Sanford and Son - and Sister Makes Three 3-3

[yattakay1981]

I love this episode. Fred telling the lady off and telling her "take this faggetty jacket with you" is the best line in the episode.

[JoeThibodauxx]

Its a good thing Im a church member !!!

[ROME216]

1:35 "first we're going to have soup; from the greens I took the tenderous leaves..." LOL

[MrBdevon85]

This is my favorite tv show ...

[serpentinecreature]

So real I had to come back!! Love it! This is what comedy is all about! Realistic & so darn funny by the greatest.

[serpentinecreature]

So real I had to come back!! Love it!

[dflowers30]

LOL at Fred when he said WHAT!

[sleepyownz]

drizzle and fizzle... snoop dogg stole that from sanford and son lol

[serpentinecreature]

It's funny how when someone gets fed up with you they pick out all the bad points about you.Happens every time.Thank you for sharing.Of course,the BIG MOUTH was enough by itself!

[Ligeti43]

If they would offend. Offended everyone equally!!!

[Ligeti43]

Rabbity jacket! I love these old shows. Nothing off limits and didn't worried

[alh61266]

and take this faggoty jacket with you!!!

[meLLemeL83]

That closing scene with Fred and Lamont was classic, it seemed unscripted.

[rassledassle82]

Wilona snapped off! LOL

[cezz505]

It's a good thing ima church member "lmao"

[AlSmithAmbiance]

This is funny!!!!

[panamaniak]

Lamont was ready to commit incest! Yuck!

[Smithjgwhs3]

datz wat u told me witch !!! lol good thing ima church member lol

[TheRamboi2010]

Yhu dont TELL me What i can Talk about in my Own House.

[mstaylorjames]

@TheRamboi2010 ......I rewinded that several times. He was a bonafide trip. 

[boom2gee]

fred-jelly ,jelly,jelly! jelly stays on my mind jelly jelly jelly,jelly stays on my mind

lamont what r you wearing? fred-what it look like its a smoking jacket you got something to smoke? lmao!! classic

[billy357magnum1]

Hey is that a bottle of ripple I see on the table?

[shanice196able1]

yu dnt tell me wat.............(audinence laughs)............yu dnt tell me wat i tlk bout n my own house lmaoooooooooo

[comptonhood2]

@shanice196able1 thats my favorite part too

[blkpanther11]

LOL GREAT EPISODE WRIITED BY RICHARD PRYOR AND PAUL MOONEY

[joeydeadcat]

Looks like Juanita and Alice dislike this...

[hellohey000]

this whole scene is hilarious!

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[aneed2knowbasis]

Stay out of this dump and take this FAGGETY jacket with you too...

[georgelee43211]

Emily Yancy played with Redd Foxx in ''Cotton comes to Harlem''.

[ekocentric]

@georgelee43211 I had forgotten all about "cotton comes to harlem." I had never seen that or "Norman is that you?" I think that I am going to look for a dvd online.

[Troytw]

I'd like to meet my wife Moon Melon HAHAHA!

[tayloubri]

what is a badillac????? lol

[koolmom46]

@tayloubri it is battle axe

[HotButtaBaby]

@tayloubri It's battle axe. Back then they used that term alot. It meant a troublesome woman.

[Justin8806]

whooooooooa " take this faggity jacket with ya" AWESOME

[cutecherryangel13]

I still dont get what that wilona character was trying to do....What does she mean reel fred in? Was she trying to get fred to marry her....and why tell him that that lady was his daughter? I still dont get it! But this episode was funny!

[panamaniak]

@cutecherryangel13 She was trying to get Fred to marry her. And she used the phrase "reel him in" as a reference to fishing. ie; The jacket and diner was "bait" and Fred was the "fish" she was intent on catching. She probably told him that was his daughter just to have an excuse to hang around. But what does that say about Lamont who already knew that was his "sister" but yet was willing to commit incest! I know it's just a sitcom but yuck! I don't even want to see my sister in a swimsuit,lol!

[chidoriookami]

i wonder why she seemed so...lenient about letting a brother and sister get romantically involved xD

[panamaniak]

Nothing like being a father and having a son! Being able to give advice on things you've already been through! Only thing better than having a son is having TWO! Love my boys to death!

[rshandy]

I got 2 hands for 2 pair of lips!!! LOL

Best show ever!

I have literally seen EVERY episode and never get tired of it!!!!

[art2570]

Get her Fred!!!

[ASAP009]

LOL!!, aint nothin like sanford and son bonding.

[ASAP009]

LOL!!, aint nothin like sanford and son bonding

[gardogg65]

I was wondering what actually started the fight and it happened at 4:34 My mother was a dominant woman and my father didn't have the balls to stand up to her. I'm afraid I could end up repeating the same pattern if I marry a battleaxe... I noticed Fred does NOT put up with getting bossed around by women. Perhaps I can learn how to be the man of a house by observing him. Did he handle things well? Or is he TOO quick to put women in their place? Hmm...

