Rap Reiplinger - "Auntie Marialani's Cooking Show"

[TeamHawaii808]

dey him.. LOL

[daniyellowjello]

BUT JUS RAGHT AH! that made me laugh forever

[drushhhh]

dream tita..

[kilana1986]

so drinking nd kookn does not consider u a drunk its enjoying da love nd fun u have in kookn lmao...pop da koolah prepare da kitchen nd kook kook!!!!! remembah never substitute wat anteh tell you ottah wise goin come out all hamajag....bwahaha try wait anteh lost da taste haha

[kilana1986]

bwahahaah too much smiles he brings!!! nd howz dis i going put the oven on and cook the chicken at 800 hundred degrees for 1 minute or 5 degrees for 4 days!!!! bwahahahah ...and trust people i get antehzzz like dat drink cook cook cook den all bussup while cooking da hawaiian food omg!!! the taste of heaven... lol

[kilana1986]

Hea bebeh take one hit going be hot u know!!!!!

[hankakah]

actually I think she says subtle yet annoying? Being wine savvy, this was the funniest part. We have a red wine overhere beaujocook palabarau, beaujolais pa, pa, beaujocayla , get the red kine ok? Fragrant bouquet, her lip smacking, flambuoyantly nondescript, a lighthearted wine with a morose attitude, subtle yet annoying! Not to sweet, sip, not too rancid, big swig, JUST RIGHT! I like her progression from sober to drunk, that's great acting, and knowledgable of inebriation and it's effects

[iLuvzmySmokey14]

she taught me how to say pan, chicken, and wine. awsome. lol hella funny!!!

[ohreally62]

"subtle, yet unknowing"

"where we start? from da begining!"

"go check um! its important!" lol

[ohreally62]

"subtle, yet unknowing"

"where we start? from da begining!"

[davidkoba]

i'm gonna teach u how to cook turkey using.......chicken!

[Dominick808]

lol , " here chicken take a hit it gonna be hot yeah"

[sodadoggkf]

not to chicken

[HekeladRosenblum]

This is and will always be a CLASSIC! I remember watching these as a kid..freakin hilare!!!

[FREAKAZOID761]

5 people dont have all the ingredements

[MacNutMusic]

lol



[SaiahKeys23]

"hea beh beh take one hit goin be hot u no"...BAHHHHZZZZ LAUGH!! xD

[nakamichi680zx]

Miss you Rap! You were brilliant! You always had da rite ingredaments!

[Rosetta808]

Lol an it's true!

[Rosetta808]

Hahaha lol soo funny cuze she sounded drunk from the wine.

[DrIluvNaruto]

"Not too sweet.... Not too chicken" ahahahaha

[DrIluvNaruto]

Go, go check um iz importent! Lmmfao!!!!

[r2ro1979]

how to cook turkey using chicken...haha

[vinishdo]

And of kahse, da first ingre-da-ment eesse da cheeeee kennnn.

LOLOLOL

We love you, Rap!

Go check your chicken with Antie...now go....

[kaneakuaman]

Eh anty can teach me how fo make chicken using turkey?

[fawkthescene666]

Auntie Marialani is awww-buss!

[SHooGS671]

Just get the red kind yeah

[itisRylee]

"*sniff* mmhhmm *sniff* mmhhmm *sniff* whoo *cough cough* yep chicken is fresh" lolz

[kfwahine]

You have to remember that Auntia is one Kane (guy) ! I jus put da maka on dis and I jus about pee my puka pants !!! Double Hilarious !!!

[PalakikaK]

I had a penpal who loved Rap and Pidgeon English, and she was from the East Coast (born and raised there). Just depends on a person's ability to 'get it'...  (I guess the same goes for British humor as well. Some people get it, and some people don't). As for me, I really miss Rap and all the other comedians who have since gone on. :(

[likeoofme]

And just remembah- Cook, cook, cook. Go cook em! Go cooo...k

[musicsoul53]

hahahaha that was halirious "not too sweet... not to rancid... but just right yeah"*burp*

[mellowdrips]

not too rancid

[tassadar32]

"Heeah baby, take a hit, gon be hat ya no."

[pinkrain91]

haha suckas perfs!! LOL

[2011SNRS]

hows da chicken?????

gud to eat already

[DAVIJJN]

take uh look at dis,da chiken is perfect!! unreal!!

