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  • Hahaha so funny love greek ppl lol i am half greek hahahahaha:P

  • I COULD SWARE THAT THIS WAS MY YIA YIA AND PAPOU JUST RECORDED AND PUT ON TV

  • Oh hi jaydan, I honestly didn't see you there playing on your Apple, iPhone 4. Black, with 32gb of capacity with a 3.5" Retina display. A back facing 5MP camera with LED flash, a 30 pin dock connector and a 3.5mm audio minijack.

  • STAVROS.... STAVROS, you're a fuckwit

  • Yiayia Arseolofolis and The Celestial Turkey Burger

  • vlaka referee

  • Woolworths are a rip shop at COSTCO

  • @WRX2001 so true, i fuckin' love costco

  • Pfff I did the 'your mama' first.. coming back with a 'your mama' is just lame

  • no worries brother but you should probably tell ur mum i left her the paycheck for last night i was feeling generous so i gave her a bit more than what she is worth 50 cents...now she can go feed her family :D :D :D :D

  • They don't care what the finances are like - their goal is to make a transfer union anyway (Germany would pay for Greece, Ireland the same way NY pays for Alabama). The current austerity packages are just the start.

  • LOL not Turkish - in fact there is little difference between a Turk and a Greek other than religion.

  • @AlphaPegasii A bit more than little we're not Cypriots

  • @AlphaPegasii You're a German Australian? Why arent you in Germany (the country that is riddled with Muslims)? "There is little difference between Turks and Greeks?" LOL Please get an education, Viking.

    Let's see, Greeks are Christian, speak Greek, have Greek names, live in Europe, are the seond most succesful minority group in Diaspora. Turks are a nationality, not ethnicity, mostly Musilim, speak Turlish and are not part of Europe. Yeah, identical (note sarcasm)

  • @EffLabels your stupid yer in culture Italians,Greeks are different from Arabs culture but geneticly they are the same look at the Romans who are mixed greek and italian they had an empire in the middle east and around the medditeranian sea they married the local population and they look the same

  • @Scizor3D Please learn to read before you call me "stupid"

    Arabs colonized southern Italy, NOT Greece. (I know Greeks colonized Italy too)According to DNA Greeks are a combonation of Medditeraian and Atlanto Alpine.study showed that, today, Greek DNA is most similar to: Italian DNA, b) French DNA, and Spanish DNA.

    By your logic, every person in England and America has BLACK blood because they had slaves for hundreds of years. If they married the local population why dont Greeks speak Arabic?

  • @Scizor3D It's obvious you know nothing of history and need your eyes checked.

    Greeks are European and not Semetic like Arabs. I have actually lived in Kuwait and Dubai (and although I have nothing against those people)I never saw any similarity.

    Oh, and if you call a Turk an Arab, they will kill you. They hate them

  • To all who care, and to all who read:

    AlphaPegasii - has obviously been victim of some form of individual targeting which in turn with the influence of any anti-Greek information has put together a broad spectrum of hostility towards Greeks. Whether it be a genuine mis-guided hate or the result of an intentional and just precursor, it is an irrelevant topic on this page. Do not come here with a vision of racism. Your opinion over the internet will only affect the uncultivated and degenerate.

  • STFU Is Greek now is it?

    I thought they only invented words like paeserastes and paidophilos.

    

  • The birds look like sulphur crested cockatoos and i have the same problem with them in my backyard, they come in groups of about 40 and eat all the fruit off my trees, I just don't have a contraption to scare them off lol.

  • Omfg that's funny- stavros stavros

  • @AlphaPegasii Mate your a tool

  • Greek grandma's are the best!

  • @Stalinsurfstheweb correction Yiaya's!

  • Um,is woolworths still around are they still a,ah company?Maria Bamford.

  • hey Mary, heres our favourite ad, now you can copy the rope for your birds

  • @ jawbraeker. BWAHAHAHAHAH fuck man your comment have brought me to tears. Lol I could just imagine that's what there saying.

  • Yeah these aren't real Greeks.... the real Greeks wouldn't INVENT or MAKE something to scare pigeons.... they'd get all their tomatoes eaten.. blame it on the US and Israeli imperialism.. then firebomb their government until Germany paid them 5000 Euro to plant some more tomatoes... which they wouldn't plant.. they'd give the money to their kid to invest in property in Melbourne or Toronto...

  • @AlphaPegasii Pretty cool opinion there, mate.

