removing toys from chilldrens privates would be the obvious choice and let me tell you the only uptight asshole is gona be yours in jail!
@kaliyeal Still knee-jerking to wrong conclusions, let me tell you that you might benefit from your ass in secure treatment for denial. My sanguine reply to @muffinshit's supposedly shocking disclosure just states some plain human facts that the U ptight S exual A ssholes cant face. Why such an ongoing U.S. big Sex-Panic when most folks of all ages throughout history have just just gotten it on quite safely either alone or with whom they choose, with no panic and no harm done.
@DougPatton 1 stick your barbie and ken doll up you YOUR ASS and shoot yourself before somebody else does seriously "simply stating how young children purposely but toys up there..not to mention you want to romanticize it by stating they do it in a warm soapy bath! im through with your comments your obviously very sick and aroused by young kids
...seriously simply stating how young children purposely but toys up there..not to mention you want to romanticize it by stating they do it in a warm soapy bath! im through with your comments your obviously very sick and aroused by young kids "
This was gutlessly posted to my inbox but not here by the bully-coward @kaliyeal so here it is for all to see such irrational aggression.Why such anger ? We think 'Doth protest too much'. LOL-ita. " @DougPatton 1 stick your barbie and ken doll up you YOUR ASS and shoot yourself before somebody else does ...
The gutless bully-coward @kaliyeal SIGNIFICANTLY FAILED to note that my earlier comments to @muffinshit included mention of the more physical boys (unlike more sensual girls) inserting objects into their upper orifices/nostrils & ears, but for some SIGNIFICANT reason @kaliyeal is obsessed only with kids' LOWER orifices. Like some (not all) of the aggressive U ptight S exual A ssholes @kaliyeal needs secure-unit therapy !
@DougPatton1 Oh, you must be funny. It's hilarious how you only say girls do sensual things. If you want to know boys do their own types of things as well. But they don't get caught as much because it's not so dangerous, huh. Just because you didn't see it in your hospital of yours doesn't mean that it doesn't happen. You make them sound so hmmm. . . I quote ". . . included mention of the more physical boys (unlike more sensual girls) inserting objects into their upper orifices/nostrils & ears
@kaliyeal: 3 months ago here, @Mufffinshit stated something which he may have thought was a shocking revelation. To which I replied with further so called 'revelations', to which you seem to have taken offence. I wonder have you replied to @Muffinshit, and if not then why not ? LOL-ita.
@Muffinshitt at this age, it is considered abnormal for a child to have any kind of sexual relationship with a person. It is not normal in development because it is before they even hit puberty. Either that child had some kind of disorder or problem and needed to be examined or they were manipulated in some way to do so. Either way the 21-year-old is in the wrong for taking advantage of a CHILD, whether or not it was consensual.
Thanks so much for posting this, I'd forgotten how good the show was. You've gotten me hooked again. I found out that the Sleuth cable channel has started re-airing the show! Goody for us Simon Baker fans!
first part: agreed. second: some politics and many reality tv shows are mind rape then? :cP and... it's just illegal. actually no need to create such a nice new term as "mind rape"...
care for further exchange of thoughts... Send me a PM.
i love love the guardina!! was really pissed off when it ended!! and nick and lulu are so cute together!!...simon baker is so hot!!! gahhh!! lovelove !! thanks so much for posting this!! xxx.
aaah! really?? oh that really pisses me off! lol...it was such an awesome show!! but i will let u know if i see them around ...doubtfull though! i really hope someone puts up nick/lulu scenes...their so sweet together! do you know if there any in these clips that have been posted?? thanks!
hubieras puesto los subtitulos
victoria18060 3 days ago
Ohhhhh, it's an episode of The Mentalist. Not the movie with either James Mason or Jeremy Irons.
Eh, Simon Baker's awesome. I'll watch it. :3
Burinnu 1 month ago
Simon baker's freaking sexy and hot
ladyyuna2000 2 months ago
this is not lolita
peypeyneekin 3 months ago
what is this
bobyard123 7 months ago
hach gott ja... schade
:D aber als mentalist macht er sich besser hier is er so typisch anwalt richtig steif
renoir2606 7 months ago
Simon Baker is hot as hell but I still hate the theme song >:3
AZaikoku 7 months ago
this is dumb as hell. i'm not watchin this shit. this is against youtube user policy to place misleading text.
blargrath5649 9 months ago 3
@blargrath5649 The title is the name of an episode of The Guardian, idiot.
yumiulrich4eva 5 days ago
OH MY GOD SIMON BAKER OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
bestemore 10 months ago
wtf?! this is the movie?
KittyPurryIsAwesome 11 months ago
@KittyPurryIsAwesome Not a movie. It's a TV show called 'The Guardian' about a lawyer named Nick Fallin playing by Simon Baker. It stopped airing, but this particular episode is Lolita based.
