CELEBS I WOULD FUCK.

[o0R3stless0o]

Avatar P*ssy! LMMFAO!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[mini1gerbel]

the blue people from avatar, LOLOLOL

[Vtrjfrost]

who was the first youtube celeb he said

[Whosthatpokemon2012]

did you make the marge simpson sounds yourself? fucking hilarious! :)

[EQVAY04]

WOWEE MATE! AHHAHA

[iluv2rant]

@EQVAY04 ;)

[MrVicist]

@EQVAY04 Maryanne or Ginger Eqvay04? I'm a Maryanne fan myself.

[MrVicist]

@MrVicist I would too, just for the record.

[scoopsigns]

You can definitely tell this guy hasn't been laid in years.

[iluv2rant]

@scoopsigns YOU'RE A FUCKIN IDIOT

[poopytoes2]

I don't know how i found this but it is great! had me laughing at 230am!

[iluv2rant]

@poopytoes2 awesome-thanks

[yolandachristmas1975]

<<<--------------- LOL, Why you didn't used this picture . That was greatttt. Man you are so funny. I Love watching your channel .You need to have your our T.V show. Love you man . Take care and God bless

[GrayRealities]

Best video of 2012!....So many beautiful women so little time, wish you can remember everyone of them. especially "Kate Winslet" from Titanic and YouTuber Bryony channel name "Paperlilies" 2 hot dishes you missed out on.

[LadyRene100]

lol thx man this is too funny n who the hell flagged it smdh i luv it its goin to my favs

[iluv2rant]

@LadyRene100 always some no talent fk flaggin- glad u liked it LADY!

[dixi3blond3]

<---- didnt make the cut :( lol

[iluv2rant]

@dixi3blond3 ran outta time- you know id fuck!

[dixi3blond3]

@iluv2rant meh im no celeb anyway lol good to know im on a list of attarxtive females tho :)

[dixi3blond3]

@dixi3blond3 holy fuck lol attractive* i need sleep!

[iluv2rant]

@dixi3blond3 INDEED

[Earlexnintendo84]

If I'm bored on the weekends I come to your channel for some funny entertainment.

[iluv2rant]

@Earlexnintendo84 thats awesome-thanks

[MenkeEntertainment]

without a rubber! lol

[almost401]

i cant believe u forgot elisha curthbert. i had a crush on her in highschool. shes a Canadian hottie.

[Shadowsolid]

lol ew

[papaschuette]

@hot1fromnc. That must have been cool. I would have been a complete bumbling idiot. Wouldn't know what to say. Just sat there and drooled!!! Peace

[LittleMissForty]

I find this depressing....from a female perspective!

[iluv2rant]

@LittleMissForty Its all in good fun young lady...... it was meant to be funny,not offensive. Im not planning on doing another one like this for a while- took 3 hours to edit all that stuff.......have a nice weekend.....and I do appreciate your honest feedback

[LittleMissForty]

@iluv2rant I know....!! And just like it takes more for a woman that his meat and two veg...to make it in the relationship stakes!! lol

[iluv2rant]

@LittleMissForty LOL-true

[U4rikmind]

i still got a crush on elvira. i have a thing for goth chicks. michelle rodriguez is awesome too.

[1truassassin]

jessica alba is hot

[metalheadishere]

i would fuck piratesavvy and every other chick in this video.

[1truassassin]

@metalheadishere i would bone the shit out of her too

[sunsetlover]

Damie is going to laugh that she made your list

[sunsetlover]

that chef makes me wet

[YoSaihop]

AHAHAHAHAHA Sir I love your channel.

[TUCKERZONE]

Kirk was so Dumb and Thumbs up For Daphnie from Scooby doo hahaa

[EdwardMarshall1982]

And one more thing brosef. Soundgarden "The Day I Tried to Live". Yeah.

[EdwardMarshall1982]

Of course you could be a halfway decent parent you piece of shit motherfucker.

[iluv2rant]

@EdwardMarshall1982 I AM A GOOD PARENT MOTHERFUCKER

[metalheadishere]

@iluv2rant do u have kids?

[EdwardMarshall1982]

@iluv2rant Haha! Calm down bro. I was talking about parents who let their kids watch anything they come across on the internet. How your disclaimer is nice and all but most parents who use TV or the internet as a babysitter have no personal accountability. Sorry if you misunderstood me.

[iluv2rant]

@EdwardMarshall1982 thanks bro its all good..... i misunderstood you....my bad

[EdwardMarshall1982]

@iluv2rant HAHA! Nah bro. Let someone pretentious asshat talk shit about my parenting. I respect you being a parent and a man at the same time. Some fucks have to watch MTV2 to know how to be a man *sad fuckers*, and some people let others dictate how their child should be raised. My daughter is way too much like me to let the reigns go at any age. I'm a good parent, but my daughter is gonna leave a path of broken hearts and ravaged property in her wake. Thank God she is only 5.

