Chimps attack man

[SuperRightShoe]

1:05 His friend should have kicked that fuckin thing! Worthless friend!

[throathammer1]

its like that in this state too.. try to help the chimps with welfare and they attack you every chance they get

[Sanderau1]

no chance

[TheGodParticle]

I wouldn't feed them if they tried that stunt with me, i would just paddle around their island in my boat with a blow-pipe and shoot at them all day.

[CelticSpiritWolf]

That guy was just rediculously stupid. At least take a tazer, combat shotgun and a bowie knife. Jeeeze ¬_¬

[Neptune0970]

Did you know... Chimp are dangerous monkey than other type of monkey. x5 muscular man in one chimpanzee! This is how dangerous it is!

[martinkard]

aww...they re so human like....

[yayaboieeee1]

Whoa, this is a tough question -- What's the worst job in the world: psycho-chimp caretaker, or crack-whore?

[cyborgar15]

chimps will bites your fingers,nose,lips,ears off...so you better have at least a knife in the fight..

[gryphonprince]

Fucking aces quality, bro.

[MrBandicoot91]

Chimp was like ..Give me another kitkat!!

[topclassmuppet]

240p we meet again...

[alonzo1995]

Man, if that was me, I would've brought the fucking ape in the water and drowned its ass!

[TuiSongs]

@alonzo1995 errr... u realize the average male chimp is like... 10x (or more) stronger than the average

male human... right? *cough!*youre stupid*cough!*

[caraxamage]

@TuiSongs not 10X stronger, as a gorilla is the strongest ape and is 8X stronger than the average man, but yh, chimps are much stronger than the average man

[alonzo1995]

@TuiSongs

I didn't really mean it smart ass. Funny, the illiterate bastard says that I'm "stupid".

[Broetchenbacken]

@alonzo1995

haha dont underestimate them these guys are stronger than you ;)

[illegalbrain]

That guy got owned by the chimp.

[XxModernDayRaiderxX]

i atleast want to fight 1 chimp before i die and if it kills me than it will be a good death :)

[jason30963]

the chimp was trying to play

[phlieswood]

Bite the hands that feed, will ya? Hehe..Say hello to my little friend!! *click-click*

[biokant]

That is a very very stupid human

[Weston1968]

He must have called the chimp cunt by mistake! Bloody frase books!

[rubenhoed]

1 pixel, 2 pixels,3 pixels, 4 pixels.....120 pixels!

[XmodGT1]

@nikolasheartagram89 Ok greenpeace.... Hey, Hey humans! let it free the chimps now! (sarcasm on)

Dude get over it, is just a joke!

[Kittywhiskers1000]

@XmodGT1 Don't threat, some people just take jokes WAY too seriously. I've been studying animal courses for a few years, but I still laughed at your joke.

If people can't tell that you're joking, then they're not the brightest spark in the bunch and probably not worth your time.

[XmodGT1]

@nikolasheartagram89 dude can you see the joke here? If you can't understand, maybe the chimp is you.... maybe? mmmm no. You ARE the chimp.

[N1ceV1d]

they were wearing hard leather boots, if they were fighters, they would of stomp the sht out of those berserk chimps

[xxOMAR313xx]

always keep a tazer when going by chimps

[Fisticuffer245]

@xxOMAR313xx Shut the fuck up faggot

[xxOMAR313xx]

@Fisticuffer245 Fuck you, you damn cunt

[Fisticuffer245]

@xxOMAR313xx lmfao your a faggot STFU

[Raelsatu]

These guys are incredibly brave/insane. Chimps have a masters degree in ballsack mutilation, plus their canines are ready to tear through all flesh. They're semi-intelligent to a point where you realize they target your most sensitive areas purposely. Plus I have a sort of phobia/extreme empathy when it comes to genitals receiving trauma, so this is about as scary as it gets for me.

[maulkrish22]

i hate these animals!!!

[cameestar127]

What is up with stupid people these days........cause I dont know what is going on??????????????

[Parnell50]

They shouldnt have had there ass on the chimp island anyway, but noooo they wanted to go and try and make friends the chimps showed them what he thought about there friendship

[BuckshotBrooka]

i would have punched that ape right in the kisser

[KachinaHerbs]

Narrator is a douche

[hugol50]

drown the chimp !!!

[nametakenuse]

Chimp Island > Not safe_____Human Island > Not safe either

[PurlyDiluted]

what a pussy......lol

letting the monkey throw him about a like a stick

[DIggerido1]

@PurlyDiluted chimps have powerful strength. way more than a man any way.

