I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (than a frontal lobotomy)

[VicariousReality7]

My kidneys hurt

[Blackdragon5151]

way to take an awesome quote by tom waits and make it completely and utterly gay

[brainsareus]

@Blackdragon5151 because of idiots like you, gay kids get abused. i'm not gay,but a moron like you, probably won't believe that. so fuck off,punk!!

[Blackdragon5151]

@brainsareus you are an retard

[Quaaludedude714]

no offence to Jimmy , he was my best friend :) QC

[Chartwell30]

It is fern!!

[seamikey]

It sure would be nice if people who post things online knew the actual title of the songs they were putting up for the world to see! "I'd Rather Have a Bottle In Front of Me (Than Have To Have a Frontal Lobotomy)".

[NationalEXE]

I told my mom I wanted to be an alcoholic. She said "Just drink the good stuff." xD

[projektor4]

How about a heart felt rendition of the vintage back boiler classic "Get off the gas stove Granny, you´re to old to ride the range"

btw. i always thought that these song titles were just a joke ! ...untill i started my webedelic wonderings.

anyway, well sung & wonderfully shown.

[Obelisk1990]

Awesome line!

[pbanta62]

"People can be real jerks" --> HOUSE! = Win!

[888peterine]

I drink to make other people interesting - Ernest Hemmingway

A woman drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her - W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drink, I gave up reading - Henny Youngman

You're not drunk if you can lie on the ground without holding on - Dean Martin

Winston you're drunk - Bessie Braddock - Madam, you're ugly, tomorrow, however, I shall be sober - Winston Churchill

[ThisTownNeedsLogan]

@888peterine Winston Churchill said "Madam you are beautiful, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will be ugly

[sweetless69]

sweet, ita true

[propellerdiver]

Ah, it didn't work for me. I just ended up a crazy drunk.

[StLennyBruce]

It's great to hear this again! Thanks for putting this up!

[kamica0]

ah the songs of my childhood :D

[banditsowner2]

Great job with the video. I was extremely impressed :)

[seannyl]

The title of this song is a line by tom waits, he said it on a talk show while drinking bourbon. 

[aceoffspades1]

Tom waits



[blade4flame]

@aceoffspades1

No, the original quote is by Dorthy Parker, the song is by Randy Hazlick who recorded it as Dr. Rock

[ponfarr69]

I'd rather have cirrhosis of the liver than an intellect that's second to a fern.

[quarterUltra98]

Absolutely brilliant series of photos to go with the lyrics.

[SteveCarras]

Anyone have Richter Scale by the Quidnuncs and I think by another group?

2.5, on the richter scale...

8.5 on the riuchter scale..

it-t-t-t really shook up richter.

really shook up richter.

[ponfarr69]

I might be drunk but at least i'm not insane.

[planelordf22]

Dr. Demento RULEZZZ!!

[dnewhope777]

LOL at 3:32. Very creeeepy.

[bababui69foru]

Excellent job with the graphics.

[djEmk0]

Happy New Year everyone.

[Chartwell30]

Yes it is Fern! Best line in the song!!

[Chartwell30]

I think so.

[daddyboobear]

It's Fern

[Chartwell30]

Still sounds like 'fern' to me!!

[sketchydc]

isn't it?

[rhiannafaerie]

omg i love Dr.demento. a related song to this one (that i actually prefer) is called the "existential blues"

it's so friggen funny xD

[Chartwell30]

2nd to a fern! I love it!!

[Quandary2]

I thought it was 2nd to a bird which would be a birdbrain.

[Chartwell30]

Too true!!