[DAVIJJN]

If da bugga no can stand, woooohh tenda eah?!

[kealiadrive]

Genius = Rap...! If you can't make fun of what you love, than what's the point!

[jackass123491]

i often say ingrediments instead of ingredients lol

[tkanes17]

lmao she uses all of the matches to light her cigarette

[7HE7THSKY]

try wait aunty lost the taste ahah

[cristopher3890]

does anyone else play "dude looks like a lady" while watching this c;assic comedy?

[AnimatedMusician]

All buss!!

[wtiwti]

"Ingriedements" Hahaha!

[NYC1STUD]

lol

Mahalo Mahi.... I'm freezin' my butt off in NYC but this vid warmed me right up! ha ha lolo..... ;p

[promethianclay]

"we're goin 86 anchovy waffles with hot mayonaise"..Anchovy waffle with hot mayonaise??..blah!

[KahaluuMartyMom]

okay da bugga perps...LOL...LMAO I LOVE the part when he take smoke break and he says gotta wait one minute till the chicken stay pau cook eh??

[KahaluuMartyMom]

okay da bugga perps...LOL...LMAO

[KahaluuMartyMom]

okay da bugga perps...LOL

[hawaii002]

Cheeken is fresh!! 

[putanginanshit]

CLASSIC!!! 

[chengloki]

Rap was a great comedian. He was a great loss. =Stefan=

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[reddkatz]

Aw shoots I gotta learn how to cook turkey using chicken!

[ELOPUMA3]

retards

[promethianclay]

"massage your chicken"..that sounds "fowl"..he he he ^_^

[japanezzysquezzy]

"Smoke break" lmao

[japanezzysquezzy]

"Go write'em down, go" lmao

"Go check'em now, go"

"suckah's perf's"

"850 degrees for one min. or 5 degrees for four days"

[mycah808]

remember now, DON'T SUBSTITUTE WHAT I TELL YOU! otherwise the thing gonna come all hamajang

[chae9697]

her was was classic funny wholesome family entertainment back in the day I loved him lol

[blinkett]

You stay go I stay come...

[sykt]

Sakah is PERPS!

[irie1sd]

Oregano comes from Oregon.

[Turbo9987]

ingrediment. LOL!

[alikaschumacher]

time for smoke brick XD

[promethianclay]

wow! a swig straight out of the bottle..classy..so becoming of a lady! ^_6

[TXbrokeback]

Ahh, naht too sweet, naht too rancid, but juuuuuuuss right !!!!

R.I.P. Brudda Rap

[jahights]

"Go Cook da Chicken...Go Cook um!"...Rap the Legendary Kanaka Comedian!!!

[promethianclay]

" get da red kind yea..flamboyantly non-descript..a light hearted wine with a morose attitude..subtle yet annoying..ok suckah perf! "here bebe take a hit it's going be hot you know..cook chicken at 850 degrees for 1 minute or 5 degrees fo 4 days"..LOL

[xom00nox]

Classic!!

[heysherwin]

lol!!!! you gotta love RAP!!!!! ONLY FUNNY!!! CLASSICS!!!! COME CHECK OUT MY COMEDY TOO!!!!

[afwxkat]

28 years after it first came out in 1982, I still LMAO at this one. XD

[murky2]

Okay, sucka's perf*burp*

Pure genius

[OriginalSkins]

And remembah you have to cook da chicken at 850 degrees foa one minute *swigs* or 5 degrees foa four days.

And now time for smoke break. Geeze got a lot of matches to light one match eh? I just love the progressively drunken act in this clip.

[coptocook]

Very Good

[SlyBlackNinja]

LMAO that is great! i thought it was serious at the start, so funny

[vietguy808]

this guy is awesome i never heard abt him .....i only knw andy bumatai..and dis guy is soo much better

[mitsu012]

P-AN P-AN PAN

HAHAHAHA! TOO FUNNY

[bone101ify]

Ingrediments!!!!!! Rap's comedy was,is and will always be priceless!!!!

[mockment]

dude u made hawaiians look like drunks.. yes you inquire about it being comedy yet you didnt pull it off right.. sorry thumbs down..

