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  • Great script and fantastic direction! :-)

  • Can I just say, Your Awesome!

  • Hey Mark, do you think this is going to be an enjoyable movie for people that didn't go to an american high school, and that aren't familiarized with it?

  • High School is funny.

    The really populars are losers now, working in stores and video clubs. Booya. The rest of us follow our own path.

  • Can't wait to see it!

  • I wanna watch this :)

  • i love patton, best charactor in king or queens !

  • That's right. I play Scrabble.  :)

    Great review. Thanks.

  • OMG, i really wanna see this its like the story of my life.. sort of

  • 4 ppl

  • Entertaining review. I was skeptical at first, but well done.

  • We can't wait to see this! Great review! Congrats to Kristian

  • why do I get the feeling your bias because this movie was made by Catherine's brother

  • I am a big Patron Oswalt fan, so I am looking forward to seeing his performance in this movie. It looks like a pretty good time, although it seems like the trailer doesn't do the movie proper justice. I'll see how it goes.

  • at least we know Ellis knows math

  • Mark quit lyin, we all know you were a pimp in high school ;)

  • I can't wait to see this. I was the bitchy dork everyone hated and oddly time has changed nothing but all my classmates friends HATE that their kids ask them "so is Cameron really friends with Kristin Stewart?" (I'm not, I've met her three times) and FYI Mark I was voted most obnoxious class of 1990.

  • I want to see this but with everything else coming out it will probably be a renter. Great review Mark. Way to step up to the plate.

  • i also was the funny guy at my class

  • Great review Mark! Looks pretty good man! 5/5

  • Ive never heard of this movie before I saw the review... good job as usual though

  • You guys have the strangest rating system i have ever seen haha. with that 3.85 schmoes, now it's basically on a scale from 0 - 500

  • highschool ... i remember being care free, then i went to college lol

  • Kristian has a baby?? CONGRATULATIONS!!!

  • I'd say this movie looks good. but im from The UK so its hard for us to relate to films like this as high school over here is not anything like in the US (well at least it wasn't was i was in high school 7 years ago) so merhhh but she is hot so might just check it out for that lol

  • Her character looks a little insane. A lot insane actually...

  • Senior in high school! lovin it so far! My 19th birthday is tomorrow too! Cant wait!

  • @AustinPPutnam

    Happy early 19th birthday, fellow Schmoeling.

  • Ellis, cheer up! Its ok!

  • is mavis diablo cody herself...it seems like every movie she writes is about highschool...yet shes a older lady.....illw atch this soley for paton oswalt, but im kind of waiting for diablo cody to write something new and refreshing

  • whats with your rating system? 3.85/5? whats with that?

  • I'm not super interested in this movie. I'm not a fan of awkward movies or awkward moments, and this seems like a whole lot of awkward. I'll probably just skip it and maybe catch it on netflix, but probably not.

  • @Schmoesknow, although I've never had a beard I do hear that they get very scratchy. Sucks, at least you can say you tried.

  • nice VanHalen Frankenstrat shoes

  • @SinisterSkyline Panama!

  • I cant' wait to see this. I was stunned by how many people have told stories about me since we left HS (apparently I had a guest appearance on Star Trek TNG and was personally responsible for Kurt Cobain's death. News to me).I love Diablo Cody!

  • haha i'm in high school but i don't remember anything that happened. Haha when summer comes along I just delete the whole year from mu memory :D

  • @TheTheGirlYouDontKno Not a bad way to play it...sign some yearbooks and then hit the reset button :)

  • Damn fine movie review, Mark! And congratz to Kristian's brand new baby!

  • I could imagine Mark at the end of prom Asks "Show me the carfax" then gets slapped then he goes home and has a "me party"

  • @cinesuerte1 One of the better comments I've ever read...hilarious.

  • @schmoesknow Thanks, FACT - 2nd annual You Reviewers awards will top the first one like Empire Strikes Back, no pressure just blame the guy with the most subscribers....Jeremy.........­.just kidding

  • While I liked Up in the Air and Juno more, I still enjoyed this movie. I'm right at about 3.5/5. I think Charlize is great but I wanted a little more of an arc.

  • @ChrisStuckmann Totally get that, but thinking about it today I liked the way the main character ends up. And I LOVED Up in the Air, one of my favs of last year.

  • I'm barely out of high school and I still have bad memories. Lol.

  • @crazygirl1502 Haha...but it does get better, right?? I'm right!

  • Why only a 3.85? It didn't sound like you had anything negative to say about it, but for a movie with a pedigree like this, just 3.85 makes it seem like it was disappointing

  • @pstegy It was on my mind all day today after seeing it last night...nothing wrong with it, but I just didn't love it.

  • I'm standing by my initial thoughts on the facial hair, you look cute with it. I really had no interest in seeing this movie, might now. I might wait until it's at the dollar theater though...

  • @JaneOmo123 Dollar theater could be a good call...and while I appreciate the compliment, I'll never put cute over comfort. And it's getting scratchy :)

  • Οοοοh... I'm so going to watch this. It's exactly the kind of humor i enjoy! Wtf...'' I'm a married man!'' and she goes ''No! We can beat this together!"...... Talk about Theater of the Absurd! Anyway... Mark had me at Diablo Cody! I am a huge Juno fan!

  • @legendlover91 Yeah, the main character gets a bit nutty for sure...hope you dig it!

  • unlike American schools, in the Bahamas, getting beaten in school with a cane was practiced, and now that i'm an adminsitrator in a highschool, being disciplined in such a manner still happens, not to mention the students wear uniforms that must be flawless. But ignorant youth always finds a way, so we had the same woes as American students with the popular girls, and the proms, and the rest of it.

