Jeff, just read that is on the screen "I've got to sheat that door!".It's sometime simply... It's too bad, you maybe miss a lot of things before you saw the giants larva (you didn't check all the place were the dog is)
By the emperor…hearsay…it defiles this place, but fear not imperial citizen the imperium’s finest the Imperial Guard are on their way. The men of the 101st Gallerian know how to deal with the servants of chaos leave that place and shield your eyes lest you succumb to its taint.
I didnt know what Jeff needed to do with that door either but then a little text came up saying that the key is on the hole and that he needed to push it. Later when he tried the screwdriver the game said he needed something to catch the key with.
So Jeff, just read the little texts that pop up whenever you try things. They give you some nice clues!
Tell me, how many times during a game that can cause frustration or/and is challenging did you call the game dumb, when overall you admit it was a great game?
Anybody who says "Never" better not be subscribed to a single gamer channel, as you are not a gamer if you can say "Never".
@macek677 I think his problem is, that during games he thinks "What would I do?" not (like most of us) "What would the game make me do based on the past?"
@VertigoTeaparty I am glad that I am not the only one that likes the videos but is most of the time turned off to them by how bitchy Jeff can be at times, because he sometimes can not understand what is truly going on in a game.
You're such a fucking noob Maximus, but the worst part is you call the game retarded when you can't figure out. You have to imagine what these videos look like us. We're watching you struggle to solve an easy puzzle and yell at it for being 'retarded'.
Wow check all that fanboy rage from Vertigo's comment even though the point is 100% valid and the reply he got just backed up his comment even more.
A true fan points out negativities in someones video's to help that person grow should they decide to take the critisism into consideration but with a reply like that why even bother with the owner of said content.
@MrC4stle Spot on =) Jeff is a man of action, which serves him well in some games. This is not one of them. Blaming it on the game, which is very well put together, does not reflect well on him. There's no shame in struggling with things, especially in this sort of environment with people breathing down your neck online, as long as you admit it might be your own doing.
so much hate wow. if you don't like to watch him failing at a couple of things throughout a game then just don't watch him that newspaper trick wouldn't work in real life that's probably why he called it retarded. Keep it up Mr black
12:50 Uhh Jeff, how did this not make sense to you? You knock the key out of the hole, then slide it out from under the door. I love you man, but you get so fucking stupid when you're upset.
if you think Jeff throws out retarded because he literally thinks the game is retarded....then i suppose you are subbed to him for the wrong reason. go watch his playthrough of i wanna be the guy. then you will see his true definition of retarded :D
I love how people bitch at him XD. Why the fuck do you watch him play a PUZZLE GAME if you don't expect him to have some problems? Then you comment just to QQ and say your better and how "Logical" and easy it was for you.. Some people.. lol.
Many guys pointed that out but try that in real life. Put newspaper to a hole under a door, then use screwdriver to push the key outa keyhole. Then it will fall on the ground - on newspaper. Now you can pull it to you and have your key. Logic xD
Okay he is calling the game retarded for a thing we think simple but hey, fuck off.
You don't know if Jeff was in a good condition when he recorded that shit and, more important, solving video game puzles isn't a "must have" sjill to suceed in life anyway.
Your inability to understand basic concepts in these games mystify me. Sorry but I can't stand to watch your incompetent fumblings through these games anymore. I'll just go watch adam instead. Unsubbed.
12:40: it says "Poking the key out isn't going to achieve anything. I need a way to collect it from under the door, once I've pushed it out."
Sounds logical right?.. The game almost spelled it out for him right?.. Put the newspaper under it, push it out and collect it, EZPZ right?..
Yet Jeff says wtf at every step along the way and calls the game retarded once he figured it out by blind luck haha. No hard feelings, but drink less and pay more attention before calling something retarded Jeff! xD
Also, as a side note, why would the newspaper go under the door and not someplace else? I have no idea at all what you expected using a newspaper on a door to do then haha.
No, blaming the game because you don't understand simple concepts like using the newspaper to catch the key you've knocked out of the keyhole on the other side with the screwdriver is what is actually "Fucking retarded."
Stop blaming the game because you don't understand simple puzzles. Like your videos but seriously it's making you look like a child.
