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  • Title is wrong, It is Meet The Retard, michaliskebab.

  • haha lol look at this xD /watch?v=KguJCrQo1FM

  • Wat a soldier

  • 0:24 My Favourite XD

  • WHO TOUCH MY PENIS!?!

  • Crap

  • hahahahaha turn CC at the start and it says PINGASURVIVE

  • Heavy is Russian -.-''

  • i cost $400000 to learn heavey english

  • Heavy is a bucalemoon

  • 2:32 best part

  • Heavy

    It shoots in the killing ground one houndreds dollars cost to buy some cheese then thousand houndreds per minute xDDDDDD

  • next time make it whit russian heavy ok ^^

  • ahahahaha ahahahahah moooooooooooB FTW

  • where did ya get that sound WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ??? AT THAT CHILD ?

  • I just Got to say This is what happing when tf2 get there pills

  • Let's play funny or not funny. this video...Not funny

  • @unlockablex Friendship is Magic... Not funny.

  • @michaliskebab replying to my comments...not funny

  • @michaliskebab where is that part friendship is magic ?

  • @michaliskebab

    You wouldn't know funny if it came up and bit your arse off.

  • @michaliskebab you suck!

  • @unlockablex Lets play Russian Roulette...You go first. *Passes gun, you shoot yourself in the head* Oops, did someone accidentally put 6 rounds in the chamber? :D

  • seizure

    

  • 0:12 okay give me a minute i gotta go have a sesuire :)

  • music at 2:24? i heard a bit techno there

  • Not heavy weapons guy, heavy weapons gay xD

  • i think the toddler on the slide thing was a bit unnecessary. considering how cute it is.

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  • Im am heavy weapons guy and this is my waffel xD

  • /watch?v=gSziMIRvIRw

    FOR AN EASY WAY TO GET ALL ACHIEVEMENTS

  • 0:18 EPIClepsy

  • 888 people can't rofl.

  • OH NO NOT I! I WILL SURVIVE!

    *bam*

  • NO I AM NOT HIS FATHER HECK IM NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH THIS IS AN EXAMPLE VIDEO INCLUDED WINDOWS XP ok?

  • 1:02 LOLZ

  • And this Is meine Waffe

    It costs vierhundert-tausend dollar diese Waffe zwölf Sekunden lang zu feuern...

    xDDD

  • thumbs up if lol is at 19:00

  • @MrLolman432 you mean 00:19?

  • if u wanna meet a retard just look at urself in the mirror!

  • the note says: NO I AM NOT HIS FATHER! HECK I'M NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH! This is an example video included with Windows XP ok ?

    Thumbs up so people can see

  • I hate those assholes who say tf2 sucks cos of f2p. FUCK YOU! Stop complaining and go IG, dipshit.

  • 876 people are retards

  • f2p in a nutshell

  • wats the song at the begining?

  • @Megaguirus123 Wow, I thought everyone knew that song. It's "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.

  • Why does the heavy speak German? He's russian...

  • How did I get here from sonic colors? o.0

  • Demoman.exe stopped responding

  • NO I AM NOT HIS FARTHER HECK I'M NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH! This is an example video included with windows XP ok?

  • Why the german heavy? Why not the russian? That would make more sense.

    ...

    Wait. This is a YT-Poop.. so who cares for sense xD

  • 0:23 Full Metal Jacket line lol.

  • lol da is ja auch deutsch bei xD

  • keep pressing 3 and hoovy humps sasha

  • 2:44 RACIST!!!!1

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  • >implying this is a good poop

  • Love 00:10

  • Love 10:00

  • i though he was going to say who touch my dick

  • Choclate rain!

  • Those stolen views are now FORFEIT!

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  • yeah i remember that xp default vid

  • I PLAY GMOD WAT NAO?!

  • Still waiting for the funny part.

  • Play gmod? Mkay! Im going right now!

  • wtf chocalate rain

  • rickroll top right

  • Views: 40,064 - 2 digits

    Likes: 612 - 1 digit

    Dislikes: 30

    COPY AND PASTE THIS TO EVERY VIDEO CUS IT REALLY WORKS!

  • @johnnytimgudao what?

  • @smurfkidharley The likes of a video is to decrease two digits from the views and the dislikes is to decrease one digit from the likes

  • @johnnytimgudao i got that but how the fuck does it "actually work"

  • @smurfkidharley it works almost all vids

  • @johnnytimgudao Da fuck?

  • heavy is bad at english

  • Thumbs up if you got ultra trolled.

  • Couldn't stop laughing.

  • HE'S NOT HIS FATHER.

  • I am heavy weapons guy. And this is my PENIS

  • 2:04 ahahah moob -uF eht tahW (What the fu- boom backwards).

  • I'm proud to have watched that.

  • wow i got to start playing gmod!