  • @351gt You're agreeing with a filhty Turk 'mate'

  • @AlphaPegasii you obviously dont know many Greeks, I know a few with wierd contraptions in their yards to keep not just birds away LOL

  • @AlphaPegasii LOL good one

  • @AlphaPegasii when we ate tomatoes your county did not exist

  • @alekos10100

    LOL.... You can't eat tomatoes unless other countries buy them for you... if you are so great - stop asking for EU aid like beggars

  • @AlphaPegasii our politicans stole money dont blame me.....ok economicaly u are better but we are better in other things

  • @AlphaPegasii WERE ARE YOU FROM AlphaPegasii?

  • @leventis1991

    Well when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much....

  • @AlphaPegasii Indeed my SON indeed

  • @AlphaPegasii shut the fuck up. Is that real greek enough for u lol?

  • @AlphaPegasii Are you a musilim Turk?

  • @EffLabels

    No I am a German Australian. You better suck up to us Germans - we are keeping you alive!

  • @AlphaPegasii You brag about being a Nazi like it's a good thing. Your people have caused mass-genocide, starved their own people, involved themselves in two world wars, and have allowed their country to be taken over by Musilims. I rather be broke than carry that shame.

  • @EffLabels

    German doesn't mean Nazi, at least not as much as Greek means gay.

    Berlin has the most Muslims in Germany - they have about 160,000 out of 3.5 million

    Athens has more than 300,000 Muslims in a population of 3 million.

    So if you consider having a Muslim minority a shame, you have twice the shame of the Germans.

  • @AlphaPegasii Please, research before you post inaccurate and stupid statistics.

    Germany: 2,840,228 Musilims

    Greece:158,079 Musilims

    One doesnt have to be a rocket-scientist to know this. If you go to Greece you practically see crosses and churches everywhere, go to Germany, you see Mousques lol

  • @EffLabels

    Uh huh... 158,000 Muslims in Greece? And the other half million in Athens?

    "Athens is the only European capital that does not have a mosque — although it does have a Muslim population of around 700,000. Elghandour, a naturalized Egyptian Greek, and his wife, Anna Stamou, say that like other Muslims in Athens, they pray in garages, shops and homes, but they are hoping that within a couple of years, they will be able to pray in a real mosque."

  • @AlphaPegasii Where are you getting these statiscs?You cant be that thick,mate.

    Look up 'Musilim populations in Europe'

    You will see that in Germany 5.3 % of your population are Muslim( I hope you like Turbans, cause you'll probably be wearing one soon) lol Greece's population of Musilims is not even 0.1 %. Seriously, look it up.

    You brag about your economy, but soon you wont have your country! I never thought i would say this, but I feel sorry for Germany. They're going to be out-bred.

  • @AlphaPegasii As of 2009 there are 4.3 million Muslims (5.4% of the population). Of these, 1.9 million are German citizens

  • @EffLabels

    Yeah.. Germany.. with a population of more than 80,000,000... 2,000,000 Muslims can't be "everywhere"

  • @JepJep92 Dude, Ive been to Germany..it's littered with Musilims. Even the Germans complain about them

  • @JepJep92 They are 3.7% of the German population

  • @EffLabels

    Yep... that means 96.3% of the rest of the German population is NOT Muslim...

  • @EffLabels

    If you classify that as a "take over," I reckon you need to go back to school and learn what a "majority" is.

  • @JepJep92 You dont need to be a "majority" to take over, I suggest you go back to school and look up the word 'colonies' BTW it's easy for you to comment from nice sunny Australia where they are at least fussy about who they let it. Try living somewhere where you could get stabbed or blown up for having an opinion. That's the case now in the UK

  • @EffLabels

    Right, to take over ethnically-wise you would need a majority? The British Government is overwhelmingly run by White European British.

    How about you go to Turkey where you actually might get arrested or killed for having an opinion? Life in the UK is not that bad, really. Plus scaremongering doesn't work with me!

    Australia has 44% of it's population born overseas or have one parent being born overseas... I would know, my mother was born in the Philippines and my father in the UK.

  • @JepJep92 You dont need a mojority the same way Britain wasnt a majority when they took over India, or whites in South Africa were not a majority (only 10 % of the population) when they took over South Africa. It can happen. No matter how strong the UK goverment may be (and frankly I dont think it's strong enough) it's not going to matter when Iran finally develop atomic weaponary. Alot of Austrlians are of Euro decent, not Middle Eastern. .UK? Not bad? LOL try live here mate

  • @EffLabels

    No I am a German Australian. You better s*ck up to us Germans - we are keeping you alive!

