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  • dont revive cause next game there just gonna be killin u with it

  • brings tears to my iyesevery time hear it

  • If you're watching this you're a noob already

  • ur a fag i hope u burn in hell... which for u is probably having sex with chicks w/ HUGE tits

  • @DRJACKOFFandMRWHORE wait... ur gay? oh ok

  • its funny how you are the guy who let the second chancer die, than you get killed with a killstreak of 4 or so, and than when he dies when you didn't revive him he calls in a blackbird.

    how not to be a noob? Don't Camp, don't use ghost, noob tubes, or famas's. and do NOT be a dick to teammates who use second chance.

  • R U ON PS3 IF U R WHAT IS UR NAME

  • 3:07 AMEN, BROTHA!!

  • n00bs

  • i liked because of the second changers part xD i loved that ;D

  • u let a second chancer die...it adds up to the deaths in TDM n sometimes....that one death (or if u let the die several times) causes the lost of the game. like my game this morning :D 7400 7500

  • @xDemonicFox who cares second chance is the gayest thing ever

  • shut the fuck up call of duty rocks and all of you can stop behing haters

  • COD is MADE for noobs, so it's impossible to not be a noob :)

  • Wow what a homo

  • I got mine for Chanuka

  • Noob you use seconed chance

  • Don't use grenade launchers

  • I disliked only because of da se cond chance part

  • shot guns are not meant for sniping

    there for campers

  • i,m sorry man

    

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  • fuck you BrySi

  • fuck you BrySi

    

  • @noah619999 fuck u man!

  • this made made me giggle:L

  • ok i agree with everything except the last verse; dont let us second chancers die

  • @WorldWideGameReviews people use it on hardcore with the python, its a one hit kill

  • When im playing hardcore S&D, and i get in second chance, and my team dont revive me, i just fukin kill them, fukin try hard pro's

  • @caleb10901 They dont support second chance. Dont be a noob and use 2nd chance.

  • Halo

  • Blops doesnt have martyrdom and second chance at first was cool then it's like wtf. If u ever play a match against a team that has 3 or more people using it you'll never want to use it again and you'll want to slap everyone that does.

  • gay

  • calm the fuck dow troll, it's just a song.

  • Your already a nuub if you play COD

    Battefield is much realistics

    so screw COD!!!!

  • @DutchTimeNL who cares about realistic stuff????? ppl want to have fun

    COD FUN> BF FUN

  • Hehe, nice :D

  • mmm okay 4 minutes of my time fucked because of this useless shit.

  • NICE

    

  • EPIC

  • actualy,SCREW SECOND CHANCE!LET EM DIE!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • nice!

  • shut the fuck up yuh fuckin faggot singing nerd...yuh suck at singing yuh fucker!!!

  • hahahah screw this DIE

  • grat voce man

  • Dude I love all your songs!

  • chords???

    

  • YEAAAAAAAAA SCREW SECOND CHANCERSSSSS LET THEM DIE HAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @psvpierrepsv1913 Yeah CoD is a noob game. Learned how to do quickscopes in like 5 minutes.

  • black ops is good game ,a way better maps than mw2 and there are less campers and no scope snipers and thats a good thing. ps mw2 is still good game also but black ops is better

  • Cntrl w to skip adds

  • 3:07 best part

  • ... I hate trolling, but this video is shit.

  • your a noob if you play black ops.

  • i think nobody watched this video...

  • Why is this vid all about grenades o.o?

  • Should I buy battlefield or is it like MW2 and black ops?

  • @Abercrombie10112 BUY BATTLEFIELD BUY IT SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN CRAP OF DUTY!!!!! DO IT!!! YOULL LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH !!!!! DOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE!!!!!!!

  • @zzJURASSICxDYNOzz then he wont have to listen to u xD

  • use the right killstreaks

  • how not to be a noob.......erase all memory of this video

  • ur brysi

    

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  • @JizzMilk care package

  • @JizzMilk Care package

  • @JizzMilk its called corner camping retard

  • @AvrgJo321 and why exactly am i a retard? u mad bro? u mad at life so ur taking it out on me? :`(

    PS ur blocked TROLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

  • @JizzMilk Your a retard because you couldent figure that our on your own also you said Tolololololol last time I checked only retards say that.

  • @AvrgJo321 u mad bro? broheim whats wrong maybe i can help? Shut the fuck up u fucking 13 yr old cunt.

    and dont be mad at me if ur parents r divorcing XD LOL!!!! .I.

