Tila Tequila: Pre-Pubescent Alien Whore (Robot Chicken)

[george77772moons]

BRILLIANT. AND ALSO VERY ACCURATE!

[CMEZ010897]

Yo i gotta give a shout out to mah ABS !

^This guy^

[JHoward393]

The guy with the Spiked Hair is Bobby Banhart. In reality Tila and Bobby did date for awhile but Bobby couldn't take the camera stuff so the two broke up.

[idugupthegrave]

i love how nonchalantly the one scientist shoots everyone :D is that bad?

[makememakemoney1]

haha awesome!

[insaneapples]

aaand now shes in a porn getting eaten out by some chicks. Cool.

[joethehero2]

@insaneapples So, I guess that's a step up for her.

BOOM!

[WardahTheBlaqQ]

Well, this was ever so slightly disturbing...

[nohulse]

And after all is done, click like if you'd still tap that!

[thickterranarmor]

Fun Fact: Tila is voiced by herself here.

[SellMeLies]

haha awesome!

[TheDylanJoyce]

Dinner...

[ryan50ryan]

1:05 the pilot looks like he's jerkin off.

[1thepieman]

What. The. Wafflefanny.

(say THAT with a straight face)

[Nx57ytre]

MTV suck

[dougarr]

she's a freakin alien crazy rawbot

[Schone23666]

Now, that actually was a little disturbing...but it would explain a lot, all the same. =O

[TheStewpidGenius]

....Zak Bagan?

[scormern]

ooooooookay O.o that was completely F%$KED up man

[hunterlumrocks]

fine. no sleep. i see how it is.

[deathtoyouall]

*cries* I am bi-sexial!!

[awesomeboy116]

epic teabagging

[InnocentInsanity427]

o.o; alrighty then....

[01Catobell]

O.O



[lutzdify]

I am VERY certain that this show is banned from Iran, Thailand, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Yemen, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, the Phillipines, Vietnam, Malaysia, Indonesia, Botswana, the Congo, Nigeria, Niger, Somalia, Ethiopia, Sudan, Algeria, Pakistan, Uzbekistan, North Korea, Armenia, Cuba, Zimbabwe, Syria, and Mauritiana.

[gorlax123]

@lutzdify all those countries are run by poorly structured governments who care more about retaining power rather than the well being of their people. any country that doesn't have freedom of expression is a fucking joke sorry to say buddy.

[ultradude84]

@lutzdify Iraq u forgot Iraq

[weeemanqwerty]

stop sopa

[shark1669661]

ABS!

[shardsofsteel]

It must be her time of month lol.

[callofdutyisgood]

Dont play GOD

[shortafroman4]

If the show was ACTUALLY like that, I'd totally watch it every week.

[TheGhastlyBeast1]

I'm sorry dyke.

It's Diane...

LOL

[sinaweena]

I gotta give a shout out to MY ABS!

[TheSh4adow]

Damn... YouPorn's really getting desperate for view's.... Wait... I'm still on YouTube?... Ohh...

[WW2models]

No mom im not watching porn!!

[ForTheRofls]

i am scared of women now...not rly

[HollywoodStudios100]

FUCKIN WEIRD!

[BGKO1992]

this freaked the shit out of me

[KITTYCLUSTERFUCK]

Anyone else noticed the house at the end kinda looks like the drawn together house?..

[sinaweena]

I'd like to make a shout out to; MY ABS!!!!

[Datelesswonders]

Seems legit.

[jado818]

LOL... appropriate 50% of the time

[AntiVenom36]

I've remembered of seeing a sketch at MAD (which it's a bit more milder version of Robot Chicken) that Megan Fox turns out to be a robot the whole time too.

[AntiVenom36]

Tila Tequila is an alien robot the whole goddamn time with the ability of T1000 from Terminator 2: Judgement Day. It shows that all of these reality shows are fake.

[TheJuancarlos97]

HOLY CRAP!

[MrUn1versal]

I gotta lay off the mushrooms for a while

[imhungryiwantpizza]

@MrUn1versal I gotta get BACK ON the shrooms!

[DangerousD6969]

funny how Tila actually parody herself

[subwayis666]

tila tequila's sex tape wasnt so bad.. but she ate his ass..

[pb19111]

It's like they fused Kim Kardashian with Windows Vista.

[thelunarghost]

its what happends when hoolywood wreks all of our precuous girls O.o this reminds me of thet freddys nightmares where everyones programmed robots DX

[joshwa247]

Tila's Pontential Pickup Lines for UH-1 "Huey" Helicopter:

Helicopter? Hel-i-yes!

Just between Huey and me, I want to have sex.

I'm BISEXUAL!

[Seaction8]

LABAROOOOOONNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fsffsa5325324]

Damn, I wonder how crazy that bitch can get when she's on her period..

