That is true,, I'm from India and we have tons of holidays.. In Hindu religion they had 33 billion god and goddess. they even don't remember them name so how can they celebrate each bday lol
it only makes people more ignorant if they are stupid enough to base their opinions around a cartoon meant to be funny. i for one am a huge fan of jon stewart and colbert, but im also a huge fan of seth macfarlan and family guy. im not any stupider from being one because i know that theyre just jokes. its ignorant to think that only one kind of person watches a show like family guy. learn to laugh at anything and dont take a cartoon so seriously.
Thanks to this video the hindu concept of god is once again lost to an audience that is extremely familiar and mostly fed up with the christian concept of god and the trinity. That bothers me.
Not that I am practicing hindu, or am trying to convert or anything. But there is a difference between being well-informed and being misinformed, that must be recognized. Alas people are too busy laughing without knowing.
Comedy these days have a it is funny because it is true angle to it. Think Jon Stewart, think Stephen Colbert, the onion news or even Dilbert. They actually make you smarter. This one makes people more ignorant.
The intro with Tim was nauseating...the sad truth is that our society has actually devolved to such a baby state, that peeps would be frightened by nonsense like that
I would laugh if this were funny & not just strangely intolerant. There are lots of reasons to make fun of Indians, Americans, or any nationality. The joke would lie in a recognizable truth.
Vishnu represents eternal consciousness -- hence no birthday. One of his manifest incarnations, Krishna, has a birthday which is raucously celebrated with greater fervor and excess that anything in Christianity.
Indians wash after defecation. Americans just smear the shit around with paper.
It is true, it is not universal, but it is true. Not inside the house. Outside on the front yard and sometimes the back. Cow dung is diluted with water and the liquid is spread. It keeps off insects and mosquitoes, while freshening up the environment. Cow dung is said to have medicinal properties and is an ingredient in Ayurvedic medicines.
In India it is a BIG insult to pass food with your left hand (because its the butt wiping hand ) . I told the Indian monk not to be offended because I was right handed .True story ,true fact!
Just lol! religions should all sit down and laugh at themselves from time to time. Without a lil' joke like this, the world would be a dark, dark place. TRUST ME.
People, lighten up. Not everybody cares for your opinion and most do not like your opinions being shoved down their throats. Myself included. Honestly, I don't know why people can't just shut up and stiff their upper lip. If you didn't like it, just ignore it and move on. Rate it one star if you totally have to. Personally, I found this funny, now, if you didn't, that's okay. But you don't have to say anything.
omg there cant be one fucking video in the internet about religion that everyone starts flaming... because of this kinda shit here, out there the world is all messed up with religious wars and stuff, except some people in their cozy houses dont see that
wow the tim in the beginning i wanted to punch the girl so hard im just like thats a fucking GREETING LEARN HOW TO BE SOCIAL AND GETS SOME FUCKING FRIENDS AND THAT MARCUS DOUCHE WHO SAID IT WAS THREATENING FUCK I WANT TO WORK THERE AND KILL THEM!
What the hell is with all this hate. Why is it everytime I see something on YouTube someone has to be a pissed off prick about just a simple joke. Not everything in the world is meant for others to take offence. And i'm sure even god can take a joke. Or whichever god you beleave in.
you guys just need to shut the fuck up and let your humor roll. if you cant laugh then thats your problem. learn to roll with a punch instead of getting all cock headed. damn; and if you know your sensitive to these kinds of jokes, then for fuck sake dont look them up.
...you are in denial my friend. You have either been hurt or offended by someone with some kind of belief. Athiesm IS simply an easy escape from the truth and please don't ramble on about your definition of truth, that was some serious nonsense.
dude, in what way is atheism an easy escape? I believe there is no afterlife and it depresses the hell out of me. If anythings an easy escape, its theism.
atheism is a religion. when you're an atheist, you say you live by your own standard which in a sense means you deify yourself and live how you want to live. we live how God tells us to and Christianity is a religion, and when you live according to your own self, you make atheism a RELIGION
False... First of all, you could only compare the two trinities (so it should be Holy Spirit instead of Satan), second of all the functions of the Hindu Trimurti are NOT the same with the ones of the Christian Trinity. :/
he said similarities btwn christanity and hinduism, you asshole key word "similarities", I cant stand these straight laced christians, they are so boring,stuck in there mind sets, not to mention that they are full of themselves, at least athiest live life to the fullest, cause when you die, that's it. I mean take a look at the world around you, when organisms die THEY DIE. end all be all, where no different from the birds in the trees and the ants on the ground.
