I hate everyone. =)

[arethereanynamesopen]

Just go fucking die you little girl :)

[SmileyRyleigh8]

You and Tyler Oakley should date.

[Emily810100]

HAHA guess what "josephbird" i hate you too! just kidding! but seriously you kinda annoy me. and its funny... isn't bird another word for gay? if it is, then fly away, 350000 year old birdy! flap those wings!

[kidkamaaaa]

you're pretty. =)

[kitkatzinix]

God, I just read the comments and there are loads of them in block capitals complaining about the " I hate everyone " statement.

a) it's a comment

b) not Joe's statement

c) it's a joke people! Get a grip

[TactownGirl]

I wouldn't subject anyone to sex with my dad, except YOU! =)

[Widwo1324]

=)

[whitehousesvc729]

You are so beautiful and adorable... too bad I'm a straight female =)

[WICKIDCLOWNkid13]

i have the worst insult for u ur so gay that u sound like justin bieber XDDDDDDD

[ThePhailed]

aaaaaaaw, i hate you too :D

[katherine9997]

You're straight! Ha! =)

[JakeTheHuman77]

U know fine u so gay u can't even walk straight u big drugey. =D

[Catlynnleigh]

No one should ever send you hate mail!

[MissMayILove]

You're so gay you can tell what flavor a popsicle is just by sitting on it. =)

[MmeLuella]

love this.

[ElectronicCalifornia]

I want to fuck you! (It'd be pretty offensive, if you knew how ugly i was) =)

[TEDEBAGOS]

@ElectronicCalifornia oh god this made me lol for like 10 mins

[TheHannahkid]

sorry

[Treblinka2012]

give me dat skinny cock ile even pay 4 it lol...$25.00 bucks and thats my final offer

[sheaofleaves124]

Your life is so fucking sad that I'm confused why you don't fall asleep crying with a wine bottle tucked in your arms.

Love,

Seamus

=)

[pairya246]

??? do u

[lobum]

Let's get off dads, I just got off of yours. (:

[flanigan8]

I can't do it, I can't say something mean, so I wonder does it work the opposite way?

Joseph you are awesome and I love you :(

[Power4Living]

@flanigan8 lmao

[luisfanrb2ldd]

i want to know that 2 if u hit puberty yet if u did lol i wonder how u sound when u where little XD

[kidd20grams]

Did you hit puberty ?

[xx00ninja00xx]

Omg u uploaded this one day after my birthday :)))))

[dallioso]

"Yeah! Sex with your dad. That's appropriate." XD <3 I just want to be friends with you.

[ItsRobinWhoTalks]

Is that shirt supposed to say "Play-er" or "Youtub-er"?

[louisrk]

@ItsRobinWhoTalks Knowing our dear Joseph Birdsong, probably "Los-er" :)

[rjl475]

wooooooooooooooooow i hav no comment that wouldnt get my account taken off

[animals304]

i think u sound like a girl so much that at first i thought u were a girl =)

[animals304]

ok u said to insult u right than fine u sound like a girl alot so much that at first i thought u were a girl :)

[animals304]

ok u said to insult u right than fine u sound like a girl alot so much that at first i thought u were a girl

[Coleboy44TheThird]

I think that you look like a scrodum massage ball on vibrate =)

[medlehgro]

i dislike u u r very rude and mean

[CryptikPoet06]

do you talk out your nose? sounds like someone has a peg on it or something, please change it for more views. =)

ok i feel horrible^ lol but u told me to!