@MaximusBlack You don't understand Jeff. VertigoTeaparty has never had a tough time in a game ever. He plays games by himself and tells everyone he beat every part easily. You should feel stupid for not beating every part instantly as far as he is concerned.
@MaximusBlack dont listen to him. play the way YOU like it. thats what make these videos entertaining. what could HE possibly do to you any way? he cant control you.
@btiny101 So everybody who gives criticism to a person who is just a bit famous then it's trolling or not allowed LOL way to be a fucking fag fanboy STFU
@VertigoTeaparty Hey leave Jeff alone, everyone in this channel knows Jeff is mentally challenged when it comes to puzzles and that he has tunnel vision. We are here to see him rage over obvious stuff.
Guys I'm telling all those Bouses out there !! Hear mee ! Jeff puts a lot of hard work in everything he does. I want to thank him and say this : Let's kill that LIKE button at his videos if we enjoy it. He well deserves this with everything he did up to this point. I'm just another guy who likes Jeff and Adam and their love child LAGTV and wanted to share my thoughts that's all. In my opinion Like if you like Fav, if you Love , and Share the Love around ! PEACE ! :)
I remember that part with the steam floor. I could only see about halfway across where I should walk or not on the floor, the rest had to be trial and error. Kinda badly designed imho, or maybe I missed something which helped you get across with fewer tries.
@GoldskinOST I found his comment on another video, he installed Black Plague 5-7 days ago but he wants to get Sunshine and Final Fantasy done first so he hasn't started playing it yet :)
Jeff, just read that is on the screen "I've got to sheat that door!".It's sometime simply... It's too bad, you maybe miss a lot of things before you saw the giants larva (you didn't check all the place were the dog is)
chevalier2000 2 weeks ago
well that was blind luck that Jeff finds that password under UV light. Good going Jeff!
Najmods 1 month ago
its so frustrating watching the beginning. i just wanna yell at him through the screen
cbspaul3 1 month ago
jeff, its not the game thats "fucking retarded".
Shadikun1 1 month ago 2
@15:05
By the emperor…hearsay…it defiles this place, but fear not imperial citizen the imperium’s finest the Imperial Guard are on their way. The men of the 101st Gallerian know how to deal with the servants of chaos leave that place and shield your eyes lest you succumb to its taint.
psmt1234 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MaximusBlack
crazy head movement while turning the wheel
buckeysjr 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
LOL they did the newspaper thing to get out of a room on Jake and Amir :3
TKisforreal 1 month ago
I didnt know what Jeff needed to do with that door either but then a little text came up saying that the key is on the hole and that he needed to push it. Later when he tried the screwdriver the game said he needed something to catch the key with.
So Jeff, just read the little texts that pop up whenever you try things. They give you some nice clues!
Sandouras 1 month ago
You know you played too much Arkham City when you re looking for Riddler trophies when Jeff is in the vent.
Sandouras 1 month ago
I love how giant boulders can navigate around 90 degree corners without stopping and any difficulty....
stephenchee 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
Realistic viewpoint here:
Everybody saying that Jeff is dumb and what not;
Tell me, how many times during a game that can cause frustration or/and is challenging did you call the game dumb, when overall you admit it was a great game?
Anybody who says "Never" better not be subscribed to a single gamer channel, as you are not a gamer if you can say "Never".
StainedShuriken333 1 month ago
The newspaper screwdriver thing is oldschool, I remember reading about how to do that when I was 8
RandallSavage 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
@RandallSavage Dito. I've tried it many times when I was a child. Except I used a pencil.
Xelarans 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
In Jeff's defense, kicking down the door would work IRL
dodomn 1 month ago
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dodomn 1 month ago
The dated graphics really leave a lot to the imagination, sucks me in way more than any high budget game.
BaileysBeads 1 month ago
Holy shit Jeff. You are an idiot. I have no more doubts.
BLooDCoMPleX 1 month ago
Lol what was that at 0:44? lol!!
Rezoxel 1 month ago
oh god jeff there are 2 doors =_=
warhammer1104 1 month ago
lol "the game is retarded" no jeff ist just you lol
warhammer1104 1 month ago 14
After watching this vid only one conclusion comes to my mind:
Jeff is normally functioning human being without basics of the logical thinking.
macek677 1 month ago
@macek677 I think his problem is, that during games he thinks "What would I do?" not (like most of us) "What would the game make me do based on the past?"
killar55 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
3:03 to 3:13
Mangaminx would be sour.
