Added: 4 years ago
From: theresident
Views: 174,135
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (941)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • whats your point, Vanessa? And why are we watching this chick anyway? Who is she to have all these videos posted? I mean, besides somebody we all want to fuck.

  • You're right laughter is the best medicine... unless you're asthmatic, then it's ventolin (courtesy of Bernard Righton).

  • i got a joke. take your fucking shirt off :)

  • Why all the "I want to fuck you comments?" leave those for skanks using their boobs for ratings. This chick has a brain and a channel that actually serves a purpose. Yes she is gorgeous and yes she has boobs; women tend to have those. I'm turned on by her too, but saying you want to fuck her deep in her ass is going a bit too far.

  • I would fuck you in the ass hole so deep. Omfg. Please. I have to fuck you!

  • yha whats pink and spongy.....a pink spong

  • man those tits are so nice....idk what the hell u said but I can watch it again

  • You sound like a reporter, definately got the looks to be on tv.

  • Nice tits :)

  • Black bra...

  • tits or stfu

  • A baby polar bear goes up to his mother and says, "Am I a real polar bear?". "Yes" his mother says. "I'm a real polar bear, your father is a real polar bear, your whole family are real polar bears. Now go outside and play". He goes outside and sees his father. "Am I a real polar bear?" he asks. His father says "Yeah your a real polar bear, I'm a real polar bear, your mother is a real polar bear, your whole family are real polar bears. Why do you ask such a dumb question?" "I'm fuckin' cold!"

  • ahahah

  • This video did not make me laugh, however, several minutes in to it, I did feel the urge to masturbate, sadly, I failed to resist this urge and engulfed my laptop in man glue.

  • Where did you film this? After I stopped staring at your lovely breasts I seen a brick wall in the background. Strange.

  • That was funny :)

  • jus shut up n take yor gear off

  • stop moving your eyebrowns!!

  • good speach :)

  • Why did the baby cross the road?

    Because it was nailed to the duck.

  • why a duck crossed the street?

    because it has legs

  • Sorry this didn't entertain the European humor aristocracy. How many European humor snobs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Four - one to order the bulb from General Electric, one to screw it in, and one to comment on how their method of installation is superior to those common American's.- and one to call the US in case they get invaded, lose their light bulb priveleges, and need the American Army to bail their ass out one more time.

  • Sorry this didn't entertain the European humor aristocracy. How many European humor snobs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Three - one to order the bulb from General Electric, one to screw it in, and one to comment on how their method of installation is superior to those common American's.

  • Watched with sound off. Stared at tits. Standard.

  • Oh dear...

    American jokes are so bad and so not funny to us Europeans.

  • Is it possible to show us your tittes in the next video to finish this debate

  • titties

  • suck us :)

  • i feel sad now

    

  • What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

    (Figured you'd want a comment that wasn't about your tits.)

  • i see nothin funny in all of these jokes... probably it is made specially for blonde dumb girls or retards

  • Are these supposed to be funny yank jokes...? Next time show the tits instead...

  • I really don't think her tits are that big...

  • you are goddamn hot

  • WAAAAAAASSSTTTEEEE!!

  • why did the dumb bitch claim her video was funny in the title?

    -cause she's not actually funny but wants lots of views

  • Nicccccccccccccee

  • this video should be retitled. "Dumb hot bitch rambling with big tits"

  • Shut da fuck up and show us your awesome tits!

  • Ah please shut up and show us your tits!

  • suuuuhuuuuukkkk h...yea

  • You know whats a stupid joke.

    The title of this video.

  • what is so fun about Lori's videos is the comments she gets ...

    mostly from ignorant typical male pigs who cannot comprehend her dialog because they are thinking... "tits" hu uh uh.. Tits...eh ehe Things that we don't understand we seem to attack and Cut Down... Lori is Awesome... beautiful on the outside for sure, but also very much so on the inside... takes a lot of guts to air your life in front of millions... I love you Lori... can't wait for more Girl !!!

  • y did u break up with ur boyfriend,cuz u didnt have fun in bed because he took stariods and hiz dick got too small like baseball players have u seen a baseball player get fucked

  • some people laugh at your mouth because its big.

  • Why is this girl so popular?

    Because she has a pretty face and tits that overshadow how fucking annoying she is!

    You could just pour drinks in her and nod your head yes for hours before you wanted to donkey punch her as she threw up on your cock!!!

  • puuuuuuuuh bad humor..

