A montage of Atheist Thoughts, Observations and Humor

[RedLeprachaun]

If the bible were true, and Jesus came back, the first thing he would say is, "I made it very clear that I was a jew, that I came to fulfill the law not to destroy it, why have you created this religion called christianity? He would be so pissed, he would have that vein poking out of his head, I am thinking he would look something like Steve Buscemi.

[MrZombie747]

lol how is nevada in jesusland?

[matszz]

Does anyone know which catholic is heiling at 1:50 and might know where I can find that picture?

[ewwitsthatoneguy]

Very well produced, entertaining, and had me laughing my culo off until the prophet elijah mohammad chopped it off for whatever made up reason he could think of.

[SANHEDRIN666]

AWESOME VIDEO!!!!

[Terncote]

Man! I would have aced chemistry if I'd gone to school in Kansas.

[RationalismDefined]

2:26

This is very similar to what some members of my family believe. They tell me that life evolved naturaly then god "Uplifted" two members of aspecies of ape from the east african plains. They tell me that after the fall, seth and cain probibly took wives from the only-slightly-more-than-animal homo habilis. Ive also heard that the neandertals were decended from cain. At least they are learning a little.

[wulfgarbeorngar]

A priest, rapist and pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

[joshthelegodude]

The dark ages were when average people DIDN'T have access to the Bible

[teamtalon1967]

@joshthelegodude Who said this montage was anti Judeo-Christian religion exclusively?

[teamtalon1967]

@joshthelegodude I'm an equal-opportunity mocker of religions, not just Christianity.

[stallion4life]

Who are the sad losers who make this crap?

[tankusfred]

@stallion4life I don't know, I'm wondering the same thing.

I've always wanted to know how the people that invented religion looked like too... I mean, how sad is your life to think "I need to write a book with fake crap in it, and call it truth, then I'll get some respect!"

[skull465]

7 people are child molesters

sry i meant priests

[tctheunbeliever]

"I am SO going to get laid now."--LMAO

[orbnorian]

If it weren't for the Dark Ages, we would have our flying-cars by now!!!

[DeltaVictorMike]

Not bad, there were plenty I had not seen before. A little fast on some of the wordy ones, but overall a great collection.

[BattleshipTx]

Why do you think Maine, Pennsylvania, Oregon, New York, California, Illinois, Minnesota, Michigan, etc are in the "United states of Liberty and Education" and not "Jesusland"? I think you are confusing politics with Christianity. You realize Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Barrack Obama and the vast majority of all of the people in those states are Christian, right? Christianity is not synonymous with being Republican. Most of us Democrats are Christians too.

[teamtalon1967]

@BattleshipTx I would love to discuss this with you, but after reading what you wrote on YOUR channel:

"plz comment but i dont want any anti-christian comments keep your atheist views to yourself considering you can have your argument with satan later :P"

I have come to the conclusion that you sir are an ignorant hypocrite, and I will not waste my time in debate with you. kthxbye.

[BattleshipTx]

@teamtalon1967--- I have never written anything like what you related. I love for atheists to discuss things with me. Unless ":P" suggests you are joking, you have mixed up my channel with someone else's.

[BattleshipTx]

For one thing, I have never failed to capitalize the "S" in the word "Satan" in my entire life, he is a person not a lower case entity, and certainly have never used an abbreviation like "plz". Why would anyone abbreviate the word "Please" that way, when there is plenty of room to write it out?

[FutureScience2012]

religion is dying and hopefully soon we will live in a more tolerant world wear people can live without any religious suppression, and be who they are and science would be looked at more seriously than it is now one day that world will exist.. and I will be waiting, will you.

[stallion4life]

@FutureScience2012 I look forward to the day that people who make grand pronouncements about the direction of humanity are at least able to meet the minimum standards of spelling and punctuation.

[FutureScience2012]

@stallion4life I agree

[WunderWaffel270]

Favorite is the second one.

[gatorscoops]

u goddamn atheist must be a smart bunch. slow it down so us dumb folk can read the fucking shit!

[teamtalon1967]

@gatorscoops True, some are too fast. There's always the pause button though. =^)

[matszz]

@gatorscoops

You're right about us being smart, you're wrong about us being god damned.