[GabrielMaderia]

they fucking serve no purpose at all!!!! they're short, black, hairy and unemployed! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[filthyjames]

Lol chimps are fucking crazy. We should ice them all.

[TheSh0cky]

KILL THE FUCKING CHIMPS NUKE THEM ISLAND FUCKING CHIMP FUCKS! have yo usaw what one of them have doned to one woman....

[ScienceProjek]

Humans can be so ridiculous sometimes. Leave the damn animals alone.

[vexviper]

@ScienceProjek Tell that to the tree hugging liberals who want to go pet and cuddle with the polars bears and fix their lives. lol

[stiggyh]

@vexviper idiot !

[BettiePie]

It's sad when people try to be at one with nature.

[netgod2002]

OWNED!

[dozn01]

they wanna bum fook him ,

quick get him to the busher so we can rape his little white ass

[Capnwabbit]

Ever noticed in so many such videos the human doesn't fight back? Why is that? As a teenager I was attacked by a dog and kicked and punched the thing unconscious. Yet you see grown men running away from a goose etc. Weird.

[thedoors436]

@Capnwabbit Because chimps are ten times stronger than you.

[Capnwabbit]

@thedoors436 My view on chimps or other dangerous animals is to keep away from em. My point was that so many people just don't fight back. They'll run away from an aggressive mouse.

[slackmeyer]

@Capnwabbit Geese are much stronger than the average male. Especially those damn Canadian Geese.

[Moonraker1974]

@slackmeyer A goose wouldn't be stronger with my hands clasped firmly around it's fucking neck! Plus if the average male is REALLY weaker than a goose, then it just illustrates exactly how much humans have physically deteriorated over the last 100 years or so.

[threeaches]

I love how his partner just stands and watches as he gets mauled by a chimp.

[D4RKR3FL3X]

@ sunderland4745 i agree my dad is 6"5 240 and maxes out at 550 pounds

[makkymokky]

what a fagget, hes obviously very weak. Altho i wont argue that a chimp is supposedly 4 times stronger than a grown man.

[DimsyEmily]

i know that chimps afraid of water, so better go there if they will want to attack

[hoboguru]

dayum nature, you scary!

[ACanuckGuy]

He's lucky he didn't get his arm ripped off.

[alexerify1]

Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

[TheMoneyboy1]

@alexerify1 NNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Tonz7291]

chimps dared each other to throw the man into the water hahaha

[xXbelmontXx]

LOL Anyone who says they wouldve fought back should STFU. You couldnt do shit , chimpsare 6 to 8 times as strong as a man. GG.

[Sunderland4745]

@xXbelmontXx

But you can STILL fight back. There are plenty of men that could still do SOME damage. If a man punched a chimp in the face while being attacked, or kicked him in his testicles really hard, it's going to do something. Their not invulnerable. And 6-8 times sounds exaggerated to me. Maybe for a woman, but for a man I doubt it. My step-dad for example, is 6"4 200 pounds and can bench press his weight. I doubt he would go down without a fight.

[Garenny]

@Sunderland4745 Absolutely right .... I do muay thai, and some BJJ, and I've always put it in perspective. If I can kick through a baseball bat, I could most likely shatter a chimp, a dog, most animal's skull or jaw... I weigh 240 pounds, I'm 5'9... plus, we're on top of the food chain cause of our brains, not muscles, so in a fight.. I go for the eyes, genitles, noise, joints... all those good spots

[FATHERM]

that guy get chimp elbow however the other chimp fell and forget to give second guy stone cold stunner.

[draculascoffin]

Thats like a white man going into detroit !!!

[soccerpro619]

i didnt know this little fuckers were that fast!!!

[vgdgdsgx]

what happen to the chipanzees they were cool in the 90s

[KawasakiRider91]

hahah thats what he gets for being a treehugger

[bobachilosa]

aaahahahahah awesome

[uknowsalome]

omg this ppl are stupid , they cant fight, if i was the friend it would of had brought me a big ass smile that i was about to get lucky knocking some monkey ass, he would of been crying in pain

[gmako74]

Id like to purch out about 100yds with a 556. Lots of fun!

[nitroflesh]

What a woos. I would kick chimps ass.

[JanineRobin]

what is it about humans that we think animals are supposed to show us respect? we've forgotten how to be animals, you don't see chimps wandering around throwing food to gorillas and then socialising with them. And there's a good reason they don't.