  • boobs *¬*!

  • OMG! who is this?! She's soooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!...Ay mestoy enamoraaaaaaaado!!!

  • OMG! who is this?! She's soooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!

  • Why the fuck did i watch this shite??

  • OK Really I Believe this You Just Wanted a Retarded Reason to Be ON YOU TUBE!!!

    also probably couldn't remember all those jokes she was probably reading off a Prompter LOL! or a Piece of CARD board.

  • wow some people really have no life!!!! please stop makeing these stupid videos.

  • It's called sarcasm, you brainless fucks!

  • It's called sarcasm you, brainless fucks

  • she was telling jokes? mmmmm titties...

  • Your so beautiful but this vid makes me think u r so dumb..

  • OMG kill yourself

  • yo... Last night I had a dream I was a muffler... and when I woke up I was EXHAUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAH

  • If you werent so hot id be mad for wasting my time.

  • oh man!!! sorry...

  • what ship never sinks!

    friendship!!! haha epic fail =O

  • close your mouth and you'll be a 8432954% most hot

  • lol. Even though you're so attractive, I still don't think I could bring myself to date you after this disaster. Probably a fuck buddy... but not a girlfriend lol. This is embarrassing. You suck.

  • i had to watch the video twice to get the jokes. the boobs were distracting me. its a compliment dont be offended.

  • I Love You!!

  • I've just wasted 1:30 of my life...thanks for that!!

  • next time you make joke or whatever please dont wear a bra you're so hot woman.

  • tits

  • no sorry ! didnt work !! i like people who fall i think!!

  • yoo your fuckin hot

  • Your breast enhancers are amusing

  • Okay, why is getting up at 2 in the morning like a pig's tail? It's twirley! (too early)

  • Omg you are so not funny!

  • ha scenter

  • stop at 0:22, not so hot now lol

  • Maybe the next video you make in that shirt you could nip a little bit! That would make your lame videos a lot more entertaining. O by the way nice boobies!

  • You are so beautiful honey. Ohhh I want you :)

  • Comment removed

  • BOOBIES! Me like boobies..........mmmmmm.....Bo­obies.

  • you are pretty hot, first time I just watched you, then listened to the jokes...meh

  • your fucking gorgeous girl hey what did the grape say to the apple?

  • some ppl laugh when they cumm on your tits, why do you have your shirt on?

    cuz you're pretty dumb...

  • why did humpty dumpty push his wife off the wall?

    to see her crack!

  • your tits made this video

  • i.....want.....to......fuck...­...you......

  • why is she telling boring jokes......coz she waiting for me to fuck her!

  • @EternalHate255 hahaha thats funny .

  • These jokes suck beyond words.

  • NO GOOD JOKES BUT IT WOULD B NICE 2 C YOUR TITS!!

  • I DON'T GET THE POINT OF THIS...REALLY, MAYBE I'M USING TOO MUCH DRUGS

  • Tits or stfu

  • Well, I *did* laugh at the statue of liberty and nose ones. XD

    The rest just made me make funny faces. Well, we have a different sense of humour, but I did still find it funny in a way. :)

    Sadly, you attract a lot of immature viewers. :(

  • What did my penis say to your face? SPLAT!!!

  • There are two things I can guarantee about this video.

    1) The jokes made very few people laugh

    2) Every bloke watching this video didn't care because he had his mouth open drooling over your tits.

  • BOOBIES!!

  • you're a moron

  • she makes it sound sexy

  • One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

  • Comment removed

  • Who is this chick and why-????

  • i want my click back bitch

  • she oober hot and funny. The perfect girl!! and that's no joke

  • know what funny for me i can see ur bra

  • what have we learned dorothy? absolutely nothing!

  • Pants jokes for 5 year olds...well done, your parents must be proud.

  • holistically love you i !!!

  • those jokes were funny. there're different kinds of humor, but these were funny(most of them).

  • tits are a better medicine.

  • blah blah blah, take your shirt off!!!

  • @robdizzle5280

    Slap fap jerk Put your brain back in your head.

  • TITTIES!!!

  • @khazmiran

    SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @khazmiran

    PENISES R BETTER Because without one you wouldn't exist.

  • I think those jokes are actually funny.

  • i had a feeling i wouldn't laugh at this...

  • Lady,this video sucks soo fucking much.Nothing from what u sayd is funny only very very bad made jokes

  • there is nothing she wouldn't do to become famous...thats rlly a poor life.

    how about a topless carreer ?