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Its good to see that people don't get restricted to what others theorise or believe in, simply because others so.
The only reason people do that is because they are afraid, afraid of falling from the crowd and losing...
The fact is, nobody knows what happens after you die and it has never been proven. There, theres nothing you can possibly say to that other than simple, unproven ideas.
Also, to this GBJ83 person, who claims there is no deity... You haven't given any reasons as to why you think this. You cannot prove there isn't, and just because you can't reach it physically doesn't mean it isn't there. You are also just a child, so it would appear.
Or just immature, which is probably worse. Or possibly seeking attention from internet dwellers, which is worse still.
Either way, you have no proof that there is no prophet. And DON'T try to say why can't I see him. Good lord.
excuse me retard. I suppose you didnt read my post on the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Prove to me that he doesnt exist and ill let you spout your shitty christian religion to others. If not fuck off out of kids schools, and kids bums.
We don't know and will never know what we are. Religion and evolution and science is just a way of justifying something WE DON'T KNOW. The sun appears to warm the plants up so they grow. It must be the sun, no question.
There is NO truth. Every religion is the same, trying to make sense out of something that they can't explain.
WE DON'T KNOW that our entire lives could be imaginary, a figment of someone else's imagination. WE JUST DON'T KNOW. There is no truth.
All religions are unified at the core of the reason; there is no need to argue, you are all just trying to give a meaning to something you don't understand.
I'm going to get a million comments after this saying I'm an idiot. The only truth may be that there is no truth, and that being the truth, the truth that there is no truth means that even the truth being there is no truth is also not true.
For all we know, there could be spirits floating around us, invisible, reading our thoughts.
(By now I know I've posted a shitload of text but its all in the hopes of making you shut up)
Crazy about the thought reading? Yeah, maybe. The funny this is though, you can't prove me wrong. But I can't also prove myself right either. Just because it appears to be impossible does not mean it is.
People are so narrow-minded and only believe in what they can reach with their primitive senses. I'm no religious man, but there are times when I ask what Jesus would do.
@Hardysamnin lets both hope your being sarcastic, and you probably are, but hey there are alot of idiots on the internet.
Obviously science, religion etc are all trying to justify or explain something they don't understand. I shouldn't have to explain that, let alone a second time...
@GBJ83 I think your getting the theory of evolution mixed up with the theory of natural selection, Evolution is definitely not observable or repeatable
every one of you is going to die someday, if you think making fun of God is funny, it won't be like that in the afterlife; if you will die without knowing Jesus, you'll be isolated from God for eternity in hell and you will end up with things you served and with gods you bowed your knees to....
me, people wipe with there left hands and in india and the middle east and its a grave insult to shake with your left hand.. but your not stupid because you didnt know that, a lot of people dont know that.
again I ask , is there anyone in the whole world that doesnt use their hands????????????????? even if you were to use a bidet u would still use your hands...............!!!!
actually, i think that everyone in the world has been racist at some point in their lifes, and not even realized they were being racist
i mean i used to enjoy the jokes about the scotish man, the english man and the irish man, but looking back now, i realize how racist those jokes were to irish ppl
although not everyone would be racist on purpose these days
just thought i'd give you a little something to think about
Im just jumping around looking at different things on the internet. After watching this, I couldnt believe that it got almost 12K's worth of comments......wow
People you're really overdoing it... But that's just what happens when religion is the topic. Every Christian in an eyesight goes on a holy rampage to call everyone Jews, racists and so on, and so on. Basically you can't take it that people can think AND talk whatever they want. It's called freedom in case you forgot ;P
yeah u got nazis, truthers, birthers, christians, muslims, jews, mormons, kardashians and other wastes of space...whats your point? when they stop teaching the bible in schools and you are allowed to elect a president who refutes the fairy tale of God then we'll stop taking the piss.
im just done with religious people shoving their shite down everyones throats for centuries, preaching fake tolerance when they have caused pretty much every war and hold the human race from progressing.