Scorpiochess 1 month ago
his face at 14:55 lol
bluenathpost 1 month ago
Oh my God Jeff how can you... I won't continue as this is gettin' old.
CharlesOneOfAustria 1 month ago
omg his face is so funny
lukerAl123 1 month ago
@VertigoTeaparty I am glad that I am not the only one that likes the videos but is most of the time turned off to them by how bitchy Jeff can be at times, because he sometimes can not understand what is truly going on in a game.
tie233 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
The screwdriver and key mechanic was actually pretty cool. Hope you get it now though. =) keep up the good work jeff.
cmarcacYT 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture 2
Called it. 0:01
MegaNob99 1 month ago
so many haterz
karleeto19 1 month ago
Wait... Lars Jensen...? who was this game developed by?
Milkandcookeys 1 month ago
Anyone else expected an Ultralisk to sow up when the banging started?
maikato89 1 month ago
You're such a fucking noob Maximus, but the worst part is you call the game retarded when you can't figure out. You have to imagine what these videos look like us. We're watching you struggle to solve an easy puzzle and yell at it for being 'retarded'.
lordofninepaths 1 month ago
Wow check all that fanboy rage from Vertigo's comment even though the point is 100% valid and the reply he got just backed up his comment even more.
A true fan points out negativities in someones video's to help that person grow should they decide to take the critisism into consideration but with a reply like that why even bother with the owner of said content.
MrC4stle 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MaximusBlack 13
@MrC4stle Spot on =) Jeff is a man of action, which serves him well in some games. This is not one of them. Blaming it on the game, which is very well put together, does not reflect well on him. There's no shame in struggling with things, especially in this sort of environment with people breathing down your neck online, as long as you admit it might be your own doing.
genericuser1000 1 month ago
26:18 my fav part! :D
Shadikun1 1 month ago
About the newspaper part : arent you guys happy that Maximus Black has no idea on how to break into stuff ?! :D
TheKaeseStulle 1 month ago
Jeff was tired during this video...Don't hate :/
NightmareCrab 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
10:29 aaah i see mr bouse is still using the time old if it won't open BEAT THE HELL OUTTA IT WITH SOMETHING technique
XD you're funny bouse!!
santa0704 1 month ago
I love you Jeff, but you gotta pay more attention to the hints in games like this. it will make your life a lot easier :)
Kelplings 1 month ago
@VertigoTeaparty you are watching his videos and giving him views .. why would he give a fuck about what you think of his gaming style
pugdish 1 month ago
please read the messages that pop up T^T
MrIkbob 1 month ago
5:24... EPIC
SC2TheCrusader 1 month ago
First thing I thought of at 7:24 was PIGGIE!!!!!! I'M PUMPED! :D
*Brofist* anyone?
woetothepubliceye 1 month ago
so much hate wow. if you don't like to watch him failing at a couple of things throughout a game then just don't watch him that newspaper trick wouldn't work in real life that's probably why he called it retarded. Keep it up Mr black
0Tehpwnage 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
12:50 Uhh Jeff, how did this not make sense to you? You knock the key out of the hole, then slide it out from under the door. I love you man, but you get so fucking stupid when you're upset.
MrStreager 1 month ago
Jeff I really lol'd at 13:00 :D
nodnarb11d4 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
his reaction at just after 14:43 !!! priceless! XD
EggyNAir 1 month ago
if you think Jeff throws out retarded because he literally thinks the game is retarded....then i suppose you are subbed to him for the wrong reason. go watch his playthrough of i wanna be the guy. then you will see his true definition of retarded :D
FuFu4OJ 1 month ago
I love how people bitch at him XD. Why the fuck do you watch him play a PUZZLE GAME if you don't expect him to have some problems? Then you comment just to QQ and say your better and how "Logical" and easy it was for you.. Some people.. lol.