[MishuTaste]

The chimps don't have serious behavior problems, it's the grunting human that had the behavior problem!

[crazydaysful]

@MishuTaste - agree agree  agree!

[licmy3balls]

i would come up to the shore and get them all wound up thinking they were about to get a treat then blast the whole bunch with an ak 47. fuck those things.

[bankNbakeGuy]

how much can a chimp bench?

[163Chaos]

@bankNbakeGuy lIKE A CAR!

[Wonin6billion]

I'll tell you something for nothing: If that chimp set about me like that, I'd kick the shit right outta that chimps arsehole. That chimp should appreciate who the fuck built the space shuttle, and put his/her 'kind' on the moon for crying out loud!

I tell you now! Humankind and Chimpkind are from the same 'Trunk', but not the same branch!! Bare ye that in mind! Don't fuck around with the Chimp..

[sairoku]

@Wonin6billion ROFL an average mature chimp is about 6 to 7 times stronger than an average adult human. If a chimp did decide to jump you, you won't even stand a chance resisting it, unless you have a gun or something. The bottom line is....a chimp will rape u in hand to hand brawl no matter how strong you say or think you are.

[Wonin6billion]

@sairoku Hey! you aint seen my exoskeleton o_O :)

[larissaNellie]

@Wonin6billion YOU didn't put ANYONE on the moon, you ignorant fool.

[Wonin6billion]

@larissaNellie:  Who threw you a Banana??? :P

[zaqwert777]

Chimps don't like white guys. Maybe they can smell liberal white pansy types.

[sumerianelohim]

I would hand than chimp his ass. Even though they are stronger I'd rip that buggers throat out and blind him!!

[justlegal21]

@sumerianelohim lol...good luck doing it before he does it to you...

[islam123098]

see the chimp drop the african guy....that would of happened to the white guy if he wasnt sitting down.

[islam123098]

apparently one chimp has the strength of 2-3 men...

[justlegal21]

@islam123098 actually..an adult chimp has the strength of 7 men, which is why they're so dangerous... they'll literally rip off you're face and limbs like a rag doll.. so..stay away... no human can beat a chimp hand to hand..is impossible...

[islam123098]

@justlegal21 nuh come on 7???? if that is true then damn there like a strong guy on heaps of roids.

[justlegal21]

@islam123098 well. yea they can be that strong but is not that common, unless is a very strong adult.. but they are still very strong..like the average is about 4-5 times stronger...so..they'll still rip u apart.. i can imagine the pain that guy felt by just the grip of that chimp...like a clamp on your hand...

[spoondogcuz]

that chimp fucked that dude so hard he made him cum

[drakerocks101010]

lol poor dude

[lolandre1]

LOL THAT WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY

[LatestUFOSightings]

This is not funny. Chimps are vicious and can rip you in half.

[khanio1]

KILL EM ALL! We dont do fuck all with the nukes anyway, use em on this Chimp Island!!

[mokuyin]

jajaja !!!

[potheadhazyeyes]

I guess you can't civilize a nigger

[SkiMaskTrooper]

fuck you pothead, your a loser cause ya think smokin is cool, judging by your name, what a fuckin flamin fuckin fagget.

[diviamush]

hysterical brither

[d0nthate0nme]

you faggot! do you think thats funny?! you seriously have some issues to work out.

[planes3333]

@d0nthate0nme

I think its scary and tragic he was hurt, with that said I dont think he has any business trying to imitate the primates, he obviously should have had a firearm with him as well. Humans need to respect the animal kingdom and stop trying to be Jane Goodall!

[94Danimal]

they actully wernt attacking him in the beginning, tht was more like play, but he was lucky, some people get there whole faces ripped off

[M0rb30uS]

Royce Gracie vs. Chimpanzee.

i'd love to see that fight.

it probably end with royce getting the chimp in a nasty ass rear naked choke or someshit

[monkeybuttgut]

lol that would be sweet. but them chimps are strong 7 to 10 times stronger than an adult male..... they can bite of entire hands

[M0rb30uS]

Royce will show him the power of jiu jitsu.

Power vs Technique??

Technique always wins ;)

[planes3333]

@M0rb30uS

LOL

[XmodGT1]

Nuke the Cnimp Island!!!!!!

[TADGELL]

@XmodGT1 you mean nuke africa?

[XmodGT1]

@TADGELL YES, LOL!!!!

[henerymag]

hate those fuckin things, dirty diseased psycho's, shoot the godamn things

[fmcarthur]

the moral of the story is if you wanna be the alpha chimp, be sure to bring a water pistol

[seth817]

Fuck chimps.