[meLLemeL83]

@gardogg65 I'ts never too quick to put a woman in her place. You have to start early on... Let her know who's the boss and if she doesn't like it she can STEP!

[panamaniak]

@gardogg65 No he handled it perfectly because he suspected something fishy from the jump. He probably noticed that whenever he brought up Lamont and Alice being "brother & sister" Juanita would shut him down by blowing it off or changing the subject. Remember Fred's been around and recognises game when he WANTS to. Look at the Card Sharps,lol! So as in his words,he had to "nip it in the bud",'cause incest is not cool and dumb ass Lamont was willing to screw his own sister,I love my sis,but,lol!

[akaaccount]

poor lamont

[1991jacobblack]

Fred: "That's right. You get on out of this dump, and stay out of this dump. And another thing here- take this faggetty jacket wit' you!"

(laughs) man he was PISSED!!

[panamaniak]

Lol! Lamont always doesn't "understand" something,lol! Maybe that's why a 30 something year old man still lives with his pops!

[eruditesickle0216]

I can watch a brand new episode of House of Payne and not laugh as much as this after the 1000th time watching.

[panamaniak]

@eruditesickle0216 Lol,I can watch ANY episode of House of Payne and not laugh! But EVERY episode of S&S makes me laugh. That's the test of a CLASSIC sitcom,S&S is almost 40 years old and it's STILL funny as hell!

[meLLemeL83]

@panamaniak It's funny because you can watch the same episode over and over and it is still hilarious.

[Rottmad]

damn, them black bitches be nasty

[serpentinecreature]

@Rottmad  I know one that could wipe up Afghanistan and Iraq with you.

[serpentinecreature]

@Rottmad You live with them,you should know.

[fahlito]

"I don't sit with my  back to the door, I'm just like Jesse James!"

[laketahoeron]

its a smokin jacket goy somethin to smoke!...lol

[bigsmittyjr]

Fred getting all upset at the end and saying "it's a good thing I'm a church member!"

Priceless!

[jak795]

@bigsmittyjr i think sanford and son won that fight big time

[tooshive]

Can you believe Janet(Willona) was only 27!!! when this was filmed. Great makeup artist.

[OvrC59]

Paul Mooney and Richard Pryor put their foot N this episode. Wish they had written more...

[josat]

Ja'Net Dubois rocks on SAS And good times!!!!!!!

[Damadehierro89]

"Drizzle and Fizzle!" lol

[FroopieLoopies]

1 of the funnniest episodes!

[GreenPencil305]

"Take this faggoty jacket with you!"

LOL

[starcharm]

@GreenPencil305 lmao! i couldnt believe he said faggoty lmfao!!!!!!!!

[Khultan]

Fred: 'That's what you told me witch!' Ah ha ha ha ha! Now, that's the way to get back 2 times back.

[RichyJA]

lmao@4:44

[eruditesickle0216]

Compare this show to the crap they're putting out today. You can't even have a live audience anymore, I guess because nobody would be laughing.

[csebrigh]

hahahahahhahahahah......

[seanjohn21276]

Take this faggoty jacket with you. Richard Pryor and Paul Mooney wrote this classic episode.

[Damadehierro89]

@seanjohn21276 LOL! No wonder it was off the chain1

[jamalk]

LMAO...OOO..pot liquor

[csebrigh]

hahahahahhahahahha

[die2no]

the older chick is wiona woods from good times

[nkljhhh]

take this faggety jacket wit cha

[GenaWindstarr]

Ill point my finger at yo nose and ill point my foot somewhere else in a minute. lol

[eruditesickle0216]

Trivia: Richard Pryor and Paul Mooney wrote this episode. If that "witch" part isn't their stamp on it then I don't know what is.

[tkeeyah777]

@eruditesickle0216 That's why this ep is so funny! LOL!!! thanks for the trivia - very true!! :)

[phantassm]

Lamont: "What are you wearing?!"

Fred: "It's a smoking jacket-you got anything to smoke?" Hilarious.

[teboriceson]

you know what fred wanted to say when he called her a witch. fred g. sanford don't take no mess.

[mumbleora]

Pot "Liquor"

[AmericanPride8]

"how would BOTH of u like one across the lips? i got two hands for two pair of lips!"

LOL funny shit

[CraigJericho]

"Take this FAGGOTTY jacket wit ya!!!"

[sodeserving]

rotflol!

[ekocentric]

If Fred were anything like Jesse James he would have gotten shot while straightening a picture on the wall. Not seated facing the door in a red smoking jacket.