TheMentalist28 11 months ago
Simon Baker is Hot!
impale2009 1 year ago 2
Fuck, I thought this was the movie... but I'll watch this... I mean...
banni2011 1 year ago 28
@banni2011 I did the same thing :P and now I'm doing the same thing haha
1stSlickThief 1 year ago
@banni2011 This isn't the movie????? DAMN
CreateCliches 4 months ago
Oh fail, I was lookin for the movie. But I can't stop watching, it's so interesting
panty3pirate 1 year ago 8
ohhh EPIC FAIL!
zulydubi 1 year ago 4
omgee that's sad
Samanna13 1 year ago
is this the one from 1997?
Modog34 1 year ago
@Modog34
HAHAA FAIL IT'S A TV SHOW. THIS IS THE NAME OF THE EPISODE.
MsSeverusSnapexoxo 1 year ago 3
You people are sick!! No matter what, it's pedophilia!!!! A child does not know him or herself to say they want sex. It's sick!! Call it whatever..it's sick!!!
Mia6146 1 year ago 4
@Mia6146 I don't anybody is disputing it's pedophilia. I think people watching this just liked the book and were curious about the movie version...like me...
dibsquared 1 year ago
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Attraction to adults by underage kids is far more common than anyone might think -
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DougPatton1 2 years ago 2
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My friend once knew a girl who lost her virginity at age 7, having fully consensuel sex with a 21-year-old.
Muffinshitt 2 years ago
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...not uncommon is the use of Barbie or Ken in a warm soapy bath, they slip in headfirst quite easily but their arms get stuck on the way out. Some young girls are so amused that they return to hospital with their embarrased mother or father more than once just so that the paediatrician can gently manipulate the object out.
DougPatton1 2 years ago
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Muffin: Not to shock or offend any mock-Puritans, but professional paediatricians know of many young kids who amusingly penetrate themselves with objects at all ages but need the object removed at a hospital. Daft boys mostly jam things in their noses or ears, while more sensual girls mostly self-penetrate their lower orifices...
DougPatton1 2 years ago
@DougPatton1 i dare you to saay that in front of people not behind your computer
kaliyeal 1 year ago
..No offence intended to uninformed sensibilities or to the too easily shocked. My Parental Guidance is always, Caution may contain swearing, sex & violence to which children have been known to reply What, just like our schoolyard ?! LOL-ita.
DougPatton1 1 year ago
@kaliyeal: Respectfully assuming that you mean dare to say what highly qualified medics experience daily while well able to distinguish aBused from aMused, but which may not appear on mock-Puritan mainstream junk-media ? Then whats the problem with known facts (some bizarrely humourous) about human behaviour & the human body unless negatively perceived by the
U ptight S exual A ssholes ? ...
DougPatton1 1 year ago
@DougPatton1 WHATEVER YOU SAY CRAZY DOUG your just randomly stating how of all the things nurses see in a hospital removing toys from chilldrens privates would be the obvious choice and let me tell you the only uptight asshole is gona be yours in jail!
kaliyeal 1 year ago
@kaliyeal Still knee-jerking to wrong conclusions, let me tell you that you might benefit from your ass in secure treatment for denial. My sanguine reply to @muffinshit's supposedly shocking disclosure just states some plain human facts that the U ptight S exual A ssholes cant face. Why such an ongoing U.S. big Sex-Panic when most folks of all ages throughout history have just just gotten it on quite safely either alone or with whom they choose, with no panic and no harm done.
DougPatton1 1 year ago
@DougPatton 1 stick your barbie and ken doll up you YOUR ASS and shoot yourself before somebody else does seriously "simply stating how young children purposely but toys up there..not to mention you want to romanticize it by stating they do it in a warm soapy bath! im through with your comments your obviously very sick and aroused by young kids
kaliyeal 1 year ago
...seriously simply stating how young children purposely but toys up there..not to mention you want to romanticize it by stating they do it in a warm soapy bath! im through with your comments your obviously very sick and aroused by young kids "
DougPatton1 1 year ago
This was gutlessly posted to my inbox but not here by the bully-coward @kaliyeal so here it is for all to see such irrational aggression.Why such anger ? We think 'Doth protest too much'. LOL-ita. " @DougPatton 1 stick your barbie and ken doll up you YOUR ASS and shoot yourself before somebody else does ...
DougPatton1 1 year ago
The gutless bully-coward @kaliyeal SIGNIFICANTLY FAILED to note that my earlier comments to @muffinshit included mention of the more physical boys (unlike more sensual girls) inserting objects into their upper orifices/nostrils & ears, but for some SIGNIFICANT reason @kaliyeal is obsessed only with kids' LOWER orifices. Like some (not all) of the aggressive U ptight S exual A ssholes @kaliyeal needs secure-unit therapy !