All of you intense religious fags, left and right wing go fucking die, this is a great skit stop taking a joke out of context. Seriously all of you go slit you wrists right now!
there is no prophet in the whole world and never will be. Let me say this one last time to knock some sense into you dumbarses. I feel its my duty as you guys are mostly American and learn the wrong stuff in your schools. This is the only chance you losers get a chance to be schooled in logic. YOUR RELIGIONS ARE DUMB AS FUCK. I KNOW ITS DIFFICULT TO BREAK OUT OF YOUR CULTS AFTER YEARS OF HAVING YOUR PRIESTS DICK LODGED UP YOUR BUMHOLES...BUT YOU MUST BREAK FREE AND FOLLOW LOGIC. good luck guys
As soon as I saw the title of this I knew every single comment was going to everyone screaming their asses off about religions. I challenge you to try not to fucking post a comment that isn't you arguing about a religon, really your not a prophet and it's YouTube everyone's going to forget it in 3mins, to be honest no one gives a rats ass.
@hamongog2015 im laughing cus it was his Dad that chose to torture him lololol......sweet God man, what a role model. im sure your God gives you weak minded losers so much comfort(!)
If hollywood mocked Muhammed the way they do Christ, HollyWood would be burned to the ground by Muslims. Its high time we Christians start taking ground rather than giving it. We are coming, and we have the sword of the Lord to cut you fools !
very christian of you to promote violence haha...with magical swords,your whats wrong with religion..like a doctor giving shit for you smoking then goin behind the building on break and lighting up,have a glorious day
You do know that Christ was a Pacifist, right? Besides, I'm sure God can take a joke, accoding to the Christian beliefs that He created everything, that includes our humor too. So chill, its only a joke.
eew, is jeez watchin what yr doin in bed!?
divineonenl 1 year ago
XD jesus was reminding me of cuzco from the disney movie "The emperor's new groove for some reason!"
TannerTheELiTE 1 year ago
eeheh,,
Alambap 1 year ago
I LOVE LIFE AND TIMES OF TIM LOL
popskittels 1 year ago
briliant ; D
Nozdromu13 1 year ago
U should be punished for such jokes bitch!
Caesar88888 1 year ago
dude calm down its just a cartoon
awesomesauce980 1 year ago
Author just doesnt believe neither in Jesus nor in Vishnu, who is actually God.
But that doesnt mean that no one believes.
Caesar88888 1 year ago
That is true,, I'm from India and we have tons of holidays.. In Hindu religion they had 33 billion god and goddess. they even don't remember them name so how can they celebrate each bday lol
pastatejp 1 year ago
@2abhilash
it only makes people more ignorant if they are stupid enough to base their opinions around a cartoon meant to be funny. i for one am a huge fan of jon stewart and colbert, but im also a huge fan of seth macfarlan and family guy. im not any stupider from being one because i know that theyre just jokes. its ignorant to think that only one kind of person watches a show like family guy. learn to laugh at anything and dont take a cartoon so seriously.
KSSTV1 1 year ago 2
aaww poor vishnu :(
partiigirl1 1 year ago 2
hahaha
isaksimonsson 1 year ago
ugh that was not worth it
ViciousGuitarist 1 year ago
Thanks to this video the hindu concept of god is once again lost to an audience that is extremely familiar and mostly fed up with the christian concept of god and the trinity. That bothers me.
Not that I am practicing hindu, or am trying to convert or anything. But there is a difference between being well-informed and being misinformed, that must be recognized. Alas people are too busy laughing without knowing.
82abhilash 1 year ago
do you really want people who are so easily influenced by a cartoon anyway
timmehh89 1 year ago
Comedy these days have a it is funny because it is true angle to it. Think Jon Stewart, think Stephen Colbert, the onion news or even Dilbert. They actually make you smarter. This one makes people more ignorant.
82abhilash 1 year ago
The intro with Tim was nauseating...the sad truth is that our society has actually devolved to such a baby state, that peeps would be frightened by nonsense like that
GrandFunker 1 year ago
lol jesus cussing lmaoooo
wow!!!!
tcgoodone 1 year ago
Jesus is just a man after all...his dad's the Supreme Being and all, but he is just a dude
GrandFunker 1 year ago
@GrandFunker But he can turn water into booze. That guy is my best friend.
Hippiehater1683 1 year ago
I would laugh if this were funny & not just strangely intolerant. There are lots of reasons to make fun of Indians, Americans, or any nationality. The joke would lie in a recognizable truth.
Vishnu represents eternal consciousness -- hence no birthday. One of his manifest incarnations, Krishna, has a birthday which is raucously celebrated with greater fervor and excess that anything in Christianity.