[EdwardMarshall1982]

@iluv2rant But man I'm 29 and you've got a real Good 'ole boy about you. Kids nowadays will heed respect. You can't take that or demand it. You earn it. Hell most of our race are doormats for our spouses. Damn man. I can't blame 'em. I'm one too. Watch my daughter 4 days a week and still pay C.S. You're cool and I respect you, but If I was a family court judge, Then you are a no good piece of shit loser always. 3/4 of your time and 1/3 of your income will never be enough. FUCK!

[EdwardMarshall1982]

Whores are alot of fun? No bro pro whores are the shit. Angelina Jolie probably fucked her way to the top and I wanna drill that mountain top pussy Good rant. Well maybe that chick who stuck a flute in her pussy in American pie. Also the proclaimer is classy. You know some people let their kids watch anything, Hopefully you're voice carries enough weight to say hey motherfucker kids aren't allowed around here. As a parent I can appreciate that won't do any good but...well it's nice gesture.

[enviroaces]

u just putin out some feelers or what? lmao

[RevJesseJackson]

This is 100% true. lol

[catdog262]

Im feeling you on this one

[theclassiccarman1967]

id fuck britney spears and alot of the hot chicks u mentioned :D

[gonecyco]

JENNA MARBLES ALL THE WAY BRO! Love that bitch! "I'd eat her meat curtain like a sabre toothed tiger" <-- from her last vid.

[DJspidey100]

Captain Kirk was too busy being Kirk.

Luckily Spock was there to fill the hole. Highly Logical.

[hot1fromnc]

I work in the airport, you cant even imagine how man times "id fuck her" runs through my head.

[datphillybabe215]

@ iluv2rant What about MILA KUNIS?! Flyleaf's my favorite band btw

[iluv2rant]

@bonniekilty PEACE

[metalheadishere]

@bonniekilty You're a dumbass narcissistic bitch.

[califgirl101]

I mean, as straight up as I am I kinda had a childhood crush for freakin Elvira Mistress Of The Dark! Oh my freakin Gawd man! She's just too damn hot! Salma Hayek hell freakin yeah! Hallie Berry damn straight! Yeah, Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears now even though Ms. Spears had a shit load of problems media wise but, that's beside the other side of the dollar bill! Now, Loretta Switt from MASH is all sweet! Fine ass, legs and the body to boot! Yeah!

[califgirl101]

Wow! Outta sight dude! I could listen to you go on and on and on and on about celeb chicks all day or night long! More! More! More!

[fatchickskinny]

Mr. Rant, I can't believe Anna Paquin didn't make your list.

[jepst41]

Sad thing is Jessica Simpson is smarter than me. My IQ, 152. Hers, 160. So want to do more with my life than she has!!!

[jepst41]

Crazy fucks have some serious baggage. Beware!

[rshadio]

hahahaahah best shit i have seen i a while

[007feedback]

I always liked Ernest Borgnines girlfriend from the "Poseidon adventure"

And the long black haired girl from "Charlies angels"

[MyBlackstar95]

Kate Beckinsale I would turn gay for her and Shania Twain :D

[StephenWestSyd]

haha I Barbara Eden had it going on back in the day! It would of been my mission if I was around back then to make her my wife! With all the plastic surgery she has had, she still looks good for her age!

[BorderCityBandit]

My Celebrity Crush since the 80s was and is Drew Barrymore

[piratesavvy07]

Wonder woman! I'd be a lesbian for her.

[papaschuette]

I'm still trying to figure out this phone so I can start posting some vids. Don't have a PC yet. All I got is this SANYO INCOGNITO. Piece of shit. Peace.

[CjDaddyX]

Shit dude I was about to say, you can't forget Lori! hell yea :-)

[pyramidhead138]

id screw almost all of em myself, with or without a rubber, oh wait i gotta think about STDS, doh!

[CjDaddyX]

I'd shag Oprah for enough money!

[pyramidhead138]

00:32-1:00 agreed!

[papaschuette]

I hear ya bro. I would start with Barbra Eden (Genie) slow time and do them all. Might have to take the little blue pill to keep up, but it would be worth it LOL. Peace.

[papaschuette]

I don't know about you but I've always had a thing for Jennifer Love Hewitt. BAD ASS!!! Totally agree on the rest. Peace.

[iluv2rant]

@papaschuette SHE WAS ON THE LIST BUT i HAD TO MAKE A FEW CUTS-IT WAS GETTING TO BE TOO LONG

[iluv2rant]

@papaschuette THAT VID TOOK A LONG TIME TO EDIT

[hot1fromnc]

@papaschuette I met her before even got a hug, shes a really sexy and down to earth chick.

[Bllackguard666]

Fairuza Balk...can't forget her. Or Ksenia Laura. They are both hot.

[iluv2rant]

@Bllackguard666 AGREED

[razielsephiroth]

-bows- I have nothing to say. 

[iluv2rant]

@razielsephiroth I WILL GET TO THE REQUESTS SOON BROTHER

[razielsephiroth]

@iluv2rant No rush man that was a lot of beautiful women