[dryspud]

be afraid.....be very, very afraid.......

[TheJP9617]

honestly the creepiest shit ive seen in my life....wow

[Montesama314]

Does anyone actually watch the real Tila Tequila show?

[Slytherin128]

@Montesama314 You mean that crazy bitch is real???? O__O

*hides under my bed*

[hygaledawkins]

@Slytherin128 she is NOT real and i mean she is just a normal girl 

[nerdyfun101]

........ the end kinda creeped me out... O.o

[DJZaXiade]

what da fuq.

[Shorty15c4007]

@JesusFingeredBabies How about a thumbs down? Jajajaja

[jwagner7000]

5,6,3,2. lol

[TerranIsImba]

Okay I think I missed something.

[Taricus]

@_@

[deathball751]

so, she's bisexial?

[SovereignStatesman]

Maybe if Robot Chicken satirized things people actually WATCHED, people would actually watch Robot Chicken.

[zachbattak]

okay...what the fuck just happened?

[theredm35]

i'm scared

[mommasboy54321]

.............crack heads

[TheWesley108]

Wow right when the sex sounds started my computer froze and the sound was turned really high up

[JHoward393]

@TheWesley108 sounds like you need defender pro 15 in 1 you might have way too many cookies in your browser.

[fucknamenumbers]

im sorry dyke!

[UTMR117]

Wait, who is Tila Tequila, and is "A Shot at Love" some kind of TV show or something? o.O

[xXFoxyCherryChicaXx]

@UTMR117 Yeah it is.

[UTMR117]

@xXFoxyCherryChicaXx And, is Tila Tequila actually bi sexual?

[xXFoxyCherryChicaXx]

@UTMR117 Yes she is actually bi sexual

[UTMR117]

@xXFoxyCherryChicaXx okay... and is she someone who makes lesbian matches...... right?

[xXFoxyCherryChicaXx]

@UTMR117 Sometimes I guess.

I only watched a couple episodes when I used to have cable when I was like 12 or something.

What I gathered, she really is a whore. The biggest whore I've ever seen. Good drama show though. Lots of sexiness in it as well.

[UTMR117]

@xXFoxyCherryChicaXx o.O okay... why would your parent's watch lesbian whore shows if you're 12?

[xXFoxyCherryChicaXx]

@UTMR117

Lol we had cable, but no channel blocking becauseI don't think my Dad cared.

So.

[fucknamenumbers]

sorry dyke!

[GiaJ1]

Lol, robot cant control the heli, wasnt programmed for intelectual purposes.

[primeone810]

I don't think I'll watch Tila Tequila...

[MrTrunks2000]

that waz creepy

[VaticanIscariot]

isnt dike a derogatory term?

[Therowbro77]

.....you mean justin bieber?

[sdmitch16]

But that's why we made her omni______. ? What did the scientist with the silenced gun say?

[piecat42]

@sdmitch16 omni-ethnic, i think

[dirtybunny987]

fucking commercial! ugh

[CamTheQuiet]

wtf did i just watch?

[BGrockr1X1]

wtf just happened?

[me5132]

i think the mispronunsiations for the tila tequila robot where a representation of how the real tila wasn't very good at remembering peoples' names

[birdistheword100ify]

don't thumbs up me



[betrekwoman]

Am I the only one that found that disturbing?

[Warcodered01]

@betrekwoman Not that shit was fucking terrifying.

[Robomonkey101]

Never going on reality tv

[ryder2341]

press F13 to skip ads

[shadowasianlol]

@ryder2341 I'm on a Mac...umad?!

[TheKatangeseDollar]

@ryder2341 , i have a mac any ideas?

[God670]

@TheKatangeseDollar you fool! There is no such thing as F13! He means to say F10 GOSH!

[TheKatangeseDollar]

@God670 ok ok ok...

[rorrim0]

@God670 actaully i had an f13 on my last keyboard but it made my computer self destruct:D

[Bl4ckM4gic037]

@ryder2341 You dick lol...

[eagles1193]

@ryder2341 Fuck you, I actually looked for a F13 xD!

[BbubblyJ]

@ryder2341 HEY!!! There is no F13!!! I feel so stupid....lol

[negativethree1]

@ryder2341 it didnt work i just herd a beep

[MsTobuscus]

@ryder2341 I c wut u did thar.

[xXSkittlesDaRabbitXx]

LABAIREN

[316shibby]

Emotions are appropriate almost 50 percent of the time

[nightangel92992]

i love white boys xD

[TheHAAXX]

When i saw the title i thought they were talking about Justin Bieber...

[starwarsfandude]

@TheHAAXX *rimshot*

[hotrod5010]

LOL its like terminator!!!

[TheDrYes]

my friend has an ex like her

[acheron187]

I didn't need to sleep anyway.