  • @JizzMilk looks like your the only mad one here and if im 13 you must be 8 cuz I know I could kick you ass so dont talk shit if you cant back it up.

  • @AvrgJo321 "kick you ass" bro im 17 i think i can back my shit up, BTW the only one thats talking shit is u, or why the fuck else would u call someone a retard over the internet for no reason? cuz in real life ur not protected by ur PC screen,in real life i would prolly get all my friends,my brother and my cousins to pick on u for rest of the year.

    so please do ur self a favor and dont become a pathetic troll.

  • @JizzMilk obviously you cant back your shit up if you need your brother, cousins and friends to help you in a fight but what ever you keep thinking your strong but stop and think about how that fight would be with out all those people backing you up, but I dont realy feel continuing this argument with a fag like you so what ever. (Just incase your as slow as I think you are dont bother replying to this)

  • @AvrgJo321 Congratulations! Your Now Officially A Troll!

    #You succeeded in starting a dispute with someone that has never done anything to you!#

    Thank you for convincing me that im a weakling and fag that has no life! =D

  • @JizzMilk OMG im a troll AWSOME life goal complete PS: No problem PPS: dont forget that you also as stupid as I thought you are because you replyed =D

  • @AvrgJo321 i fell the same about you! :DDDDDDDDD

  • @JizzMilk you fell the same?

  • man shut your bitch mouth and put away that guitar

  • black ops cool i like it but battlefield way better nd now since i played battlefield, i get dogs on ctf at most twice a match nd/or i just repeatedly get them evry other match but i dislike blackops cuz of LAG!!! nd now i play battlefield

  • black ops is for sissys

  • If u play black cocks ur already a douche, dont worry about being a noob, thats the least of ur problems

  • @multibutsecksify whens black cocks coming out?

  • How not to be a noob:

    1. Do not play this game

    2. Do not attempt to play this game

    3. Repeat step 1&2

    4. Play real games like MW, Halo and Battlefield!

  • like if u r good but watched this anyway

  • I got reach for Christmas nice!

  • have second chance 1453 

  • press 8 for 2ed chance f@#$R

  • this guys awsome at vids XD

  • I got halo reach for Christmas

  • How to not be a cod noob, Don't play black ops lol

  • Thumbs up if you're a proud n00b! :D

  • @E115woods14 AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAH­AHAHAH NO THUMBS UP 4 U NOOB!!!!!!!!!

  • 3:04 I LOVE U

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  • Lol my friend was second chansing trying to shoot his brother and i came up bhind him and shot him in the back of the head with an Olympia :]

  • @mrjordylonggaming but you just said it...oh well i give you a thumbs up anyway :)

  • lmao

  • I have my reasons to suck at MW2: Major lagging.

  • @ostepobss i have the same problem when i play multiplayer over my crap internet :(

  • @NerfWarrior1096 My internet is pretty good, its just my crappy ass PC.

  • @ostepobss i lol'd at "crappy ass PC" XD

  • @ostepobss have you ever thought of buying a better modem to get better connection

  • @yap3346004 Well, i'm on PC and my connection is pretty good, it's just my PC that sucks.

  • @ostepobss then have you considered buying a buy a better graphic card or set the game setting to ultra low

  • @yap3346004 I'm getting a new PC next year, and in the mean time, i'll not be playing multiplayer. My graphic card is pretty though, i can run Far Cry on high setting.

  • @ostepobss btw if you have a psn or steam then add me my gamertag is tyeis

  • @yap3346004 I have both, but okay.

  • @ostepobss i know i lose connection every second step

  • @ostepobss yeh right....

  • ups sorry meant halo reach related INTRO :P

  • i just LOVE how BrySi has a Halo : Reach related song and he acts like he hates it in most of his CoD songs! xD PS: i play both Halo and CoD and i love 'em both!

  • Yes die second chancers ..... In the game of course

  • lol l l l V YEAHH BUDDEH!

  • you play cod, youre a noob ;)

  • gay song 

  • SCREW SECOND CHANCERS:: HAHAHAHAHAH

  • Goddamnit none of that advice worked at all.

    Have more useful tips like how to be a better camper, Use your cod point wisely, how to have better classes, or how to be a better sniper. not all noobs are that stupid

  • All the explotions illed black guys.

  • Only if all noobs watched this...

  • Thanks brysi

  • How? Play Battlefield instead. TROLOLOLOL XD

  • Don't use the AK74u. How's about this? Oh wait you can't because your sorry ass depends on it so much.