  • Whats the difference between a boy and a boi

    20 IQ points and a Hot Topic gift card.

  • @ZEDW1 The difference is that a boy is a person and a boi is an animal, the male of the cow but in portuguese ;) Waiting for my reward !

  • @AnaLopesss

    So when someone calls you a boi what there really saying is your a male animal?

    Here's your reward FUCKING ASS

  • @AnaLopesss

    Then it's a good thing most people call you hater Trolls boi'z LOLS

    Do you want some Meth to go with that beer boi?

  • @AnaLopesss

    Are you sure being a DICKHEAD FUCKING FUCKED ASS CUNTHOLE is rewarding?

  • You can't spell Laughter without Slaughter. Let's call Shion to beat this twat down.

  • that one with the no-bell price is good one ;)

  • dute-n iaD

    :)))))

  • big shit

  • Why don't you suck my cock ? Beucase you allready have 3 cocks in your mouth allready !

  • Boring

    

  • i fell asleep on my chair when i saw this, fell and cracked my head wich created a brain trauma causing this to video to be funny for me..

  • Wah a waist of time Hea x

  • true, that was not funny (:|

  • shes so beautiful whats her name

  • find a job in a porn industry please !!!!!!!!

  • If only interesting was interesting when it wasn't interesting. Sorry.

  • the only thing funny about the video are the comments. And 'important statements'?? If the video wasn't so boring, pointless and stupid i wouldn't think about her boobs while seeing it

  • No offense, but since its computer land, im going to let it out. Um, my uncles and aunts are all black, so, please dont think im racist. "What do you call a black man standing behind a tool shed?-----Old farm equipment!" Sorrrrrryyyyyy.

  • te amo

  • i thought that this is a prequel to a forced blowjob scene.a wait and wait and nothing happens.is there no cock to help this poor woman?!

  • you guys are a bunch of perverts "these are boring but at least ur hot!" she's trying to make important statements and all you can think about it how pretty she is!

  • Why your tits are so funny????

  • nope shweety

  • why did we watch this ? because of her nice boobs

  • not that funny to me

  • u wasted my 1:29

  • ...i like when little kids tell jokes, how much fun they'll have anticipating the laughter they'll get - even if it's their own...or when they give away the punchline before the joke or say repeatedly "..and then, ummm...ok, wait...lemme start over..." (and the like)...i thought some of the jokes you told were funny, and all of them made sense so they were fun - yur facial expressions didn't hurt their delivery any...but then, i'm a cornball from way back so...!YAAAAAAAAAAY! ~:0)

  • Damn yo, I thought I was lame. lol just kidding =) I laugh at things no one else laughs at, too. I actually crack up at the dumbest shit and find myself schizin out over it. Oh yeah, and I've always been a fan of someone falling on their face. Here's a REEEAAALLY bad joke for you... Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Why did the n#gger cross the road? Because there was a chicken on the other side... A fried one!

  • Damn you're fine.

  • take your shirt off!

  • @soez101786 ...moron...

  • Actually boobs are the best medicne, so whip 'em out, I'm dying.

  • @zimbjc ...lame-o...

  • 1: Knock knock

    2:who's there?

    1:Cow says

    2: Cow says who?

    1: No, Cow says MOOOO!

  • @UbinTimor :-) ...!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!­... (-:

  • Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

    Because then they'd be called Bagels.

    What do kids eat on the playground?

    'Recess' piecES

    Why am I still up and commenting on youtube?

    Because.....

    fuckin hammered!

  • i let her off because she is goooorgeous

  • the only reason i watch her vids is to stare @ her tits :P. Shes wasted as a journalist, shes better off as a porn star.

  • @sxcassbbz ...you sir are a complete retard...

  • I was just thinkin 'bout those nice tits!

  • wtf????????

  • your facial expressions bother me.

  • im with Rob. the only thing that would make the video watchabel is if she was topless

  • you crawled out of somewhere

  • even you dont have to talk coz you tiits talk :D

  • you sound bitchy. seriously

  • what did the zombie say to his ghoul friend? will you bury me...

  • why did i watch this video? Cause i thought you might get your tits out

  • now you're talking to me about stuff...WHY?... I'd rather see your titties.

  • @oldstock1607 GENETALIA!

  • @Stjarnor you know it.

  • @oldstock1607 hahaha xD

  • Shut up,take your clothes off and lay down!

  • EPIC FAIL MORON