DougPatton1 1 year ago 2
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@DougPatton1 Oh, you must be funny. It's hilarious how you only say girls do sensual things. If you want to know boys do their own types of things as well. But they don't get caught as much because it's not so dangerous, huh. Just because you didn't see it in your hospital of yours doesn't mean that it doesn't happen. You make them sound so hmmm. . . I quote ". . . included mention of the more physical boys (unlike more sensual girls) inserting objects into their upper orifices/nostrils & ears
AngelGuide1 1 year ago
@kaliyeal: 3 months ago here, @Mufffinshit stated something which he may have thought was a shocking revelation. To which I replied with further so called 'revelations', to which you seem to have taken offence. I wonder have you replied to @Muffinshit, and if not then why not ? LOL-ita.
DougPatton1 1 year ago
@kaliyeal My apology - you have clearly replied to @Muffinshit. LOL-ita.
DougPatton1 1 year ago
@Muffinshitt at this age, it is considered abnormal for a child to have any kind of sexual relationship with a person. It is not normal in development because it is before they even hit puberty. Either that child had some kind of disorder or problem and needed to be examined or they were manipulated in some way to do so. Either way the 21-year-old is in the wrong for taking advantage of a CHILD, whether or not it was consensual.
CherryBomber13 1 year ago
jessica alba?
Ko252 2 years ago
Fl14: Nice new terms are created constantly by and for vested interests. Yes, but pardon my own omssion what is PM ?
DougPatton1 2 years ago
it's not about literary reference apparently either.
AlisterBertram 2 years ago
Simon Baker & Charles Malik Whitfield are both hot. I'd watch this if it was on TV!
chodiestchode 2 years ago
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35november 2 years ago
So this episode is based on the movie/book Lolita?
Not to be sick, but I loved that movie. It's kind of weird to see it portrayed in a modern theme where the girl doesn't like it.
Great show though, Simon Baker is amazing. Thanks for the uploads!
housencis1 2 years ago
Thanks so much for posting this, I'd forgotten how good the show was. You've gotten me hooked again. I found out that the Sleuth cable channel has started re-airing the show! Goody for us Simon Baker fans!
moakgava 2 years ago
can anyone tell me the plot of this episode?
thnx :)
QuoVadisVale 3 years ago
im not trying to sound like a bitch or anything but that school girl isn't really pretty at all, she looks like a sad dog or something
sweetypepe22 3 years ago
sweety, it's not about looks...
Fl4dd3rm0uz 2 years ago 3
Fl4: Sweety - often in lurst or lurve it is about looks.
DougPatton1 2 years ago
Getting raped is not.
Fl4dd3rm0uz 2 years ago
Fl4: Getting raped physically or mentally by male or female is about their control -, not anyone's looks or lust. Lies-and-omissions are MIND RAPE.
DougPatton1 2 years ago
first part: agreed. second: some politics and many reality tv shows are mind rape then? :cP and... it's just illegal. actually no need to create such a nice new term as "mind rape"...
care for further exchange of thoughts... Send me a PM.
Fl4dd3rm0uz 2 years ago
i love love the guardina!! was really pissed off when it ended!! and nick and lulu are so cute together!!...simon baker is so hot!!! gahhh!! lovelove !! thanks so much for posting this!! xxx.
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ayrtonvm 3 years ago
is it just me or simon baker does not have blues eyes in this tv series???
milennamili3 3 years ago
the first epsode i presume?
SylletBang 3 years ago
Simon Baker is HOT!!!
huesocool 3 years ago 24
sososo hot!!! i would adore to meet him!! what a spunk!!lol
bettybooWow 3 years ago
simon baker is hot sex
yourpoisonedapple 3 years ago 12
He sure is!
Kayleigh27 3 years ago
that girl does not look 15
breezecrowthumper 3 years ago 5
what the fuck ?
this is not lolita ?
Narutocapri 3 years ago
It's a tv show episode w/ that name. The show rocks but it's not on any more and you can't even buy a dvd of it :(
kekikamiller 3 years ago
really?? the dvd isn't out yet?? gahh...i must search for it!!!
bettybooWow 3 years ago
Please let me know if you ever find it. Sony replied to an e-mail inquiry to me a while back that they had no plans to make one :(
kekikamiller 3 years ago
aaah! really?? oh that really pisses me off! lol...it was such an awesome show!! but i will let u know if i see them around ...doubtfull though! i really hope someone puts up nick/lulu scenes...their so sweet together! do you know if there any in these clips that have been posted?? thanks!
bettybooWow 3 years ago
I haven't looked for that, but when I looked for The Guardian in the past, this channel had the most I could find.
kekikamiller 3 years ago
An episode of a television show named 'lolita'
fuzycatterpiller 2 years ago
ah bon?
angmohtsao 2 years ago
de que sitio puedo bajar completo este film en cualquiera de sus dos versiones, por favor si alguien sabe, me lo dice gracias.
acuariana1969 3 years ago
what is this? a telefilm or a movie? becouse you wrote "lolita" but it doesnt seem to be nabokov's lolita.
thanks
QuoVadisVale 3 years ago
this is the guardian, the tv series from Hallmark channel. the episode's called 'lolita'
shaw1 3 years ago
It's an episode of the tv show "The Guardian" named "Lolita"
RossWinchester 3 years ago