[cartoonfreak9]

My roommate thinks the only person who is uglier than you is Osama Bin Laden :)

[blismwithmyblizblop]

Your best isn't good enough :) Ive been told this twice this week :(

[blismwithmyblizblop]

you

[cartoonfreak9]

you are so ugly I was forced to eat my face off my birthday cake before showing it to people :)

[jaysippa]

You are gay as fuck the should gas gays like they gassed the jews

[crstalitez]

:) x

[iiHatezDomii]

this video wasn't funny :D

- Okay that was ah lie it was. I just wanted to do it, since everyone else was writing comments like that.-.-

[Mikej1592]

what the fuck man, I want the last 68 seconds of my life back jerk wad! :-)

[123BeautyRush]

@ruukarm u said say something mean

[Kisswist]

You're like a gay southern white man version of communitychannel :D

[twerdx1000]

"Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE, type in "win" then press enter"

[123BeautyRush]

u suck a boys dick cuz ur so gay:)

[samy50001]

you mfsg =)

[Valdhovia]

Your mom reads books. =)

[TheSushiPizza]

Your face doesn't look like shit. :)

[haloguy584]

my favorite legendary pokemon is ur mom. she even has a lower voice than you!!!

[TrulyJerilee]

I ditched school to watch Pokemon the Movie. I brought my Pokemon cards in my official Pokemon booklet and everything. I was in high school when this happened LOL

[PraiseTheZombies]

ur voice is higher than just biebers in baby =)

[iammichaellove]

Every time I watch one of your videos, my penis slowly moves inward and becomes a vagina, until I hit the pause button, at which point I realize I have erectile dysfunction, which was caused by the annoying, destructive tone of your voice when you sing 'This Song Is About You'. And now, every time I hear that song, I honestly feel bad for the man lady you wrote that song about- but the fact is, that person probably never existed and you just made him up for the sake of selling the song.

JKILY!<3

[toulouzumi]

you smell :) okay, your videos are awsum I couldn't do it D:<

[MyAccountman]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

[kmorris41]

this video was so bad i had to kill my family and yours is next :)

[HollieJandherlife]

hahahahaha LOVE THIS VID!!! lol

you suck yaaay! =)

lol jk

[Cmurder342]

bahaah this is great

[xJennBerryx]

You're voice is like nails on the chalkboard of my soul. =]

[obeseocean]

"Fuck yeah I'm going to enjoy this, don't tell me what to do!" HAHAHA!!

[lyraDaShit]

Your pretty and i Lovvvve you :)

[jamdeem]

Your ugly and your mom dresses you funny :)

[NovaHarvest]

you captured exactly what i feel about the last instruction on food packets, i couldn't possibly insult you

[Emigmatiic]

You're a fat loser and you have body odour... =D

[amandahellarad]

@Emigmatiic HAHAHAHA !

this kid wins !

[IllogicalGenious]

Having sex with your dad. Ya. That's appropriate. = Awesome.

[alibeachgrl9494]

you're sooo not gay :)

haha that was really hard to type, but that's my insult :P

[OprahWantsThis]

You should've been swallowed.

Period.

[Aranel1200]

Dear, Joe

~

I saw a clump of my mothers leg hair in the shower drain last night and it made me think of you =)

~

Love, Aranel1200

[ekessel21]

Those cargo pants....Hate.

[fictionalawesomeness]

Well, I would insult you, but I don't think it would be polite to tarnish the reputation of my grandpa's consort. [=

[omgacat12]

I cant insult ur ur that bad oh yeah =OO

[SerenityShootingStar]

Joe I love you too much to be mean to youuuu. >:C

[skylarhuhnholz]

Dear Joe,

I'm going to slit that gay a** throat of yours and F**k the wound and as you lay there, gasping for air, I'm going to smother you in the puddles of blood strewn from the lifeless bodies of your closest friends =)

[redgreenblueful]

Fck you faggot go get a fckin life dumbass stop wastein your life!!!

=]

[itsbrianyay]

god, your videos are abysmal. i don't know why i tortured myself by sitting through the whole thing. unsubscribed. =)

p.s. you look like semen is the only thing you consume, which might not be far from the mark. =)

[kkeshasuxx]

Yea sex with your dad, that's appropriate

Haha roflmao

[Jamerz0369]

You're ADORABLE!

[Ishidalover]

xDD i love you so much! <3 cait wait for video #100~!

