Jimmy Carr. Question Time

[soundslave]

Somoene forgot to tell Jimmy and the audience that 'your mum' jokes haven't been funny since... well, ever.

[StereoDecks]

2:23 a guy tries to ask a question and jimmy talks over him lmao

[nikanj]

Do you think you can ever best Nadal on clay?

[earl77]

He's the king of comebacks, I've never seen anyone handle hecklers better than him. Michael Richards should have gotten a lesson from him.

[scoobydoomynigga]

1:24 lmfao

[sergeantfan3]

Girl at the end in blue....fit as fuck.

[Blonguin]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

[YouBoobinator]

oh, so you have an xbox....

[FlyingBandicoot]

And we'll never know his best audience.

[ichuckyourface]

He makes me want a british accent.

[deinvadder88]

@ichuckyourface He makes me want to be british.

[CultureShockSix]

@deinvadder88 He makes me proud to be British.

[TheWestSux]

@CultureShockSix @deinvadder88 Proud to be British? I take it you live in a society without a council? I'm ashamed to be British but the British citizens and celebrities are the best in the world

[CultureShockSix]

@TheWestSux I'm very proud to be British.

We have a proud history (which, coincidently is longer than 300 years), our engineers are the best in the world; Brunel had bridges by the age of 20, and Rolls Royce make some of the best engines in aerospace.

We founded two countries, our language is used universally; it was a Brit that wrote the internet;

The council cleans my streets and picks up the rubbish outside of my house.

But there's more to a country than Governments.

[TheWestSux]

@CultureShockSix History is in the past. If the country right now was ruled by tyrants and it was the worst place in the world, you would not say "I'm proud to be British" due to its history.

The council does not clean the streets and pick up rubbish for free. We pay for that. We pay A LOT for that.

And I do strongly believe that a country is only as good its government. After all, they run it. I love the people, I hate the ones who rule, rob and control them

[CultureShockSix]

@TheWestSux Yeah, history is in the past, but its how we got here. All your personal achievements are behind you; but I'm sure you still think fondly of those. :P

A country is only as good as its people.The moment we give in and allow them to assume full control; its then we end up with Tyrants, and police-states. We've not fallen that far yet.

We do pay for it; but its cheaper than paying for street lighting & rubbish removal separately. :3

[TheWestSux]

@CultureShockSix History got us here, fair enough

You win about 'country is as good as its people' because when we visit a place, we usually say how good or bad the people were.

But it's still not free. Let's not forget parking enforcement, benefits being thrown away to the wrong people, lack of funding to charities and youth programs and list goes on. I've been places where councils really 'provide' for community and I just don't find that here (sadly). So not too proud still

[CultureShockSix]

@TheWestSux Fair 'nuff. :3

I do know what you're saying... But, in comparison to some places, we've got a pretty good deal.

Besides; a British Passport will still get you into almost any country in the world; so, we're still worth something.

[cyanman123]

Where IS the best audience!?

[DarkRiver756]

did you see the blonde at the end?

[gmcaveety93]

@DarkRiver756 aye the guy sitting next to her is having a whale of a time, lucky shit

[TurnoverAbid]

YOU HAZ AN ECKSBOCKS?!

[lukeskiller]

I'm from Perth WA and yes their is another Perth

[ThePolecatz]

@lukeskiller I am too. Hey, do you know Luke? The one who was killed.

[lukeskiller]

@ThePolecatz UMMMMMM, nah aha, good one though.

[Ub3rSk1llz]

@lukeskiller Do you know some cunt called Ashton or a faggot called Will?

[jozeaphe]

4 dislikes must be Jew's from broken families and gay dads.

[TomJones2194]

Fucking epic!! Soo funny XD

[Alavanderos]

Lord; I love his voice when he goes "His mum's bum."

[keaton223]

watching this on your xbox i see lol

[pickednads6]

haha i love his laugh

[Orangemongoose1]

This is in London -_-

[fenster666]

Was this filmed in Australia?



[oskar092]

@fenster666 none of the people asking questions have australian accents, so i dont think so.

[fenster666]

@oskar092 The accents did give me pause, it's just that he mentions Perth, and Perth is the capital of Western Australia.

[AXes28481]

@fenster666 There's a Perth in Scotland too.

[fenster666]

@AXes28481 Ahhhh, many thanks.

[ztikmaen]

Lol the Hitler thing was funny as xD

[133maxiboy]

2.51 BURN!

[TheManInBlack2003]

lol u can tell the guys mad smart. Very quick and good with what he says

[laistar]

great questions hahaha

[Immolateswe]

Dude is fucking awesome!