TheHeadsmansPride 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
Also:
"Be careful *MB gets into water* that shiny water is *MB dies*"
xD
PituDitu 1 month ago
Many guys pointed that out but try that in real life. Put newspaper to a hole under a door, then use screwdriver to push the key outa keyhole. Then it will fall on the ground - on newspaper. Now you can pull it to you and have your key. Logic xD
PituDitu 1 month ago
Wow so much hate on Jeff O_o
Okay he is calling the game retarded for a thing we think simple but hey, fuck off.
You don't know if Jeff was in a good condition when he recorded that shit and, more important, solving video game puzles isn't a "must have" sjill to suceed in life anyway.
Unexard 1 month ago
Your inability to understand basic concepts in these games mystify me. Sorry but I can't stand to watch your incompetent fumblings through these games anymore. I'll just go watch adam instead. Unsubbed.
josephdhowe 1 month ago
@josephdhowe
nice job stating unsubbed, thanks for letting the world know
im proud of u
CrazyHand196 1 month ago
How to solve problems The Maximus black edition.
1) Pick up all the notes but READ NOTHING, that only slows you down
2) Use your PICK AXE on EVERYTHING, because eventually you will get lucky.
3) Run around in circles re clicking everything for 30 min until the puzzle solves itself
And dont forget to scream and yell "retarded" every 5 min. This will clear your mind and help you concentrate.
TamaNewb 1 month ago
The start of the video almost killed me.... This had to be staged...
TamaNewb 1 month ago
damn amnesia looks alot better :S
hope he will try to play that soon would be fun.
vpax 1 month ago
@vpax he already finished amnesia
suggipuss 1 month ago
@vpax
he has already done amnesia, its a little dated but its in his playlist and channel description
CrazyHand196 1 month ago
@vpax He already did! Fully played through! Check his channel.
TC53227 1 month ago
Using some paper and somethin small enough to fit in a keyhole is a common burglar tactic to get the keys if they are still in the lock.
You should raid you neighborhood a little more before calling a game retarded.
Just a joke.
undeadrogue99 1 month ago
Not your finest hour Jeff.
Monticello24 1 month ago
@Monticello24 Saying that though, I still love you.
Monticello24 1 month ago
ive been waiting soooooooooo longggggg for this
Cabbage240 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
Calling the game dumb, really? :| C'mon Jeff, let's be honest here.
Reruro 1 month ago 10
./sigh, Jeff.
Reruro 1 month ago
12:40: it says "Poking the key out isn't going to achieve anything. I need a way to collect it from under the door, once I've pushed it out."
Sounds logical right?.. The game almost spelled it out for him right?.. Put the newspaper under it, push it out and collect it, EZPZ right?..
Yet Jeff says wtf at every step along the way and calls the game retarded once he figured it out by blind luck haha. No hard feelings, but drink less and pay more attention before calling something retarded Jeff! xD
666Seryan 1 month ago 65
@666Seryan Whoops, the quote was from 11:40 instead of 12:40 btw.
Also, as a side note, why would the newspaper go under the door and not someplace else? I have no idea at all what you expected using a newspaper on a door to do then haha.
666Seryan 1 month ago
@666Seryan I used to play spy games with my older brother and use that technique when i was 5 years old lol :D
HouseDweller 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
im enjoying this game.... but it needs to end soon :D
stoleurshoes 1 month ago
Alright. Jeffs not just bad at other games besides starcraft. Hes dumb.
RPGE5U5 1 month ago 4
No, blaming the game because you don't understand simple concepts like using the newspaper to catch the key you've knocked out of the keyhole on the other side with the screwdriver is what is actually "Fucking retarded."
Stop blaming the game because you don't understand simple puzzles. Like your videos but seriously it's making you look like a child.
VertigoTeaparty 1 month ago 71
@VertigoTeaparty
You mad bro?
MaximusBlack 1 month ago 54
@MaximusBlack lol
rpgowninggamer 1 month ago
@MaximusBlack lol seems more to me that you are mad bro :S
vpax 1 month ago
@MaximusBlack
Someone is mad at 12:50 Do you know that dude?
20adam20 1 month ago 2
@MaximusBlack trololololo :D
HouseDweller 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
@MaximusBlack Na I think you mad...