[hankakah]

@mockment How do you get that she's Hawaiian? You're stereotyping based on her name. She could be portuguese, mixed. Would you stereotype other races if this was a black,oriental, or hispanic comedian? I think he did a great job to stay in character. Her wine tasting comments LOL. Drunks start to indulge more faster, speech becomes slurred and louder, they start swaying lose their balance, judgement is impaired, can't light match. Locals know hamajang, doller bet. Awesome spoof/comedy, Great Job

[mockment]

@hankakah yes your right. i shouldve seen it in a comedic way. my intentions to this comment that i posted 7 months ago didnt mean to say that all hawaiians are drunks but to say that in a way this show.. wasnt really comedic. im not racist trust me. but truthfully it wasnt that funny to me i guess u can say.

[botoblaster808]

not too sweet...not too rancid...BUT JUSSSSSS RIGHT!!! AUUUUUURITE!!!

[28kawai28]

no cook me, i gonnah run away from u!!!!! great lines in this skit!!!

[okesaita]

Bahahahaha!!!!  XD

[effinpeaz]

HO, SUCKAHS PERPS :D

[Hawn808C]

aww my grandpa loved watching this, R.I.P uncle Rap. "oh Nooo cook me! i goin run away from you" hahahaha!!! cheeheeehee!!

[lenelle410]

oregano comes from oregan!!too funny...

[dahawaiianguy808]

This is so so sunny. Rap Reiplinger was the best comedian in Hawaii. There will never again be a person that is as good as him.

[lolrofl4real]

haha fake LOL

[poidogbukbuk]

lmao tooo funny wit da scew top wine

[1984IcameandIstayed]

all hamajang

[skyewinder123]

Not too sweet, Not too Chicken...

[hawaiianstyleinjapan]

Rap is the best comedian in history for Hawaii. There will never be another one like him.

[shipsofthenorth]

"Hey baby take a hit..... not to sweet, not too rancid"

[24chibimanga]

haha

that was so funny

and the dudes my uncle yet no one told me about him till now haha (figures)

[Goingbeach]

Here bebe take one hit!!! Poor chicken hardly got any....:) luv dis luv Aunty Marialani, hey Aunty I like chop one cigret Lol...

[punahoa]

i tink da chicken is cook ah?...dolla bet is.

hahahahahah..gotta love aunty marialani.

Rap Reiplinger ack juss like one aunteh..

[rapperjk]

I LOVE THIS SHOW!! never gets old and always funny!!!!! go check em go check em go!

[wildwahine1]

Rotflmfao!!! I miss him--he is the best!

[annaraabe2009]

he will consume the wine by the time he finish cooking .hahaha.omfg he is so fucking funny

[annaraabe2009]

THIS FUNNY.. HAHAHA

[polynesiangrl]

not too sweet, not to rancid....but JJUUUUSSSSTTT right ey! hahaha love it!! i love how she grabbed the finished chicken out of the oven with no oven mits hahaha!

[ukuleleboi1]

i only heard of this genius at today!

how did i not know about him?!

[ukuleleboi1]

my apologies

i mean how did i not know about her!?

lol

[whitelotus808]

not too sweet, not too rancid but juss right...subtle yet annoying.......das my girlfriend right there....

[Hawksbebe96792]

Today I going teach you how to cook TURKEY, using CHICKEN... LOL...

[KWC808]

Now first befoah' u cook yo chicken u gotta make shua dah wine is good go checkum go go checkum *gulp*-"Not to sweet.."

*gulp*-"Not to rancid.." *gulp* "but jus rite ah"

Now make shua u check yo wine ahh *gulp* (burpz) "ohhkk sukaz perpz...." hahaha xD LMFAO

[TouNiiti]

No cook me! i run away from you!! hahaha

[SuperiorSwagon1]

Nah too sweet....Nah too chiken Buh just right eah?!

[Kema808]

DON'T SUBSTITUTE ON WHAT I TELL YOU or else da ting goin come all hamajang!

[jaykay151]

This is so timeless! Love Rap!

[kamaki07]

Fricken love the whole segment!!!!

[Kilaulani]

4:30

da ting bout da chicken is

you can tell if da chicken is tenda

cuz if da bugga no can stand

oooooooooo~

tenda ah?

[jizondarocks]

7:16 is sucken hilarious!