Indians wash after defecation. Americans just smear the shit around with paper.
melonsideshow 1 year ago
Cool, man.
westlacson1 1 year ago
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catchersmitt0 1 year ago
Indians also wash their floors with cow shit and revere them...possibly the most slothful animals on the planet...not intolerant...observant
GrandFunker 1 year ago
@GrandFunker So just where do they wash the floors with shit? What have you been observing?
ruttysmith 1 year ago
It is true, it is not universal, but it is true. Not inside the house. Outside on the front yard and sometimes the back. Cow dung is diluted with water and the liquid is spread. It keeps off insects and mosquitoes, while freshening up the environment. Cow dung is said to have medicinal properties and is an ingredient in Ayurvedic medicines.
82abhilash 1 year ago
@82abhilash Yeah but it still tastes like shit
sneakymunky 1 year ago
How do you know what 'shit' tastes like? Wait, I don't really want to know.
82abhilash 1 year ago
Cow shit is cleaner than your face
(absolutely serious its antiseptic )
Caesar88888 1 year ago
In India it is a BIG insult to pass food with your left hand (because its the butt wiping hand ) . I told the Indian monk not to be offended because I was right handed .True story ,true fact!
flyingscience 1 year ago
If you are right handed, you pass the food with your right hand. If you are left handed, your right hand becomes the wiping hand. Got it?
82abhilash 1 year ago
jesus and vishnu share the same birthday?
zinx43267 1 year ago
@zinx43267 there are actually a few dozen gods and messiahs who all have dec 25 as their birthday
mastermind2566 1 year ago
I'd like to cry reverent tears. Of laughter x).
It's chill. Unless you're a Christmas elf making toys on a daily graveyard shift, Christmas is a time of joy <3.
Salliewalker 1 year ago 2
lol
meajones100 1 year ago
I'm christian and this shit made me laugh so hard. :D
atatyrknumber1 1 year ago 2
Just lol! religions should all sit down and laugh at themselves from time to time. Without a lil' joke like this, the world would be a dark, dark place. TRUST ME.
A good, friendly, mick-take :)
RyanTaylorrz 1 year ago 7
lol xDDD
AxEsSsSsRulezZZ 1 year ago
I'm an Indian and a Hindu, and I thought that was funny as fuck.
tejassawant 1 year ago 8
mcfarlane is an atheist but such a funny guy :D
AmedesTheKing 1 year ago 4
I'm catholic and that was funny as hell
Bigkelly92 1 year ago 8
guys calm down.
im a chistian and i laughed!
theaha0 1 year ago 6
Wow! Seth made Jesus look like a cocky bastard
16Dolphins 1 year ago
ahahahaha poor vishnu
Lilith413 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA SHAME!!!
spinachcookie 1 year ago
Geeeeezzzzzzzz....
People, lighten up. Not everybody cares for your opinion and most do not like your opinions being shoved down their throats. Myself included. Honestly, I don't know why people can't just shut up and stiff their upper lip. If you didn't like it, just ignore it and move on. Rate it one star if you totally have to. Personally, I found this funny, now, if you didn't, that's okay. But you don't have to say anything.
DarkAngelWithoutHope 1 year ago
Viperr101 - some people watch in the hope of finding something that is actually funny.
Rhodri0110 1 year ago
vishnu brahman shiva!
rfy19 1 year ago
omg there cant be one fucking video in the internet about religion that everyone starts flaming... because of this kinda shit here, out there the world is all messed up with religious wars and stuff, except some people in their cozy houses dont see that
awshot 1 year ago 3
The person who created this video is a hippocrate, fool, idiot.
If u look at america.. u will find some one licking his @ss
gauravdba 1 year ago
If you don't like Seth's stuff, DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT STUPID TROLL!
Viperr101 1 year ago
i luv jesus, but stiill, poor vishnu. lol. No, seriously man, happy birthday rofl
h8ersk8erchicky88 1 year ago 2
wow the tim in the beginning i wanted to punch the girl so hard im just like thats a fucking GREETING LEARN HOW TO BE SOCIAL AND GETS SOME FUCKING FRIENDS AND THAT MARCUS DOUCHE WHO SAID IT WAS THREATENING FUCK I WANT TO WORK THERE AND KILL THEM!
sanfanucci 1 year ago
jesus is an ass
nickoli1993 1 year ago
Guys calm down, this is a funny video. I don't even know why there is talk about religion and science when nothing about it is related to this video.
seenuda0007 1 year ago 7
What the hell is with all this hate. Why is it everytime I see something on YouTube someone has to be a pissed off prick about just a simple joke. Not everything in the world is meant for others to take offence. And i'm sure even god can take a joke. Or whichever god you beleave in.
uptheirons4ever 1 year ago 4
you guys just need to shut the fuck up and let your humor roll. if you cant laugh then thats your problem. learn to roll with a punch instead of getting all cock headed. damn; and if you know your sensitive to these kinds of jokes, then for fuck sake dont look them up.
esp133 1 year ago 2
Nope just a man wiping his ass with his hand. XD
Megaschoolhater 1 year ago
That is so ...wow, Jesus is nothing like that that is a terrible video. Not even funny.