[ekocentric]

That would be scary as hell to have dinner with my mother at a junk man's house and be offered five across the lips...by the junk man

[panamaniak]

@ekocentric LMAO!!

[ekocentric]

When she describes her salad and pot liker?

Pot liker is just the broth or juice from Greens..collards, mustards, turnips and spinach greens.

[panamaniak]

@ekocentric Mmmmmm...luv it!

[ekocentric]

Why did the mother tell Fred that the girl was his daughter if she wanted to "reel" Fred in in the first place?

She had to know that he would not like for his daughter and son to sex each other up.

[7UniqueElements]

"...Its a good thing I'm a church member!"...HAHAHAHAA!...Hell nawl.

[TugwellUKUS]

I ain't take no stuff off my first wife- and I ain't gone take none off you either!

[misshaze410]

"That's what you told me, witch!" We all know what he REALLY wanted to say, lol!

[endorphinz]

Lamont said "this is it"...now, you don't "this is it" with your sister!

LOL

[larrytxeast]

I LIKE that "take this faggoty jacket with you," I love for it to be that, either in a sitcom or in real life, one can say such things without worrying about silly PC sensibilities. At 40 I'm old enough to see how TV shows have become PC'd down and I prefer TV shows like this that don't "water it down" as such. And I'm not hating on anybody with this point of view.

[WETNWILD85]

The girl who plays Alice played the waitress on Blacula. Blacula got her too.

[will79601]

i cant believe fred said "and take this faggoty jacket with you

[cease25]

its wilona from "good times" i didn't she was in this show.

[kingmeat13]

I'll point my finger at your nose and I'll point my foot somewhere else in a minute LOL!

[PrinceMarc22]

BEST line in the whole episode, Kingmeat13! :)

[gmyep25]

From the greens, I took the tenderess leaves, and with chunks of porks and onions simmered it very slowly. Then, I poured the liquid into two warm bowls, and let it sit for two minutes before serving.

I call it "Soup a'la Collard!"

Fred: "Oh, Pot Liquor!"

LOL!!

[skillvill]

thats so classic...REDD FOXX is one of a kind

[777butch777]

@gmyep25

My sentiments exactly!

[And1Ledgend]

You you............You lucky, I'm a church member lol you see his face?! Hilarious

[pnegro1]

Funny how the situation turned out in the end. Next to the the episode when Lamont goes to court over his tickets, and the one when a stranger claims to be Lamont's father, this one is also a classic.

[xxashyy]

Oh. Pot liquor! LOL!

[MaxxUS08]

And, take this faggoty jacket with you!

[smush48]

...wow...and another thing,take this faggoty jacket with you...lol.....you junkman; you battleax....lol....i hate those teethsuckers, keeping u up all night.....id like you to meet my wife; moon molen....hi miss moon; could you stop sucking your teeth.....lol....god, fred is funny as shit....

[zebco2]

1972

[Angelsworld22]

Actually Ja'net Dubois is almost a year older than Emily Yancy. She was born Aug. 5, 1938 n Emily was born April 28, 1939.

[truthout911]

Ja'net was born in 1945.

[Angelsworld22]

Actually 1945 is wrong (plenty of sources cite 1945). It has always been an age discrepancy when it came to Ja'net, but she most definitely was born in 1938.

[epics7]

Janet was born in the 1940's. she always played older characters.

[truthout911]

The woman who played Alice, Emily Yancy was in the movie Blackula and is actually about 7yrs older than Ja`net Dubois.

[jl2279]

She was also in Cotton Comes To Harlem, which starred Redd Foxx.

[truthout911]

I dont recall her being in that, but then again its been a while since I have seen that movie.

[stevebully]

@ 4:40 Fred lost it.omg !!!!!

[Imel234]

you dont tell me what to talk about in my own house!!! Fred was a G.

[7111nailuj]

"Take this faggoty jacket with you!" GO, FRED!!!!

[zerosolid49]

best part!!

[zerosolid49]

lol

[bartemiuscrouchjr]

You don't tell me what we will talk about in my own house! There is one thing that I can not stand are pushy, controlling miscreants that need one across the lip! YOU GO, FRED!

[HotButtaBaby]

Don't you point your finger at my nose Fred Sanford! LOL

[zebco2]

that woman play on goodtimes

[Thegrinch17]

Yeah, I noticed that, too. Her name is Ja'net Dubois and she played Willona Woods on the show "Good Times".

[redvictoria817]

Lmao!

[joeydeadcat]

Take this faggoty jacket with ya! LOL

[zerosolid49]

best prt!!!

[zebco2]

1972

[clevelandphil]

You could never see this show made today.

[trejos28]

I'll point my finger at your nose -- and point my foot somewhere else!

[YamatoTitanic]

you don't tell me what we will talk about in my own house! YOU TELL HER FRED!!

[crumcon]

thx dude!