  • @AlphaPegasii The financial crisis is actually Germany's and France's fault. It was those two foolish governments who allowed Greece, Spain, Italy and Ireland to join the EU! This gave those countries a false sense of safety and boosted their credit ratings when they shouldn't have been boosted, who is keeping who alive? Does the east depend on the west or does the west depend on the east. Remember that Germany's greatest income is it's exports and Greece is the number one logistics country,

  • @cannonbulk

    Nah its not their fault. Germany liking low interest rates was a tiny factor - it had a lot more to do with, at least in Greece's case, with a culture of political patronage where two major families (the Karamanlis and Papandreou) basically bought union votes by offering more government jobs. It got to the stage where 1 in 4 Greek workers worked directly for the government and 1 in 2 worked either for the gov or a gov owned company (like Australias old telecom). Thats the problem.

  • @cannonbulk

    Germany exports a lot more to the rest of the world... Greece is almost immaterial in terms of German markets when you look at the sales of BMW, Audi, VW, MAN, German pharma companies and heavy engineering firms etc.. to the Middle East, N America and Asia...

    A problem with Greece's dependence on logistics and tourism is that logistics has come under heavy Chinese competition (COSCO who now own the Piraeus container dock) and cheaper tourist destinations like Turkey and Egypt.

  • @AlphaPegasii Very good, correct China has been buying a lot of the Greek Logistics companies or at least loaning a lot of money to them. My point was in a nut shell all the EU has done is fucked the Country. You're correct now countries liek Turkey are becoming a popular tourism destination for the rest of the world due to Greece's well lacking cities and expensive currency.

  • @AlphaPegasii I personally feel that this whole situation could have been avoided if Germany spoke out against allowing countries that clearly don't meet the criteria to join the EU. Germany is literally keeping the EU afloat all for what? A larger EEZ, a shared currency and free trade? Come one Germny is an economic super power far beyond the levels of countries such as Spain, Greece, Italy etc. France too.

  • @cannonbulk

    Well it isn't really Germany. They didn't get to vote to enter the EU or lose the DM for the Euro :(

    It is Belgium of all people - who basically use German wealth to fund dreams for a Belgian European empire. They were happy to let anybody in the EU because this isn't about making sure everybody suits the EU - this is what Barosso said: "The EU is the first Empire that was created without military force".

    They are creating a Euro empire - and will take anybody!

  • @AlphaPegasii got 4 words for u lose ur virginity already LMAO sad racist cunt

  • @AlphaPegasii got 4 words for u lose ur virginity already LMAO sad racist cunt

  • @malaka6967

    Already did. Thank your mom for me.

  • @AlphaPegasii fuck capitalism

  • @Jullzzzz

    LOL yeah because the alternative works. Just ask the USSR

  • @AlphaPegasii

    go fuck yourself, eh...BTW, Greek - Israeli relations are wonderful, thanks for asking, ignorant fuck. Google what we have invented, should keep you occupied for the rest of your useless life.

  • Love this ad- it's about couples and how they interact with each other as they get older and comfortable with each other. The couple just happen to be Greek and, frankly, it's nice to see some multicultural diversity being displayed on TV.

    I'm caucasion/anglo, as is my fiance, and we relate to this ad because we can see that it represents how we are likely to be with each other when we're older. My nickname is now Stavros and when I fix a problem we say I pulled the string! We love it.

  • @Surfingfabio

    Just don't turn into a narrow minded Greek or gay for that matter....otherwise your Mara will turn to Muhammed for some lovin' ;))

  • maria: STAVRO STAVRO! those birds are fuckin up my shit bro! Stavro: bitch i will backhand u in the mouth uleh! Maria: muthafucka u know who i am im maria! Stavro: bitch ill tread ya ass in with my nikes farkin! oh yer...well ill tear up ya favourite pair of adidas ttrackies....fine bitch ill fuck the birds off!...fuckin slut!

  • @mattazPKpro

    papa Thtavroth, ith thath you. You are looking worn outh daddy. Go puth your thequinth on.

  • @mattazPKpro Bwahaha. Too right mate. It is common knowledge that greeks belt up their wives, fuck em up the arse and tread all over them.

  • @imowtflol please thumbs up if you like the comment i left please

  • This is my favourite piece of Australian television. I wonder if it has aired in Greece and what reaction it got. Its great to see that its still being shown here. It is a classic alright!

  • @shawneechief

    No way would it be aired in Greece. They will retort and say 'dat is not us, ve create civilization, culture, mathematics' . Then you reply and say, "then why are you dodging molotiv cocktails in the city street of Athens at this very moment and why is your country bankrupt'.