Imforeverone88 1 year ago
So you've actually spoken with this guy known as Jesus?
MikkelBrun 1 year ago
Yes, every day.
Imforeverone88 1 year ago
Loismustdie000
...you are in denial my friend. You have either been hurt or offended by someone with some kind of belief. Athiesm IS simply an easy escape from the truth and please don't ramble on about your definition of truth, that was some serious nonsense.
jcarvell1 1 year ago
dude, in what way is atheism an easy escape? I believe there is no afterlife and it depresses the hell out of me. If anythings an easy escape, its theism.
smsteve888 1 year ago
Theism gives hope, which I believe in firmly.
Imforeverone88 1 year ago
If anything is an easy ecscape, its not believing. ;)
Also, could you please stop turning what seems to be an amazingly funny video into some serious "WHAT R DA BEST RELIGION?!" thing?
Thanks in advance.
MikkelBrun 1 year ago 3
atheism is a religion. when you're an atheist, you say you live by your own standard which in a sense means you deify yourself and live how you want to live. we live how God tells us to and Christianity is a religion, and when you live according to your own self, you make atheism a RELIGION
RenegadezOfFunk 1 year ago
Calling atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair colour.
And who are you to define something that you are not by standards that you set?
Diefy yourself jerkoff.
badhorsy2003 1 year ago 2
are you from a cult?
And502 1 year ago
@RenegadezOfFunk im not being mean on your religion but i think,no god,no religion
theaha0 1 year ago
Hinduism and Christianity's similarities
Preserver: Jesus/Vishnu
Creator: Jehovah/Brahma
Destroyer: Satan/Shiva
runnysmokey0304 1 year ago
False... First of all, you could only compare the two trinities (so it should be Holy Spirit instead of Satan), second of all the functions of the Hindu Trimurti are NOT the same with the ones of the Christian Trinity. :/
RaresTurliuc 1 year ago 2
The Holy Spirit is the resurrected Jesus.
runnysmokey0304 1 year ago
he said similarities btwn christanity and hinduism, you asshole key word "similarities", I cant stand these straight laced christians, they are so boring,stuck in there mind sets, not to mention that they are full of themselves, at least athiest live life to the fullest, cause when you die, that's it. I mean take a look at the world around you, when organisms die THEY DIE. end all be all, where no different from the birds in the trees and the ants on the ground.
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deagla2 1 year ago
two cults dont make a right
GBJ83 1 year ago
"Calling atheism a religion is like calling 'bald' a hair color".
b3nmitchell 1 year ago
ok i can't seem to get enough of this one!
greeniiz13 1 year ago
.. just somebody wiping his ass with his hand.
Lunchess 1 year ago
Its supposed to be comedy! Dont take it seriousyl, just enjoy the humor.
ReneeKana 1 year ago 5
So much fun to make fun of the world....it's all a fuckin dream anyway :)
greeniiz13 1 year ago
Jesus is a douche
nicklessz 1 year ago
Because that comment clearly had any purpose besides annoying people..
toffer360 1 year ago
what?
anyway, -4, wheeey!
nicklessz 1 year ago
Jesus has such an ego.That why I am an atheIst XD Lol not really[ though that is my religion]
ScaryTeri101 1 year ago
are you retarded?
atheist is the position of having no religion..
Bender1200 1 year ago
buddhists and jains are atheists, theism is belief in a creator god. A-theism is non belief in a creator god.
GBJ83 1 year ago
Atheism is the belief that there's no god.
A is greek for without
Theos is god
ism is a suffix for a cult or group.
DeReKaeSe 1 year ago
I just said that, parrot
GBJ83 1 year ago
LMAO never gets old.....
can we shut up ith the arguing? someone should disable comments.
DCMBRoriginals 2 years ago
I'm on it!