[ccalamuss]

ur gay lolololo :)

[ExoticFireGirl]

*says somethung offensive and smiles* ow yeah lol:P

[simdanes]

You're monkey-fudgin awesome. <3

[populardeath102]

YEAH! sex with your dad!.... thats appropriate

[Xxnicoroxxx]

I'm sorry I can't say anything bad about u ur just too cute

[ApricotArtLover]

Fuck yeah... dont tell me what to do... LMAO 0:30

[toastburntbread]

gahh! you are my hero.

no wait, you suck. =)

that was hard.

(no but really, i love you. i think you are (sorry to compare) but the male, american equivalent to communitychannel and it makes my heart sing.)

[gordony6]

my fav legendary would have to be jirachi i love his big head

[catbsometimes1]

you're awesome

[UnicornRobot]

Faggot. :)

[diamondfairy93]

pale skinny headed bum!you eat chicken shit! =)

[diamondfairy93]

my big sis is like dat 2 me all the time,shell say something mean nd den like turn it in2 a joke aftr dat or laff or smile,..ughh,but deep down ik,..shes right 

[kscherer14]

You are the worst video maker EVER in the history of video makeing I hate you why do you even try makeing videos? They all just suck anyways so why even bother. If you make another you tube video i bet you no one will watch it EVER! even the person who invented you tube will sue you and if someone IS crazy enough to watch your next video they will exploed just because they even thought about watching your video!

=)

[tumnusLOVE]

i could listen to you talk all day.

[munchitizer]

Even though I think all Legendaries are uber cheap.. and they always screw you over in a pokemon battle (kinda the point) my fav has to be Groudon. He looks like a dinosaur.. like me. Rawrrr.

[kataang3000]

Latious

[donthateonme103]

u little fucking prick u need to stop making videos because no one now has or will ever like you your right u will be alone forever=) and fyi i dont really think this! lol its just something mean:)

[MajorStuffs]

When I watched this I farted and the smell made me feel about how I feel about you.

:)

[evan323x2010]

Some of these are legit insults with no smile at the end :)

[student00001]

you're skinny as fuck =)

although you're quite good-looking i'll give you that...

[darnell168]

fuck yea ima enjoy

[PeachGirl009]

I couldn't insult you =)

[antkam25]

Zekrom is my fav legendary

Plus my insult is -subscribe- -unsubscribe- :)

[00sam7]

I love this video. I have the same problem at my place with wine bottles. haha You are amazing! Keep it up. ~00sam7

[hosinw]

OH MY TITS WHY HAVEN"T I SUBBED TO YOU BEFORE???

I don't know you well enough to insult you, but I'll try

I hate your shirt

[Ravenen2]

I love mew!!!! and maybe like articuno... i couldn't think of any insults because i used up all my ideas when i was complaining about you last night to your dad, when i was y'know fucking him.

[mrjhon1997]

arceus: crazy penis head (direct japanese translation)

[HerbertWK4]

Your so bony that your should have to register your elbows as weapons because they are so sharp! *shiiiinnnggg

[dman79123]

&theDracolx uuum racist much?

[Pixiesoapbox]

Articuno. Cos he's all like *ice beam* and they're all like *die*

[Dizzymo3]

You ugly gay looking motherfucker, worthless piece of shit :)

[drupib]

In Argentina we simply say "Fuck you! haha" and that smoothes it all...

[nirvanasynner13]

Your face clashes with your sweater. :)

[astrobotanical]

"Having sex with your dad. Yeah. That's appropriate." lol

[DaleVuitton]

You have shitty cuticles =]

[KohTohNeh]

You're like a watered down version of Nat. :D

[RussinoProductions]

@KohTohNeh no. he's like a gay version of Nat :)

[vanillacreamify]

I could never be mean to you so I'll do this the other way around.

I love watching your vidoes. You make me laugh so much ):<

[siggypurple]

your smiley faces will never cheer up anything because they have creepy slits instead of eyes =)

[bretandevan]

You remind me of Tazo Full-Leaf Tea Sachets.

Because I don't like either :)

(insulted.)

[yungmula35]

gay bitch... =)

[Yesthatisme77]

You're fat. =)

[theDracoIX]

You are a worthless nigger parasite on the ass of humanity. Please go die in a fire. =)

[evan323x2010]

The crappy animation in your music videos, really takes away from your shitty music =)

[MomoaiMilk]

@evan323x2010 SHAFTED. INTHEFACE.