    Don't argue with a Greek - they cry when they can't handle the truth so they hurl abuse!!

  • <3 stavros

  • i think this is the real translation

    Maria: STAVROS! STAVROS! THOSE LITTLE FKERS ARE IN YOUR SHIT AGAIN!

    Stavros: Shut up bloody woman and make my sandwich! Leave me alone.

    Maria: You're sitting on your fat ass, get rid of them you old bastard!

    Stavros: Oh my god, if it will make you shut up! **pulls rope** Fkn good for nothing birds, loud bitch wife.

    Maria: I'll fkn beat you to death in your sleep!

    Stavros: Leave me the fk alone and stay in the kitchen, come out here and I'll backhand you!

  • Σταβρο, Σταβρο τα πολια τα πολια. Τι ωραιο

  • italian and greek women are so fiesty

  • @Scizor3D

    You mean Greek women are juth Nathty. Thath we we Greeth man thun Gay

  • this ad is fucking funny =p

  • i dont get it.. aren't woolworths' trying to sell their products.. this commercial is to do with their on personal garden?

  • WHAT THE FUCK HAS THAT TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF EGGS? Seriously; I ask you. WHAT THE FUCK HAS THAT TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF EGGS? Don't make me ask again. My fingers hurt.

  • love this commercial i made a facebook group in its honor lol

    join if ya want type in Greek Woolworths commercial

  • WOGS

  • Cockatoos supplied and trained by Kirsko Film Animals

  • bloody hell i love this ad its the best one safeway has ever done lol

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  • this makes me lol every time.

  • 0:24 she says "you can't do one job properly"

  • Actually, I work there, and I think it's great.

  • thats because you like 15 an cheap labour . once they have no use for you , they throw you out the front door you epic fail at life.

  • Well stop complaining and get a different job, dickhead. There are plenty of people your age that are working there, maybe you just did a shit job?

  • Maria: Stavro! Stavro! Birds!!! They'll eat your tomatoes. Do something!

    Stavros: Oh those bloody birds. I'll shoo them off.

    Maria: You're no good sitting there, do something! They'll eat all your tomatoes. Look at them. For God sake, shoo them away!

    Stavros: Ok, I got rid of them.

    Maria: Yes? Good are they gone? Good.

    Stavros: Now I can get back to reading my newspaper.

    Maria: For once you did something right

  • @vr83 Typical bloody Greeks. Always yelling and getting agro

  • wat u thing u fassists

  • i work here. why the fuk am i watching this video.

  • what do they say. whole commercial?

  • 2 fucken classic - that just doesnt represent greeks that just represents wogs overall lmfao

  • hahah so true man!

  • 0:10

  • at 0.10 he says smelly bum

  • can someone write me down what this lady is saying. all i can recoginise is she is saying stavro stavro.......sth.

    please someone help. cheers

  • lady- Oh! look at that! Stavro! Stavro! the birds are going to eat your tomatoes!

    man- Oh! these freakin' birds! i will make them go away.

    lady- Do something! you're not busy at the time.They will eat all of them! for Christ's shake! make them go!

    man- ok! they are gone..

    lady- they are gone alright! thank god!

    man- ...let me read my newspaper now..

    lady- you never do anything right...

    That's it ;)

    p.s. Is it an Australian add? cause their accent sounds greek australian :P

  • cheers buddy!! thanks a lot. :)

  • yer it is aus

  • Yes. It's an ad for Woolworths Australia.

  • Yeh its aussie

  • Do they really blaspheme?

  • -Stavro Stavro the birds are destroying the tomatoes.

    -OK the paliopoula (old wretched birds) i will make them go away.

    -Do something they will eat them they'll eat the tomatoes for God' s sake.

    -OK I will make them go.!

    OK they are gone!

    -They are gone alright thank god,let me read my newspaper now.

    -For once you did something right!

  • can someone please write me down what this lady is saying please....thanks. all i can hear at the moment is stavro stavro ....sth.

  • oloklhrh epixhrhsh ekane o anthrwpos gia na ta diwksei alla afth h kologria dn eyxaristietai

  • sounds like my nonna LOL

  • Mine too!

  • yep sounds jst like my yayia and papou :D

  • being wog is the best thing in the world. haha this remind me of my parents when there are birds in our garden lmao.

  • hahahahahahaha i love it :)

  • best ad ever - Go the Greeks!! :)

  • ne elatha inne do best lol im grek go greece

  • Cool Story, Man!