[Lieetheawsomelion]

Haha you were on your xbox...epic...

[Sabre809]

I love that laugh he does after he really gets a heckler, its hilarious xD

[dev2000]

Hahaha, as a comedian you must have a lot of balls to do this.

And he nails it! I fucking love jimmy carr.

[DrScandalous]

The guy that asked the first question is a fucking legend hahahaha

[TheBoonPlatoon]

This guy was the best discovery I've made all summer. Freaking hilarious.

[PeterKleine3]

Isn't him a very grown up well sorted Stewie Griffin?

[Zementkopf1]

@PeterKleine3 are you implying that Jimmy Carr is a homosexual?

[soulhades]

Now thats one comedian you would never want to heckle...hes just too good!! >.<

[MrAdjustRevolt]

you recorded this with your capture from an xbox? i didn't notice till the menu popped up. great quality amazing man, hilarious fellow

[Glumetzu]

He has a reply ready for everything... Now that's what I call impressive

[MetalTampon]

Dressed as a gay lumberjack, LOL!

[nazmdeh]

quickest man in comedy today!!

[stardude3396]

its so funny how comedians got akward laughes

[roloug95]

hey now. paying out perth? take it easy there

[StAgGeRiNgOdDiTy]

Can anyone explain the Perth joke? Can't get it...

[drieske333]

@StAgGeRiNgOdDiTy Guessing the show was in Perth

[StAgGeRiNgOdDiTy]

@drieske333 I thought it was in Scotland...

[ljc9509]

@StAgGeRiNgOdDiTy retard. and it was in glasgow. and the perth joke is just he's taking the piss out of one of the places in Scotland, that's it.

[jacobtribiani]

most of his replies are pretty weak, but the jokes in between are brilliant. (like this hitler one!)

[darraghconnolly94]

why do i laugh like a SEXUUALLL PREDIITAARRR???? :D lol

[TheSparky526]

i'm not your your mother would be comfortable discussing this 

[MrsDavidTennant26]

@Chars13x Cool thanks :)

[pyderz]

Guy who asked the first question is a legend! Cracking up hearing that first question

[XBlueM0ndayX]

He didn't handle some of these very well. Like the 'weirdest place you've had sex' one. Unimaginative.

[jursle]

@XBlueM0ndayX Yeah, he does " your mum" jokes a lot with hecklers.... dunno why, but check out some other videos of heckles, he almost always goes for the mum.

[onwaree]

@XBlueM0ndayX that's why he said "classic"

[FouchJustin191]

Awesome, best comedian ever !

[MrMartinferry]

2 people are fuken retards

[Idnarmadur]

He's sooo quick-witted

[Ryoushadow]

That was fucking fantastic... "I'd suck off his mom!"

[MrsDavidTennant26]

where was this??

[majedbineisa]

lame and offensive 

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

@majedbineisa

Grow up.

[nicsevern]

@majedbineisa So's your face!

[RavingDissension]

I love how this guy actually invites people to basically heckle him. That's how amazing he is.

[zmoresperros2007]

@RavingDissension

[negative8degreesC]

@RavingDissension i think comedians are at there best when they handle hecklers. it really show off there quick thinking and wit.

[666Joeyy666]

Somebodys on xbox :D:D:D:D

Thanks for the video though

[lPinkRainn]

i love how he says "fucking hell"

[xGooglepuff]

Hahahahahahaha.

[kibaXxXhinata]

omg. what. a. legend.

[lil0little]

i adore jimmy.but gotta say , bit disappointed with this one. quite a few jokes repeated. but hey i still think he's the best out there.

[iain213]

thanks davie, im so freakin proud of this.

[Krezneprutz]

i think we needs subs.

[vinnyflintoff]

@Krezneprutz No we dont. It all sounds pretty clear to ME!!

[damcka]

cupburd....legend!

[malaqias]

what's the first question?

[MrZanityy]

@malaqias Would you rather lick out your mum or suck off your dad.

[canucks16]

@MrZanityy he shoulda said "which one did you enjoy more?"

[metallegion501]

can u upload the rest of the part that cut off at the end with the guy asking a question

[BassaiDai123]

@MrZanityy The second I heard that I was like 'this comeback is gonna be amazing!!'

[randomboostsuperguy]

and the awnser is no.

[DylanColeman09]

@malaqias any questions so far,anything you'd like to know??

[inspectorchao2]

Gay lumberjack... classic