[derebin]

I feel like your music has steadily been going downhill since oh about January. :)

[februaryboy91]

If you were turned inside-out, your appearance would be greatly improved. (I know what you're thinking about the "inside-out" part :P)

[PoeticPoppa]

You're only slightly less attractive than a AIDS ridden, wart-covered shaved chimp :-)

[heylookitskaelie]

Youre a pushover. Stop being so nice and optimistic :D

[fdfd434343]

your voice makes my ears bleed :)

[hamfish225]

i hope you get swallowed by and earthquake..... bitch :)

[TheMrFraz]

Mewtwo all the way, sugar. Remember the first movie?

No one efs with Mewtwo. Or he'll make a hurricane.

[NewTuber101]

This is so cute!

[abacus1701]

Bless your heart, aren't you just precious =)

[ceres51892]

I like Mew. Regular Mew. None of this 'Mewtwo', although he is pretty awesome too... Damn you, now I want to watch that movie!!!

I could never insult you. I love you too much, and you're hilarious. =)

-Ri

[Wuebeling]

Faggot =)

[fshando]

CELEBI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shwallin]

Articuno.

[Busu]

Zapdos!

You'll never be a Pokemon master. Turn in your hat. [=

[MusicIsFreedom42]

Your videos have been so boss lately, Joe. I watch them over like 5 times and never stop laughing~

[DisfiguredUnicorn]

your mum's so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnder's was ending.

=)

[Fazerella]

Gawd, you're so gay!

:)

[ImHellucard]

@Fazerella That one deserves serious thumbs up.

[Fazerella]

@ImHellucard

Thank you. ;)

[Milesjorellivai]

aahhww you look like a cute puppy who just got run over :D

[chica476]

You are vaginal waste.

[Psychicbum101]

Wow, Joe, you seem to attract a lot of haters, judging by the comments on the video lol That only means you'll be rich and famous some day soon :) I used to think I did well in Elementary School, because my teacher always drew a smiley face on all my papers, when I grew up I looked at the grade and the note beside the smiley face, "F--But You Are Improving :)" So I can sympathize, lol, you never fail to make me laugh!

[AEC226]

I hope your happy with moonmistmm's dad! I always knew you had a sugar daddy Joe, you just seem like that kind of person. :)

[DemAlez]

Insult? Oh no I could never degrade someone as low on the food chain as you :)

[DennisOfDoom]

Yuh skinny little shit get some meat on those bones yuh cross eyed drunken bitch :D (Love Yuh)

[moocowrox1234]

Story Line(This is at lunch):

Boy-I <3 you

Girl-Ummm yeah kool

Boy-WTF

Girl-Wat!?

Teacher- Wat in the hell are yuu fukn talkin bout

Boy-This is ah A & B conversation so you needa C yuur way out of it b4 D jumps over E ands F's(Fucks) you up! ((:

[hilliexbean]

You're a fucking dick :)

[gecko562]

Maybe you would have more friends if you showed some real emotion on your videos rather than looking constipated! Watch some Chris Crocker and take notes bitch! =)

[SAMsite5000]

Joe,Your kinda like mewtwo an ugly fuck up :)

[N1coleMarie]

Favorite Legendary: Darkrai <3

[midatlantic10]

What gives with the Doritos? A skinny turd like you should eat some real meat. Are you anorexic or are you fleeing some war-torn famine-stricken country? =)

[BiancaEstrella303]

If you grew some hair on your face like a real man, I might stop confusing you with Hilary Swank =)

[letsgo33]

I know you keep saying that you look like Britney Spears with your bald head, but you remind more of a skinny version of Vin Diesel =)

[BeardLovin]

so I just wanna say you are pretty hilarious and like my fave.

[Jjacub]

MEW! mewtwo is just a pathetic attempt at recapturing the awesomeness of mew

[weekendvideos]

I was actoually going to write something mean about this video and then you said the question of the day or what ever so it now seems pointless