  • my grandmother is ukranian & she acts just like this too. what would do without the ethnics

  • Same here! It's hilarious when they're in the church kitchen making veranyki and perohi and they act just like that basically!!

  • My grandma (Oma) is always in the kitchen too constantly trying to fatten us up - 'You eat! Eat!' & she is never without her apron & what she calls her mamushka, a little turban she wears over her head to keep her hair back

  • kk.

  • I wouldn't worry about it too much seeing as though someone's already snuck in and burn't out your brain ... What a tool!

  • marcoz stravro th ebirds are eatin your stuff ok

    u done the right thing (sarcastic)

  • Anyway of putting that into text, in Greek please?

    Thanks.

    Oh, and my grandparents are Italian/Sicilian, they behave in much the same manner, I find it very amusing at times! :)

    Greek/Italian = Rhomaioi :)

  • funniest n best video ever

  • yer what are they saying?

  • Can anyone translate this for us?

  • basically she's saying: stavro the birds are on the vegetables. lol cant translate the rest cause i cant really hear it.

    haha good old greeks

    my grandma loves her garden :D

  • i can!

    it says :Stavro the birds are in our garden! quik quik

    and then he says : ok ok relax

    --he does that thing--

    and then she sed finaly u did a right thing! bla bla

    :)

    im greek hahah

  • lol, ethnics.

    so good

  • haha this is the funniest commercial ever! i love it

  • You gotta luv woolies for this ad!!!

  • the way the old Greek man claps his hands before he pulls the cord! That's the trick to make his invention work I think!

  • I think this ad is very authentic, I know some Greek people that have one of these for their vegetable garden. They are very nice people too. There's nothing wrong with being a peasant.

  • Josuatik- If you didnt think it was funny than YouTube is a VERY big place. Go find something else that you find funny. You don't need to question peoples standards of comedy.

    351gt- Your comments about wishing death on his family were too over the top. You shouldn't ever wish death upon someone. A simple reply of 'each to their own mate' we find it funny and if you don't than thats your choice would have been VERY sufficient.

  • How has this turned into a racist arguement when it's a fcking Woolies commercial. Praying someones mother dies because of a remark on you tube. You are going to hell. That is a horrible thing to do. Enjoy the fking commercial idiots and shut up. We shouldn't have to see such stupid stuff.

  • Yeah! Great ad!

    Such a shame I can't find that new 'fancy packaging/scone recipe' ad.

  • hahaha great add! hilarious!

  • HAHAHAHA, this is the best ad on TV at the moment by far!!! haha, i love it!!!

  • thanks for the vid u/load mate been looking for this. ignore all of these other morons

  • shut the fuck up all of u who are fighting, this is a hilarious commercial just focus on that rather than getting into unnecessary racial disputes..we are australians who live in a multicultural society..embrace it.

  • ye dam malaka

  • who the fck do u think u are

  • josuatik your a rat!!

  • man this video is good and verry fuuny but its just acbludy dum commersial

  • serbia + greece orthodox brothers :)

  • I wonder how they bought the stuff. The cashier would go:

    Cashier:"Hi, How are you?"

    Greek lady:"(speaks greek)"

    Cashier:"Ooooook, that's $70.95"

    Greek lady:"(what in greek)"

    Cashier (over PA):"Do we have a person who can translate greek in the store? If you can, please come to checkout number 75!"

  • no u just wrecked it..

  • I love this ad, my grandparents are sicilian and they must be very similar to greeks haha because this is exactly how they act...I love it

  • thats gotta be the funniest add on tv. more funny to greeks though... because they undersatnd about the tomatoes in the garden. i can see my dad setting up something like that in our garden

  • hahahahahahaha

    

    stavros stavros

  • haha i love it! makes you proud to be greek ey?

    lol it looks just like my pappou and yayas kypo haha

  • hahaha yes!

  • It's hysterical! I love Greek people, even when they're having a dull conversation it sounds interesting.

  • LMFAOOOOO.....dats funny shit....really reminds me of ma olds and grandparents....lol

  • this remids me of my grandparents and my parents

  • its only preety funny if you understand the language and what they are say coz im greek and its some funny shit! ;]

  • what are they saying

  • theres a translation a few pages back in the comments. check it out.

  • Okay Champion. Your opinion isn't valid.

  • Care to explain why?

  • FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL EVER

    AHAHAHA

    probably only to the greeks thoughh lol

    "ekanes mia swsti doulia!" roflll

  • I'm not Greek but I still think this ad is funny. Guess it comes with having wog grandparents lol

  • lmfao funnyest add on tv in ages