[swagbuckshottie]

shooots i rememba dis when i was one kid tanks ya brah fo bringin dis bak

[BreelynnLovesCeleste]

time for smoke break ! (: hahahaa

i love raps hawaii<333

[kappua808]

"Not tooo sweeeet and not tooo rancid....jusss right ahh! go check ’em, go check ’em, go check ’em, go"

LOVE IT! This I remember from small kid time! LOL Classic

[nemunemufan]

haha i still got a vhs with this 'show' on there, haha i was only 4 and i watched dis after dat i would copy da lady but drink my juice/milk/water (never drank alcohol) and would say "not to sweet... not to rancid... just right"

[Minathegreat]

That's a dude, right?

[nemunemufan]

@Minathegreat no its a lady lol (im not being sacrastic)

[cmn006]

@nemunemufan no its a man...

[cmn006]

@nemunemufan no its a man...the description even says

[DizzyVixen]

@Minathegreat Yes, that's a dude. ^^ (He was a comic genius, fo sho!)

[loke16]

dis is why i cook in the microwave!

[HYGHTYME]

I misss watching this shit !! LOL. I <33 Raps Hawaii (:

[mauichannel]

drinking to much whine.

[fyterx]

they should put this SHOW on food network lol hahahahaa

[DELTA1978THETA]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

[cristopher3890]

I think she was my teacher in home economics at Aliamanu......

[808Akana]

go check um go check um go cheack um out gooooooooooooo

[qazwsxedc24631]

hahahahahahaha

[00indaclub00]

a very improtant ingredement wine wa ine wine.

[bigteeze985]

"go check um its important!" hahahahaha!

[poggyproductions]

@bigteeze985 go check em go check em go check em now goooooo :P

[Pringle808]

Brings me back to hanabada days

[dalostraida]

not too sweet, not too rancid,BUT JUST RIGHT AH?

[MrTropicaldopebeats]

aunty wait for you, go write down wine, go write em down, go!

[hope4fish]

Cheeee Huuu!

[linnlar]

this is a cool show. I like it!

[Joebeimon]

anchovy waffles wit de hot mayonays!!!! BUWAHAHAHA!!!

[425er]

oooowine

[alika207]

I've never heard this one before. So great!

[jassonelii]

had enough to drink or do i have to mail you more? hehehe, hahaha, LOL, LOL

[Tristynvaldez]

so funny

[EmeraldRapture]

oh.. no cook me!! i gon run away from u!!! HAHAHAHHAH

[elante916]

i could watch this everyday and still laff..

aunty too much yah?

[Ivansky1]

Oregano comes from Oregon.

[thez808]

haha, dis neva gets old, i buss laugh all da time!!

[OopssyAmber]

Auntie when inhale the wine, LOL

[jblue2pro]

you can tell da chicken is tendah cuz if da buggah no can stand BWAWK! tendah ah?!

LMFAO!!!!

[chilly67]

here baby take a hit going be hot you know. lmao!

[pinoyboy579]

"And a very important ingreedement, Wine. Go write down wine, go write em down. Auntie waiting fo you. Go write down wine, go right em down. Go."

[mauiboisugi]

Gotta check da chicken make sure baga is good

[msKristie]

try wait ah aunty lost da taste...fricken classic...

[ocborn]

Da bes show nevah on da "Food Network"

[coolwaves808]

i love when on the cd he says "now, pour your chicken over the wine!" haha

[ashleyaesthetic23]

"850 degrees for 1 minute or 5 degrees of 4 days"

I laughed so hard.

[demonator65]

AH! no cook me i go ran away from you! XD

[poopinthe808]

now time for "smoke break!" "where's my ciggerete?" Lol I will never forget that

[goldlionTWO]

if da bugga no can stand lol !!!!!

[auron077]

lol i love when she says "not too sweet -gulps wine- not too chicken -gulps agian- juuust right eh!" its a lil before 5min...LOL its hysterical xD other than that :} its not too rancid LOL

[clanofhyrule]

Ph- AN

[808ification]

"Not too sweet, not too rancid, but just right." haha this should be our Hawaii moto. lol.

[STRIKERBOY101]

lol hamajaing

[kekonaboi]

das how! lol

[MrJakeJuan]

EVERYONE in hawaii get one aunty/grandma/mother in law that looks & acts like this no joke classic.

[GarrettsGirlMahea]

my sistah sed she look like my aunty