TheFoxfireFarm 1 year ago
It never gets old i watched this sssoooo many times lol
11Soccerguy12 2 years ago
lol!! i'm hindu myself and i thought that was funny...people there's no point in arguing about religion, seriously
jyoshmo 2 years ago 6
Agreed
HLZoner 1 year ago
stupid ppl arguing about religion... It's just a joke .... enjoy and forget it ...
Alexanderson1988 2 years ago 7
i know what happens when you die..there is a guy who gives you weed and chicks for eeever! :D :D :D :D xd
notiswesc 2 years ago
lmao @ all ridiculous religious debates on youtube over this xD Take it somewhere else people! :P
BastetGreyP 2 years ago 5
Its good to see that people don't get restricted to what others theorise or believe in, simply because others so.
The only reason people do that is because they are afraid, afraid of falling from the crowd and losing...
The fact is, nobody knows what happens after you die and it has never been proven. There, theres nothing you can possibly say to that other than simple, unproven ideas.
LoisMustDie000 2 years ago 2
So, agnostic right?
RhapsodyinStu 2 years ago
Also, to this GBJ83 person, who claims there is no deity... You haven't given any reasons as to why you think this. You cannot prove there isn't, and just because you can't reach it physically doesn't mean it isn't there. You are also just a child, so it would appear.
Or just immature, which is probably worse. Or possibly seeking attention from internet dwellers, which is worse still.
Either way, you have no proof that there is no prophet. And DON'T try to say why can't I see him. Good lord.
LoisMustDie000 2 years ago
excuse me retard. I suppose you didnt read my post on the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Prove to me that he doesnt exist and ill let you spout your shitty christian religion to others. If not fuck off out of kids schools, and kids bums.
GBJ83 1 year ago
Here's something.
We don't know and will never know what we are. Religion and evolution and science is just a way of justifying something WE DON'T KNOW. The sun appears to warm the plants up so they grow. It must be the sun, no question.
There is NO truth. Every religion is the same, trying to make sense out of something that they can't explain.
WE DON'T KNOW that our entire lives could be imaginary, a figment of someone else's imagination. WE JUST DON'T KNOW. There is no truth.
LoisMustDie000 2 years ago 3
All religions are unified at the core of the reason; there is no need to argue, you are all just trying to give a meaning to something you don't understand.
I'm going to get a million comments after this saying I'm an idiot. The only truth may be that there is no truth, and that being the truth, the truth that there is no truth means that even the truth being there is no truth is also not true.
For all we know, there could be spirits floating around us, invisible, reading our thoughts.
LoisMustDie000 2 years ago 5
(By now I know I've posted a shitload of text but its all in the hopes of making you shut up)
Crazy about the thought reading? Yeah, maybe. The funny this is though, you can't prove me wrong. But I can't also prove myself right either. Just because it appears to be impossible does not mean it is.
People are so narrow-minded and only believe in what they can reach with their primitive senses. I'm no religious man, but there are times when I ask what Jesus would do.
He would grow up.
LoisMustDie000 2 years ago 3
@LoisMustDie000
i dont think you're being an idiot, i think you're being realistic and open-minded
InariChannel 2 years ago
@LoisMustDie000 - Lol science isn't a way of "justifying something" where did you come to that conclusion :P
Hardysamnin 2 years ago
@Hardysamnin lets both hope your being sarcastic, and you probably are, but hey there are alot of idiots on the internet.
Obviously science, religion etc are all trying to justify or explain something they don't understand. I shouldn't have to explain that, let alone a second time...
LoisMustDie000 2 years ago
evolution is not a religion fucktard. it has evidence and can be tested.
GBJ83 1 year ago
nah its actually a theory fucktard
JordanSeriously 1 year ago
Evolution is NOT just a theory you retarded fuckwit of the highest order. There has been overwhelming proof to back it up. Go suck jesus' dick
GBJ83 1 year ago 2
evolution is not observable, repeatable, or refutable and thus does not qualify as either a scientific fact or theory.
rayads786 1 year ago
u must be on crack rayads. of course its observable, repeatable and refutable
GBJ83 1 year ago 2
@rayads786 - "Evolution is not refutable"
I'm glad we agree on something.
Funny though that the entire global scientific community accept evolution as a science.
The only people who don't, don't because it conflicts with their bronze age, man made scriptures.
Plugging your ears and saying i cannot hear you, does not work.