  • I am heavy weapons guy..(Unzips pants) and this is my weapon

  • lol, when he said wtf i farted and then it exploded xD

  • LOL! When the Demoman randomly sang Chocolate Rain I LOL'd so damn hard! XD

  • What Heavy speaks German? Who has understood what he said? I have it i´m german !

  • HO-LE Jesus. What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

  • dont click ling in top corner at start u get utrarolled :(

  • why The Heavy Speaks German ?

  • Few thousand dollars? hmmm

  • 2:11 OH fUK nO

  • 1:52 subliminal messaging lol

  • wats the song that the Pyro dances to in the beginning

  • WTFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW AT HELL....

  • Demoman only drinks XXX Porn-grade explosive rum!

  • i am havy weapons guy and this is wonder waffe

  • there is no 3:13

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  • it's funny cus all the american retards didn't understand a word the heavy said w/out Google Translate =P

  • @xxXpitboyXxx its funny cause next time your bitch ass country gets invaded guess who your crying to first. the retarded americans

  • @KillerBananaBen no britain

  • @KillerBananaBen pickles

  • LOL PINGASURVIVE!

  • if you pause at 3:14 it looks like a skull

  • LOL. At first I thought he was speaking russian.

  • 0:12 - SEIZURE ALERT!

  • what and this is meine waffe xDdeutscher heavy xD

  • PLAY GMOD!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ifba100 I ALREADY DO :D

  • 2:33 masterbation

  • What the hell was that crap?!

  • @Fransx2701 Big fail... learn german.. it just means Weapon ..

  • @Fransx2701 it's not from call of duty, waffen just means weapon....

  • this is my pie she ways alot she shoots nothing nothing can outsmart this pie

  • Soldier is clearly random F2P kid spamming rocket.

  • xandred dollarz

  • omg lol xD "fere my vafla kai fast!"? o.0

  • @MiketehPike no , its german and its called: "wer hat meine waffe angefasst" translate it :)

  • @PreGamingTV who touched my weapon... i know, i have a some knowledge of german. :p

  • lol, deutsch version of meet the hoovy xD

  • LMao. This made me laugh.

  • @Goepie I believe it would be "I am heavy weapons guy... and this... ist meine waffen.

  • MUST. PLAY. GMOD.

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

  • 1:38 OMG OMG you are not beutiful

  • @nick443443 Spy frozen in sex face....

  • WER HAT MEINE WAFFE ANGEFASST!?!?!?!?!

  • u r a sick son of a bitch and needs to go lay in a ditch and die

  • 2:32 lollololololol!!!

  • lmfao

  • 1:02 O.O

  • *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

    WHATTHEFUC---

    BOOOOM!!!

  • Yes noooo just try some nooooo I don't know what we're yelling about

  • It fires 2000 rounds a minute... you jelly?

  • demoman looks like hes jacking off

  • WHATTA RUSSIAN HEAVY IS!

  • pyro doesnt deserve to live in mah country greece i mean he is a firemonkey

  • WER HAT MEINE WAFFE ANGEFASST D:<

  • i am heavy weapons guy and this, (unzips pants) is my weapon

  • :26

    NO I AM NOT HIS FATHER! HECK I'M NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH!. This is an example video included with Windows XP ok? lol

  • Nearly suffocated of laughing from the Chocolate Rain parts.

  • ist meine Waffe.

  • this vid made me laugh so hard

  • /watch?v=3UkldDqW_ak  - spy awesomeness

  • silly american , again

  • 0:12 - SEIZURE ALERT

  • No sense at all but fucking funny

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  • WTF did i just see?

  • Are you sure you weren't high on the white powder version of coke?

  • How did u record with the camera swaying back and forth like that? I like it dude nicely made!

  • How did u record with the camera swaying back and forth like that?

  • mprobo rr ellhnas :)

  • What's with the random german?

  • wait... what?

  • i am heavy weapons guy..... and this is my waffen xD

  • @Goepie what is waffen?

  • @ownmashine weapon, in german

  • @Goepie *ist meine waffe ^^

  • xandre dollarz)

  • @Goepie let me guess.... your not good in german? he said: und das ist meine Waffe./and this is my Weapon.

  • who pressed the magic button tell me what happens if you do that

  • @tom79798 i'm guessing rick roll.

  • its from "full metal jacket" and its the drill sargent talking to pile about the donut

    *edit* it says it in the credits to dumbshits

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  • What is that from at 0:24 when hes like "Holy jesus...WHAT IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" I have been trying to find it for a long time.

  • @jdog167 From full metal jacket

  • @jdog167 I'm pretty sure it's from a part of The Idiots Of Garrys Mod. Search for it on youtube and you might find it.

  • holy shit im in the top comments

  • @lass1234 i will survive is the name of the song