[PingPong85]

"Uganda,Africa" ?

Just like "Canada, America"

[jsouce]

Some dam chimps just don't appreciate our human government sponsored bail-out programs. Chimp Island, Human Island, you be the judge. And hold the banana, no seriously.

[wallieburger]

the guy in the back just watches -_-

[MuDvAyNw]

damn it .. that guys lucky lol how the hell are chimps so strong... its insane

[spezow1234]

lol. ya i would enjoy watching an angry male chimp fight a gorilla

[treeman2007]

a gorilla would rip a chimp apart

[katpuddin]

We should unite humanity in an attempt to defeat the chimp threat once and for all.

I think a couple of commandos with machine guns could do the trick though. Make sure they are covered by helicopter gunships too.

[Newbsbane]

A machete should be sufficient.

[Newbsbane]

One of my life goals is to kill a chimp with a sword.

[Jumpsuri]

1+ respect

[treeman2007]

good one or you can.....

1 shoot a chimp with a rocket launcher

2.quench his thirst with battery acid

3 put him in a cage with a thousand hornets

4 throw him in a gorillas cage

[thegamefox1]

lol

[thegamefox1]

lmao thats hilarious

[merzbau1]

@Newbsbane nothing more interesting to do with your life?Hillbilly

[xander0713]

see how it fuckin took that guy as it's bitch..

they're 6 times stronger than us. And the guys lucky it didn't tear his arm clean off

[thegamefox1]

yah and that chimp probabaly weighed 120 -130 pounds and with a height of 5'5,

[charlesdraughton]

i have a chimp siZe penis

[Newbsbane]

When compared to other primates, including large primates such as the gorilla, the male human genitalia are remarkably large. The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body. ie: you must have a small penis.

[scatmanski]

were also related to flying squirrels... allegedly

[albionangel]

we're related to everything, if you go back far enough :) lions, chickens, worms, flu virus, ebola...

[thegamefox1]

fuck you evolution man

[planes3333]

@albionangel

when lightening hit mud, humans came out later, evolution is amazing almost like God in how it makes life?? (wait a minute) did I just turn into a religious nut?? XD

[Themanoflogic]

We're cousins. We all came from the same ancestor

[chinchonchinchon]

Themanoflogic, so they say, but don´t everything your told. If you behave like a chimp it must be right for you, l0l

[joeandray]

lol, these r funny

[mbm13213]

Is that the same monkey that attacked that Rihanna slut?

[bi79yt]

all chimps should die,i hate those ungreatfull smelly bastards.

[trple5]

Dumb ass crackkker! LOL!

[Dizzo500]

that chimp should play in the nfl! haha

[grossepointepimp]

monkeys are horrible animals.. they should all be exterminated

[briannaraeG]

seriously. dumb fucking americans. god. i'm glad the monkeys attacked them. DUMBASSES

[spinningstarr]

he was canadian other guy was IrishLMAO

[roseofsharyon33]

rofl owned

[PureAwesomenes]

i owned your mom last night

[roseofsharyon33]

thats original. very creative insult...

[GuyWithNoCamButMic]

Change your name dude, it really didnt match that insult

[g88mm]

who dooooos chimps remind you of????????

[Thelavendel]

americans

[zumbc]

lol

[CSIS25]

rotfl

[edisonplayer]

With Out Papers

[chicodkid]

They say that chimps make good pets until they are about 12 years old....then puberty !

[Mrvort]

Chimps scare the shit out of me. You don't wanna mess with them.

[Majortom71]

Man I don't know why people want to get near these animals, they end up paying a hefty price. If I had to be somewhere where these animals were loose I'd definitely be packing a gun with me.

[andnogpalma]

ahuhauahua! they were not attacking...but if they wanted, certainly they would have killed both men.

[tsarita]

I wonder if the last one was trying to pull him away to safety.

[preacherboy244]

Notice he attacked the white guy! Chips know who is holding them down too!. Maybe the NAACP should recrute there. I'll bet the attackers' name was Al or Jessie.

[Riccarda60]

well done, chimp!

[matthijs2212]

Lol,

chimps pwn :P!!

[MISANTHR0PIST]

woow!!! very cold blooded man!!! wise reaction!

[NoOdL3z21]

never mess with a chimp... those fuckers may be smaller but they are strong as hell

[HoovaC52]

6x more than humans they can rip arms out

(well thats what i heard on manswers)