Hardysamnin 1 year ago 3
@Hardysamnin - Science is the search of FACTS and EVIDENCE not justification. It's not a comfort blanket like religion.
Hardysamnin 2 years ago 2
@GBJ83 I think your getting the theory of evolution mixed up with the theory of natural selection, Evolution is definitely not observable or repeatable
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yoelsilver 2 years ago
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every one of you is going to die someday, if you think making fun of God is funny, it won't be like that in the afterlife; if you will die without knowing Jesus, you'll be isolated from God for eternity in hell and you will end up with things you served and with gods you bowed your knees to....
soul86kiev 2 years ago
nahbutseriouslydudehappybirthday XD
Tjechi 2 years ago 2
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jesus is a dumb mother fucker
KnowTheAnswer 2 years ago
lol, naaa but seriously dude happy birthday.. :D
ironmadion55 2 years ago
someone went through at downranked all my comments dissing your stupid weird cults like christianity and islam and judaism and Pink Unicornism
must be an american that did that
GBJ83 2 years ago
i gave you a thumbs up lol
everyone is also downraking my comment too
castronm69 2 years ago
thanks man lol
GBJ83 2 years ago
I'm learning stuff here...who knew they wipe their bottom with their hands?
FreaperFTW 2 years ago
americans wipe their arse with their heads?
GBJ83 2 years ago
me, people wipe with there left hands and in india and the middle east and its a grave insult to shake with your left hand.. but your not stupid because you didnt know that, a lot of people dont know that.
ironmadion55 2 years ago
again I ask , is there anyone in the whole world that doesnt use their hands????????????????? even if you were to use a bidet u would still use your hands...............!!!!
bacaralo 2 years ago
i said you weren't stupid. relax. people usually wipe with there left hand overseas... just describin for your own info.
ironmadion55 2 years ago
who was talking to you ironmadion?
bacaralo 2 years ago
@barcaralo
i think i heard a long time ago about someone has had no arms, and used her feet to do some things(like for example using a computer mouse)
but yes, ppl who are capable of using their hands will definately use them
i think...
InariChannel 2 years ago
lol imagine using your feet to hold the toilet paper
bacaralo 2 years ago
bloody ell
we just got our arse's kicked
Deadboy878 2 years ago
Want to know what's racist saying that every american is racist
GnomeSharkTOG 2 years ago 4
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every american IS rasist
castronm69 2 years ago
@castronm69 are you an american?
weed4me999 2 years ago
yes i am....only a few handful of americans are rasist...
i'm only saying this because I am american but i'm full blooded hispanic
i've experienced people being rasist to me from white americans
castronm69 2 years ago
I was just wondering, I'm not real sure why I got a hands down for asking. I think rasist are a global problem. People are fucked up.
weed4me999 2 years ago
I think bad spelling is even worse :O
rwoz 2 years ago
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castronm69 2 years ago
@castronm69
actually, i think that everyone in the world has been racist at some point in their lifes, and not even realized they were being racist
i mean i used to enjoy the jokes about the scotish man, the english man and the irish man, but looking back now, i realize how racist those jokes were to irish ppl
although not everyone would be racist on purpose these days
just thought i'd give you a little something to think about
InariChannel 2 years ago
Paddy and Murphy were sitting on the floor....Paddy fell off
bacaralo 2 years ago 2
@bacaralo hahahahahahahaha
01hdav 2 years ago
???
what is there to think about?
castronm69 2 years ago
lots of things, but they all irrelavent to the subject(one of those things for example is animal abuse, significant but irrelavent to religion)
InariChannel 2 years ago
Please learn proper English grammar before you post comments.
nellynellienelson 2 years ago
nerd
lvit405775 2 years ago
fuck you dude...this is a free country and americans have to learn america is a melting pot if they like it or not
castronm69 2 years ago
everyone is racist, but Americans are actually retarted because they actually teach the bible in school
GBJ83 2 years ago
i kind of agree...there is supposed to be a seperation of church and state
castronm69 2 years ago
you cant even vote for someone who doesnt believe in god
bacaralo 2 years ago
@castronm69
I'm American and I am not racist.
runnysmokey0304 1 year ago
Im just jumping around looking at different things on the internet. After watching this, I couldnt believe that it got almost 12K's worth of comments......wow
ctguy1955 2 years ago
LOL .. guys ... i mean m from india ...
but i dont think we shud take it this srsly ... like the comments down here ...
its just a joke rite ...
i still loled :p anywayz .. good vid anywayz
Flaresteel 2 years ago
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jesus sux, vishnu sux, the video sux even more,
GBJ83 2 years ago
Cant you people just enjoy the skit? Its a comedy and I havnt seen a single lol or rofl or lmao.well I say......ROFL BITCHES!