Madmike19944 1 month ago
@MaximusBlack That's very ironic MB lol
MrStreager 1 month ago
@MaximusBlack You don't understand Jeff. VertigoTeaparty has never had a tough time in a game ever. He plays games by himself and tells everyone he beat every part easily. You should feel stupid for not beating every part instantly as far as he is concerned.
Rolandscv 1 month ago
@MaximusBlack dont listen to him. play the way YOU like it. thats what make these videos entertaining. what could HE possibly do to you any way? he cant control you.
Shadikun1 1 month ago
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NarwhalsCall 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
@MaximusBlack everyone is watching this :D
Chrono142 1 month ago
@MaximusBlack (hemad)
MegaNob99 1 month ago
@MaximusBlack They are all mad because you have beat IWTBTG.
DebiDecus 1 month ago
@MaximusBlack This bro seems mad.
awesome playthrough Jeff, keep it up.
Kerbalf 1 month ago
@MaximusBlack He may be mad bro, but he is still right.
genericyoutubname 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
@MaximusBlack No, I think he has a point.
courteibutt 1 month ago
@MaximusBlack lol
blueyoshi5000 1 month ago
@VertigoTeaparty SUCK MY DICK!, your not allowed to DIS MESIMUSBLACK BIT**, leave maximus awsome black ALONE!!!
btiny101 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
@btiny101 So everybody who gives criticism to a person who is just a bit famous then it's trolling or not allowed LOL way to be a fucking fag fanboy STFU
SugarRainer 1 month ago
@btiny101 LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
shotgunn9 1 month ago
@VertigoTeaparty Youre just a scrub
cmullins69 1 month ago
@VertigoTeaparty Hey leave Jeff alone, everyone in this channel knows Jeff is mentally challenged when it comes to puzzles and that he has tunnel vision. We are here to see him rage over obvious stuff.
TheChicoNerd 1 month ago
@VertigoTeaparty He just doesnt read anything or he never understands what hes reading...
TamaNewb 1 month ago
@VertigoTeaparty
please touch my tits.
hobostreet123 1 month ago
@VertigoTeaparty star wars nerd
kross103 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
@VertigoTeaparty stfu fag. go suck a cock dipshit
XGuynFc 1 month ago
@VertigoTeaparty You're winning the thumbs up war :D
Milkandcookeys 1 month ago
@VertigoTeaparty Its kinda disappointing some times.
courteibutt 1 month ago
btw maximus you can kill those dogs with your pickaxe
TheGentlemania 1 month ago
@TheGentlemania trolling?
Diekyl 1 month ago
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JesperThygesen 1 month ago
Guys I'm telling all those Bouses out there !! Hear mee ! Jeff puts a lot of hard work in everything he does. I want to thank him and say this : Let's kill that LIKE button at his videos if we enjoy it. He well deserves this with everything he did up to this point. I'm just another guy who likes Jeff and Adam and their love child LAGTV and wanted to share my thoughts that's all. In my opinion Like if you like Fav, if you Love , and Share the Love around ! PEACE ! :)
HouseDweller 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
xDDDDDDDDD O.O when the blacklight goes on and the creepy music starts, then walks to the shelf, takes embryo glass and throws it away xD
TheGentlemania 1 month ago
00:00 GEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEE ! :D
HouseDweller 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
Old Newspaper + Screwdriver = Key xD
TheGentlemania 1 month ago
14:50 -> Jeff: a mix of WTF and FEAR
csoul725 1 month ago
@csoul725 Actually it's more of a "omg I'm not gonna need to read all this am I ?"
Sephariel 1 month ago
derp
TheTruthOfLies 1 month ago
:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
madsbo123 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
finally, man
Wravee 1 month ago in playlist Penumbra Overture
I remember that part with the steam floor. I could only see about halfway across where I should walk or not on the floor, the rest had to be trial and error. Kinda badly designed imho, or maybe I missed something which helped you get across with fewer tries.
Mujigsuppa 1 month ago
Will u do the penumbra black plague ?
GoldskinOST 1 month ago
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Mujigsuppa 1 month ago
@GoldskinOST I found his comment on another video, he installed Black Plague 5-7 days ago but he wants to get Sunshine and Final Fantasy done first so he hasn't started playing it yet :)
Mujigsuppa 1 month ago
FIRST WANKER
Peakaboo2k 1 month ago