  • @IHateGayk74u bro stop hating on guns its because of u fucking pubstars that make competitive players really use one gun and that the famas if they never nerfed every single gun they're would be a alot more guns that people would use than just the famas. and how the hell do u not like the 74u it was my favorite gun when the game came out dude. and now its like not even that strong of a gun. STOP HATIN ON GUNS IN THE GAME.

  • @RxspecT LOL @ hating on guns. No, gayk74u is gay, keep using it ok? I'll just rape you with my MP5K. Fucking noob.

  • I totally agree with second chance part if he's on my team I teabag him till he dies hahaha

  • hahaha i never revive people in second chance.

  • One tip I have to how not to be a noob: Don't fucking play it. Sell the damn game and buy Battlefield Bad Company 2.

  • @TheRapistBunny worlds fucking smartest genius right here

  • @TheRapistBunny THIS.

  • Only noobs would cry "I too proz for them. All noob 4 me."

  • "How not to be a noob"

    too late. you're already playing COD.

  • lol

  • NEVER USE GRENADE LAUNCHERS!!!!

  • "You'll look like a stupid idiot".

    Do you know any smart idiots? xD

  • @GeneralJoe115 me too

  • who klicked on the finish him button

    ;D

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  • SCREW SECOND CHANCERS LET EM DIE. HAHAHA

  • why not revive second chancers?it gives you points and you get more back up

  • @xenix146 they will respawn right after they die and you get like 10xp so just pretend to revive them and let them die second chance is soo gay there should be a game to get rid of noobs and it should be called i am a noob and there should be a game for campers were they are by them selves and what they do is set up a tent and go lay down and be boring and sad it shall be called ("i like to camp besides a fire and put up a tent have ghost pro and last stand pro with noob tubes and not move")

  • how not to be a noob in cod:Dont play it.

  • this is sad. I already know all of these. I hope it would be like the BattleField HntbaN

  • i just tbag the second chance guys

  • @GeneralJoe115 lol on the other team run around them in circles because they cant spin fast enough but watch out for the knifes

  • @GeneralJoe115 me to

  • @GeneralJoe115 same, they get pissed off

  • Is it actually possible to not be a noob playing Call of Duty..? Camping, Claymores, Noobtubes, Second Chance - all that is nooby. And 90% of all CoD players do that. Thats why I quit O.o

  • 1. no ghost

    2. no noob tubes

    3. no panic knifing

    4. no camping

    5. no second chance

    6. no rapid fire, especially on the 74u

    if you dont do any of these then congratulations, your not a noob

  • @Jackson12111993 Okay what's wrong with ghost? It's been in every other CoD. Flak Jacket makes grenade launchers okay in this game as they are balanced. Let' me guess, you play on tactical don't you? I agree with no camping. But remember, camping =/= defending. Second Chance is a complete load of bullshit. You can use the 74u if you want to also. Personally I don't but if you feel that you are to bad to take on people using it, use it yourself.

  • @Verdugo270

    i don't have a problem with the perk ghost itself, just the play style it creates. i agree flak jacket is an effective counter to noob tubes but i don't like being forced to wear it because other people are tubing- i'd prefer scavenger or lightweight. i dont play on tactical, regular button layout. and by camping i mean sitting in a corner not moving, compared to holding down a building near the b flag or bomb site etc. sorry for the essay :P

  • @Jackson12111993 Number 1 and 4 please.

  • @Alexandrosb135 I know! And ive started to notice that its starting to gain a little popularity which can be pretty frustrating. So now i have to use flak jacket every game:(.

  • MAYBE U SHOULD START SINGING

  • when you don't revive a team mate you help and opponent with his kill streak

  • want to know how not to be a noob? here's one easy step!

    1. (READY ITS A BIT TO EXTREME AND HARD TO DO!) dont camp! omg extreme

    noob: no than i cant get my attack dogs and get xp to get goldne guns!!!

  • for all the ppl who disliked this video go to 1:11

  • your a noob

  • 3:08 best advice in black ops history

  • I use to have second chance. And then my friend removed me from his friend list and kicked me from game/ party because I'm too good with a pistol. I dnt use second chance anymore

  • I use second chance,and so do some guys I know.I revive them but they dont return the favor.Thanks man >=(

  • @digimonFTW22456 same here man!!! :(

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  • @MrThebest2050

    Sure thing =D

  • rofl fuck second chance u mad cause u have aim bot and i fuck u after???

  • I got black ops the day before it was released :3

  • Thumbs up if u like the last advice!

  • I wanted to hug you for encouraging letting SC noobs die xD

  • u sir are probly one of the reasons i died with second chance pro on lol.