[leslielandberg]

I am out of the loop with regards to the pop associations, but even without knowing who Tila Tiquila is (a porn star?) this was a very well written, directed and voiced (not to mention hilarous) short. I didn't care for the first two or three Robot Chicken shorts I saw, but was hoping to see a range, since I have never watched Robot Chicken and always been curious. This one is going in my favorites. For those wondering if I've been sleeping under a rock (no a tempurpedic and on top).

[Buradori0]

That was the single most fucked up thing I've ever seen...and I've seen End of Evangelion.

[Lkynmbr24]

That was mind fuck to the extreme... creeped me the hell out xD

[pratikh]

What the fuuuuuck did I just watch?

[sonofursus]

I hate the ads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reavyn123]

LMAO @ LABAIREN :P

[PlaidFlag21]

look out pycho and emotional perfect couple for the asylum

[dabestsinger]

13 people are not very bisexial

[TheDylanJoyce]

Planes...

[gnitiwrdrawkcab]

thumbs up if you always thumbs down those stupid thumbs up comments.

[thebottlemusician]

@gnitiwrdrawkcab I see what you did there...

[Montrarious]

This was a bit creepy

[indoorin]

Why was there no second pilot?

[residentevilfan912]

I wish i was on that show right now because i would love to have robotic bisexual lover Giggity!!!

[NucleaRaptor]

Jesus christ,that's fucking terrifying.

[FuzzyPicture]

THIS IS SOOO CREEPY. and i love it!

[speedboy6776]

id fuck her

[gmbabiphat1]

lmaooo funniest one i seen yet alien whore lol

[mariathemunster]

oh no wers laberon

[Spectre6]

For those people bitching about the ads and are using firefox, do everyone a favor grow a brain and install AdBlockerPlus. Instead of just whinnying about it, thanks for letting us all know that you never got out of that "bitch about everything" phase of puberty. Idiots.

[TehReyMan]

@Spectre6  I HATE ADS

[jlj115]

I dont give a shit about buying cars. If youre going to force me to watch a stupid ad, atleast make it good.

[starstarstar42]

Kinda of scary that she sounds and acts like my current girlfriend.

[littlee300]

@starstarstar42 Get out now. 

[TBlover666]

this is fucking crazy

[jtpruzz]

creepy as hell

[ksk9984]

1:06 to 1:14 omfg!

[Meshakhad]

The best part, frankly, is that Tila Tequila voiced herself for this sketch. Good to know she's willing to poke fun at herself.

[jakzine540]

@Meshakhad ...That may be the funniest fact I've never known.

[ZYBORGBOOO]

@Meshakhad It's Teela Tekweela dude, she's willing to poke at anything. OH HUR DURRR

[JediKnightIlona]

@Meshakhad  So is Seth Green. ^^

[guruofmetalandrock]

@Meshakhad or thats she is in dire need for money

[recon500]

There was already an ad at 1:37 do we really need another one?

[SweetBrwnSuga]

I love LaBaron! 

[SoWrongItsHolly]

this sounded just like tila tequila!

[Draeka]

ROFL

[rmurphree919]

i might watch the commericals if half the damn videos worked!!

[Flamingsitar]

I JUST WATCH A FUCKING ADVERTISMENT TO GET AN ERROR HAS OCCURED

[reavyn123]

@Flamingsitar LMAO...... :P

[pwnzerama]

Too creepy....

[funnyhispanic]

i dont wanna date tilla anymore

[CrazyClara101]

Tila Tequila acts like a pubessent 14 year old

[miesrah12]

Sick of stupid ads?

Then download Mozila Firefox and download the Ad Block plus add on for it

[Seargent363]

AHHHHHHHh, If you have adblock plus enabled you can't watch the video.

[evilmonkeylords]

Fuck olive garden.

[countrybluegrass]

The best part about adult swim on youtube is all the so-called adults crying like small children about advertisements.

[chaosmaster07]

@countrybluegrass I don't like my information being collected just as much as the next so-called adult :(

[chauncaaa00]

@countrybluegrass Exactly... It's called adblock morons....

[gipytoiii]

@countrybluegrass or your mom's butthole

[Exstadrenaline]

Fucking great. Apparently youtube can perfectly load ads but can't tell you there's an error and you have to refresh until after the ad. So you watch the ad again and the same fucking thing happens.

Then you decide to go to Youtube's headquarters and throw a molotov cocktail inside, killing everyone in the ad promotion department. Laughing maniacally, you overdose on black tar heroine 2 hours later under an interstate offramp.

[SU123N4]

jajjajajajaajajajajajajjajajaj­ajajajja 

[Khyron56]

GerardWay4President - What you have to realize is that Youtube already makes a lot more money than you think with their banner adds, and those little bar adds that you often get in the video when you pop it up. The adds in the beginning of videos shouldn't go away, but there needs to be a way to skip them, so we can watch what we came to watch.