....lol
MultiUnreal 2 years ago 4
cus its not funny maybe?
GBJ83 2 years ago
People you're really overdoing it... But that's just what happens when religion is the topic. Every Christian in an eyesight goes on a holy rampage to call everyone Jews, racists and so on, and so on. Basically you can't take it that people can think AND talk whatever they want. It's called freedom in case you forgot ;P
Dragsliv 2 years ago
rofl
DaniMcfester 2 years ago
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Stop making fun of america you fucking new england and brit queers half of just about every race lives here
poleio7 2 years ago
yeah u got nazis, truthers, birthers, christians, muslims, jews, mormons, kardashians and other wastes of space...whats your point? when they stop teaching the bible in schools and you are allowed to elect a president who refutes the fairy tale of God then we'll stop taking the piss.
and New England is in America
GBJ83 2 years ago
.......wow your not overreactive at all
BarerRudeROC 2 years ago
im just done with religious people shoving their shite down everyones throats for centuries, preaching fake tolerance when they have caused pretty much every war and hold the human race from progressing.
GBJ83 2 years ago
It's going to continue to happen. Humans like to disagree.
HLZoner 1 year ago
All of you intense religious fags, left and right wing go fucking die, this is a great skit stop taking a joke out of context. Seriously all of you go slit you wrists right now!
shortsfella 2 years ago
i nearly did because these videos are so unfunny
GBJ83 2 years ago
this nigga said poopoo
meliisaizsexy 2 years ago
@meliisaizsexy why say nigga?
GBJ83 2 years ago
there is no prophet in the whole world and never will be. Let me say this one last time to knock some sense into you dumbarses. I feel its my duty as you guys are mostly American and learn the wrong stuff in your schools. This is the only chance you losers get a chance to be schooled in logic. YOUR RELIGIONS ARE DUMB AS FUCK. I KNOW ITS DIFFICULT TO BREAK OUT OF YOUR CULTS AFTER YEARS OF HAVING YOUR PRIESTS DICK LODGED UP YOUR BUMHOLES...BUT YOU MUST BREAK FREE AND FOLLOW LOGIC. good luck guys
GBJ83 2 years ago
As soon as I saw the title of this I knew every single comment was going to everyone screaming their asses off about religions. I challenge you to try not to fucking post a comment that isn't you arguing about a religon, really your not a prophet and it's YouTube everyone's going to forget it in 3mins, to be honest no one gives a rats ass.
MrToastTee 2 years ago
@MrToastTee yet u watched the video AND commented. look in the mirror and you'll find a great big twat.
GBJ83 2 years ago
@MrToastTee
ok, i can easily post a comment that has nothing to do with religion!
... wait a minute... DAMNIT THIS COMMENT MENTIONED RELIGION!
but seriously, you hav a point
InariChannel 2 years ago
sxaxaxaxsaxsasx
zada4a 2 years ago
he who laughs last laughs best !
Christ has the victory.
hamongog2015 2 years ago
@hamongog2015 last i heard he died screamin with thorns in his head and nails in his wrists. i dont think he was laughing.
GBJ83 2 years ago
@hamongog2015 im laughing cus it was his Dad that chose to torture him lololol......sweet God man, what a role model. im sure your God gives you weak minded losers so much comfort(!)
:P
GBJ83 2 years ago
If hollywood mocked Muhammed the way they do Christ, HollyWood would be burned to the ground by Muslims. Its high time we Christians start taking ground rather than giving it. We are coming, and we have the sword of the Lord to cut you fools !
hamongog2015 2 years ago
@hamongog2015 Everyone watch out, he has the sword of a thousand truths.
DietPlain 2 years ago
very christian of you to promote violence haha...with magical swords,your whats wrong with religion..like a doctor giving shit for you smoking then goin behind the building on break and lighting up,have a glorious day
BlakeTahoe 2 years ago
@hamongog2015 muslims suck monkey balls and christians suck donkey balls
GBJ83 2 years ago
You do know that Christ was a Pacifist, right? Besides, I'm sure God can take a joke, accoding to the Christian beliefs that He created everything, that includes our humor too. So chill, its only a joke.
HLZoner 1 year ago