  • @avernikas Wow...I had some tough days but never got a cane. I consider myself lucky...

  • mark ellis solo show ftw!

  • @MrAngryRetard "Branson, Missouri are you ready to rock?!?"

  • Glad to hear its a good movie but sadly it's not something I would watch

  • Great review as per usual. I did get to see this one too, and I also really enjoyed it. The acting was just fantastic - and a lot of really subtle, dialogue free moments from Charlize Theron. Did you catch all those moments where her character eavesdrops on teenage girls to get accurate dialogue? I thought that might be Diablo Cody's way of sort of making a joke about how people decried Juno for not sounding like real teenagers. I mean, "Honest to blog"... no one's ever said.

  • @ProfessorQBert Good point...and afterwards I was wondering if the movie was showing us that she does have a talent for writing in a teen voice...or if she's just a hack that pilfers kids' slang. I guess it could go either way?

  • You know what I thought your joke at the beginning about Young Adult being a section at the bookstore "Where I pick up babysitter club books"

    ... I thought you were actually gonna say "Where I pick up chicks"

    I am glad you took the high road.

    Really excited for this movie! Love Cody/Reitman!

  • @animegirl506 Trust me, I had a trenchcoat joke I was thinking about using...my better judgment prevailed :)

  • I didn't know this existed, but Patton Oswalt being in it is piquing my interest.

  • @Vysetron He's great in the film; he was also stellar in "Big Fan" but this is a bit easier to take.

  • Ah shit, that reminds me, senior prom is coming up.

  • @theeab1993 Always sneaks up on ya...

  • I love Patton Oswalt, he's one of my favorite alternative comedians. What's your favorite comedian Mark?

    God my comment was cheesy.

  • @xdiesease Grew up on Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy; right now it's probably Bill Burr. And I live for cheesy comments!

  • You know Mark I was going to skip this, but I think you convinced me to give it a shot. It doesn`t help that the last Charlize Theron movie I saw was The Burning Plain -- Jennifer Lawrence played the younger version of Charlize and honestly just laid an acting smackdown on her. But I will give it a try if you like it this much ...

  • @mutabledreamer Oh boy, now I'm nervous...hope you like it; let us know!

  • Funniest in class 3 years in a row and went to prom with the hottest girl in the school... hmmm this schmoe is not so schmoey

  • @burgerboot Ah, glory days...

  • I love this kind of film, but I got work myself up to go seeing it since the ending is bound to be depressing.

  • You know what. You might as well be "an average schmoe." I just realized this.

  • @ClockworkCaptain Hmmm...thanks? Maybe? 

  • Yeah it brings back horrible memories jk i just graduated hs in june lol not a lot of time to forget stuff.

  • @ckid032393 Hey, I forget stuff that happened 6 months ago all the time. I need to take my Centrum...

  • Diablo Cody sucks at writing movies, but I liked Up in the Air by Jason Reitman

  • Diablo Cody sucks at writing movies.

  • Ellis, I liked the way you worked in that Aerosmith reference.  Classy.

  • @IamSnoogans It just happened like that, really...another night in the ruts.

  • @schmoesknow Nice one. Also, you are doing a great job by yourself. Hopefully Kristian will be back in the saddle soon.

  • Charlize Theron + Patrick Wilson = Too hot for one movie. Patton Oswalt is one of my favorite comedians, so I am sooooo gonna see this :)

  • @Boobalopbop Lotta talent in this film; hope you like it. Let us know!

  • Saw an advance screening last Wednesday. Totally have the same opinion about this movie and about next year's Snow White and the Huntsman. Charlize Theron's definitely got an Oscar nod.

  • @MNMreviews She's in the running...don't think it's a sure thing but I'll be the farm she looks good on the red carpet.

  • I like Jason Reitman but I'll skip this. Not a big fan of Charlize Theron, her looks or acting ability.

    D.A. of Schmoeville

  • @grindhouse141 Aha, so you're the one that doesn't find her attractive. To each his own, but she can sleep on my inflata-bed any day :)

  • Great review, I am actually really excited to see this movie.

  • @moviefan978 Thanks!  Hope you dig it; let us know!

  • not interested

  • Did you go to Wake Forest?

  • @roricB Indeed I did...go Deacs!

  • Man, i love juno. This director is so magnificent, i always get overly exited when Catherine Reitman talks to me because well the relations. haha, excellent review. Shave.

  • @zaneoninternet Good creative team behind this flick, and it paid off. This facial hair?  It's saying it's final goodbyes...

  • @schmoesknow Goodbye beard!

  • it looks okay, glad oswalt is in it

  • haha, dude, 2:11 to 2:18 was epic. i better not be the only one that caught that haha. great solo review once again

  • Hated high school but will consider seeing this.

  • Favourite return-to-high-school type movie: Grosse Point Blank.

    I was a non-entity at high-school; the type that never appears in movies like this. You have the freaks>the outcasts>the losers>...

    Fortunately, university was a far more successful endeavour.

    At least, it was third time around (took a while to find my niche).

  • @ByMonitorLight Third time's a charm...and I definitely felt some Grosse Point vibes here. Very different movies, but I enjoyed both.

  • looks interesting :) i might watch it

  • Good review

  • @375564bobshow Thank ya kindly!

  • Great review Ellis!

  • @ElmertheMovieGuy I am humbled...thanks!

  • first comment

  • @TheTdawg117 so close!

  • @TheTdawg117 Nice try somebody beat ya to it.

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